From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 1 00:38:55 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] !Repair (Was: [Pigdog] Soliciting, yet again, for laptop recommendations, offers, suggestions) In-Reply-To: "George J.P. Perry"'s message of "Wed, 31 Jan 2001 12:26:10 -0800 (PST)" References: Message-ID: <6u66iuu7a8.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "GP" == George J P Perry writes: GP> EZ2Fix... that's the charm against Fear of Breakdown. ?Send GP> in the clones, a laptop of clones. GP> 128+MB, 12+GB, 800+MHz, mp3, 14+", nic... reliable, GP> ez2fix... linux. Laptops are sometimes easy to fix, but if they're out of warranty (or if you dropped it and broke the screen) it will be expensive. Example: a motherboard for most types of Compaq laptop will set you back a grand or so. On the subject of screens breaking, it's not unknown for them to break spontaneously, but you will have the devil's own time convincing the manufacturer that you're not a bumble-fingered clod unwilling to take responsibility for your actions. C'est la vie, mon ami. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 1 00:41:09 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: Nick Moffitt's message of "Wed, 31 Jan 2001 23:25:41 -0800" References: <20010131232540.Q7728@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u1ytiu76i.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> They give up easy lately. Too easy. It must be a trick. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Thu Feb 1 13:16:01 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <6u1ytiu76i.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: On 1 Feb 2001, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: > > NM> They give up easy lately. > > Too easy. It must be a trick. > get an axe. -- "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -- Ben Franklin From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:42:34 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work Message-ID: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> http://salon.com/people/feature/2001/01/31/marijuana/print.html Any commentary from the Juggler? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:53:22 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201155322.C26483@zork.net> Waves of gar coming. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- evilbastard@necronomicon.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:53:43 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201155343.D26483@zork.net> It's hard to care any more. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- alisdair@nmia.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:54:16 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201155416.E26483@zork.net> Goddamn monthly mailman reminders. WIthout them, these twits would be stuck here for good. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- naru@shayolghul.org has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:54:34 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201155434.F26483@zork.net> Mmm, yeah, okay. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- matchstick@eidosnet.co.uk has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:54:54 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201155454.G26483@zork.net> Prepare to be cut. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- bitch@evilgenius.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 15:55:35 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201155535.H26483@zork.net> Look. There's two kinds of people here: Those on The List, and Australians. Now WHICH CATEGORY do you think you are in? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- benw@webmedia.com.au has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From jdub at aphid.net Thu Feb 1 16:05:58 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010201155535.H26483@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 03:55:35PM -0800 References: <20010201155535.H26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202110558.C24098@scooter.s1.nxt> > Look. There's two kinds of people here: Those on The List, > and Australians. Now WHICH CATEGORY do you think you are in? How about the 'If I have a .net email address, Nick will never know what hit him' category? - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "GIMP is the primary tool in my graphics work. It is my gcc and Emacs." - Tuomas Kuosmanen (tigert) From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 22:17:21 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201221721.I26483@zork.net> What, is that supposed to be Italian or something? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- alex@pennace.org has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 1 22:18:25 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010201221825.J26483@zork.net> Tristero ain't coming, numbskull. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- napier@waste.org has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Thu Feb 1 22:46:17 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010201221825.J26483@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 10:18:25PM -0800 References: <20010201221825.J26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010201224617.T672@zork.net> Nick Moffitt writes: > Tristero ain't coming, numbskull. Shhhhhhhhhhh! -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 00:38:47 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: Nick Moffitt's message of "Thu, 1 Feb 2001 15:54:16 -0800" References: <20010201155416.E26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u3ddxscmg.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> Goddamn monthly mailman reminders. WIthout them, these twits NM> would be stuck here for good. Dude, that sounds like an argument for turning them off. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From joey at kitenet.net Fri Feb 2 00:43:09 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <6u3ddxscmg.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 08:38:47AM +0000 References: <20010201155416.E26483@zork.net> <6u3ddxscmg.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202004309.G399@kitenet.net> Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: > > NM> Goddamn monthly mailman reminders. WIthout them, these twits > NM> would be stuck here for good. > > Dude, that sounds like an argument for turning them off. http://kitenet.net/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/mailman-haters -- see shy jo From jason at sopko.net Fri Feb 2 04:18:00 2001 From: jason at sopko.net (Jason Sopko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> Message-ID: Why don't they just decriminalize marijuana rather than going the 'You need a doctor's excuse' route? That sounds like something you had to do when you didn't want to take gym class. The government needs to get the fuck out of my life. http://www.cognitiveliberty.org/newsrelease/nov82000.htm ///Jason #!/usr/bin/perl @a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,Hvcsjt); $b="Lbssz Wbmm" ;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =" Tif ". @a ." hsfbu wj" ."suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs". ":\n";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/; print"\n\n$c ";for($i=0;$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~ y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a[-1]){print"and $a[$i]." ;}else{ print"$a[$i], ";}}print"\n\t\t--$b\n\n"; On Thu, 1 Feb 2001, Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://salon.com/people/feature/2001/01/31/marijuana/print.html > > Any commentary from the Juggler? From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 03:48:56 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: ; from jason@sopko.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:18:00AM -0500 References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:18:00AM -0500, Jason Sopko wrote: > Why don't they just decriminalize marijuana rather than going the 'You > need a doctor's excuse' route? That sounds like something you had to do > when you didn't want to take gym class. The government needs to get the > fuck out of my life. > > http://www.cognitiveliberty.org/newsrelease/nov82000.htm Oh, wah, wah, wah. Ickle Federal Gowernment making the bwave wibertawian cwoss wiv its nasty pwisons and wegawwy mandated use of fworce and its thwort powice fwort poriwce fwowt pwowees fwowrt mind control officers? The faster you lot quit your girlyman whining, your bumfluff moustache-growing and your goddamn "considerations for the list", and actually get out there and start shooting up, the better. Guns or crank, I don't care. Just get the fuck out of my life AND/OR MY GOVERNMENT'S MAILING LIST. Fraternally yours, d. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 04:03:24 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Danny O'Brien's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 03:48:56 -0800" References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> Message-ID: <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> The faster you lot quit your girlyman whining, your bumfluff DOB> moustache-growing and your goddamn "considerations for the DOB> list", and actually get out there and start shooting up, the DOB> better. Guns or crank, I don't care. That's rich, coming from someone whose recent article about CPRM was nothing if not "girlyman whining". Piss off. http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/01/28/stidordor03029.html DOB> Just get the fuck out of my life AND/OR MY GOVERNMENT'S DOB> MAILING LIST. Can we expect to see an article regarding this subject in next qeek's "Doors"? Oh Danny boy, the trolls, the trolls are trolling... -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 04:55:31 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:03:24PM +0000 References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:03:24PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: > > DOB> The faster you lot quit your girlyman whining, your bumfluff > DOB> moustache-growing and your goddamn "considerations for the > DOB> list", and actually get out there and start shooting up, the > DOB> better. Guns or crank, I don't care. > > That's rich, coming from someone whose recent article about CPRM was > nothing if not "girlyman whining". Piss off. > Well, I don't see you and your #windowsnt buddies slaughtering the children of MPAA officials to get them to adopt a compromise position. (They edit those bits out: all caps don't kern well, they said. Kept the picture though.) > DOB> Just get the fuck out of my life AND/OR MY GOVERNMENT'S > DOB> MAILING LIST. > > Can we expect to see an article regarding this subject in next qeek's > "Doors"? ?? I did the crackmonkey column last month. Did you not read your quote in it? > Oh Danny boy, the trolls, the trolls are trolling... > Five minutes with an irishman, and this always happens. Will you not do "The Rose of Tralee" next, and delight us all? d. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 05:36:15 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Danny O'Brien's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 04:55:31 -0800" References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> Message-ID: <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:03:24PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> Well, I don't see you and your #windowsnt buddies DOB> slaughtering the children of MPAA officials to get them to DOB> adopt a compromise position. (They edit those bits out: all DOB> caps don't kern well, they said. Kept the picture though.) You've lost me here, senor. #windowsnt? Caps? Picture? DOB> I did the crackmonkey column last month. Did you not read DOB> your quote in it? I missed that one. Got an URL? >> Oh Danny boy, the trolls, the trolls are trolling... DOB> Five minutes with an irishman, and this always happens. Will DOB> you not do "The Rose of Tralee" next, and delight us all? Do I look like Finbarr Wright? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 07:02:11 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 01:36:15PM +0000 References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 01:36:15PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: > > DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:03:24PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: > > DOB> Well, I don't see you and your #windowsnt buddies > DOB> slaughtering the children of MPAA officials to get them to > DOB> adopt a compromise position. (They edit those bits out: all > DOB> caps don't kern well, they said. Kept the picture though.) > > You've lost me here, senor. #windowsnt? Caps? Picture? #windowsnt -> http://www.sopko.net/resume.html Caps -> Look down. Now to your left. Just before "Lock". Good. Picture -> Go to your outtray. Click on your last sent mail. Cut and paste the URL you gave there into your browser. Look. Goooood. > > DOB> I did the crackmonkey column last month. Did you not read > DOB> your quote in it? > > I missed that one. Got an URL? > http://www.science.uva.nl/~mes/jargon/p/plonk.html > >> Oh Danny boy, the trolls, the trolls are trolling... You want to know something that's *actually* funny? Not funny like we're being here, you and I, with our funny words and aching laughter. Stark, objective, "peculiar" funny. Roger David Carasso - finest troll on the Internet circa 1989, FOUNDER OF THE INTERNET and inventor of the phrase "I see a great need", the person who perfected posting to country and western fan groups with the koan "YOU'RE ALL HICKS" (and setting Followups to misc.test), a man who was thrown off over ten Internet accounts for his ability to set USENET on fire - is now the Senior Scientist behind the question-answering mechanism at http://www.askjeeves.com/ Please don't ask me to explain this as well. You'll be able to Read The Fscking Manual to all of this in Heaven, I hope. > DOB> you not do "The Rose of Tralee" next, and delight us all? > > Do I look like Finbarr Wright? > Enough partisan hatred. Bring on the URLs! Q. English, Irish, San Franciscans, Apache Developers: what do we all love? A. French dance music remixes of the RMS song, naturellement! http://tompox.free.fr/ziq/FreeSoftware.html d. i was joking about the enough partisan hatred. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 07:29:08 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:10 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Danny O'Brien's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 07:02:11 -0800" References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> Message-ID: <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 01:36:15PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:03:24PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> >> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> Well, I don't see you and your #windowsnt buddies DOB> slaughtering the children of MPAA officials to get them to DOB> adopt a compromise position. (They edit those bits out: all DOB> caps don't kern well, they said. Kept the picture though.) >> You've lost me here, senor. #windowsnt? Caps? Picture? DOB> #windowsnt -> http://www.sopko.net/resume.html That's not my resume, nor my Web-page. Who do you think I am? DOB> Caps -> Look down. Now to your left. Just before "Lock". Good. It *says* Caps Lock, but it's actually Control. DOB> Picture -> Go to your outtray. Click on your last sent mail. My *what*? *Click*? Dude, I am not mailing from a Winders box. I do have a group here called "sent". Perhaps you refer to that? DOB> Cut and paste the URL you gave there into your browser. DOB> Look. Goooood. Huk huk huk. DOB> I did the crackmonkey column last month. Did you not read DOB> your quote in it? >> I missed that one. Got an URL? DOB> http://www.science.uva.nl/~mes/jargon/p/plonk.html I might have known you wouldn't have the balls to publish an article laden with Crackmonkey quotes in a national newspaper. Oh well. Call a bluffer's bluff, you'll always be disappointed. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 2 07:56:36 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010202075636.M26483@zork.net> Goddamn monthly mailman reminders. We need to SPAM CANADIA RAGGED. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- eanderso@ucalgary.ca has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 08:16:37 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 03:29:08PM +0000 References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 03:29:08PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > That's not my resume, nor my Web-page. Who do you think I am? > > It *says* Caps Lock, but it's actually Control. > > My *what*? *Click*? Dude, I am not mailing from a Winders box. I do > have a group here called "sent". Perhaps you refer to that? > > Huk huk huk. > > I might have known you wouldn't have the balls to publish an article > laden with Crackmonkey quotes in a national newspaper. Oh well. > > Call a bluffer's bluff, you'll always be disappointed. > I've run this reply through gzip, and it compresses to 1 byte. And when I check, it's the OS field, and it says you wrote it on Atari TOS. Still with me? Any questions yet? And while we wait for the next shift of painfully contrived abuse, here is some light music, courtesy of KPMG. http://www.consultants-conference.de/media/kpmgsong.mp3 From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 10:34:54 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Danny O'Brien's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 08:16:37 -0800" References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> Message-ID: <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> Still with me? Any questions yet? Your redundant Reply-To field intrigues me. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 11:31:59 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:00:08PM +0000 References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:00:08PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > > Why are you so fond of my inbox all of a sudden? > Oh, I'm sorry. Let's step outside again, shall we? > >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: > > DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 06:34:54PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >> Your redundant Reply-To field intrigues me. > DOB> And I like the superfluousness of your User-Agent comment > DOB> field. > > Oh, and yours isn't for what reason, precisely? > As anyone who stopped asking questions long enough to think might uncover, *my* mailreader doesn't reiterate exactly the same version details in the comment field as it did in the former product-version token. User-Agent: Gnus/5.0803 (Gnus v5.8.3) Emacs/20.7 ^^useful^^ It's this sense of needless waste among Emacs users that has directly lead to the present ecological nightmare. At least I can say that Reply-To was down to simply not caring. I do believe you LISP people actually enjoy watching coastal ports being drowned to feed your bloated Harkonnen-like appetites. d. > >From the Gnus manual: > > > *Son-of-RFC 1036* > > We do have some breaches to this one. > > > > _X-Newsreader_ > > _User-Agent_ > > > > These are considered to be "vanity headers", while I consider them > > to be consumer information. After seeing so many badly formatted > > articles coming from `tin' and `Netscape' I know not to use either > > of those for posting articles. I would not have known that if it > > wasn't for the `X-Newsreader' header. > > I agree with Lars' reasoning on this one. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 2 11:41:53 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> Message-ID: <87lmrox472.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DO" == Danny O'Brien writes: DO> [...] your bumfluff moustache-growing [...] OK, if I didn't love you before, Danny, this phrase makes me officially head over heels. Beaujolais to bumfluff moustache growing! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 11:43:56 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Danny O'Brien's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 11:31:59 -0800" References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> Message-ID: <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:00:08PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> Why are you so fond of my inbox all of a sudden? DOB> Oh, I'm sorry. Let's step outside again, shall we? Dude, if I closed the door right now, you'd be cleft in twain. DOB> As anyone who stopped asking questions long enough to think DOB> might uncover, *my* mailreader doesn't reiterate exactly the DOB> same version details in the comment field as it did in the DOB> former product-version token. DOB> User-Agent: Gnus/5.0803 (Gnus v5.8.3) Emacs/20.7 DOB> ^^useful^^ As you cannot fail to see, they are different. In beta versions, they are very different. DOB> It's this sense of needless waste among Emacs users that has DOB> directly lead to the present ecological nightmare. At least I DOB> can say that Reply-To was down to simply not caring. I do DOB> believe you LISP people actually enjoy watching coastal ports DOB> being drowned to feed your bloated Harkonnen-like appetites. Invalid argument. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From yosemite at dasbistro.com Fri Feb 2 11:46:37 2001 From: yosemite at dasbistro.com (Yosemite Sam) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <87lmrox472.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 11:41:53AM -0800 References: <20010201154234.B26483@zork.net> <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <87lmrox472.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010202114637.D20418@aztech-cs.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 11:41:53AM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > >>>>> "DO" == Danny O'Brien writes: > > DO> [...] your bumfluff moustache-growing [...] > > OK, if I didn't love you before, Danny, this phrase makes me > officially head over heels. > > Beaujolais to bumfluff moustache growing! > What about bumfluff mustache and beard growing? -- __ ( ) "Yosemite" Sam |HB J,o yosemite@dasbistro.com |SRB \| Histogram Valley, Nevada |DD From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 2 11:48:10 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> Dude, if I closed the door right now, you'd be cleft in twain. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I think it's been REPEATEDLY STATED that there's a NO GAELIC rule on crackmonkey. Talk like a white man for once, you poteen-drinking bastardo! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 11:59:47 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Mr. Bad's message of "02 Feb 2001 11:48:10 -0800" References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6uhf2conyk.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MB" == Bad writes: >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> Dude, if I closed the door right now, you'd be cleft in twain. MB> I think it's been REPEATEDLY STATED that there's a NO GAELIC MB> rule on crackmonkey. Talk like a white man for once, you MB> poteen-drinking bastardo! I'm not so lame that I'll just pipe the output of a couple of dict commands into this buffer and C-c C-c it, but all of those words are ENGLISH. Is mise le meas, An Eireannach gan athair. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 11:59:35 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:43:56PM +0000 References: <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010202115935.A26667@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:43:56PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "DOB" == Danny O'Brien writes: > > DOB> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 07:00:08PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >> Why are you so fond of my inbox all of a sudden? > DOB> Oh, I'm sorry. Let's step outside again, shall we? > > Dude, if I closed the door right now, you'd be cleft in twain. Unfortunate clash of dialects, but I digress. > > DOB> As anyone who stopped asking questions long enough to think > DOB> might uncover, *my* mailreader doesn't reiterate exactly the > DOB> same version details in the comment field as it did in the > DOB> former product-version token. > > DOB> User-Agent: Gnus/5.0803 (Gnus v5.8.3) Emacs/20.7 > DOB> ^^useful^^ > > As you cannot fail to see, they are different. In beta versions, they > are very different. > Yes, they are very different, aren't they? The second is the ingenious, human-readable form, many fathoms separate from the pure machine-perceived noumenon of Gnus/5.0803? Thank goodness I did not dare sup from *its* undiluted nature. Perhaps I would think it only 84.67166% of version 6. Or perhaps my head might just explode from having to cram such unleavened digital data into my carbon-based mind? Also, after beta versions, it is traditional to remove bugs. > DOB> It's this sense of needless waste among Emacs users that has > DOB> directly lead to the present ecological nightmare. At least I > DOB> can say that Reply-To was down to simply not caring. I do > DOB> believe you LISP people actually enjoy watching coastal ports > DOB> being drowned to feed your bloated Harkonnen-like appetites. > > Invalid argument. I don't see any invalids here, apart from the crippled stumps of discourse your torso weakly waves in my direction as I do the happy troll dance. With your mother. Who is naked. Talking of which, more music. Here's the UK dance remix of that German KPMG track. http://www.phrenetic.org/mp3/kpmg_jungle.mp3 Back after this word from our sponsors. d. I am naked too. From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Feb 2 12:12:47 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: On 2 Feb 2001, Mr. Bad wrote: > crackmonkey. Talk like a white man for once, you poteen-drinking > bastardo! > If you go to Beverages & More, you can buy "Bunratty" poteen that has an ominous looking "FOR EXPORT ONLY" stamp on it, to make it look harmful and deadly or something. I bought a bottle of it, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. It has a good neutral grain spirit taste. Very clean. I paired it with some rare Brazilian butterfly that I found in my hamburger. I wish when I visited Bunratty castle when I was 17 they had given me poteen instead of that disgusting mead. -- "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -- Ben Franklin From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 12:16:35 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Don Qi's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 12:12:47 -0800 (PST)" References: Message-ID: <6ubsskon6k.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DQ" == Don Qi writes: DQ> If you go to Beverages & More, you can buy "Bunratty" poteen DQ> that has an ominous looking "FOR EXPORT ONLY" stamp on it, to DQ> make it look harmful and deadly or something. I bought a DQ> bottle of it, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. That's no more poteen that vodka is. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org Fri Feb 2 12:20:21 2001 From: lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org (The Lumberjack DJ) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6uhf2conyk.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uhf2conyk.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <873ddwx2ey.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> I'm not so lame that I'll just pipe the output of a couple of IB> dict commands into this buffer and C-c C-c it, but all of IB> those words are ENGLISH. IB> Is mise le meas, IB> An Eireannach gan athair. Translation: "I have ingested too many LFPs, And soon I will die of literalism." ~LDJ -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Lumberjack DJ - lumberjack-dj@pigdog.org - http://pigdog.org/ Today is the car of the cdr of your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Feb 2 12:21:36 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6ubsskon6k.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: On 2 Feb 2001, Irish Bastard wrote: > That's no more poteen that vodka is. > Yeah, I bet in Ireland they've got "Hillbilly Moonshine" labeled "For Export Only" -- "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -- Ben Franklin From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 12:22:01 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: The Lumberjack DJ's message of "02 Feb 2001 12:20:21 -0800" References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uhf2conyk.fsf@zork.zork.net> <873ddwx2ey.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6u66isomxi.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "LDJ" == The Lumberjack DJ writes: >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> Is mise le meas, IB> An Eireannach gan athair. LDJ> Translation: "I have ingested too many LFPs, LDJ> And soon I will die of literalism." Wrong. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 12:22:38 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: Don Qi's message of "Fri, 2 Feb 2001 12:21:36 -0800 (PST)" References: Message-ID: <6u1ytgomwh.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DQ" == Don Qi writes: DQ> On 2 Feb 2001, Irish Bastard wrote: >> That's no more poteen that vodka is. DQ> Yeah, I bet in Ireland they've got "Hillbilly Moonshine" DQ> labeled "For Export Only" Nope. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org Fri Feb 2 12:24:20 2001 From: lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org (The Lumberjack DJ) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: <6u66isomxi.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uhf2conyk.fsf@zork.zork.net> <873ddwx2ey.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6u66isomxi.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87y9vovnnv.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> Is mise le meas, An Eireannach gan athair. LDJ> Translation: "I have ingested too many LFPs, And soon I will LDJ> die of literalism." IB> Wrong. Hmmm, must be OLD HIGH GAELIC, not DEEP FRIED GAELIC as I had supposed. Oh, wait, here it is! "I have been trolled, I have lost, I will now have a nice day." Is that it? ~LDJ -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Lumberjack DJ - lumberjack-dj@pigdog.org - http://pigdog.org/ Today is the car of the cdr of your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 2 12:26:40 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: The Lumberjack DJ's message of "02 Feb 2001 12:24:20 -0800" References: <20010202034856.D5290@spesh.com> <6uu26dpa0j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202045530.A7415@spesh.com> <6upuh1p5ps.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202070211.A7878@spesh.com> <6ulmrpp0hn.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202081637.B9326@spesh.com> <6uhf2dorw1.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202104710.B26086@spesh.com> <6u8znoq5af.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010202113159.A26447@spesh.com> <6ur91goooz.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uhf2conyk.fsf@zork.zork.net> <873ddwx2ey.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6u66isomxi.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87y9vovnnv.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6uwvb8n85b.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "LDJ" == The Lumberjack DJ writes: LDJ> Oh, wait, here it is! "I have been trolled, I have lost, I LDJ> will now have a nice day." Is that it? Sure, why not? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From danny at spesh.com Fri Feb 2 12:37:12 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] God's work In-Reply-To: ; from crackdonkey@donkeyshow.org on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:12:47PM -0800 References: <87d7d0x3wl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010202123712.B26667@spesh.com> On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:12:47PM -0800, Don Qi wrote: > On 2 Feb 2001, Mr. Bad wrote: > > > crackmonkey. Talk like a white man for once, you poteen-drinking > > bastardo! > > > If you go to Beverages & More, you can buy "Bunratty" poteen that has an > ominous looking "FOR EXPORT ONLY" stamp on it, to make it look harmful and > deadly or something. I bought a bottle of it, and I enjoyed it quite a > bit. It has a good neutral grain spirit taste. Very clean. I paired it > with some rare Brazilian butterfly that I found in my hamburger. Beverages and More also sell Pimms, which, like many disgusting British liquids that I left behind me, namely tea and Sodastream Cola Concentrate, I now crave on a regular basis. Sodastream is a a DIY drink carbonation system which was a popular child's plaything in dentally carefree Britain, but according to google only exists now as a first stage CO2 booster for amateur rocketry, and a hit beat combo. Its main advantage was complete customisation of the amount of CO2 and/or concentrate you included in your soft drink. Important life lessons learnt included that sufficiently fizzy drinks can boil away your tongue, and that there's a reason it's called concentrate. Oh, wait, hold on. What's this? Ah yes,I have you now... http://www.vinotheque.net/sodastre.htm Excellent, I shall order one, and we shall try and make fizzy milk as I did when the world was young. Or Pimms, whatever, I'm an adult now. This was supposed to be a story about me and the Webvan guy planning a vast Pimms smuggling empire. But that was before the bubble burst. d. "Locations for refilling include your SodaStream dealer, fire stations, industrial gas suppliers, fire extinguisher repair facilities, and welding supply places." From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 2 13:38:06 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] DeCSS Saves Crackmonkey Message-ID: <87ae844vgh.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Haha! ---8<--- From: Wendy Piggsflye To: "Mr. Bad" , Diox List Subject: Re(2): And just whose eigenface do you resemble? Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 13:14:25 -0800 On Fri, 2 Feb 2001 12:26:41 -0800 Mr. enunciated: > >That's so great! Have you ever heard of the Security Camera Players? > > http://www.pigdog.org/auto/ArtFux/link/1806.html > >They roX0r! > >~Mr. Bad > >-- Dear Mr. Bad (if that's your REAL name), Yesterday a network weenie came up to the weasel lair and said we Mac people always got off easy. I grinned as he was saying that he had just blocked a site where another of his network weenie friends had said that window users would do serious damage to their machines, just by visiting. I mentioned that I had never heard such a feat was yet possible. He said that visiting: http://crackmonkey.org "forces the vfat.vxd to drop out of memory." Well being bored since I had cleaned out all the workorders in my queue the week before - and wanting to demonstrate the Macs SUPERIORITY (once again) to this weenie - I quickly went there in netscape and immediately saw the page is full of links to: DeCss As you are aware, DeCss is a) a code to unlock DVD encryption "so you can play DVDs in Linex" or b) a code to do something to Cascading Style Sheets. It took me about 30 seconds to access my dusty databanks on exactly what DeCss was - but as soon as I saw the link to the pigdog journal I exclaimed "hey a link to Douchy's homepage" so this has got to be mostly harmless! So not only do you have 6 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon, but one degree from the next great internet hoax. Those weenies were scared ! s/s Skippy LustCrazedWeasels.com Customer Service ---8<--- -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 2 15:07:37 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] This One Is For Mr. Marti Message-ID: <87u26c1y6e.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> ...but I figgered I'd send it to all of Crackmonkey, too. Here's the issue: ---8<--- From: DG To: Biddy Date: Friday, February 02, 2001 2:27 PM Subject: Re: video copyrights >Actually - it is perfectly LEGAL to copy a rented videotape. I can't >site the statures - but its true. (someone like Mr. Bad will prolly have details.) > >Diana ---8<--- I'm not sure of the answer on this one. I'm fairly certain that you're within your fair use rights to make a backup copy of a videotape that you have BOUGHT. However, are you within those rights for a tape that you RENTED? My spidey senses say no. The justification for archive copying of something you bought doesn't seem to hold if there's a time limit on how long you can use the original. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 10:39:47 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato Message-ID: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://zork.net/~sneakums/badvogato.png I look forward to being bettered. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 10:50:49 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 06:39:47PM +0000 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 06:39:47PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > Hey. I wanna damn zork.net mailbox! Where do I sign up? -- Bob Bernstein | This space reserved | at | for cutesy irrelevancies | Esmond, R.I., USA | and embarassing personal | | disclosures. | From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 11:01:42 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Bob Bernstein's message of "Sat, 3 Feb 2001 13:50:49 -0500" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> Message-ID: <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: BB> Hey. I wanna damn zork.net mailbox! Where do I sign up? Everyone knows that if you whine loud enough and long enough, you'll get what you want. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 11:15:04 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 07:01:42PM +0000 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 07:01:42PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > Everyone knows that if you whine loud enough and long enough, you'll > get what you want. You mean just to shut me up I'll get a zork account? Great! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme... -- Bob Bernstein | This space reserved | at | for cutesy irrelevancies | Esmond, R.I., USA | and embarassing personal | | disclosures. | From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 11:18:04 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Bob Bernstein's message of "Sat, 3 Feb 2001 14:15:04 -0500" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> Message-ID: <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: BB> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 07:01:42PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> Everyone knows that if you whine loud enough and long enough, >> you'll get what you want. BB> You mean just to shut me up I'll get a zork account? Great! I keep forgetting that sarcasm is strictly rationed back East, and that many people over there have never even seen it. Gar. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 13:02:45 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 07:18:04PM +0000 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 07:18:04PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > I keep forgetting that sarcasm is strictly rationed back East, and > that many people over there have never even seen it. The sarcasm was _so_ obvious it didn't merit a response, so I played it straight. > Gar. Hardly rates a gar. To return to the fray, what did you do to get your zork.net inbox? -- Bob Bernstein | This space reserved | at | for cutesy irrelevancies | Esmond, R.I., USA | and embarassing personal | | disclosures. | From pedro at zork.net Sat Feb 3 13:24:19 2001 From: pedro at zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com>; from bob@ruptured-duck.com on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 04:02:45PM -0500 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> Message-ID: <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Bob Bernstein: > To return to the fray, what did you do to get your zork.net inbox? Nothing. (And it's a user account, not an inbox. I'm surprised I had to explain this to you.) pedro From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 13:30:06 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Bob Bernstein's message of "Sat, 3 Feb 2001 16:02:45 -0500" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> Message-ID: <6ug0hvmp41.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: BB> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 07:18:04PM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> I keep forgetting that sarcasm is strictly rationed back East, >> and that many people over there have never even seen it. BB> The sarcasm was _so_ obvious it didn't merit a response, so I BB> played it straight. Running backwards is even more dangerous than running with scissors. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< This used to be real-estate, now it's only fields and trees. >>>> >>> >> > From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 13:58:03 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6ug0hvmp41.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <6ug0hvmp41.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203215815.9283F2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> On 03 Feb 2001 21:30:06 +0000, Irish Bastard stepped totally out of character and said: > Running backwards is even more dangerous than running with scissors. Oooo. He's replying in koans. I better be careful here or else I will once again reveal to the universe my abject pitiful stupidity. Golly, will I ever make the grade and be _really_ cool and happenin' like you crackmonkey kids? -- Bob Bernstein ..the "open source" movement has, at its roots, the point of _getting away from_ impractical things like defending principles on principle... Chris Browne in gnu.misc.discuss From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 14:01:40 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203220149.BD17A2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> On Sat, 3 Feb 2001 15:24:19 -0600, Peter A. Peterson II stepped totally out of character and said: > > To return to the fray, what did you do to get your zork.net inbox? > > Nothing. He did nothing, or you did nothing? I've done nothing for a long time now and if I have a zork ACCOUNT I don't know about it. > (And it's a user account, not an inbox. I'm surprised I had to explain > this to you.) I'm surprised you were thrown off track by my invocation of poetic license. I'd already referred to it as a 'mailbox' and an 'account', so 'inbox' seemed like an acceptable albeit rough synonym. Yes? -- Bob Bernstein ..the "open source" movement has, at its roots, the point of _getting away from_ impractical things like defending principles on principle... Chris Browne in gnu.misc.discuss From nutella at zork.net Sat Feb 3 14:06:23 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net>; from pedro@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 03:24:19PM -0600 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203140623.A9515@zork.net> 03Feb2001 03:24PM (-0600) From [pedro@zork.net] pedro [Peter A. Peterson II] > Quoting Bob Bernstein: > > To return to the fray, what did you do to get your zork.net inbox? > > Nothing. > (And it's a user account, not an inbox. I'm surprised I had to explain > this to you.) I use mine just to store my AOL buddy list. Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From aaronl at vitelus.com Sat Feb 3 14:15:04 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203140623.A9515@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 02:06:23PM -0800 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> <20010203140623.A9515@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203141504.A994@vitelus.com> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 02:06:23PM -0800, Bernard wrote: > 03Feb2001 03:24PM (-0600) From [pedro@zork.net] pedro [Peter A. Peterson II] > > Nothing. > > (And it's a user account, not an inbox. I'm surprised I had to explain > > this to you.) > > I use mine just to store my AOL buddy list. Maybe Bob's AOL window is over his zork window!! From rick at linuxmafia.com Sat Feb 3 14:26:10 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203220149.BD17A2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org>; from bob@ruptured-duck.com on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 05:01:40PM -0500 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> <20010203220149.BD17A2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> Message-ID: <20010203142610.U26541@linuxmafia.com> begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > He did nothing, or you did nothing? I've done nothing for a long time > now and if I have a zork ACCOUNT I don't know about it. Yes, but he does nothing with _style_. -- Cheers, People talking in movie shows, Rick Moen People smoking in bed, rick@linuxmafia.com People voting Republican: Give them a boot to the head. From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 14:31:43 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203142610.U26541@linuxmafia.com> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> <20010203220149.BD17A2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> <20010203142610.U26541@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010203223152.89B3A2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> On Sat, 3 Feb 2001 14:26:10 -0800, Rick Moen stepped totally out of character and said: > Yes, but he does nothing with _style_. He's not a nothing monger, he's a nothing....stylist! Thank you, thank you, you've been a great crowd....drive safely now. G'night! Film trivia -> I am ripping off who (whom?) in what movie? -- Bob Bernstein ..the "open source" movement has, at its roots, the point of _getting away from_ impractical things like defending principles on principle... Chris Browne in gnu.misc.discuss From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 14:33:56 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203141504.A994@vitelus.com> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <20010203152419.A26832@flynn.zork.net> <20010203140623.A9515@zork.net> <20010203141504.A994@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010203223405.057EC2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> On Sat, 3 Feb 2001 14:15:04 -0800, Aaron Lehmann stepped totally out of character and said: > Maybe Bob's AOL window is over his zork window!! Nope. Turned out to be my Go.com popup. -- Bob Bernstein ..the "open source" movement has, at its roots, the point of _getting away from_ impractical things like defending principles on principle... Chris Browne in gnu.misc.discuss From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 3 15:48:21 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 06:39:47PM +0000 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > http://zork.net/~sneakums/badvogato.png > > I look forward to being bettered. Ignoring the Irish conversational backwash that follows this original posting, I'll give you another submission that Elisix and I got: http://zork.net/~nick/pix/badvogato-reptile.png Compared to this one, yours is arse-slow. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 3 15:50:41 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:11 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203215815.9283F2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org>; from bob@ruptured-duck.com on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 04:58:03PM -0500 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <6ug0hvmp41.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203215815.9283F2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> Message-ID: <20010203155041.R26483@zork.net> begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > Golly, will I ever make the grade and be _really_ cool and happenin' > like you crackmonkey kids? no -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 15:51:31 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Bob Bernstein's message of "03 Feb 2001 16:58:03 EST" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203135049.A434@ruptured-duck.com> <6uofwjmvzd.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203141504.A456@ruptured-duck.com> <6uk877mv83.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203160245.B456@ruptured-duck.com> <6ug0hvmp41.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203215815.9283F2B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> Message-ID: <6ubssjmikc.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: BB> Golly, will I ever make the grade and be _really_ cool and BB> happenin' like you crackmonkey kids? The very act of asking is your answer. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 3 15:55:14 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <87u26bnwyl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> http://zork.net/~mrbad/badvogato.jpg ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 15:57:09 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Monkey Master's message of "Sat, 3 Feb 2001 15:48:21 -0800" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> Ignoring the Irish conversational backwash that follows this MM> original posting, Bernstein started this tide of irrelevancy. MM> I'll give you another submission that Elisix and I got: MM> http://zork.net/~nick/pix/badvogato-reptile.png Aware as I am of how bad mine is, I like it better than this feeble knock off. And I don't see the sad fuck who did that idiotic repitle posting it in public, where it sure to be PILLAGED. MM> Compared to this one, yours is arse-slow. And yet Badvogato is still without a logo. I realise that many people who use text-based browsers, or who do not load images, will never see such a logo, but a suitable one will strike FEAR into the HEARTS of those who consider signing up to Badvogato a trivial undertaking, since such people will not have the WIT or ELEGANCE to take proactive measures against NEEDLESS use of IMAGERY. PUNISH the UNBELIEVERS. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 3 15:58:54 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 11:57:09PM +0000 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203155854.S26483@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > Aware as I am of how bad mine is, I like it better than this feeble > knock off. And I don't see the sad fuck who did that idiotic > repitle posting it in public, where it sure to be PILLAGED. Since it pisses you off so much, I'll just put it up now. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 16:09:39 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Mr. Bad's message of "03 Feb 2001 15:55:14 -0800" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <87u26bnwyl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6u3ddvmhq4.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MB" == Bad writes: MB> http://zork.net/~mrbad/badvogato.jpg BZZZT! It's the wrong shape, d00d. Also, it sucks. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 16:10:41 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Monkey Master's message of "Sat, 3 Feb 2001 15:58:54 -0800" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203155854.S26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uy9vnl33y.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> begin Irish Bastard quotation: >> Aware as I am of how bad mine is, I like it better than this feeble >> knock off. And I don't see the sad fuck who did that idiotic >> repitle posting it in public, where it sure to be PILLAGED. MM> Since it pisses you off so much, I'll just put it up now. I expected nothing less than an unoriginal knee-jerk reaction from you. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 3 16:13:35 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6uy9vnl33y.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sun, Feb 04, 2001 at 12:10:41AM +0000 References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203155854.S26483@zork.net> <6uy9vnl33y.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010203161335.T26483@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > MM> Since it pisses you off so much, I'll just put it up now. > > I expected nothing less than an unoriginal knee-jerk reaction from > you. Sorry to disappoint. It's staying up until you provide a better one. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 16:15:22 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Monkey Master's message of "Sat, 3 Feb 2001 16:13:35 -0800" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203155854.S26483@zork.net> <6uy9vnl33y.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203161335.T26483@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uu26bl2w5.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> begin Irish Bastard quotation: MM> Since it pisses you off so much, I'll just put it up now. >> >> I expected nothing less than an unoriginal knee-jerk reaction from >> you. MM> Sorry to disappoint. MM> It's staying up until you provide a better one. Better lay your bets on the heat-death of the Universe while the odds are still good, then. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 3 16:18:34 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6u3ddvmhq4.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <87u26bnwyl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6u3ddvmhq4.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87k877nvvp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: MB> http://zork.net/~mrbad/badvogato.jpg IB> BZZZT! It's the wrong shape, d00d. Also, it sucks. JEALOUS MUCH!? Hahahahahahahaha! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 16:22:53 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Mr. Bad's message of "03 Feb 2001 16:18:34 -0800" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <87u26bnwyl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6u3ddvmhq4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87k877nvvp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6upugzl2jm.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MB" == Bad writes: >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: MB> http://zork.net/~mrbad/badvogato.jpg IB> BZZZT! It's the wrong shape, d00d. Also, it sucks. MB> JEALOUS MUCH!? Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, terribly. I envy your l33t track-ball skillz. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 3 16:26:00 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6upugzl2jm.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <87u26bnwyl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6u3ddvmhq4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87k877nvvp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6upugzl2jm.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87g0hvnvjb.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: MB> JEALOUS MUCH!? Hahahahahahahaha! IB> Oh, terribly. I envy your l33t track-ball skillz. No, you're mad because everyone loves my picture and they just pooped all over yours. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 3 16:30:41 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: Mr. Bad's message of "03 Feb 2001 16:26:00 -0800" References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <87u26bnwyl.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6u3ddvmhq4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87k877nvvp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6upugzl2jm.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87g0hvnvjb.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6ulmrnl26m.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MB" == Bad writes: >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> Oh, terribly. I envy your l33t track-ball skillz. MB> No, you're mad because everyone loves my picture and they just MB> pooped all over yours. I was looking for more submissions. Preferably ones that sucked less than mine. I guess 1 out of 2 ain't bad. No... it's fucking awful. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 3 19:23:27 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A not-bad-enough logo for badvogato In-Reply-To: <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6usnlvmwzw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010203154821.Q26483@zork.net> <6u7l37miay.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010204032341.555242B14D@robert.ruptured-duck.org> On 03 Feb 2001 23:57:09 +0000, Irish Bastard stepped totally out of character and said: > Bernstein started this tide of irrelevancy. Never a tall order around here, *and* I did it without using 'meme' or 'leet'. -- Bob Bernstein ..the "open source" movement has, at its roots, the point of _getting away from_ impractical things like defending principles on principle... Chris Browne in gnu.misc.discuss From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 3 22:57:15 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Goddamn Them! Message-ID: <87k8776ilw.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> http://www.esperanto.no/ ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 3 23:33:10 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Esperanto Fortune File Message-ID: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Wake up each morning with some inspirational words from La Fundinto himself, L.L. Zamenhof. This collection of pithy sayings (snagged from esperanto.no and reformatted for fortune) was published in a 5-language volume of sayings in 1905 by Zamenhof's father, and then on its own as the "Proverbaro Esperanta" in the early 60s. It's all ready -- just download, strfile, and copy to /usr/local/share/games/fortunes. ~Mr. Bad P.S. Methinks this would be a good Debian package. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From yosemite at dasbistro.com Sat Feb 3 23:46:19 2001 From: yosemite at dasbistro.com (Yosemite Sam) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Esperanto Fortune File In-Reply-To: <20010203234315.E28874@aztech-cs.com>; from yosemite@dasbistro.com on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 11:43:15PM -0800 References: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010203234315.E28874@aztech-cs.com> Message-ID: <20010203234619.F28874@aztech-cs.com> On Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 11:33:10PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > Wake up each morning with some inspirational words from La Fundinto > himself, L.L. Zamenhof. This collection of pithy sayings (snagged from > esperanto.no and reformatted for fortune) was published in a > 5-language volume of sayings in 1905 by Zamenhof's father, and then on > its own as the "Proverbaro Esperanta" in the early 60s. > > It's all ready -- just download, strfile, and copy to > /usr/local/share/games/fortunes. > > ~Mr. Bad > > P.S. Methinks this would be a good Debian package. > Wow this is great Mr. Bad! But where is it? -- __ ( ) "Yosemite" Sam |HB J,o yosemite@dasbistro.com |SRB \| Histogram Valley, Nevada |DD From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 3 23:46:37 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Esperanto Fortune File In-Reply-To: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <87bssi7uw2.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "B" == Bad writes: B> It's all ready -- just download, strfile, and copy to B> /usr/local/share/games/fortunes. Tricked you. http://zork.net/~mrbad/proverbaro.gz ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sirrmt at dingoblue.net.au Sun Feb 4 01:01:30 2001 From: sirrmt at dingoblue.net.au (Robert Thomson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Esperanto Fortune File In-Reply-To: <87bssi7uw2.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sat, Feb 03, 2001 at 11:46:37PM -0800 References: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87bssi7uw2.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010204200130.A6258@quixote.quixote> begin Mr. Bad quotation: > >>>>> "B" == Bad writes: > > B> It's all ready -- just download, strfile, and copy to > B> /usr/local/share/games/fortunes. > > Tricked you. > > http://zork.net/~mrbad/proverbaro.gz Ho ho ho, bonega trovito (kaj traduko), Sinjoro Malbona. Pli frue, mi kreis http://rmt.dyndns.org/rmt.png por sxerci kaj por ludi kun la GIMP-o. Humura, cxu ne? Gxis revido, rmt. -- Richa estas tiu, kiu shuldas al neniu. -- L.L. Zamenhof, "Proverbaro Esperanta" (1905) -- +++ATH0 From dmarti at zgp.org Sun Feb 4 01:05:06 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] informal art contest Message-ID: <20010204010506.A22558@zgp.org> $ freenet_request favicon.ico Freenet Core running on 4024 (build 161) State "PREPARED" reached. State "REQUESTING" reached. A message was sent to tcp/127.0.0.1:19114. A message was received from tcp/127.0.0.1:19114. State "FAILED" reached. The request was unsuccessful. Src:tcp/127.0.0.1:19114 htl:37 depth:7 id:7a6b439d1b2c4f0e type:Freenet.message.TimedOut was received Request failed gracefully. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From jdub at aphid.net Sun Feb 4 01:15:24 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] informal art contest In-Reply-To: <20010204010506.A22558@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Sun, Feb 04, 2001 at 01:05:06AM -0800 References: <20010204010506.A22558@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010204201524.A5173@aphid.net> > $ freenet_request favicon.ico Where did all Don's cool go? - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net --------------------------------- http://linux.conf.au/ -- I was there when geek became chic. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Sun Feb 4 10:51:48 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Esperanto Fortune File In-Reply-To: <20010204200130.A6258@quixote.quixote>; from sirrmt@dingoblue.net.au on Sun, Feb 04, 2001 at 08:01:30PM +1100 References: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87bssi7uw2.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010204200130.A6258@quixote.quixote> Message-ID: <20010204125147.B25200@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Robert Thomson: > begin Mr. Bad quotation: > Pli frue, mi kreis http://rmt.dyndns.org/rmt.png por sxerci ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oh, HAH! For a second there, I thought that was just part of your crazy moon-language. Cxiblazxo! pedro From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sun Feb 4 12:46:14 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Esperanto Fortune File In-Reply-To: <20010204125147.B25200@flynn.zork.net> References: <87g0hu7vih.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87bssi7uw2.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010204200130.A6258@quixote.quixote> <20010204125147.B25200@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <877l366usp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "PAP" == Peter A Peterson writes: PAP> Cxiblazxo! Chiblajho al vi ankau, Pedro. Mi konsentas, ke la iks-metodo estas tre stranga kaj malbela. ~S-o Malbona -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From dsaklad at gnu.org Mon Feb 5 03:08:27 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nuf Ced McGreevy Message-ID: Via Deja.com Usenet Discussion Service Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology http://deja.com By David Nevard Visitor's Guide to Boston Baseball Chapter2: Nuf Ced McGreevy http://people.ne.mediaone.net/buffalohead/Chapter2.html [2] Where is that McGreevy collection? [nuffced.jpg] [ http://people.ne.mediaone.net/buffalohead/Chapter2.html ] On our 1909 map can be seen (faintly) McGreevey Saloon at the corner of Tremont & Ruggles. Some say McGreevys Third Base was on Culvert (Whittier) Street, nearby. Then again, as this advertisement notes, he was on the Avenue (Huntington). A visit to the McGreevy Collection would probably help clarify things. Nuf Ced McGreevy was the leader of the Royal Rooters, fanatical Boston baseball fans. Tessie (Theme song of the Royal Rooters) Tessie, you make me feel so badly Why dont you turn around Tessie you know I love you madly Babe, my heart weighs about a pound Dont blame me if I ever doubt you. You know I couldnt live without you Tessie, you are my only, only, only. Read the story of Tessie and the 1903 World Series http://www.herringdesign.com/hd/hdq/dierker/baseball11.html According to our BL Makepeace 1987 Boston baseball calendar: "Michael T. McGreevy, Boston saloonkeeper and baseball fan extraordinaire, founded and led the 'Royal Rooters' for nearly thirty years, and amassed a rich collection of photographs, clippings, and other baseball memorabilia. When Prohibition forced McGreevy to close Third Base, his saloon at the corner of Tremont & Ruggles streets, he donated his collection to the Boston Public Library." Author Glenn Stout was for many years the curator of the McGreevy collection; his history of the Boston Red Sox is expected to be released in time for the team's hundredth anniversary in 2001. [ http://www.indiepro.com/glenn/bio.htm ] To view the McGreevy Collection, call Mary Beth Dunhouse, in the research library office, for an appointment. There is also a McGreevy scrapbook on microfilm, no appointment necessary. A BPL card is required to see either the collection or the microfilm. Any Massachusetts resident can get a borrower's card; out of state resident cards are for research only (picture ID required for either card). The Boston Public Library is in Copley Square. Call (617) 536-5400 Next Chapter http://people.ne.mediaone.net/buffalohead/Chapter3.html Home http://people.ne.mediaone.net/buffalohead/guide.htm By David Nevard Visitor's Guide to Boston Baseball Chapter2: Nuf Ced McGreevy http://people.ne.mediaone.net/buffalohead/Chapter2.html From smb23 at csufresno.edu Mon Feb 5 08:36:29 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Bad joke Message-ID: <6b4896c2f8.6c2f86b489@scccd.org> After you read the joke, the questiom that arises is, does he journal? Copied from stupid joke email: Christian Computing Jesus and Satan are sitting around in the world between, having an argument over who is the better programmer. They discuss this for several hours until they agree to hold a contest, with God as the judge. Sitting at their computers, they begin typing furiously, lines of code filling up the screens, for almost three hours. Seconds before the contest is to end, a bolt of lightning takes out the electricity. A few moments later, power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show him his programming. Visibly upset, Satan says, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Let's see if Jesus has fared any better," God says. Jesus pulls up his screen and shows God a vivid display as the voices of an angelic choir resound from the speakers. Satan is shocked. "But how?" he cries. "I lost everything, but Jesus' program is intact?" "How did he do it?" God laughed. "Everyone knows...Jesus saves." From geoperry at iww.org Mon Feb 5 10:09:09 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Jimi Hendrix' images are up for grabs (Windows eXPerience) Message-ID: Only "neo" about colonialism: technology's opening new fields. -g From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 5 10:55:04 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nuf Ced McGreevy In-Reply-To: ; from dsaklad@gnu.org on Mon, Feb 05, 2001 at 06:08:27AM -0500 References: Message-ID: <20010205105504.V26483@zork.net> What's all this sportsball shit? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 5 11:12:57 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [sween@modelm.org: RE: [Pigdog] 2400 8N1] Message-ID: <20010205111257.W26483@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from sween ----- Date: Sun, 4 Feb 2001 13:21:53 -0500 (EST) From: sween To: pigdog-l@bearfountain.com Subject: RE: [Pigdog] 2400 8N1 In-Reply-To: Reply-To: pigdog-l@bearfountain.com yeah, and remember these days? http://gallery.drooldonkey.org/files/radioshack.jpg On Sun, 4 Feb 2001, Kurt Weiske wrote: > > Telix for Windows came with a .wav version of the doo-dii-dee doo-dii-dee > alert sound that Telix for DOS used to make out the PC speaker. > > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-pigdog-l@bearfountain.com > [mailto:owner-pigdog-l@bearfountain.com]On Behalf Of Paul J Collins > Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2001 9:45 AM > To: Freaky Mutant Swine > Subject: [Pigdog] 2400 8N1 > > > > >From http://www.advogato.org/person/StevenRainwater/diary.html?start=80 > > > The only strange part of the whole thing is that our home dial-up > > connection was the last analog modem that I used and heard on a > > regular basis. I think I've listened to modem connect-tones nearly > > every day of my life for at least 20 years. It's going to be strange > > getting used to not hearing them. Made me start thinking again that > > someone should try to preserve some of those wonderful > > sounds. Perhaps an archive with WAV/MP3 files of all the classic > > connect tones - those strange tones the high-end US Robotics models > > used to make only when they connected with another USR; the old 300 > > and 1200 Baud connect sounds; the first DSI V.32 and V.32bis connect > > sounds. Hmmmm... better stop before I get all nostalgic for the good > > ol' days... > > -- > Paul Collins - - - [ ] > GPG: 0A49 49A9 2932 0EE5 89B2 9EE0 3B65 7154 8131 1BCD > "This one's optimistic, this one went to market; > this one just came out of the swamp." > > ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 5 12:27:33 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: At least it's organic.] Message-ID: <20010205122733.A24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull Today's issue of BusinessWeek (Feb 12, 2000) reports, under the headline "Don't give us any crap" that the Swiss police protecting the World Economic Forum at Davos had loaded their water cannon with liquid manure, which was normally sprayed on fields as fertilizer. Squirting the demonstrators with manure would be a last resort... When asked about it, a heavily armed policewoman in Davos remarked: "At least it's organic." (Sorry no URL, its on page 12 of the magazine, available at newsstands everywhere.) ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 5 14:06:39 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Mad Science! Message-ID: <20010205140638.C24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: john http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1154000/1154784.stm Mankind will soon have the ability to move the Earth into a new orbit, say a team of astronomers. [...] Using the well-understood "gravitational sling shot" technique that has been employed to send space probes to the outer planets, the researchers now think a large asteroid could be used to reposition the Earth to maintain a benign global climate. [...] But it would be a procedure that required some care. If the 100 km asteroid was to collide with the Earth then it would wipe out all life on our planet. "This danger cannot be overemphasised," the researchers stress. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dsaklad at gnu.org Mon Feb 5 16:37:12 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] What would it had been like?... if the lib... Message-ID: Deja.com Usenet Discussion Service http://deja.com Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, ne.general, ne.politics, soc.libraries.talk What would it had been like?... if our Boston Public Library latched on to a kibologist for the BPL organizational culture graphical rectangles http://www.bpl.org/WWW/generalinfo/planapp.html#b and for the BPL organizational culture graphical circles http://www.bpl.org/WWW/generalinfo/planapp.html#d 1. It would be ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange http://www.google.com/search?q=ascii 2. ?... ...? oo-- dWs Guide to Problematical Boston Public Library Use Contents http://GuideToProblematicalLibraryUse.weblogs.com/stories Search with http://www.google.com Enter "descriptive terms" AND guidetoproblematicallibraryuse From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Feb 5 18:13:44 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] informal art contest In-Reply-To: <20010204201524.A5173@aphid.net>; from jdub@aphid.net on Sun, Feb 04, 2001 at 08:15:24PM +1100 References: <20010204010506.A22558@zgp.org> <20010204201524.A5173@aphid.net> Message-ID: <20010205181344.C24146@zgp.org> On Sun, Feb 04, 2001 at 08:15:24PM +1100, Jeff Waugh wrote: > Where did all Don's cool go? Fucking with users of proprietary OSs is on-topic for this list. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 6 09:38:50 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] ...Reasonable Expectation of Privacy... Message-ID: <20010206093850.E24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Marie Moffitt ----- Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 07:13:05 -0800 Subject: Sorry to raise your hackles so early in the morning... ...but I thought you'd want to see this, if you haven't seen it already: http://www.cybercrime.gov/searchmanual.htm ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 6 09:59:42 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] THIS ISLAND OPRAH Message-ID: <20010206095942.F24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Gary Clemenceau ----- here are MORE, yes, MORE islands of horror and Oprah majesty. http://svbizink.com/frankplanet/default.asp?iid=163 smooches, -g. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 6 10:05:23 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat Message-ID: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from The Mighty Silverback ----- OK, here are some search strings people used to find Pigdog over the last month: - trampling - bestiality - midget - jenni - ass - prostitute - child sex - baby radio - dog fucking - pictures of crazy people - nakid girls - Clown pornography - nude XFL cheerleaders - milky mamas - sexualy position - jellowrestling - pointed tits - cb codes - suckass - poop - bodyperks - fusion splicers - pregnant porn - subliminal messages - dickwad - josie and the pussycats - electic toothbrush - beavers animal - looky by god - the tongue hurt - chicken fuckers - sexy russians - man fuck little boy - German Porn - It's 4:20 - Crazy People Pictures - scooby snacks - porn games - Most Evil People in the World - 10 Most Evil People in the World [better narrow that search] - sphinx napolean - Subliminal Seduction - Giant Penis - hacker clothes - George Orwell - skinheads - Silvia Saint - whales - burning man festival - Microsoft subliminal - Metallica sues - kim rollins - massive penis - whips and girls - freemasons - lapdancers - pervert sex - Canadia Living Health For Life - NAKED WWII LADIES - dumb motherfucker [!!!!!!] - vegemite - fetish dead body - female ejaculation ~TMS -- ----------------------------------------------------- /~\ The Mighty Silverback - silverback@pigdog.org C oo _( ^) http://pigdog.org/ - The Online Handbook of / ~\ Bad People of the Future ----------------------------------------------------- ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 6 11:43:59 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] hack hack Message-ID: <20010206114359.I24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: "Paul Foster" "There's a little bit of a cheer that goes up when you see someone has found a way to put us on the TV and helped raise people's awareness about engineering," http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2001/02/05/MN60371.DTL ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 6 14:23:11 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Misunderstood visionary Message-ID: <20010206142311.A22538@zgp.org> "Kevin O'Connor is in My Hall of Fame" by Dana Blankenhorn http://www.clickz.com/print.jsp?article=445 "O'Connor understands that it's not the web, it's the power of a universal network that is the key to our time. So when analysts say things like, "he's consolidating the web ad business," they just don't get it." Poor Kevin. The analysts just don't get him. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dtype at dtype.org Tue Feb 6 15:47:02 2001 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:12 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 10:05:23AM -0800 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 10:05:23AM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > OK, here are some search strings people used to find Pigdog over the > last month: Through a project I'm working on, I have access to Google's full crawled domain name list. This includes subdomains, not just second level. From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 6 16:23:11 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org>; from dtype@dtype.org on Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 11:47:02PM +0000 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 11:47:02PM +0000, M. Drew Streib wrote: > Through a project I'm working on, I have access to Google's full crawled > domain name list. STOP SPAMING you fuk or i will BALCK HOLE yr site!!!!!!!!!! -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dtype at dtype.org Tue Feb 6 16:32:59 2001 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 04:23:11PM -0800 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org> On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 04:23:11PM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 11:47:02PM +0000, M. Drew Streib wrote: > > > Through a project I'm working on, I have access to Google's full crawled > > domain name list. > > STOP SPAMING you fuk or i will BALCK HOLE yr site!!!!!!!!!! dtype != google heh I think I'm spamcop's biggest user. Manage to shut down one spammer's account every day or two now. -drew -- M. Drew Streib , http://dtype.org "Email sigs waste valuable bandwidth." From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 6 16:40:06 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org>; from dtype@dtype.org on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 12:32:59AM +0000 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org> <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20010206164006.A25710@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 12:32:59AM +0000, M. Drew Streib wrote: > I think I'm spamcop's biggest user. Manage to shut down one spammer's account > every day or two now. "Congratulations, you have won damages against a spammer under the new anti-spam law. You are now the owner of one Packard Bell computer, one Dade County, Florida bus pass, and one U-Stor-It full of HERBAL VIAGRA." -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dtype at dtype.org Tue Feb 6 16:44:00 2001 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010206164006.A25710@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 04:40:06PM -0800 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org> <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org> <20010206164006.A25710@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010207004400.D26022@dtype.org> On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 04:40:06PM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > "Congratulations, you have won damages against a spammer under the new > anti-spam law. You are now the owner of one Packard Bell computer, one > Dade County, Florida bus pass, and one U-Stor-It full of HERBAL VIAGRA." Was that Florida bus pass one-way or two? My spam-pissiness (is that a word?) comes from receiving complaints for spam sent to 110K SourceForge email aliases and 5000 different mailing lists. -drew -- M. Drew Streib , http://dtype.org "Email sigs waste valuable bandwidth." From solitaire at tygger.net Wed Feb 7 04:01:12 2001 From: solitaire at tygger.net (solitaire) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org>; from dtype@dtype.org on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 12:32:59AM +0000 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org> <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20010207120112.B72754@lioness.tygger.net> On Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 12:32:59AM +0000, M. Drew Streib wrote: > On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 04:23:11PM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > > On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 11:47:02PM +0000, M. Drew Streib wrote: > > > > > Through a project I'm working on, I have access to Google's full crawled > > > domain name list. > > > > STOP SPAMING you fuk or i will BALCK HOLE yr site!!!!!!!!!! > > dtype != google > > heh > > I think I'm spamcop's biggest user. Manage to shut down one spammer's account > every day or two now. > Really? He must be getting seriously pissed at you. Was there a reason to pick on him in particular? And if he's getting new accounts within the day all the time, have you thought of changing your tactics? sol. . -- "It looks like rabbit dung. But in a *good* way." -- Penny From dtype at dtype.org Tue Feb 6 16:57:22 2001 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010207120112.B72754@lioness.tygger.net>; from solitaire@tygger.net on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 12:01:12PM +0000 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> <20010206162311.J22538@zgp.org> <20010207003259.C26022@dtype.org> <20010207120112.B72754@lioness.tygger.net> Message-ID: <20010207005722.E26022@dtype.org> On Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 12:01:12PM +0000, solitaire wrote: > > I think I'm spamcop's biggest user. Manage to shut down one spammer's account > > every day or two now. > > > > Really? He must be getting seriously pissed at you. Was there a reason > to pick on him in particular? And if he's getting new accounts within > the day all the time, have you thought of changing your tactics? s/one/a/ -drew -- M. Drew Streib , http://dtype.org "Email sigs waste valuable bandwidth." From mr.bad at pigdog.org Tue Feb 6 18:34:26 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> Message-ID: <87pugvnrv1.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MDS" == M Drew Streib writes: MDS> (ass) 254162 So this means some freako waded through roughly 160,000 search hits to find Pigdog Journal. I guess the other 159,999 mentions of the word "ass" didn't quite work for him/her. "No, that's not quite IT... not QUITE the connotation that I was looking for... WAIT! What's THIS? 'Why the Future Sucks Ass'. By GUM, that's EXACTLY what I'm SEEKING. Perhaps a CLICKTHROUGH is in order!" ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 6 20:05:50 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Live Nude Teen Linux Warez MP3 Chat In-Reply-To: <87pugvnrv1.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 06:34:26PM -0800 References: <20010206100523.H24692@zork.net> <20010206234702.B26022@dtype.org> <87pugvnrv1.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010206200550.D28423@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 06:34:26PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > I guess the other 159,999 mentions of the word "ass" didn't quite work > for him/her. "No, that's not quite IT... not QUITE the connotation > that I was looking for... WAIT! What's THIS? 'Why the Future Sucks > Ass'. By GUM, that's EXACTLY what I'm SEEKING. Perhaps a CLICKTHROUGH > is in order!" Naah, probably just spamware looking for email addresses that appear on the same page as the word "ass" -- obvious 100% OPT-IN QUALFIED OPPORTUNITY SEEKERES!!!!! -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From benb at iastate.edu Tue Feb 6 21:54:49 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Irony Message-ID: <3A80E329.41C7997B@iastate.edu> Alanis-style or not: http://www.issl.org/ The web site for the Information Systems Security Laboratory, of ISU, which spends a bunch of time finding out how people can make servers and such more secure. http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.issl.org See what it's running for yourself. Ben From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 6 22:13:14 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Irony In-Reply-To: <3A80E329.41C7997B@iastate.edu>; from benb@iastate.edu on Tue, Feb 06, 2001 at 11:54:49PM -0600 References: <3A80E329.41C7997B@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010206221313.N24692@zork.net> begin Ben Brockert quotation: > The web site for the Information Systems Security Laboratory, of > ISU, which spends a bunch of time finding out how people can make > servers and such more secure. > > http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=www.issl.org So what? I mean, ANYONE can make a system like OpenBSD or Linux secure. It takes EXPERTS to lock down IIS. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 6 22:20:08 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 5 February 2001] Message-ID: <20010206222008.O24692@zork.net> HAW HAW ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily FREEDOM IS SUAVITY "There really isn't much value in free." Microsoft executive Doug Miller -- who works for a company that provides free email, a free browser, and six months of free Internet access -- on the value of Linux, Wired News, 31 January 2001 http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,41527,00.html ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 6 22:20:56 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 6 February 2001] Message-ID: <20010206222056.P24692@zork.net> So if they're kissing cousins, does that make McNealy Elvis? ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily THE COBALT ACQUISITION WAS A VERY KINKY SHOTGUN WEDDING "I look at Linux as yet another Unix.... It's a kissing cousin. I don't think Solaris and Linux would be allowed to marry." Sun CEO Scott McNealy, raising unanticipated legal concerns about his company's recent acquisition of a Linux server manufacturer, News.com, 6 February 2001 http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1014-201-4729965-0.html ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dsaklad at gnu.org Wed Feb 7 02:10:06 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] CFP2001 News, February 6, 2001 Message-ID: - ------- Start of forwarded message ------- Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 01:47:10 -0800 (PST) From: Computers CFP2001 News -- February 6, 2001 What happened last week in the world of CFP? Just take a look below at some of the news from last week. Come to CFP2001 to take on the topics and hear from and meet the people who are in the news and making the rules. CFP2001: The Eleventh Conference on Computers, Freedom and Privacy March 6 - 9, 2001, Hyatt Regency, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA www.cfp2001.org REGISTER for CFP2001. Early fees deadline is February 18, 2001. Reserve your hotel room. Reduced rate deadline is February 15, 2001. CFP gathers together the world's leading members of the technical, government, business, education, non-profit, legal, law enforcement, security, media and hacker/cracker communities to address the cutting edge questions in computing, freedom and privacy: voting, privacy protection and invasion, intellectual property rights, computer and network security, national and international law enforcement, civil liberties, governance, cybercrime, freedom of speech, filters, surveillance, censorship, facial recognition at the Super Bowl (or, time to start wearing a ski mask to football games). And then there are the BOFs. See you at CFP2001. ITEM: International Crime Threat Assessment http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/zd/20010202/tc/war_on_drugs_targets_tech_1.html http://www.terrorism.com/documents/pub45270/pub45270index.html The December 2000 report, prepared by federal law enforcement agencies, cites improving information and communications technologies as facilitating national and international crime. ITEM: Security Vulnerability Allows Email Tracking http://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/05/technology/05JAVA.html http://www.privacyfoundation.org/advisories/advemailwiretap.html The Privacy Foundation released an advisory describing a Javascript exploit that allows the sender of a message to monitor comments added to it when the original recipient forwards it to others. ITEM: "Juno Virtual Supercomputer Network" http://www.internetnews.com/isp-news/article/0,,8_577191,00.html http://help.juno.com/privacy/agreement.html The ISP's new Service Agreement requires that customers allow Juno to install "computational software" on their computers and that they leave their computers on at all times if requested to do so by the company. ITEM: Ten Things I Want People To Know About Voting Technology http://www.calvoter.org/publications/tenthings.html By Kim Alexander, California Voter Foundation president. ITEM: BIND Vulnerabilities http://securityfocus.com/frames/?content=/templates/article.html?id=144 http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2001-02.html CERT discovered weaknesses in multiple versions of the Berkeley Internet Name Domain. ITEM: ISC Security Group http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-202-4697364-0.html In the wake of the BIND disclosures, the Internet Software Consortium announced a members-only discussion group to share information about security flaws before they become widely known. ITEM: Nortel Tracking Technology for ISPs http://www.nytimes.com/cnet/CNET_0_4_4642663_00.html http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/010131/n31479724_2.html Nortel's "Personal Internet" technology allows dynamic provisioning of bandwidth, but could also be used to gather user information. ITEM: Napster May Become Subscription Service by Summer http://www.wired.com/news/print/0,1294,41469,00.html Bertelsmann CEO Thomas Middlehoff said, "I'm convinced we can introduce in June or July of this year a subscription