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Boredcast Message from 'ausman': Mon Dec 11 13:55:24 1995
reformatted disks
make sodalite weep loudly
give us /usr10
Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 13:56:29 1995
Rice paddy peasant
Works all day to make the paste
Paste that's white like zinc
Boredcast Message from 'erich': Mon Dec 11 13:57:01 1995
new law on soda
all walls must be zinc haiku
or else account gone
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 13:58:19 1995
Angel Lucifer
Banished to the netherworld
For his love of zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'agee': Mon Dec 11 13:54:51 1995
Bootleg cassette tape
Poor recording media
Zinc oxide is crap.
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Boredcast Message from 'peterm': Mon Dec 11 13:58:41 1995
Ancient promethius,
daily bereft of his liver,
he gave zinc to mankind.
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:01:55 1995
Starry Bethlehem,
Beware prophets bearing gold,
Frankincense and zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'agee': Mon Dec 11 14:00:49 1995
Christmastime is here
Snow falls, peacefully, slowly
On great cliffs of zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'geordan': Mon Dec 11 14:02:28 1995
make it stop! no more!
make it go away now, please!
I can't take much more!
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Boredcast Message from 'aspolito': Mon Dec 11 14:01:56 1995
five syllable line
rain falls like the fallout clous
ob zinc referance
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Boredcast Message from 'agee': Mon Dec 11 14:03:24 1995
Geordan does not know
The true meaning of the zinc
Perhaps he can learn
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:04:22 1995
Waiting on the dock
Shipment from Colombia
Twelve kilos of zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'agee': Mon Dec 11 14:04:31 1995
Walling dark dungeons
Like zinc on a hot tin roof
Poem makes no sense
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Boredcast Message from 'geordan': Mon Dec 11 14:03:47 1995
zinc has weight 30
its symbol is Zn
now will you all leave?
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Boredcast Message from 'peterm': Mon Dec 11 14:04:04 1995
falling from the sky,
radioactive fallout,
zinc dust in the wind
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:05:55 1995
Evil Fu Manchu
Plans to terrorize the world,
Stealing all the zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'geordan': Mon Dec 11 14:05:54 1995
zinc after copper
though but before gallium
above cadmium.
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Boredcast Message from 'agee': Mon Dec 11 14:06:29 1995
Mean Darth Vader said,
I find your lack of faith dis-
Turbing. What a zinc!
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Boredcast Message from 'scotsman': Mon Dec 11 14:05:59 1995
walls getting pointless
when it ends once and for all
I'll be truly glad
Boredcast Message from 'aaron': Mon Dec 11 14:07:25 1995
no zinc refernece
Boredcast Message from 'scotsman': Mon Dec 11 14:07:40 1995
Um... Signed by Zinc Tungsten.
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:07:07 1995
Daniel Holliman
Does not know that Gilman St
is a zinc haven
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Boredcast Message from 'geordan': Mon Dec 11 14:07:42 1995
this has naught about
that wondrous element
i could avoid. zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:08:11 1995
Gilman Street Restrooms
Contain no rolls of toiletry,
Force you to use zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'scotsman': Mon Dec 11 14:08:11 1995
Toilet paper hurts
When it's made of zinc it's worse
But Charmin wins out.
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Boredcast Message from 'ausman': Mon Dec 11 14:07:21 1995
seven hundred K
it turns to liquid river
hot has hell that zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'peterm': Mon Dec 11 14:10:02 1995
blojo and erich,
pinned to wooden crosses,
nailed up there with zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:11:03 1995
Mankind's big project,
Virtual reality,
Building worlds of zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'agee': Mon Dec 11 14:11:31 1995
Boyhood memories
Tonka fire engine. Vroom!
Made of steel, zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'geordan': Mon Dec 11 14:11:05 1995
more than twenty grams
ev'ry centimeter cubed
and it's a metal.
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Boredcast Message from 'danh': Mon Dec 11 14:13:22 1995
Fall rain comes gently
pond ripples with falling leaves
fingers drop like stones.
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:13:25 1995
"Heal me, Jesus"
Says the leper as his nose
Falls into the zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'peterm': Mon Dec 11 14:13:30 1995
pincushiond blojo,
impaled with many zinc spikes,
finally speechless.
