MOTD http://zork.net/motd Message Of The Day en 60 Fri, 15 Nov 2002 05:56 GMT motd@zork.net PyBlosxom http://pyblosxom.sourceforge.net/ 1.3.2 2/13/2006 Wake me when it's over. inkblot/2002-11-14T21:53:56-0800 http://zork.net/motd/inkblot/2002-11-14T21:53:56-0800.html

I puked in a bucket last night. My stomach was empty so it was basically all acid. It made my eyes all bloodshot and all the stuff in my sinuses got sqeezed out into my nose. About 18 hours later the headache went away.

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Fri, 15 Nov 2002 05:56 GMT
ha ha SBC Yahoo DSL! inkblot/2002-10-31T01:35:12-0800 http://zork.net/motd/inkblot/2002-10-31T01:35:12-0800.html

So, I got this bifold advertizement flyer thingy in the snail mail the other day for SBC Yahoo DSL. On the "cover" side of the thingy, there's this absurd image of this guy's face. He's wide-eyed and his jaw is dropped. The blood vessels in his eyes have clearly been photoshopped out. Obviously, SBC Yahoo wishes to convey that this person is shocked at some aspect of SBC Yahoo's DSL service, perhaps the price or the speed or something. I'm rambling.

I think he looks like he's getting eviscerated.

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Thu, 31 Oct 2002 09:42 GMT
Suspects inkblot/2002-10-30T21:18:21-0800 http://zork.net/motd/inkblot/2002-10-30T21:18:21-0800.html

elbows

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Thu, 31 Oct 2002 05:18 GMT
Welcome to Cyberspace! inkblot/2002-10-30T09:22:23-0800 http://zork.net/motd/inkblot/2002-10-30T09:22:23-0800.html

does my hair look ok?

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Wed, 30 Oct 2002 17:22 GMT
hi. i'm not blogging... or something. inkblot/2002-10-24T21:27:12-0700 http://zork.net/motd/inkblot/2002-10-24T21:27:12-0700.html ]]> Fri, 25 Oct 2002 04:27 GMT