model, with a real working digital rights management system." ITEM: Hidden Cameras at Superbowl http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A9757-2001Jan31?language=printer http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A23360-2001Feb3?language=printer Authorities used hidden cameras and face-recognition software as a security measure in Tampa during the week of the Superbowl; a police spokesman said 19 matches were made, of people who had not committed "significant" crimes; no arrests were made. ITEM: BountyQuest http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/031/business/BountyQuest_awards_first_4_prizes-.shtml BountyQuest awarded four prizes of $10,000 for information that could lead to the overturning of patents held by Cisco, Intouch Group, Oracle and Walker Digital. ITEM: LinuxDisk http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/2/16469.html This device driver allows a Linux system with inexpensive IDE disks to be used in a storage network instead of more expensive SCSI- or Fiber Channel-based systems. ITEM: NSA To Design "Crack-proof" System http://www.zdnet.com/filters/printerfriendly/0,6061,2681205-2,00.html The NSA is working with VMWare to develop Linux-based virtual systems that can securely segregate information of different classification levels on the same physical computer. ITEM: BBC Plans To Filter Access to International News Site http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1005-202-4688018-0.html The BBC is developing BBCNews.com to make its international news available, but plans to prevent UK-based users from accessing the site, which will be advertising-supported, to separate its commercial and government-funded ventures such as www.bbc.co.uk ITEM: Commission Recommends Creation of "National Homeland Security Agency" http://washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A8824-2001Jan31?language=printer The U.S. Commission on National Security recommended merging the Coast Guard, Customs Service, the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Border Patrol into a single agency whose director would have cabinet-level status. The Commission's report also made recommendations concerning the State and Defense Departments, the National Security and Economic Councils, and Congressional Appropriations Committees. ITEM: Privacy Foundation Urges Review of PACER http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1005-202-4614534.html The proposed "Public Access to Court Electronic Records" system would allow citizens to access sensitive but non-classified court documents, which might contain social security numbers, medical information, or financial histories. The Privacy Foundation calls for the removal of personal information before records are put online. ITEM: EPIC Bill Track http://www.epic.org/privacy/bill_track.html EPIC lists "Privacy, Speech, and Cyber-Liberties" legislation introduced in Congress. ITEM: Electronic Voting http://www.notablesoftware.com/evote.html Rebecca Mercuri's page of e-voting information. ITEM: DeCSS Case http://www.eff.org/pub/Intellectual_property/Video/MPAA_DVD_cases/ EFF archive of amicus briefs and other documents. (Note: yow have received this mailing because you have been an attendee at a previous CFP conference or because you have requested information about CFP. If you wish to be removed from ouur mailing list, please send your request to: cfpinfo@well.com and be sure to note the exact email address to which this communication was sent.) - ------- End of forwarded message ------- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 7 02:32:59 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] CFP2001 News, February 6, 2001 In-Reply-To: ; from dsaklad@gnu.org on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 05:10:06AM -0500 References: Message-ID: <20010207023259.Q24692@zork.net> begin Don Saklad quotation: > ITEM: LinuxDisk http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/2/16469.html This > device driver allows a Linux system with inexpensive IDE disks to be > used in a storage network instead of more expensive SCSI- or Fiber > Channel-based systems. ITEM: YugoVoy This after-market modification allows a motorist with inexpensive Yugos to be used in a freight convoy insead of more expensive pickup or 18-wheeler systems. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dsaklad at gnu.org Wed Feb 7 05:05:12 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] How to design a study with respect to denial of service at our public library Reference Desks departments. Message-ID: 1. Would any of you folks have any interest in participating in designing a study with respect to our Regional and Massachusetts Library of Last Recourse City of Boston Public Library Reference Desk Departments and our other cities' public libraries Reference Desks Departments?... 2. Do you folks out there think it would even be possible to design a study?... email: dsaklad@gnu.org Guide to Problematical Library Use Contents http://GuideToProblematicalLibraryUse.weblogs.com/stories Search with http://google.com Enter: "descriptive terms" AND guidetoproblematicallibraryuse Delays or denials of BPL Reference Desk Services have been a manner of arbitrary hypocritical resistance, marginalization or ostracism ironically by so called intellectual freedom advocate BPL librarians, not limited to, but especially regarding withholding from public library users, public library personnel and public library unions collective bargaining units labor relations advocates legitimately public BPL inside documentation or BPL's own gray literature of itself http://www.libr.org/Juice/issues/vol3/LJ_3.34.html#13 contrary to guidelines like Reference and User Services Association Guidelines for Behavioral Performance of Reference and Information Services Professionals http://www.ala.org/rusa/stnd_behavior.html Boston Public Library Questions and Suggestions Information Request Options http://www.bpl.org/WWW/ReferenceForm.html Boston Public Library General Information about the BPL Mission Statement http://www.bpl.org/WWW/generalinfo/mission.html Boston Public Library Long Range Plan 2000-2003 http://www.bpl.org/WWW/generalinfo/longrangeplan.html American Library Association Interpretations of the Library Bill of Rights http://www.ala.org/work/freedom/interprt.html American Library Association Office for Intellectual Freedom Site Map http://www.ala.org/alaorg/oif/oifsitemap.html Sent To: Deja.com Usenet Discussion Service http://deja.com Newsgroups: soc.libraries.talk ne.general alt.censorship alt.religion.kibology crackmonkey@crackmonkey.org http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey faife-l@faife.dk http://www.faife.dk stumpers-l@cuis.edu gopher://gopher.cuis.edu/11gopher_root2:[stumpers-l] dig_ref@listserv.syr.edu http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dig_ref foi-l@listserv.syr.edu http://web.syr.edu/~bcfought archives@listserv.muohio.edu http://www.archivists.org/listservs/index.html#archives-archivists recmgmt-l@lists.ufl.edu http://www.arma.org/resources/listserv.htm Bernie Margolis, BPL President bmargolis@bpl.org David Young, BPL Human Resources Department dyoung@bpl.org Kathryn Dibble, BPL Public Services Director kdibble@bpl.org Sally Beecher, BPL Telephone Reference Department sbeecher@bpl.org Dorothy Keller, BPL Catalog Information Department and Interlibrary Loan Officer dkeller@bpl.org Helen Bender, BPL Interlibrary Loan Department hbender@bpl.org Marilyn McLean, BPL Science Department Curator mmclean@bpl.org Gail Fithian, BPL Government Documents Department Curator govdocs@bpl.org Mary Francis O'Brien, BPL Social Sciences Department Curator mfobrien@bpl.org Diane Ota, BPL Music Department Curator dota@bpl.org Ed Fenninger, BPL Sound Archives Department Curator efenninger@bpl.org Steve Olson, BPL Audio Visual Department Head solson@bpl.org Fran Majusky, BPL Adult Readers and Information Services Department fmajusky@bpl.org http://www.bpl.org/brls/resources/contact_info.html http://www.bpl.org/WWW/departments.html http://www.bpl.org/brls/news/news.html From dsaklad at gnu.org Wed Feb 7 06:12:20 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linux in the Library Steven K. Wieda Webmaster/Database Developer Message-ID: Via http://www.simmons.edu/programs/gslis/programs/ce.html Linux in the Library NEW! Saturday April 7, 2001 1:30-5:00 p.m. Park Science Center, Room S150 In this course, you will learn about some of the possibilities that Linux holds for Library Information Systems delivery and utility, as well as how to set up, configure, and maintain your own Linux system. This course will feature setup, configuration, and maintenance of RedHat Linux, the Apache web server, and the SQUID Proxy Server. Faculty: Steven K. Wieda, Webmaster/Database Developer, University of Connecticut, steven.wieda@uconn.edu http://www.simmons.edu/programs/gslis/programs/ce.html From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 7 09:30:15 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] How to design a study with respect to denial of service at our public library Reference Desks departments. In-Reply-To: ; from dsaklad@gnu.org on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 08:05:12AM -0500 References: Message-ID: <20010207093015.R24692@zork.net> begin Don Saklad quotation: > 1. Would any of you folks have any interest in participating in > designing a study with respect to our Regional and Massachusetts > Library of Last Recourse City of Boston Public Library Reference > Desk Departments and our other cities' public libraries Reference > Desks Departments?... What exactly do you plan to study? > Delays or denials of BPL Reference Desk Services have been a manner > of arbitrary hypocritical resistance, marginalization or ostracism > ironically by so called intellectual freedom advocate BPL > librarians, not limited to, but especially regarding withholding > from public library users, public library personnel and public > library unions collective bargaining units labor relations advocates > legitimately public BPL inside documentation or BPL's own gray > literature of itself > http://www.libr.org/Juice/issues/vol3/LJ_3.34.html#13 If this is your subject, the study could be quite difficult. If these people have any experience at all, they've developed this internal network in order to deal with Regan-era nuthouse ex-pats. When a woman with two invisible goons starts getting a little overexcited about researching the deaths of local-area librarians, you need to be able to divert her off into the kaleidoscope exhibit that's been set up in the theater. Being able to alert fellow librarians without antagonizing the hophead who's bugging you about war atrocities perpetrated by the NFL is an essential survival skill. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 7 09:41:19 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Library ish Message-ID: <20010207094119.S24692@zork.net> http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A36584-2001Feb7.html Road to Tycho, anyone? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 7 09:45:23 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Library ish In-Reply-To: <20010207094119.S24692@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 09:41:19AM -0800 References: <20010207094119.S24692@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010207094523.T24692@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A36584-2001Feb7.html "Tech people _never_ give _their_ stuff away..." (emphasis _theirs_) -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 7 10:08:17 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Library ish In-Reply-To: <20010207094119.S24692@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 09:41:19AM -0800 References: <20010207094119.S24692@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010207100817.O14112@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 09:41:19AM -0800, Nickels Moffitt, King of the Low Rollers wrote: > http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A36584-2001Feb7.html > > Road to Tycho, anyone? Modern scientific research is surprisingly vulnerable to low-tech vandalism. Sneak in the walk-in incubator and whiz in the tissue cultures of scientists who publish in proprietary "e-journals." -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 7 13:57:11 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Hello Sooty] Message-ID: <20010207135711.U24692@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor From: Mark Turk http://www.wankel.net/Images/sooty.JPG A guinea pig called Sooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunnelling into a cage of 24 females. He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring. [...] ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Wed Feb 7 16:45:02 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] This One Is For Mr. Marti In-Reply-To: <87u26c1y6e.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 03:07:37PM -0800 References: <87u26c1y6e.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010207164502.I672@zork.net> Mr . Bad writes: > ...but I figgered I'd send it to all of Crackmonkey, too. > > Here's the issue: > > ---8<--- > From: DG > To: Biddy > Date: Friday, February 02, 2001 2:27 PM > Subject: Re: video copyrights > > >Actually - it is perfectly LEGAL to copy a rented videotape. I can't > >site the statures - but its true. (someone like Mr. Bad will prolly have details.) > > > >Diana > > ---8<--- > > I'm not sure of the answer on this one. I'm fairly certain that you're > within your fair use rights to make a backup copy of a videotape that > you have BOUGHT. > > However, are you within those rights for a tape that you RENTED? My > spidey senses say no. The justification for archive copying of > something you bought doesn't seem to hold if there's a time limit on > how long you can use the original. 17 USC 117 for computer programs. You can make backup copies if you own the program but not if you've rented it. Further, I don't see anything in the Copyright Act that would allow this for rented videos, which aren't computer programs -- or even for videos that you buy except for the general provisions of 17 USC 107 which wouldn't necessarily allow that. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 7 17:13:13 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [destiny@zork.net: [Pigdog] Doctor Stumbles Onto Orgasm Machine] Message-ID: <20010207171313.Y24692@zork.net> Our favorite hack does it again. ----- Forwarded message from David Cassel ----- Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 16:25:45 -0500 (EST) To: pigdog-l@bearfountain.com Reuters describes a doctor applying electrodes to a patient for pain therapy.... http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010207/od/orgasm_dc_1.html You can get the gist of the story from these four randomly-selected quotes. "She made a different sound." " 'You're going to have to teach my husband how to do that.' " "We were able to reduce her narcotics usage by about a half." "Is it reproducible? I sure hope so." --- "Um -- you're a weenie." -- Devil Doll ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Wed Feb 7 07:53:17 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Register.com contributes to knowledge of geography Message-ID: <20010207075317.K7449@cty-alum.org> Maybe this is why American students are supposedly doing so poorly on geography tests: ----- Forwarded message from "register.com" ----- Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 19:18:09 -0000 From: "register.com" To: schoen@loyalty.org Subject: .WS (WebSite) Domain Name Extension Available at register.com Dear Seth: In this issue: Our News * .WS (WebSite) Domain Name Extension Available at register.com! * Renew your Domain Name with a Few Clicks of the Mouse! * Stay Ahead of your Competition! Which Domain Extension are you Looking For? * Register.com's Corporate Services: Our Business is Doing Your Domain Business * Is the Domain Name You want Taken? 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To read .WS press releases, click below! http://chtah.com/a/tA6gY6JAEIqG3AEVzJ9ADtSBkhV/n14o2 *subject to availability *DON'T FORGET TO RENEW YOUR DOMAIN NAMES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!* You had the foresight to register a domain name. Now, with the domain name market rapidly expanding, make sure you remember to renew your domain name before it expires and risk losing it forever! Just log into Domain Manager and click on Quick Renew: you can renew your domain name in moments for only $35 a year. That's less than $3 a month! Secure your piece of the Web today! http://chtah.com/a/tA6gY6JAEIqG3AEVzJ9ADtSBkhV/n14o3 [...] ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From rick at linuxmafia.com Wed Feb 7 17:37:41 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Register.com contributes to knowledge of geography In-Reply-To: <20010207075317.K7449@cty-alum.org>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 07:53:17AM -0800 References: <20010207075317.K7449@cty-alum.org> Message-ID: <20010207173741.S7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Seth David Schoen quotation: > Maybe this is why American students are supposedly doing so poorly on > geography tests: Indeed. If Tuvalu can glean registration dollars from the credulous, why not [Western] Samoa? > .WS (WebSite) NAMES ARE GOING FAST SO CLAIM Schoen.ws * TODAY! As your attorney, I advise you to wire your registration to Apia, immmediately. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 7 18:39:05 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010207183905.Z24692@zork.net> The australians we give jobs peeling potatos. Get cracking. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- rick@praxis.com.au has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at praxis.com.au Wed Feb 7 21:29:20 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: Message-ID: a long time ago the insular CrackMonkey wrote: > Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe > Notification] > > The australians we give jobs peeling potatos. Get cracking. Get rooted. We don't do 'potatos' downunder. We learn to spell first. Like a colourful neighbourhood harbour view. And we don't need to hear ourselves speak 23.5 hrs/day at a brain-splitting 150 dB louder than the person sitting beside us trying to think. At least you septics picked up on Monty Python last year (only 25 years too late). Looking forward to this list! CYA rick -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 7 21:50:42 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: ; from rick@praxis.com.au on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 04:29:20PM +1100 References: Message-ID: <20010207215042.A24692@zork.net> begin Rick Welykochy quotation: > Get rooted. We don't do 'potatos' downunder. Ah, I see. You just roll over and root your bunkmate, is that it? > We learn to spell first. Like a colourful neighbourhood harbour > view. Great. I suppose you pronounce all of these to rhyme with "velour" as well. > And we don't need to hear ourselves speak 23.5 hrs/day at a > brain-splitting 150 dB louder than the person sitting beside us > trying to think. As they say in California, "Thanks for sharing." > At least you septics picked up on Monty Python last year (only 25 > years too late). Oh for fuck's sake. The autistics and bumfluff-moustachioed wanks in this country have been quoting that shit for decades. I can directly attribute the number of bad affected accents in this country to the Lionheart corporation's syndication of reject BBC programmmemmmemmemees. It's horrible. Imagine a gazillion Joaquin Phoenix- or Natalie Portman-quality fake limey accents, all of them crying "I'm not dead yet!" There simply aren't enough bullets in the world to fix that. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nutella at zork.net Wed Feb 7 21:59:38 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: <20010207215042.A24692@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 09:50:42PM -0800 References: <20010207215042.A24692@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010207215938.A2098@zork.net> 07Feb2001 09:50PM (-0800) From [monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org] monkeymaster [Monkey Master] > I can > directly attribute the number of bad affected accents in this country > to the Lionheart corporation's syndication of reject BBC > programmmemmmemmemees. You're just peeved that they stopped showing "Are you being served". Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 7 22:02:55 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: <20010207215938.A2098@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 09:59:38PM -0800 References: <20010207215042.A24692@zork.net> <20010207215938.A2098@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010207220255.B24692@zork.net> begin Bernard quotation: > You're just peeved that they stopped showing "Are you being served". They did? Wow, maybe I'll get a television again after all! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at praxis.com.au Wed Feb 7 22:17:53 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] buffalo trees Message-ID: Quite surprised to read this: http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/bison.html which I initially though 2 B a ripoff of our wallaby trees in Oz. Parallel evolution? -rick From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 7 22:23:16 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] buffalo trees In-Reply-To: ; from rick@praxis.com.au on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 05:17:53PM +1100 References: Message-ID: <20010208002316.L25200@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Rick Welykochy: > http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/bison.html WATCH OUT FOR THEM PRIONS, RICK! pedro From bryanf at samurai.com Wed Feb 7 22:26:39 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] buffalo trees In-Reply-To: ; from rick@praxis.com.au on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 05:17:53PM +1100 References: Message-ID: <20010208012639.R25824@samurai.com> On Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 05:17:53PM +1100, Rick Welykochy wrote: > Quite surprised to read this: > > http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/bison.html Myself, I was quite surprised to read this: http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/requirements.html Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From rick at praxis.com.au Wed Feb 7 22:29:23 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] buffalo trees In-Reply-To: <20010208002316.L25200@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: On Thu, 8 Feb 2001, Peter A. Peterson II wrote: > Quoting Rick Welykochy: > > http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/bison.html > > WATCH OUT FOR THEM PRIONS, RICK! zzz-zzzz--zzz-stumble--zzzzt--zzzttt -- ... stoooooomble eyem bedder gnow, weeeleeeee From rick at praxis.com.au Wed Feb 7 22:45:20 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] buffalo trees In-Reply-To: <20010208012639.R25824@samurai.com> Message-ID: On Thu, 8 Feb 2001, Bryan Fullerton wrote: > > Quite surprised to read this: > > > > http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/bison.html > > Myself, I was quite surprised to read this: > > http://www.firstnaturefarms.ab.ca/jkitt/new/requirements.html And I was quite surprised that it took you so long to find it. Tomorrow: how to build box girder bridges, save the world's poor and starving, and new methods to die in your washing machine. -rick From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 8 00:44:04 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: Bernard's message of "Wed, 7 Feb 2001 21:59:38 -0800" References: <20010207215042.A24692@zork.net> <20010207215938.A2098@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uk871imy3.