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Boredcast Message from 'ausman': Mon Dec 11 14:12:40 1995
meaning of word zinc
comes from a German word "Zink"
origin obscure
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Boredcast Message from 'aspolito': Mon Dec 11 14:12:48 1995
coating outdoor nails
protection from winter's rains
zinc useful for all
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Boredcast Message from 'chiapet': Mon Dec 11 14:12:05 1995
most precious, i think
its mere thought turns me all pink
don't throw knives at zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'geordan': Mon Dec 11 14:13:53 1995
nuclear weapons
cause total mass destruction
fusion into zinc.
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Boredcast Message from 'danh': Mon Dec 11 14:14:18 1995
melted brie is yum
but it tastes much better when
i stir with his tongue
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Boredcast Message from 'blojo': Mon Dec 11 14:15:38 1995
World War II shortage
Housewives donate pots and pans
Get zinc to the troops
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Boredcast Message from 'aspolito': Mon Dec 11 14:15:19 1995
wrintg hiku on
zinc is easier than doing
work. procrastinate.
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Boredcast Message from 'saarp': Mon Dec 11 14:17:29 1995
zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc.
zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc.
zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc.
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Boredcast Message from soda!aspolito (ttyqo) at 14:17 ...
no zinc referance
well, except for the first one
you can't hide from zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!peterm (ttys0) at 14:17 ...
geordan is writhing,
moaning so pitifully,
molten gold coats him.
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Boredcast Message from soda!agee (ttyqz) at 14:19...
You say, "What is life?"
Before you answer that, ask
Yourself "What is zinc?"
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Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysy) at 14:19 ...
enough about zinc.
it's time for telebears now.
sign up for classes.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:19...
Important warning:
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN ZINC
Or you'll regret it.
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Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 14:20 ...
Zinc is the only
element you can use as
a conditioner.
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Boredcast Message from soda!aspolito (ttyqo) at 14:21 ...
life is but fleating
but zinc, zinc last forever
trust your life in zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!saarp (ttyqw) at 14:21 ...
haiku haiku hai-
ku haiku haiku haiku
haiku haiku zinc.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:21...
Mohandas Gandhi
Went on many hunger strikes,
Always ate his zinc.
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Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 14:21 ...
Molten zinc is
fun to give to a child
at a small playground.
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Boredcast Message from soda!agee (ttyqz) at 14:22...
Haiku about zinc
Can become old really fast.
Woe to those annoyed.
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Boredcast Message from soda!aspolito (ttyqo) at 14:23 ...
Pulp Finction has drugs,
hamburgers and violence.
but it lacks the zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 14:23 ...
Those who are annoyed
should have zinc in their diets
or at least fiber.
%
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:23...
What do you expect,
When you go throughout your life
Never touching zinc?
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Boredcast Message from soda!mehlhaff (ttypA) at 14:25...
walling zinc haiku
is a sign of great boredom
just go get a life !
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Boredcast Message from soda!peterm (ttys0) at 14:23 ...
in Hamburg's hot fires,
molten zinc flowed fast downhill,
forming hot rivers.
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Boredcast Message from soda!lwall (1?console) at 14:25...
From: Akasha <akasha@apple.com>
I once made pennies
coating them in lab with zinc
some gold, some silver.
Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysy) at 14:25 ...
the power of zinc
is strong. I got in all of
my classes today.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:26...
Letters & Science
Has such strict requirements
Can't pass without zinc.
Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysy) at 14:27 ...
I break free of your chains!
I write
in jagged
form
like e e
cummings
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Boredcast Message from soda!chiapet (ttysB) at 14:26 ...
zinc is in my blood
zinc sustains my beating heart
when pricked, i bleed zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:27...
Byzantine Problem
When to synchronize, attack
Capture all the zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:28...
Superconductive
Crystal lattice finely tuned
Quantum Zincanics
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Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 14:29 ...
zinc haikus are scarce
except on the walls of soda
where zinc reigns supreme
%
Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysy) at 14:29 ...
insanity, like
zinc, runs rampant through soda's
mindless, hopeless walls.
%
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:30...
Figlet the word 'zinc'
Watch it fill your CRT
Lovely ASCII art
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Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysy) at 14:31 ...
I've had enough zinc.
I'm going to fail physics.
Try to learn quantum.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:32...
L. Ron Hubbard wrote
Dianetics' secret code
Teaching about zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:41...
Twin Peaks finale
David Lynch's twisted dream
Zinc allegory
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Boredcast Message from soda!ausman (ttysE) at 14:43...
ari cannot die
until most wonderful sense
surrounded by zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:44...
