ARTHUR
	Michael, I have great affection for you.
	You lead a very rich and interesting life,
	but you're a bagman, not an attorney.

	If you wanted to have me committed you
        should have kept me in Wisconsin, where
        the arrest report, the videotape and
        eyewitness accounts of my inappropriate
	behavior would have had jurisdictional
        relevance.

	I have no criminal record in the state
	of New York.  And the single determining
	criterion for involuntary incarceration
	is danger.  Is the defendant a danger
	to himself or others?

	You think you got the horses for that?
	Well, good luck and God bless.

		-- Michael Clayton (2007)