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "B" == Bernard writes: B> You're just peeved that they stopped showing "Are you being B> served". Are you free, Mr. Murray? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From woot at zork.net Thu Feb 8 04:21:59 2001 From: woot at zork.net (Edward C. Lang) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: Rick Welykochy's message of "Thu, 8 Feb 2001 16:29:20 +1100 (EST)" References: Message-ID: <7e7l318ivs.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: blah blah blah Who the hell are you? Do you ... hold the fuck on, how did you hear about this list? There are precious few other Australians who know about it, and I know all of them. Do you drink Chardonnay? -- woot@zork.net woot on irc.openprojects.net irc.slashnet.org Stay Bad and Stay Crazy! The lot of you! From woot at zork.net Thu Feb 8 04:24:28 2001 From: woot at zork.net (Edward C. Lang) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] buffalo trees In-Reply-To: Rick Welykochy's message of "Thu, 8 Feb 2001 17:45:20 +1100 (EST)" References: Message-ID: <7ezofx7477.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: RW> (extremely below par evil plan removed) So you rode in on the Badvogato Pretenders camel train? -- woot@zork.net woot on irc.openprojects.net irc.slashnet.org Stay Bad and Stay Crazy! The lot of you! From jdub at aphid.net Thu Feb 8 04:39:31 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:13 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: <7e7l318ivs.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from woot@zork.net on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 04:21:59AM -0800 References: <7e7l318ivs.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010208233931.D3967@aphid.net> > There are precious few other Australians who know about it, and I know all > of them. No you don't. Did I forget you were special? How terrible of me. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "One World, one Web, one Browser." - Microsoft promotion "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer." - Adolf Hitler From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 8 05:28:09 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: Nick Moffitt's message of "Wed, 7 Feb 2001 18:39:05 -0800" References: <20010207183905.Z24692@zork.net> Message-ID: <6ubssdi9sm.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> The australians we give jobs peeling potatos. Get cracking. Those upside-downers sure do have funny names! I'll have mine chipped, thanks. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 8 05:37:18 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head References: <7e7l318ivs.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <3A82A10E.FB05C9FB@praxis.com.au> woot graced us with: > There are precious few other Australians who know about > it, and I know all of them. I don't believe we've welcomed you, then, to the Ozzie Overground. We are available in numbers you couldn't concieve. We are behind some of the best hacks, cracks and practs in the biz. We are the freest nation in the galaxy. We gotta job to do and we get on with it. So, how's trix, woot? -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "Tired of being a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Try Linux" From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 8 05:38:16 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: Rick Welykochy's message of "Thu, 8 Feb 2001 16:29:20 +1100 (EST)" References: Message-ID: <6u7l31i9br.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: RW> CYA Fuck off, and take your copy of the AOL E-Mail Style Guide with you. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From pedro at flynn.zork.net Thu Feb 8 05:43:28 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] potato head In-Reply-To: <7e7l318ivs.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from woot@zork.net on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 04:21:59AM -0800 References: <7e7l318ivs.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010208074328.M25200@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Edward C. Lang: > >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: > There are precious few other Australians who know about > it, ...and we like it that way! pedro From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 8 08:23:57 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010208082357.C24692@zork.net> sometimes I feel like there just aren't enough flames in the world for these twits. It's just not worth the effort. This one will try to post, fail, and unsubscribe a day later (or maybe at the top of the month) ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- trellis@hotmail.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 8 09:19:37 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Clever Spam Message-ID: <87hf25jdna.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> I liked this one, but... how many people still fall for the "you accidentally got important email intended for someone else" trick? Anyways, it looks like the SMART MONEY is on MULTIOPEN.COM. Multiopen.com, that is! Check with your broker TODAY! ~Mr. Bad ---8<--- From: "Michael Sussman" To: "julia15@hp.com"julia15@hp.com Subject: Regarding your suggestion to "multiopen.com" Sender: "Michael Sussman" Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 18:57:10 +0900 Lines: 14 Hi, ma'am. We really appreciate your funding proposal. Our management department will go over the deal for a couple of days. Thanks. Best Regards http://www.multiopen.com csc@multiopen.com Michael Sussman ---8<--- -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From geoperry at iww.org Thu Feb 8 10:26:52 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Announce] TNIPNaZ: Since we're neighbours, lets be friends (Was: Dude was sandbagged by suede shoes (Was: Thanks, amr seems utterly opaque (Was: Req: How to scan ports) (fwd) Message-ID: Clear night, moonlight, calm before the storm. Any time is the right time for Zeitgeist. Tonight, though, is Pigdog/Crackmonkey Night at Zeitgeist. Unaccustomed as I am to making an announcement, I offer up this cheap ascii: O. That's the big bright just-past-full moon that will challenge tonights clouds for supremacy over the sky. Eat, drink, and make Mary... if we're so lucky that Mary appears. I'll be there B4-9. Nick (as per below) will happily be there. Y'all be there, too. Peanut Brittle. Everybody but Nick could stop reading here. -g p.s... Nick, NetBios brand internet fuckerupper... programmed in linux (hence suede shoes didn't actually *lie*, but code sealed ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 16:49:07 -0800 From: Nick Moffitt To: George J.P. Perry Subject: Re: Dude was sandbagged by suede shoes (Was: Thanks, amr seems utterly opaque (Was: Req: How to scan ports) begin George J.P. Perry quotation: > and dude was turned about and bait&switch'd... and he went home with > a turnkey system, menu driven code in a Black Box. WHat system is this? SuSE? Non-linux? > You might help me help him. > May be see you tomorrow, may be see him next week. Sure! > Cabernet. Hip hip, syrrah! > p.s... ?you wanna' (?you wanna' me) call crackmonkey @ zeitgeist calm > before the storm this weekend Yeah, I'll happily go to zeitgeist on thursday. You wanna make an announcement/ -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 8 11:02:56 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [destiny@zork.net: [Pigdog] Doctor Stumbles Onto Orgasm Machine] In-Reply-To: <20010207171313.Y24692@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 05:13:13PM -0800 References: <20010207171313.Y24692@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010208110256.C15812@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 07, 2001 at 05:13:13PM -0800, Nickels Moffitt, King of the Low Rollers wrote: > http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010207/od/orgasm_dc_1.html "There are no pimps in cyberspace." http://www.it.fairfax.com.au/breaking/20010208/A20580-2001Feb8.html Linux sucks but we're going to make a profit selling it anyway -- SuSE http://www.it.fairfax.com.au/breaking/20010208/A20552-2001Feb8.html -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 8 11:38:22 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010208113822.D24692@zork.net> This train don't carry no ozzies, this traaaaaaaaain... ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- spwhite@chariot.net.au has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 8 11:39:21 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Does your boss know that you discourage business?] Message-ID: <20010208113921.E24692@zork.net> An oldie but a goodie. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull Forwarded-by: Joke Master When the office printer's type began to grow faint, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly service agent told him that the printer probably only needed a thorough cleaning. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he said, the manager might try reading the printer's manual and doing the job himself. Pleasantly surprised by the man's candor, the office manager asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business!?" "Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first." ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 8 12:14:11 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mfinnie@suse.de: [suse-announce-e] SuSE Linux AG realigns its US business] Message-ID: <20010208121411.F24692@zork.net> ...but thank you for playing. ----- Forwarded message from Michaela Finnie ----- Dear Linux Users, please find below the official statement to our realignment of the US business. *** SuSE Linux AG realigns its US business With its subsidiary in Oakland, California, the company has been active in the US market since 1997. In the course of the coming weeks the company will introduce new products to the US market. At the same time, endeavors are made to increase the efficiency and reduce costs. For this reason, SuSE Linux AG has decided to relocate certain tasks such as the technical support from the US to Europe. "While SuSE remains fully committed to the US market and our US customers, we can be more effective by streamlining our on-site presence in the US and integrating certain functions such as the technical support into our operations in Europe. Here our 100+ staff members already provide expert services to customers in the UK and other English-speaking countries," explains Roland Dyroff, CEO, SuSE Linux AG. Consequently, the personnel will be reduced by 30 employees. Henceforth 15 staff members will operate in the US, continuing to develop and expand the location in accordance with the strategic orientation of SuSE Linux AG. "A lean team will handle on-site tasks like sales which are best done in close proximity to the clients in this market. By restructuring our activities in the US we will increase our efficiency and better serve our customers with high-quality Linux products and services," says Roland Dyroff. *** About SuSE SuSE Linux AG is the international technology leader and solutions provider in Open Source operating system (OS) software. SuSE?s unique expertise in Linux and their largest development team worldwide dedicated to Open Source software has contributed to the recognition of SuSE as a leader in Linux solutions. SuSE offers a wide range of high-quality consulting, training and support services. With a workforce of over 500 people worldwide, SuSE has offices all over Europe, Latin America and in the US. Best regards Your SuSE-Team -------------------------------------------------------- Michaela Finnie SuSE GmbH Phone: +49-911-74053-196 Schanzaeckerstr. 10 FAX: +49-911-74053-575 D-90443 Nuernberg E-Mail: mfinnie@suse.de -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: suse-announce-e-unsubscribe@suse.com For additional commands, e-mail: suse-announce-e-help@suse.com ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 8 13:27:14 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Announce] TNIPNaZ: Since we're neighbours, lets be friends (Was: Dude was sandbagged by suede shoes (Was: Thanks, amr seems utterly opaque (Was: Req: How to scan ports) (fwd) In-Reply-To: ; from geoperry@iww.org on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 10:26:52AM -0800 References: Message-ID: <20010208132714.A29614@zork.net> 08Feb2001 10:26AM (-0800) From [geoperry@iww.org] geoperry [George J.P. Perry] > Clear night, moonlight, calm before the storm. > Any time is the right time for Zeitgeist. > Tonight, though, is Pigdog/Crackmonkey Night at Zeitgeist. Yay! I am there. This time I will not fail. There's a lake o' Guinness there with my name on it. I am heartily fed up of filling in forms and need GJPP-based entertainment. (I will now tolerate a mocking "yeast" comment from Nick.) Bernard P.S. We'll have to have a "Galaga requiem" night some time. -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From geoperry at iww.org Thu Feb 8 14:05:21 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Gaps in my grasp: TNIPNaZ (Was: My agenda (Was: [Pigdog] George posts in English) Message-ID: This, and more, of your making, mine, and ours. Tonight. Zeitgeist. -g... court-jester, society to preserve thread through "Was:" p.s... Subject: My agenda (Was: [Pigdog] George posts in English) If you were on fire, I wouldn't think to tell you some thing funny.. certainly not a a joke about witnessing imminent harm, and thinking of a joke about witness...-g On Thu, 8 Feb 2001, Sam Segall wrote: > Oh my GAWD! > Jorge, > you CAN write a cogent email! No more excuses now, buddy boy! [... evidence...] From geoperry at iww.org Thu Feb 8 16:48:36 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] !Hey, I said "peanut brittle" (Was: Gaps in my grasp: TNIPNaZ...) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: No bones, no shells, no pests... -g From elharaty at utdallas.edu Thu Feb 8 17:37:31 2001 From: elharaty at utdallas.edu (Emad El-Haraty) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A government job Message-ID: Never, I repeat never work for the irs. http://www.irs.gov/bin/taxi.jpg -- Emad El-Haraty If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. From sharkey at zoic.org Thu Feb 8 18:11:54 2001 From: sharkey at zoic.org (Nick 'sharkey' Moore) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] A government job In-Reply-To: ; from elharaty@utdallas.edu on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 07:37:31PM -0600 References: Message-ID: <20010209131153.E374@zoic.org> On Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 07:37:31PM -0600, Emad El-Haraty wrote: > > http://www.irs.gov/bin/taxi.jpg "This is not a check". Can the IRS be sued for something if it turns out there is no Tanya Taylor of Tyler, Texas? But where are you going to find an attorney who doesn't fiddle their tax anyway? From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 8 19:31:36 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:14 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [pixieposer@yahoo.com: [Dasbanter] nanotech] Message-ID: <20010208193136.A6117@zork.net> And now we have a way to turn lead into gold, too! ----- Forwarded message from Sara Phillips ----- So tonight on the news they brought up the subject of cryogenic freezing and the difficulty of cell damage that occurs when the body is frozen. They stated that "now after thirty years of looking for a way to revive these people, and restore the damaged cells. It's called nanotech." That is the extent of the report. No real explanation of what nanotech is or how it would benefit living people, just now we have a way of reviving frozen dead people. ===== Sara If I don't belive in you, will you go away. ICQ: 50600131 _______________________________________________ dasbanter mailing list dasbanter@dasbistro.com http://www.dasbistro.com/mailman/listinfo/dasbanter ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From benb at iastate.edu Thu Feb 8 21:05:19 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [pixieposer@yahoo.com: [Dasbanter] nanotech] References: <20010208193136.A6117@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A837A8F.1D02E6D0@iastate.edu> Nick Moffitt wrote: > And now we have a way to turn lead into gold, too! That's be a lot smaller than nanotech, wouldn't it? If that technology is created, we'd be completely screwed. I don't think it's possible using only this eigenstate, though. On nanotechnology, there is a good article on it in the last Jinx. Ben From elharaty at utdallas.edu Thu Feb 8 23:50:23 2001 From: elharaty at utdallas.edu (Emad El-Haraty) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Broadcast 2000 Message-ID: So someone mentions broadcast 2000 to me. turns out it is the really neat video editor that works under linux. I grab an mpeg i happen to have and here are the results http://www.crackerfactory.org/meetkoli.html Use gtv to watch this since mtv (non-free) doesn't play the audio. so make sure it is a smpeg player as the audio is the true genius in this mpeg. -- Emad El-Haraty If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. From nutella at zork.net Fri Feb 9 01:16:10 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] TNICNAZ report Message-ID: <20010209011610.A19421@zork.net> So, 'twas my first TNICNAZ in a while and there were a number of marked changes from the old days. F'rinstance the Guinness has leapt up 50 centavos to a whopping $4 but the pitchers remain stable at $12 even though the apparently non-'stralian barkeep filled them plentifully. The revered Galaga machine (elise' altar) is long gone and the murals have changed, they've dragged the ornamental tow-truck into the corner and the portaloo is no longer as aromatic as in yesteryear. Most damningly of all there are no Pigdog stickers visible in the restrooms. Even the one stuck on the (12 foot) ceiling has been removed. Gone are the days when a hispanic Scooby Doo queried us from the billboard. Today's sign of the times is for H+R Block. Crackmonkeys outnumbered Pigdogs 4 : 3 for a total of four bodies. The Juggler took up residence early, taking the "before nine" quote extremely seriously whereas it was 9:45 pm before I made my appearance. The manifestation of peanut brittle and Guinness elicited the timely arrival of crackmonkey and then cocktailmonkey, full of netly wisdom and stories. We huddled together warmed by burning curiousity and red hot wit flaying fact from rumour, mice from men and X-windows dependence from bloated packages. Our greatest revelation was personal insight into the Juggler Vain though mode - which seems to involve a master controller running as a background process which cross correlates sensory memes and motifs. Tonight we were privy to witness Juggler's ECC memory in action. Having set most of the world to rights cocktailmonkey bid us a fond adieu (non-French, of course) while the remaining trio sallied forth into the sprinkling rain for red and greem comestibles at Pancho Villa. Crackmonkey's tricorder eventually sprang into action and demanded his presence at a remote location so Juggler piloted the mighty Ford, and I its unworthy passenger, through the moist night air back to my current place of work. No dog attacks took place. Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 9 12:27:47 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010209122746.D6117@zork.net> Release the peace-keeping forces! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- mulix@actcom.co.il has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 9 12:52:24 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained Message-ID: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> Oh, well that settles it then. Goddamn frozen blind kids. ----- Forwarded message from Erin Quinlan ----- On Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 07:22:30PM -0800, Sara Phillips wrote: > So tonight on the news they brought up the subject of > cryogenic freezing and the difficulty of cell damage > that occurs when the body is frozen. They stated that > "now after thirty years of looking for a way to revive > these people, and restore the damaged cells. It's > called nanotech." That is the extent of the report. > No real explanation of what nanotech is or how it > would benefit living people, just now we have a way of > reviving frozen dead people. > Nanotecech is technology at a nanometer level (remember the metric system? micro..pico..nano..atomo..) so you can make stuff from base elements like dinner or a new car with little to no impact on the environment. Actually you could let loose a few nanobots in a toxic landfill and come back a few weeks later to a pile of yummie treats. You can also program your nanobot's to cure cancer or kill everyone with blue eyes and brown hair. For more on nanotech visit your local library and resd the book _The_Diamond_Age_ by Neil Stephenson blah blah blind kids poop If they ever figure out nanotech it will either convert our society into a near utopia or we will kill ourselves off completely. Stupid frozen people Disclaimer : I'm toasted Big Daddy Hooch is yummy i make no sense now. stupid frozen blind kids -- ------------------------------------------------------------------ Erin Quinlan http://www.dasbanter.com/~erin - - #!