Christian communion
Holy wafer made of zinc
Put it on your tongue.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:45...
Posting news is fun
Erotica - dot - sensual
Don't forget - dot - zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysu) at 14:46 ...
it is most complete
from a to the last one, zinc
we call it Centrum.
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Boredcast Message from soda!ausman (ttysE) at 14:46...
wear a zinc helmet
protect your most priceless head
die in style at least
%
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:49...
Superhero flees
X-ray vision, gift of flight
Powers blocked by zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:50...
Ivory soap is pure,
Ninety-nine point forty-four
Undefiled zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!aspolito (ttyqo) at 14:50 ...
need larger title
zinc will not help me at all
latex is cryptic
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:51...
"Barefoot in the Park"?
Neil Simon sucks my dick.
He should write of zinc.
%
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 14:59...
TV commercial
"Zinc it does a body good"
I will grow up strong.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:01...
Look, here is your brain.
Now here is your brain on zinc.
Any questions, kid?
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:06...
Perfect tokyo time
Must by cheap zinc umbrella
Ward off acid rain
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:06...
^by^buy
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Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysu) at 15:06 ...
blojo needs whipping
take a zinc whip and flog him
over and over
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Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 15:07 ...
a cat of nine tails
made completely out of zinc
lands on your back thrice.
Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 15:07 ...
Okay, all walls must contain a reference to zinc and to whips.
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:09...
Bubbling molten zinc
Pours across my naked skin
Pain strikes like a whip
%
Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 15:09 ...
zinc whips are fun for
flogging, beating and other
assorted actions
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Boredcast Message from soda!geordan (ttysu) at 15:10 ...
walls must have at least four references to James Bond movies
and praseodymium.
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:11...
Jaws shoots violin
Praseodymium gun
Diamonds forever
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Boredcast Message from soda!chiapet (ttysB) at 15:18 ...
contractor from hell
did not document his zinc
work has fallen off
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:20...
Life-threatening choice
Which door will he open up,
Tiger or the Zinc?
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Boredcast Message from 'erich': Mon Dec 11 11:15:35 1995
tongue on clitoris
i savour my lover's zinc
starry autumn night
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Boredcast Message from 'erich': Mon Dec 11 11:14:24 1995
i like plastic glocks
kalashnikov's rifle
to shoot i need zinc
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Boredcast Message from 'erich': Mon Dec 11 11:17:46 1995
zinc in my bloodstream
gluconeogenesis
endless flow of life
-blojo
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Boredcast Message from soda!chiapet (ttysB) at 15:24 ...
there is no zinc here
there is no zinc at my job
there is a large void
%
Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 15:26...
Headbanging music
Play it really fucking loud
I love Nine Inch Zinc
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Boredcast Message from soda!scotsman (ttyqD) at 15:34 ...
Saar sleep in pooled zinc
Breathes in the noxious fumes and
lives to repeat it.
%
Boredcast Message from soda!jon (ttypM) at 16:39 ...
ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC!
ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC!
ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC!
ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC!
ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC!
ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC! ZINC!
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Boredcast Message from soda!blojo (ttypX) at 16:40...
Fifteen years from now
Zinc is standard currency
Rich society
----
<pedro> blojo is blinded
<pedro> zinc is standard coinage now
<pedro> look at a nickel
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From: Seth David Schoen <schoen@loyalty.org>
For young children's health
Immunosuppressants bad,
But zinc opposite.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/ts/story.html?s=v/nm/19990418/ts/health_zinc_1.html
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From: ESP <evangelo@pigdog.org>
Shipwreck survivor
either saves his load or flees.
Which one? Zinc or swim?
%
From: Nick Moffitt <nick@zork.net>
Mortal Superman
Bad guys taking all the zinc
Now, kneel before Zod
%
From: Seth David Schoen <schoen@loyalty.org>
Healthful supplement
present here where food's prepared:
it's the kitchen zinc.
%
From: Seth David Schoen <schoen@loyalty.org>
Sensations coming
from metallic reactions:
a zinking feeling.
Gossips and costly
seagoing vessels conjoined
thus: loose lips, zinc ships.
Rene Descartes finds
his elemental self: I
zinc, therefore I am.
Horrible zinc puns
you would expect from Peter
Neumann, not from me.
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From: ESP <evangelo@pigdog.org>
Enough! This is the
Worst form of humor. I won't
zinc to your level.
%
From: Deirdre Saoirse <deirdre@deirdre.net>
On invoking Godwin
Internet arguments end
We zinc heil
%
Broadcast Message from woot@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 10:49 ...
