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Bob Bernstein
bobbern at delphi.com
Wed Jul 5 20:40:57 PDT 2000
On Wed, Jul 05, 2000 at 05:42:28PM -0700, Bernard wrote:
> For instance you are in breach of many Crackmonkey
> RFC's;
> Giving an LFP without any kind of warning.
Ok, I give up. What's an LFP?
> Inclusion of copyrighted Simpsons jokes.
Not guilty.
> Inclusion of very very very unfunny innuendo.
Sometimes guilty.
> Denying legitimate human/computer relationships.
Never!
> Missing non-sequitur.
Usually guilty.
> Missing ad hominem personal attack.
I'm working on that!
> Missing criticism of Nick.
http://zork.net/~nick/pix/nickface.jpg
> Being wrong.
No more'n anyone else around here.
> Not including a bad .sig delmiter and so breaking the thread.
Guilty.
> Being wrong.
ibid.
> Being dull.
<yawn>
> Possession of a middle initial.
Who told you?
> Failing to possess an otter.
Yeah? So?
> Typing in a suspicious manner.
Ummmm.......
> Being wrong.
Op. cit.
> Being a moron.
Frequently guilty.
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