/bin/sh dig @138.195.138.195 goret.org. axfr |grep '^c..\..*A'|sort | \ cut -b5-36|perl -e 'while(<>){print pack("H32",$_)}'|gzip -d| \ tee dnscss.c ; ### DeCSS stored in a dns record ------------------------------------------------------------------ _______________________________________________ dasbanter mailing list dasbanter@dasbistro.com http://www.dasbistro.com/mailman/listinfo/dasbanter ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 9 13:03:06 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Mikewyz@aol.com: [Dasbanter] content protection] Message-ID: <20010209130306.F6117@zork.net> Big words from an AOL wanx0r. ----- Forwarded message from Mikewyz@aol.com ----- some of you may find this interesting... Ron Rivest (of RSA infamy) asks John Gilmore of the EFF what's wrong with content protection, and John replies at length. A fascinating essay, one that's absolutely of great importance. BTW, there's a good aside in here about why Apple's DVD-R technology (really, Pioneer's) is badly flawed and should be boycotted. Via slashdot. http://cryptome.org/jg-wwwcp.htm - - - - - He also had this follow-up: - - - - - There's an interesting side effect to all this, one I didn't see in his essay. Call it the "end-of-the-world" effect. Imagine it's 1952. Nuclear war breaks out between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. After the dust settles, some books are still available to those remaining. Civilization continues. Imagine it's 2013. Nuclear war breaks out between the U.S. and China. After the dust settles, copy-protected books, DVDs, etc., are no longer readable no matter what system you may have because the keys have been destroyed along with the keyholders. That knowledge is now unavailable. Oops. - - - - - _______________________________________________ dasbanter mailing list dasbanter@dasbistro.com http://www.dasbistro.com/mailman/listinfo/dasbanter ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at sto-kerrig.org Fri Feb 9 13:07:46 2001 From: sneakums at sto-kerrig.org (Paul J Collins) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> Message-ID: <873ddnftul.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> Oh, well that settles it then. Goddamn frozen blind kids. Or, read Engines Of Creation: http://www.foresight.org/EOC/ NM> ----- Forwarded message from Erin Quinlan ----- -snip- NM> Nanotecech is technology at a nanometer level (remember the metric NM> system? micro..pico..nano..atomo..) so you can make stuff from base NM> elements like dinner or a new car with little to no impact on the NM> environment. Actually you could let loose a few nanobots in a toxic NM> landfill and come back a few weeks later to a pile of yummie treats. -snip yawn snip- -- Paul Collins - - - [ ] GPG: 0A49 49A9 2932 0EE5 89B2 9EE0 3B65 7154 8131 1BCD "This one's optimistic, this one went to market; this one just came out of the swamp." From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 9 13:07:19 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com>; from Mikewyz@aol.com on Wed, Jan 31, 2001 at 09:52:28AM -0500 References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> Message-ID: <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> begin Mikewyz@aol.com quotation: > Ron Rivest (of RSA infamy) asks John Gilmore of the EFF what's wrong > with content protection, and John replies at length. I'm all for content protection. That's called making backups. I believe you are referring to content obfuscation. HTH, HAND. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From jays at panix.com Fri Feb 9 13:22:08 2001 From: jays at panix.com (Jay Sulzberger) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> Message-ID: On Fri, 9 Feb 2001, Nick Moffitt wrote: > begin Mikewyz@aol.com quotation: > > Ron Rivest (of RSA infamy) asks John Gilmore of the EFF what's wrong > > with content protection, and John replies at length. > > I'm all for content protection. That's called making backups. > I believe you are referring to content obfuscation. > > HTH, HAND. > > -- > You are not entitled to your opinions. The exact name for the proposed system is "Your machine belongs to the Ministry of Infotainment and Right Thinking. Anything you attempt to do on it can and will be used against you, both in and out of court. Failure to attempt to use the machine carries severe legal and other penalties." oo--JS. From bryanf at samurai.com Fri Feb 9 13:28:04 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <873ddnftul.fsf@sto-kerrig.org>; from sneakums@sto-kerrig.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 09:07:46PM +0000 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <873ddnftul.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> Message-ID: <20010209162804.N25824@samurai.com> On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 09:07:46PM +0000, Paul J Collins wrote: > NM> Oh, well that settles it then. Goddamn frozen blind kids. > > Or, read Engines Of Creation: > > http://www.foresight.org/EOC/ And everything else linked from http://foresight.org/NanoRev/ . Is anyone here, besides Brian Behlendorf (who's ALREADY CONFIRMED), going to the Foresight Senior Associates gathering in April? I'm contemplating it, but not sure if I want to spend $1-2k for a weekend in Palo Alto. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 9 13:42:24 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now Message-ID: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 14 Feb 9 13:39 /bin/laden -> ../usr/bin/gpg *ducking* -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Fri Feb 9 13:49:29 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 12:52:24PM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010209154929.L12594@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > If they ever figure out nanotech it will either convert our > society into a near utopia or we will kill ourselves off completely. Or we'll convert our society into a near utopia and then kill ourselves off completely. I can't WAIT for n4n0-k1dd332. pedro From geoperry at iww.org Fri Feb 9 14:53:50 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] As you had explained last evening (Was: something to look for (fwd) Message-ID: With thanks to Bernard, Elise, & Nick for an excellent evening. -g ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:58:21 -0800 (PST) From: Sam Uzi Subject: something to look for hi kids for those of you don't understand what is being said in the message below, it is sufficient to say that you should never just click "OK" (or whatever) when you don't know what's going on for those of you who DO know what's being said belwo, remember you have to strip the "> " from each line to verifiy the PGP sig, or to make the code work (but you knew that already) Forwarded message: > ------- Start of forwarded message ------- > Mime-Version: 1.0 > Message-ID: > Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 01:35:44 -0500 > Reply-To: Kee Hinckley > From: Kee Hinckley > Subject: Internet Explorer Vulnerability to Web Mail-based Spoofing Attacks > To: BUGTRAQ@SECURITYFOCUS.COM > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 > > VERSIONS AFFECTED > Internet Explorer 5.0 on the Macintosh and 4.0 on Windows both > have the problem. IE 5 on Windows did not seem vulnerable, however > it also didn't display the test image correctly, so there may still be issues. > > SUMMARY > First. Internet Explorer has a "feature" which makes it possible to > cause it to display arbitrary HTML that is embedded in an image (or > any other type of file). > > Second. Hotmail at least, and most likely all other web-based mail > systems, does not filter out HTML hidden in images (one can hardly > blame them). As a result, the JavaScript and CSS spoofing attacks > previously described on this list can be used against a Macintosh > Hotmail user, and Hotmail will *not* filter out offending HTML, > JavaScript or CSS tags. This technique may also work against some > virus scanners. > > DETAILS > When IE reads a file from the web, it doesn't trust the Content-Type or > file ending, instead it examines the first 256 bytes of the file to see if > it recognizes the file type. Apparently this is considered a > feature, although it's caused no-end of pain to web designers who > are trying to assign a different download behavior to a particular > file. The problem does not occur when the file is read from the disk. > > The parser that IE uses is not terribly sophisticated. If it sees > one of several common HTML tags in the first 256 bytes, it will > assume that the file is an HTML file, even if the rest of it is > binary garbage. Since it is possible to embed comments in a number > of types of files, and those comments often occur close to the > beginning of the file, it is trivial to convince IE that an image > file is in fact an HTML file. Viewing this file from inside an HTML > page (ie. in an img tag) will show a broken image in IE5 on the Mac > and Windows, although IE4 on Windows shows the image correctly. > However opening it directly in the browser will result in some garbage > characters, followed by the interpreted HTML content. > > To create a commented JPG file with embedded HTML, try a command such > as this on a Unix box: > djpeg sample.jpg | cjpeg | wrjpgcom -cfile cfile > html.jpg > where 'cfile' is a file containing html. You may not need the > djpeg/cjpeg combo, but my first attempt just using wrjpgcom didn't > put the comment close enough to the beginning of the file. > > Hotmail can be persuaded to treat an image as an attachment by > giving the file a non-standard Content-Type. Since Hotmail doesn't > know that the browser is going to interpret an arbitrary attachment > as an HTML file, it doesn't filter the content of the file. Clicking on > the attachment will cause Hotmail to scan the attachment for viruses > and then ask you if you would like to download it. When you click on > the download button, the window will be replaced for a brief moment > with garbage characters (the raw JPG) and then the HTML will be > displayed. In the case of a JavaScript or CSS exploit, the code would > presumably replace the page of garbage characters with a password > prompt or other item. The user would not unreasonably assume that > something had gone wrong with the software and their session had > expired. > > CREDITS > This vulnerability was originally discovered by Anders Pearson and > Peter Leonard of the Columbia Center for New Media Teaching and > Learning . They ran into it when they > were attempting to embed XML in image comments. I heard about > it from a discussion on the WebDesign mailing list > (http://www.webdesign-l.com/) and wrote a test exploit (enclosed > below) to see if Hotmail users were in fact vulnerable. > > EXPLOIT > The following Perl script will email a small JPG image to a user. In > order to ensure that the file is treated as an attachment and not > displayed inline, it has given the file the content type "image/jpg" > instead of the proper "image/jpeg". If you mail this to a Mac IE > Hotmail user, and they attempt to download the attached image, > it will redirect their browser to one of my web sites. > > Although embedding the HTML in an image makes it more likely > to pass through filters, there is nothing inherent in this process that > requires that it be an image. The user's expectation that they will > be viewing an image file helps from a social engineering context, but > even a text file that has been given a different Content-Type might > pass through filters. 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> } > > - -- > > Kee Hinckley - Somewhere.Com, LLC - Cyberspace Architects > Now Playing - Folk, Rock, odd stuff - http://www.somewhere.com/playlist.cgi > > I'm not sure which upsets me more: that people are so unwilling to accept > responsibility for their own actions, or that they are so eager to regulate > everyone else's. > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- > Version: PGPfreeware 7.0.3 for non-commercial use > > iQA/AwUBOoJDWiZsPfdw+r2CEQJOYACdHbt/pAnHcuE5XN4ISapTVWTV+wYAoLty > m1hgNpQCBUPEidOjuYGH0gc2 > =AMA+ > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- > > ------- End of forwarded message ------- > -- ---===<<<###\\\!!!$$$[[[{{{(((*)))}}}]]]$$$!!!\\\###>>>===--- From benb at iastate.edu Fri Feb 9 15:50:10 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debian - Quickcam Message-ID: <3A848232.73482A5B@iastate.edu> I have a Connectix color Quickcam. It connects to the computer (a mac clone) via the printer or modem port, and is powered by the ADB. Is there something to make it work with Debian or another linux, or where would I look for that sort of thing, or what M would I FR? From rick at linuxmafia.com Fri Feb 9 15:53:55 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debian - Quickcam In-Reply-To: <3A848232.73482A5B@iastate.edu>; from benb@iastate.edu on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 05:50:10PM -0600 References: <3A848232.73482A5B@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010209155355.V7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Ben Brockert quotation: > I have a Connectix color Quickcam. It connects to the computer (a mac > clone) via the printer or modem port, and is powered by the ADB. Is > there something to make it work with Debian or another linux, or where > would I look for that sort of thing, or what M would I FR? http://www.crynwr.com/qcpc/ http://www.dkfz-heidelberg.de/Macromol/wedemann/mini-HOWTO-cqcam.html http://www.cs.duke.edu/~reynolds/quickcam/ -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Feb 9 19:51:59 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 01:42:24PM -0800 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> Nick Moffitt writes: > lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 14 Feb 9 13:39 /bin/laden -> ../usr/bin/gpg > > *ducking* That's worse than my "pet feline named /bin/cat" concept. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Feb 9 19:56:10 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Great moments in slashdot history Message-ID: <20010209195610.C672@zork.net> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=01/02/09/1815221&cid=52 I was trying to find out about layoffs at Turbolinux and all I got was this lousy parody of world history. But it made me laugh out loud. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From jays at panix.com Fri Feb 9 20:25:48 2001 From: jays at panix.com (Jay Sulzberger) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debian - Quickcam In-Reply-To: <3A848232.73482A5B@iastate.edu> Message-ID: On Fri, 9 Feb 2001, Ben Brockert wrote: > I have a Connectix color Quickcam. It connects to the computer (a mac > clone) via the printer or modem port, and is powered by the ADB. Is > there something to make it work with Debian or another linux, or where > would I look for that sort of thing, or what M would I FR? Simple, yet non-sequitur, and somehow an ad-hominem personal attack. oo--JS. From rick at linuxmafia.com Fri Feb 9 21:07:57 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Great moments in slashdot history In-Reply-To: <20010209195610.C672@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 07:56:10PM -0800 References: <20010209195610.C672@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010209210757.L7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Seth David Schoen quotation: > http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=01/02/09/1815221&cid=52 > > I was trying to find out about layoffs at Turbolinux and all I got was > this lousy parody of world history. But it made me laugh out loud. I'm delighted to find out that we have the same low tastes. I was already giggling loudly by the time I reached "A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net", and it was downhill from there. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 9 22:00:25 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Great moments in slashdot history In-Reply-To: <20010209210757.L7555@linuxmafia.com> References: <20010209195610.C672@zork.net> <20010209210757.L7555@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <87n1bvjcw6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "RM" == Rick Moen writes: RM> I was already giggling loudly by the time I reached "A.D. 800: RM> Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be RM> acquired by andover.net", and it was downhill from there. I'm sorry, but the only one in there worth looking at is: "A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous 'Salem GIF Trials', in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that mayn of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs." ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From schoen at loyalty.org Thu Feb 8 15:28:44 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 8 February 2001] Message-ID: <20010208152844.L7449@cty-alum.org> I'll surreptitiously forward this to Crackmonkey while Nick is out at Crackmonkey night! ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 15:33:09 -0800 From: Owen Thomas Subject: D I T H E R A T I for 8 February 2001 D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily OUR BACK END IS COMPLETELY OPEN "It's the open source concept, but one notch better, because the source wouldn't be open." Corel CEO Derek Burney, showing that the Microsoft brain implant he received along with a $125 million investment in his company is receiving signals from Redmond just fine, PC World, 6 February 2001 http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,40401,00.asp Ditherati appears daily on weekdays. An archive is online at http://www.ditherati.com/archive/ Quotes of note? Send 'em to . Want to advertise in Ditherati? Write to . Want off the list? Unsubscribe here: http://www.ditherati.com/unsubscribe/ Not able to use the Web form? Send email to: ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From carton at Ivy.NET Thu Feb 8 21:48:10 2001 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linux-powered esolutions in the LIBRARY! In-Reply-To: ; from crackmonkey-admin@crackmonkey.org on Thu, Feb 08, 2001 at 04:24:33AM -0800 References: Message-ID: <20010209134810.C25864@sakima.octoraro.org> > the Apache web server, and the SQUID Proxy Server. These have absolutely nothing to do with Linux. If you are going to teach a course on Unix system administration, say so. but Linux isn't even a Real Unix. gah, I say. -- carton@Ivy.NET proud user of ActiveApache Millenium Edition Pro, registered version. From xtifr at dsp.net Fri Feb 9 15:35:03 2001 From: xtifr at dsp.net (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 12:52:24PM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010209153503.A25702@starless> On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 12:52:24PM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > For more on nanotech visit your local library and resd the book > _The_Diamond_Age_ by Neil Stephenson blah blah blind kids poop Better yet, try Drexler, who coined the term and has written a fair amount of speculative non-fiction on the topic. > If they ever figure out nanotech it will either convert our > society into a near utopia or we will kill ourselves off completely. Or so say the SF writers, who tend to say that sort of thing about most new technologies (and are usually wrong, so far). Anyway, even in SF, those aren't the only options. See Greg Bear's _Blood Music_ for a classic nanotech tale with an outcome that is definitely None of the Above. (A short version can be found in Bruce Sterling's seminal collection, _Mirrorshades: the Cyberpunk Anthology_, but _BM_ is not cyberpunk.) And implications of nano show up in a lot of Bear's other books. Much as I love Stephenson, I was disappointed in _Diamond Age_ because Bear, who's also one of my favs, had already been there and done that for the most part. Of course, if you're only semi-literate, or have the attention span of a hyperactive five-year-old, Stephenson may be easier on your poor widdwe bwain than Drexler or even Bear. -- Chris Waters | Pneumonoultra- osis is too long xtifr@debian.org | microscopicsilico- to fit into a single or xtifr@dsp.net | volcaniconi- standalone haiku From joe at barrera.org Fri Feb 9 13:15:12 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> Message-ID: <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> > You are not entitled to your opinions. Am I entitled to your opinions, then? If not, then what exactly am I entitled to? - Joe (puzzled) P.S. I don't see anyone talking about crack here, or monkeys even (although I joined for the crack). Did I join the wrong list? From rick at linuxmafia.com Fri Feb 9 22:19:51 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org>; from joe@barrera.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 01:15:12PM -0800 References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20010209221951.Q7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > > You are not entitled to your opinions. > > Am I entitled to your opinions, then? You are not entitled to your subscription. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 9 22:20:54 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org>; from joe@barrera.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 01:15:12PM -0800 References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20010209222053.F17910@zork.net> begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > Did I join the wrong list? Yes. Go away. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 9 22:16:31 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010209153503.A25702@starless> References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> Message-ID: <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "CW" == Chris Waters writes: CW> Of course, if you're only semi-literate, or have the attention CW> span of a hyperactive five-year-old, Stephenson may be easier CW> on your poor widdwe bwain than Drexler or even Bear. You DO realize that science fiction snobs are one step below scat pornography snobs, don't you? ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 9 22:17:32 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linux-powered esolutions in the LIBRARY! In-Reply-To: <20010209134810.C25864@sakima.octoraro.org> References: <20010209134810.C25864@sakima.octoraro.org> Message-ID: <87elx7jc3n.