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Paul J Collins
sneakums at eircom.net
Thu Jul 6 13:41:46 PDT 2000
>>>>> "Bernard" == Bernard <nutella at zork.net> writes:
Bernard> For instance you are in breach of many Crackmonkey
Bernard> RFC's;
Bernard> Giving an LFP without any kind of warning.
A what?
Bernard> Inclusion of copyrighted Simpsons jokes.
Where?
Bernard> Inclusion of very very very unfunny innuendo.
That's a matter of opinion, and mine is the only one that matters.
Bernard> Denying legitimate human/computer relationships.
The only good human/computer relationship is an ILLEGITIMATE one. I'm
surprised you didn't know that.
Bernard> Missing non-sequitur.
Fuck that shit.
Bernard> Missing ad hominem personal attack.
How about "Bernard is a stupid name, and so is Bernard"?
Bernard> Missing criticism of Nick.
Why bother? It's all been said before, and by people with fewer
middle initials than I.
Bernard> Being wrong.
So what? Isn't that the point?
Bernard> Not including a bad .sig delmiter and so breaking the
Bernard> thread.
Yeah, go cry to mommy, shit-for-brains.
Bernard> Being wrong.
I'm always wrong. Duh.
Bernard> Being dull.
And this idiotic list of "RFCs" is scintillating?
Bernard> Possession of a middle initial.
I have two.
Bernard> Failing to possess an otter.
Her name is Sandy. Hah, now you're wrong!
Bernard> Typing in a suspicious manner.
Yeah, everyone knows the bad guys type with two fingers.
Bernard> Being wrong.
Oh, the /ennui/!
Bernard> Being a moron.
That's you, fuckface.
Bernard> I am surprised that I have to explain this to you.
I'm surprised I survived all this.
Paul.
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