My haiku is poor
But yet not poor enough to
insult you, you git.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp3) at 10:50 ...
today at North Park
NBC filmed a pilot
zinc was the focus
%
Broadcast Message from spork@zork
(/dev/ttyp9) at 10:51 ...
you steal woot the word
come tell me something other
now i fit zinc in this line
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp3) at 10:53 ...
did you miss schoen's words
on how zinc haiku are fixed?
obstinate buffon!
%
Broadcast Message from spork@zork
(/dev/ttyp9) at 10:54 ...
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes
zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc zinc
Broadcast Message from woot@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 10:55 ...
I think that your zinc
Is not the true aussie zinc
Our zinc is quite the zinc.
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp3) at 10:55 ...
if I did not speak,
you might think your zinc was good
what could be less true?
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp3) at 20:40 ...
I just ate some food--
Szechuan Pork and Broccoli
It is high in zinc.
%
Broadcast Message from lankhmar@zork
(/dev/ttyp7) at 22:10 ...
Bluish white metal,
magnesium-cadmium,
number thirty: zinc.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp3) at 8:03 ...
Mick's Sticky Fingers
O, can't ya hear me knockin'?
brown sugar lacks zinc.
%
Broadcast Message from lankhmar@zork
(/dev/ttyp7) at 10:20 ...
lintian; dupload;
Another .deb on its way:
zinc in Incoming.
%
Broadcast Message from nick@zork
(/dev/ttya1) at 10:22 ...
Oh, advogato:
My diary is zincless
And yet it is read.
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttypc) at 13:05 ...
the album is done
symphony center is next
to zinc, perchance dream
%
Broadcast Message from nick@zork
(/dev/ttya1) at 13:07 ...
Sweltering Sunday
Cover me in zinc oxide
Hide me from the sun
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttypc) at 13:09 ...
careful what you ask
baby ass-salve is scary--
DESITIN is zinc
%
<BenB> zinc is not purple
<BenB> zinc is not blue, red or green
<BenB> it's just very zinc
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Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 0:47 ...
Alas, o, alas,
very sorrowful are these
mourning zinc haiku.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttypc) at 0:49 ...
but don't get idears
we're not ga-ga betwixt us
just generally
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 0:49 ...
Your disclaimer is
fair enough, and helpful, yes,
but where is the zinc?
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 0:50 ...
I have very bad
romantic stuff happening
just last week (no zinc)
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttypc) at 0:50 ...
get off my back, schoen
there is zinc enough for all
twice it's here: zinc zinc
%
Broadcast Message from lankhmar@zork
(/dev/ttyp7) at 0:51 ...
"Where's the zinc?", asked Seth,
and brought back memories of
horrid TV ads.
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 0:51 ...
pedro saves his zinc,
stockpiling so as to have
enough for later.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 0:54 ...
eyebrow, eyebrow said
pedro the zinc stockpiler
you don't know the half
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Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 0:53 ...
I'll make ramen, not
a significant source of
protein, C, or zinc.
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 0:55 ...
I post diaries
about isopropanol,
zinc would be more fun.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 0:56 ...
lacking zinc and C
I wonder if ramen lacks
Python, Lisp, and Perl?
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:01 ...
for all Seth's zinc, he
walls inappropriately
(I counted that thrice)
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:02 ...
This is not soda:
one's allowed to wall something
non-zinc-haikuish.
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:03 ...
But I feel that, more
or less, if you're walling in
haiku, wall zinc poems.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:03 ...
stephane queries zen
Seth answers in clever form
I'm a zinc lozenge
Broadcast Message from nick@zork
(/dev/ttya3) at 1:06 ...
Zen, status report!
Ahead standard by seven!
Take us to the zinc!
%
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttyab) at 1:06 ...
i sit on the couch
walling from the yellow seat
which is quite unlike zinc
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:09 ...
Advogato Prime!
logarithmus dualis
Seth's brain is pure zinc
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:10 ...
I have found the bit
from Professor R. Hartshorne:
QED, et c.
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Broadcast Message from nick@zork
(/dev/ttya3) at 1:12 ...
At the current rate
zinc fortunes will beat pigdog
Beaujolais to that!
%
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttyab) at 1:12 ...
Sons of bitches keep
Your mouth shut, says Dan Rather
His hair like grey zinc.
