It's really something. It's so bad, maybe you should pool your money and
draw straws and send one of the guys off to rent it so that in the
future, whenever you think you're sitting through a bad comedy, he could
shake his head, and chuckle tolerantly, and explain that you don't know
what bad is.
	-- Roger Ebert on Police Academy, failing to anticipate the
	 marvelous advances in making movies suck that have occured
	 since 1984