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There was a technician named Crockett
Who had an affair with a rocket
If you saw him up there
You'd be tempted to stare
But if you've not tried it, don't knock it!
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There was a young fellow named Urban
Who had an affair with a turbine
It's much nicer he said
Than a woman in bed
And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon
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There was a technician named Yuri
Fucked the nozzle right up its venturi
He had woes without cease
From the local police
And a helluva time with the jury
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There was a technician named Pope
Who plugged in to an ocilloScope
The cyclical trace
Of their carnal embrace
Had a damn nearly infinite slope
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There was a young man named McGuire
Who was fond of the pitch amplifier
A number of shorts
Left him covered with warts
And set half the bedroom on fire
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There was a technician named Moorehead
Who had an affair with a warhead
His wife moved away
The very next day
She *was* always kind of a sorehead
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A strapping young nerd name of Hector
Was quite fond of the launcher-erector
The squishes and pops
Of acute pressure drops
Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector
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There was a technician named Schroeder
Who buggered the vane servomotor
He soon grew a prong
On the end of his schlong
So he hired himself a promoter
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A brilliant old geek name of Slattery
Fell in love with the course gyro battery
But that fifty-volt shock
What was left of his cock
Was all slipp'ry and slimy and spattery
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There was a technician named Slater
Who slept with the LOX generator
His balls and his prick
Froze solid real quick
And his asshole a little bit later
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