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:15 ...
get down, get down, get
the fuck down says Harrison
you like EBN?
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:13 ...
I'm from the future
it is three-twenty-three here
I zinc I need sleep
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:14 ...
I must ask Robin
whether he will grant the right
to publish his piece.
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttyab) at 1:15 ...
send him some e mail
it's not like he is sleeping
he hacks on code now
%
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttyab) at 1:16 ...
EBN is awesome
i saw them live -- two concerts
gardner post kicks ass
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:18 ...
it appeared to me
that steph was quoting a group
called EBN. Zinc!
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:19 ...
judicious, even
artful use of that one last
syllable for zinc!
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:23 ...
it's not every day
that Seth David Schoen calls your
zinc haiku artful
%
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttyab) at 1:19 ...
i showed crackmonkey
the tape. he was tres amused.
zinc beaujolais gar fnord
Broadcast Message from nick@zork
(/dev/ttya3) at 1:20 ...
Stephane's haiku
Left me feeling uneasy
Her rhythm was good
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:22 ...
NetHack message says:
"You have an uneasy feeling." --
You're lacking zinc.
%
Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:23 ...
in the sun i shall bask
with zinc oxide on my nose
thanks to crackmonkey
%
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttyab) at 1:24 ...
This Seth David Schoen
Should go by merely 'David'.
Standard Linuxcare.
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Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:24 ...
Python ought to give
us a function for dual
logs: math.ld()
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Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:25 ...
There was a David
Schoen once, and I'm named for him:
read my old web site.
But you're right -- I do
seem to deviate from the
corporate standards.
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Broadcast Message from nick@zork
(/dev/ttya3) at 1:25 ...
Martin Pool wrote me
"Whether it wants to or not"
His zinc is quite strong.
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:29 ...
i wrote two great poems
somehow i did something wrong
their zinc is now gone
%
Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 1:30 ...
I actually did
write zinc haiku about how
Lisa broke up -- <sigh>
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:31 ...
eyes getting heavy
hard to keep open, focused
like zinc weights were there
%
Broadcast Message from stephane@zork
(/dev/ttya7) at 1:32 ...
when will things be okay?
i sound like a silly child
life is hard like zinc
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 1:34 ...
I zinc this is it:
adieu, adieu, to you, and
you, and you. goodnight.
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp2) at 23:20 ...
mr. bad breaks rules
his signature's seven lines
bad mr. bad, bad
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<pedro> agee knows not truth
<pedro> for zinc haiku are timeless
<pedro> woe to him unwise
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Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
(/dev/ttyp4) at 23:34 ...
Understanding is
a three-edged sword, forged, no doubt,
of a zinc alloy.
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Broadcast Message from lankhmar@zork
(/dev/ttyp3) at 18:56 ...
Postfix is dandy;
makes syslog wall remotely.
Walls (and zinc) are zork.
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Broadcast Message from woot@zork
(/dev/ttypb) at 18:57 ...
Emad, together
with me, decided that no
more zinc was needed.
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Broadcast Message from muse@zork
(/dev/ttyp0) at 15:03 ...
tech support haiku
inject inquiries with zinc
dial 5-7-5
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/ttyp6) at 23:24 ...
eyes tired, burning
all my zinc is worn away
tom waits plays late may!
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<wikkit> In an odd twist of fate, rec.humor.oracle.d has taken quite well to
the concept of zinc haiku.
<Beaujolais> oh yeah?
<wikkit> GW De Lacey:
<wikkit> Puddles. Leaves are brown
<wikkit> Sun and surf a memory
<wikkit> No need for cream'd zinc.
<wikkit> Jeff Zeitlin:
<wikkit> In RHOD one can post
<wikkit> on subjects diverse and strange
<wikkit> even the kitchen zinc.
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<wikkit> Mary had a lamb.
<wikkit> It ate a bunch of bad zinc.
<wikkit> It will die real quick.
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<wikkit> Zinc is to the left,
<wikkit> now it's to the right of me,
<wikkit> someone stop it, please.
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<wikkit> I'm not hydrogen,
<wikkit> I am not potassium,
<wikkit> I am a bit zinc.
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<wikkit> Airport codes stupid.
<wikkit> Planes crash in Iowa fields.
<wikkit> Zinc killed Big Bopper.
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<wikkit> Even rec.humor.oracle.d in-joke zinc haikus...
<wikkit> Hook is a bad troll.
<wikkit> He needs to eat much more zinc.
