Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion
picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an
explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those,
and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most
popular with the moviegoing public, the producers of this motion picture
have asked me to take this opportunity to say "Fuck you." 
	-- Student Bodies