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Items

Free Dmitry!: The FBI are not Adobe's personal security force.
$7 Tours: Tutorials on various subjects.
Nwall: Nick's wall, a friendlier way to broadcast.
Fortunes: Fortune files made by zork.net users.
Message Of The Day: It's not a web log unless it links to other sites.
SSH: Authorized users only.

DeCSS: The MPAA are wrong about intellectual property.
The Village: A more ergonomic window manager.
Meantime: Martin Pool knows where you've been.
Files: Miscellaneous files for download.
Emad or Not: <-- emad
Quitting Havenco: Ryan Lackey needs to learn [nolog]

Users

Nick: Obey me.
Rev. Patty Morin: Master of funk.
Clyde Crimefighter, Inc.: Expose the nose.
Juggler Vain: !the caterpillar on the 'shroom...
Bernard P. Murray, PhD: Mind his furtive ways.
Seth David Schoen: Beard beard beard.
Ed Lang: I really think you should go here...
Aaron Lehmann: Goddamn Troll-boy.

v: v
Zen: Forward standard by ten.
Pedro: The Peter Peterson Experience.
Phil: I am a citrus!
Jason McKee: Poor fellow.
Sneakums: Sean "Squeaky" Neakums.
Orion: M4 acolyte.

Exits

CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks.
Advogato: A CVS ChangeLog for your life.
Unisys sucks: Burn all GIFs.
Scientology: Google Juice
LNX-BBC: A business card-sized CD-ROM GNU distribution.
SCO: A failing proprietary software company grasping straws.
You: ^-- emad

Pigdog Journal: The online handbook for Bad People of the Future. The corner of 18th and hubris.
Kernel Traffic: You found kernel! Way to go robot!
Underground Origami: Not for the faint of heart.
GAR: Just use ports!
The Erdos Game: Nick Moffitt has a Paul Erdos number of 5.
THE ALGORITHM IS BANNED IN CHINA: The Algorithm is written in ALGOL 68.