<wikkit> Smack him good, Steve-o
<wikkit> JIM has one proton.
<wikkit> Zinc has many more than that.
<wikkit> JIM is more neat, though.
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<wikkit> Crackmonkey, who is
<wikkit> known as BangTheNunSlowly
<wikkit> on chat, showed me zinc.
<wikkit> #afda on Slashnet
<wikkit> is where I met the zinc man,
<wikkit> a San Franciscan.
<wikkit> Ask him, Sid, he may
<wikkit> be the one who knows why Zinc
<wikkit> is haiku goldmine.
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<wikkit> Rumors abound that
<wikkit> The mighty Oracle's zot
<wikkit> is nothing but zinc.
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<wikkit> I am offended
<wikkit> by attempts to make zinc a
<wikkit> special element.
<wikkit> (that was by Chris Wesling, not me)
<wikkit> as is:
<wikkit> Abe Vigoda
<wikkit> and Erik Estrada in
<wikkit> "Fish and Chips", no zinc.
<wikkit> I can't get 5 out of 'abe vigoda', but I probably pronounce it wrong.
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<wikkit> JIM is not argon
<wikkit> Iridium is not Sid
<wikkit> Maybe Ben is zinc
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<wikkit> zinc is not in here
<wikkit> you are hallucinating
<wikkit> examine your head
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<wikkit> zinc is poetry
<wikkit> like fish follow migrating
<wikkit> mammals in the fall
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<wikkit> zinc, the other white meat
<wikkit> no, wait, that's not right, stop it.
<wikkit> zinc, the cheap metal
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<wikkit> zinc is the penny!
<wikkit> an ugly copper façade,
<wikkit> the inside matters.
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<wikkit> Make Monkey Fast scheme,
<wikkit> Crackmonkey, the brains of it.
<wikkit> Just Add Zinc, he says.
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<wikkit> Wikkit made them mad,
<wikkit> without knowing how or why.
<wikkit> Come back, compadres!
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<wikkit> Damn, forgot the zinc
<wikkit> Kill me know, or forever
<wikkit> hold your piece. (gun, duh)
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<wikkit> Apocalypse Now,
<wikkit> or a few minutes ago,
<wikkit> zinc killed this channel.
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<wikkit> Next time, warn me, Zinc!
<wikkit> I knew I sucked, but how bad
<wikkit> was not apparent.
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Broadcast Message from kickaha@zork
(/dev/pts/15) at 14:35 ...
day and night i roam
wandering nethack mazes
where is the zinc wand?
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/pts/11) at 22:39 ...
coffee grounds and zinc
mixed with piping hot vapours
caf-buzz eternal
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/pts/2) at 14:12 ...
a lazy thursday
4:30 can't come too soon
i wish i had zinc
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/pts/13) at 11:19 ...
slashnet is flakey
solar zinc disrupts power
only nwall stands
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From: Seth David Schoen <schoen@loyalty.org>
To: crackmonkey@crackmonkey.org
Mr . Bad writes:
> http://www.msnbc.com/news/474861.asp?cp1=1
>
> Ear, Nose, Throat Journal
> Says colds could be much shorter:
> "Just inhale some zinc."
"Zinc ions fill in
virus binding sites, so it
can't attach to cells!"
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Broadcast Message from aaronl@zork
(/dev/pts/13) at 11:19 ...
Thirtieth Atom
Zinc is used in batteries
Vraiment Beaujolais!
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Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 18:04:10 -0800
To: Message Of The Day <motd@zork.net>
Subject: Re: [/etc/motd] electrical power problem
From: Rick Moen <rick@linuxmafia.com>
begin Nick Moffitt quotation:
> For the paranoid, typing "sync" at the shell helps maintain filesystem
> integrity.
To promote Zork health,
Remedy ready at hand:
Take sync frequently.
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vhuang@ugcs.caltech.edu (No Subject) (Victor Huang)
(pub.haiku.zinc)
2001-01-20 18:38:23-08: gsend/0.99
Ancient, noble zinc:
How unhappy that your name
Must rhyme with 'NSYNC.
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Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
(/dev/pts/11) at 7:02 ...
in state New Hampshire
I seek zinc and find Dartmouth
my plane did not burn
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<aargh> n judah passing
<aargh> craigslist rocking back and forth
<aargh> are they zinc powered?
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sneakums@pts/16> One pellet contains
sneakums@pts/16> two point five percent of the
sneakums@pts/16> RDA of zinc.
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