I make an iron rule: nothing escapes my bottom during play.  Not a toot or a
whistle.  If I play hunched over I play hunched over.  I take the discomfort
in the name of dignified caution, and when it's especially bad I look up at
the sky between points and I say to the sky Thank You Sir may I have another.
Thank You Sir may I have another.

		 -- David Foster Wallace, "Infinite Jest"