[CrackMonkey] Anti-perspirant demon

[Nick Moffitt]

http://www.demonbuster.com/fatdemon.html

ANTI-PERSPIRANT DEMON 

A lady had been using an underarm anti-perspirant and deodorant
scented spray for about two weeks. A painful rash developed in her
armpits. We cast out a spirit of anti-perspirant, pain, and probed for
others without success. We spoke healing and within two days the
problem had disappeared. 

One may ask the question, "what gives the demons legal grounds to
enter a person who uses an anti-perspirant?" (And by the way, not all
people would be sensitive enough to receive anti-perspirant demons).
The answer to the question is in the biology of the body and the
interference with its proper functioning. Generally speaking, anything
that adversely affects the Godly operation of any body part provides
the necessary grounds for spirits to take up occupancy inside the
individual or oppress from the outside. 

Chemicals that inhibit or prevent the proper release of sweat through
the sweat pores are harmful to the body.  Anti-perspirants are
included in this category of duct obstruction.  Sweat glands
associated with the coarse hair of the armpits (and pubic region) are
larger and secrete fluid which is much thicker than that secreted by
glands in other places of the body. Sweat contains many waste products
that are eliminated from the body through perspiration, consequently
SWEATING IS A NECESSARY BODILY FUNCTION FOR GOOD HEALTH.  Blocking of
the ducts causes the sweat and waste products to become trapped in the
epidermis or dermis producing irritation, prickly heat, itching,
severe itching, inflammation and other possible problems.
Additionally, perspiring has a cooling effect upon the body. Sweat
also acts as a lubricant. 

Spirits that could easily be present under these circumstances are:
anti-perspirant, pain, itching, severe itching, prickly heat, rash,
irritated skin, inflamed skin, inflammation, blocked sweat pores,
blocked release of sweat, spirits by the commercial brand of the
anti-perspirant, and names of harmful chemicals in the
anti-perspirant, and other demons. (Note - I was standing in line in a
convenience store one day. There were two doctors in front of me
talking about anti-perspirant, and how bad it was for you because of
the mercury in the product that blocks the sweat, but also enters your
body. If you have not tried using apple cider under your arms, you are
missing a really cheap but effective deodorant ETDC)

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