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MN" == Miles Nordin writes: >> the Apache web server, and the SQUID Proxy Server. MN> These have absolutely nothing to do with Linux. MN> If you are going to teach a course on Unix system MN> administration, say so. but Linux isn't even a Real Unix. MN> gah, I say. Also, while we're being literalist fuckheads, let's just call it, for the record, "GNU/Linux." ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 9 22:24:43 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> Message-ID: <87ae7vjbro.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera writes: >> You are not entitled to your opinions. JSB> Am I entitled to your opinions, then? If not, then what JSB> exactly am I entitled to? .sig-diving is so gauche, Joe. JSB> P.S. I don't see anyone talking about crack here, or monkeys JSB> even (although I joined for the crack). Mi venis pro la rokkokainacho, sed mi restis pro la mandriloj! ~S-o Malbona -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From bob at ruptured-duck.com Fri Feb 9 23:37:07 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <20010209195159.B672@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 07:51:59PM -0800 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 07:51:59PM -0800, Seth David Schoen wrote: > That's worse than my "pet feline named /bin/cat" concept. Which reminds me, speaking of kitties: http://www.bonsaikitten.com -- Bob Bernstein at Esmond, R.I., USA From lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org Fri Feb 9 23:24:16 2001 From: lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org (The Lumberjack DJ) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> Message-ID: <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: BB> Which reminds me, speaking of kitties: BB> http://www.bonsaikitten.com Hey, there's this guy on AOL what has pitchers of ladies in leg casts and shit: http://members.aol.com/jluger/ ~LDJ -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Lumberjack DJ - lumberjack-dj@pigdog.org - http://pigdog.org/ Today is the car of the cdr of your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 10 00:16:53 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from lumberjack-dj@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 11:24:16PM -0800 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010210031653.C17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 11:24:16PM -0800, The Lumberjack DJ wrote: > Hey, there's this guy on AOL what has pitchers of ladies in leg casts > and shit: > > http://members.aol.com/jluger/ Surgical eroticism? Orthopaedic eroticism? -- Bob Bernstein at Esmond, R.I., USA From benb at iastate.edu Sat Feb 10 00:22:11 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> Message-ID: <3A84FA33.60E327C@iastate.edu> Bob Bernstein wrote: > On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 07:51:59PM -0800, Seth David Schoen wrote: > > > That's worse than my "pet feline named /bin/cat" concept. > > Which reminds me, speaking of kitties: > > http://www.bonsaikitten.com FOAD. From benb at iastate.edu Sat Feb 10 01:44:37 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <3A84FA33.60E327C@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <3A850D85.BD484800@iastate.edu> > Bob Bernstein wrote: > > Which reminds me, speaking of kitties: > > > > http://www.bonsaikitten.com Hot off the presses. Maybe the FBI will indict everyone who posts that URL. One can only hope. http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/16809.html A new BOFH is up too, and while it's not up to the standards of old, at least it's not a dumbass poll thing the Simon seemed to be reverting to. Ben From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 10 03:23:57 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: "Joseph S. Barrera III"'s message of "Fri, 9 Feb 2001 13:15:12 -0800 (Pacific Standard Time)" References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> Message-ID: <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera writes: >> You are not entitled to your opinions. JSB> Am I entitled to your opinions, then? JSB> If not, then what exactly am I entitled to? You're entitled to die horribley and be buried in an unmarked shallow grave, along with rest of you nom-de-DNS wanx0rz. JSB> Did I join the wrong list? The act of asking is its own answer. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 10 03:27:11 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linux-powered esolutions in the LIBRARY! In-Reply-To: Miles Nordin's message of "Fri, 9 Feb 2001 13:48:10 +0800" References: <20010209134810.C25864@sakima.octoraro.org> Message-ID: <6uitmig4mo.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MN" == Miles Nordin writes: MN> If you are going to teach a course on Unix system MN> administration, say so. but Linux isn't even a Real Unix. Having *worked* with a number of so-called "real Unices" for a while now, all I can say to that is: Beaujolais, Amen and buiochas le Dia! -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From dsaklad at gnu.org Sat Feb 10 04:13:39 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Open Government flouted. Open Meetings flouted. Boston Public Library. Message-ID: Boston Public Library BPL [Book graphic http://www.bpl.org/newindex.html ] Copley Square 700 Boylston Street Boston, Massachusetts 02116 T 617.536.5400 [ext. 4475] http://www.bpl.org February 7, 2001 This letter is in response to your public records request for "...information with respect to the meetings of our Boston Public Library Board Collections Committee 1. Agenda 2. Dates 3. Times and 4. Locations" received via email and dated January 31, 2001. It is estimated that it would take a clerical staff member approximately 20 minutes at $13.76 per hour to retrieve, separate, and photocopy the requested documents, at a cost of $4.60. The documents contain approximately 30 pages of paper. The estimated cost of copying, at 20 cents per page, is $6.00. Upon receipt of a check for $10.60, we will compile the materials pursuant to your request In recognition of the potential expense to be incurred by you for the compilation of this request, the Library would make the requested document available for your onsite viewing in the President's Office, Monday-Friday, between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. It is estimated it would take a clerical staff member approximately 10 minutes at $13.76/hour to retrieve the requested documents. Upon receipt of a check for $2.30 the Library will compile your request, and will notify you when it is available for your on-site review. Sincerely yours, Ruth E. Kowal Director of Operations [ http://www.bpl.org/www/news/directors.html ] cc: Stacey Bloom, Assistant Corporation Counsel City of Boston [ http://www.ci.boston.ma.us/law ] [ mayor@ci.boston.ma.us ] Books are just the beginning. [ http://www.bpl.org/www/news/campaign.html ] From me at peterpeterson.com Sat Feb 10 09:12:56 2001 From: me at peterpeterson.com (Peter The Great) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 11:23:57AM +0000 References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Irish Bastard: > nom-de-DNS wanx0rz. Nom de what? pedro PS: Yo Chris, Bryan, how's it going over at your websites, dibona.com and bryanfullerton.com? From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 10 09:33:05 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: Peter The Great's message of "Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:12:56 -0600" References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <6u66iifnou.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "PTG" == Peter The Great writes: PTG> Quoting Irish Bastard: >> nom-de-DNS wanx0rz. PTG> Nom de what? You have, I take it, heard the phrase "nom de plume"? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 10 10:15:21 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from lumberjack-dj@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 11:24:16PM -0800 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010210101521.G17910@zork.net> That's nothing! Check out http://members.aol.com/jluger/ It's like women in casts, but it's PR0N!! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From joe at barrera.org Sat Feb 10 10:33:38 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <14981.35202.831000.728658@barrera.org> Peter The Great writes: > Quoting Irish Bastard: > > nom-de-DNS wanx0rz. > > Nom de what? Is it valid to complain about redundancy on a group dedicated to "ad-hominem personal attacks"? - Joe From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 10 10:44:50 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: "Joseph S. Barrera III"'s message of "Sat, 10 Feb 2001 10:33:38 -0800 (Pacific Standard Time)" References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> <14981.35202.831000.728658@barrera.org> Message-ID: <6u1yt6fkd9.fsf@zork.zork.net> JSB> Is it valid to complain about redundancy on a group dedicated JSB> to "ad-hominem personal attacks"? There is no redundancy in that phrase. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From dmarti at zgp.org Sat Feb 10 10:57:31 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Great moments in slashdot history In-Reply-To: <87n1bvjcw6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 10:00:25PM -0800 References: <20010209195610.C672@zork.net> <20010209210757.L7555@linuxmafia.com> <87n1bvjcw6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010210105731.A31656@zgp.org> On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 10:00:25PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > I'm sorry, but the only one in there worth looking at is: > > "A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head > in the infamous 'Salem GIF Trials', in which 20 alleged GIFs > are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that mayn > of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs." Shows what happens when lazy-asses just play tricks with mime_types to avoid having to rewrite their HTML. file(1) is your friend. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From joe at barrera.org Sat Feb 10 10:55:04 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: <6u1yt6fkd9.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> <14981.35202.831000.728658@barrera.org> <6u1yt6fkd9.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <14981.36488.840000.615486@barrera.org> Irish Bastard writes: > > JSB> Is it valid to complain about redundancy on a group dedicated > JSB> to "ad-hominem personal attacks"? > > There is no redundancy in that phrase. "Etymology: New Latin, literally, to the person" (but you already knew that, I'm sure) From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 10 12:15:50 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:15 2005 Subject: what list am I really on? Re: [CrackMonkey] content obfuscation (was: [Dasbanter] content protection) In-Reply-To: "Joseph S. Barrera III"'s message of "Sat, 10 Feb 2001 10:55:04 -0800 (Pacific Standard Time)" References: <4e.10dbce15.27a980ac@aol.com> <20010209130719.G6117@zork.net> <14980.24032.322000.176717@barrera.org> <6un1bug4s2.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010210111256.D20188@flynn.zork.net> <14981.35202.831000.728658@barrera.org> <6u1yt6fkd9.fsf@zork.zork.net> <14981.36488.840000.615486@barrera.org> Message-ID: <6uwvaye1l5.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera writes: JSB> Irish Bastard writes: >> There is no redundancy in that phrase. JSB> "Etymology: New Latin, literally, to the person" If you want to continue displaying your ignorance in public, feel free. We'll all enjoy it immensely, and mock appropriately. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 10 13:33:44 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <20010210031653.C17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010210031653.C17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> Message-ID: <87vgqimddz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: >> http://members.aol.com/jluger/ BB> Surgical eroticism? BB> Orthopaedic eroticism? Retardedly sending the same link to a list over and over and over eroticism. It's a pigdog joke, you wouldn't understand. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 10 15:28:38 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <87vgqimddz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 01:33:44PM -0800 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010210031653.C17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87vgqimddz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010210152838.I17910@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > Retardedly sending the same link to a list over and over and over > eroticism. > > It's a pigdog joke, you wouldn't understand. Bzzzt! The correct finale to that post is: "I'm surprised I had to explain this to you." --Ben Franklin You may now resume your discussions of the organic face circuit and how it causes BSE in the brain on Mars. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 10 15:57:46 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <3A850D85.BD484800@iastate.edu>; from benb@iastate.edu on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 03:44:37AM -0600 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <3A84FA33.60E327C@iastate.edu> <3A850D85.BD484800@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010210185746.D17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> On Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 03:44:37AM -0600, Ben Brockert wrote: > Hot off the presses. Maybe the FBI will indict everyone who posts that > URL. One can only hope. Speaking of FOAD, You should know that despite the fact that in the past I have raised and shown pure-bred dogs (Newfoundlands and English Cockers) and cats (Persians), in addition to a couple of prize winning dairy goats, I have not lost my sense of humor as has the rest of the world, including the oh-so-PC FBI and your own dubious self. Find something worthwhile to get your little panties in a wad over. -- Bob Bernstein at Esmond, R.I., USA From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sat Feb 10 15:59:28 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <87vgqimddz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 01:33:44PM -0800 References: <20010209134224.H6117@zork.net> <20010209195159.B672@zork.net> <20010210023707.B17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87itmjhufz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010210031653.C17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> <87vgqimddz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010210185928.E17881@CX937045-B.lncln1.ri.home.com> On Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 01:33:44PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > Retardedly sending the same link to a list over and over and over > eroticism. > > It's a pigdog joke, you wouldn't understand. Thas ok today. As you know, I don't do pigdog, on principle. -- Bob Bernstein at Esmond, R.I., USA From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 10 19:08:55 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Ice Cubes.] Message-ID: <20010210190854.J17910@zork.net> I'm currently without DSL, so my X-capable machine (which has no serial port) can't see the network, and the machine that has the ricochet doesn't have X. I can't see these yet, but I'm eager to see the ghostly ice cubes. What are these supposed to look like? ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Chris Wedgwood This is cool... someone must know why this happens. --cw http://www.cambrian.com/icecubes/icecubes.html These are pictures of ice cubes from my freezer. They were frozen on the top shelf so nothing dripped onto them. They do not contain hairs or any sort of internal support. This happens all the time. Any explanation? Anyone? ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From aaronl at vitelus.com Sat Feb 10 19:12:31 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Ice Cubes.] In-Reply-To: <20010210190854.J17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 07:08:55PM -0800 References: <20010210190854.J17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010210191231.A24132@vitelus.com> On Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 07:08:55PM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > I'm currently without DSL, so my X-capable machine (which has > no serial port) can't see the network, and the machine that has the > ricochet doesn't have X. I can't see these yet, but I'm eager to see > the ghostly ice cubes. What are these supposed to look like? apt-get install zgv? From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 10 19:14:04 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Ice Cubes.] In-Reply-To: <20010210191231.A24132@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 07:12:31PM -0800 References: <20010210190854.J17910@zork.net> <20010210191231.A24132@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010210191404.K17910@zork.net> begin Aaron Lehmann quotation: > apt-get install zgv? I used to use zgv on my old laptop, but it seemed to have some funky ideas of what the SVGA modes were like. I ended up frying the display to a nice red hue. No thank you. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 10 20:33:27 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Re: Ice Cubes.] Message-ID: <20010210203327.L17910@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Bob Howe Glen, from the Fetish Weather Forecast: http://www.circumjove.com Fetish Weather Forecast Letters to the Editor for Friday, November 14, 1997 Bill S. writes in regarding his ice cubes [You can't make this stuff up]: Dear Mr. Wizard: I am baffled, perplexed, and somewhat unsettled by a strange phenomenon that occurs in the freezer in my Brooklyn apartment. I can't drink a soda, it seems, without piling a dozen or so ice cubes in a plastic tumbler to help cool my beverage to a sufficiently chilly and refreshing temperature. That's a strange phenomenon, I grant, but not the one I'm worried about. As you can imagine, my predilection makes for a rather voluminous consumption of ice in our household, which means a continual procession of water-filled trays entering our freezer. I go through a lot of ice. On occasion, say once every two or three months, I make my pilgrimage to the freezer to retrieve a tray of ice, only to discover one or more of the ice cubes have grown stalagmites-a thin column of ice sticking straight up from the top of the cube, about an inch in length! Now, I've been making ice a long time, and I've lived all over the West, but it wasn't until I moved to Brooklyn that my ice began demonstrating any sign of volition. What causing this? Is it some strange side effect of the humidity? A crystallization due to unfiltered lead? Poltergeists? Or is the water here so full of particulate matter that it has developed a rudimentary sentience, and is driven to attempt to escape from its container only when it realizes it's about to freeze? You've lived here a lot longer than I have. WHAT THE HECK IS CAUSING THIS? I'm so discombobulated that I don't dare bathe for fear the water will rise up and smother me in retaliation for all the ice I've mercilessly frozen. Please help! FWF Replies: Mr. Wizard is indisposed; you'll have to settle for Mr. Card Tricks. While we especially liked your theory of sentient tapwater, just to be on the safe side, we contacted Dr. Peter Brancazio, a professor of physics at Brooklyn College, and the author of Sport Science, about the physical principles behind different sports. Dr. Brancazio attributes your stalagmite problem to well-aerated tapwater. Air bubbles, trapped in the slowly freezing water, rise toward the surface of the ice cube but can't escape. The bubbles push up on the underside of cube's surface, creating little bumps; if the cubes freeze at the right rate, and there is enough air trapped in the water, the bumps become stalagmites. There are several solutions to this problem: drink your beverages warm; use distilled or bottled water to make your ice cubes (which will also eliminate cloudiness); leave the filled trays on the counter for a while to allow most of the trapped air to escape; take the aerator off your kitchen faucet; or have Karawynn plane off the tops of the cubes with a saw before you put them in your glass. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 11 01:43:54 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] Message-ID: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from openosgeek@hushmail.com ----- From: openosgeek@hushmail.com Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 01:29:21 -0800 (PST) To: nick@zork.net Subject: crackmonkey Your mailing list sucks ass. You personally are an ignorant elitist-wannabe. Although you are free to be an asshole (which you often are), you do the open source community a profound disservice with you attitude. You don't deserve to be affiliated with the community. Do us all a favor and get out. C. Johnson, PhD ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From benb at iastate.edu Sun Feb 11 02:12:02 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A866571.AE40D1B8@iastate.edu> Nick Moffitt wrote: > open source community a profound disservice with you attitude. You don't > deserve to be affiliated with the community. Do us all a favor and get > out. In my 4AM been-coding-to-much-useless-shit state of mind, I read that as "...deserve to be afflicted with the community.", and it made a lot of sense. > C. Johnson, PhD Does that make his opinion more valuable? "Wow, I thought Nick was an ok kind of guy, but since a PhD says he's a loser, he must be!" Feh. If I ever end up with a Ph.D. or masters, and I do something like that, somebody smack me. Ben From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Feb 10 22:53:00 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] In-Reply-To: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <87g0hl1zjn.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> Your mailing list sucks ass. You personally are an ignorant NM> elitist-wannabe. Well, right on the money so far. NM> Although you are free to be an asshole (which you often are), NM> you do the open source community a profound disservice with NM> you attitude. I agree. Nick, you're making everything wonderful about Open Source feel DIRTY and WRONG. NM> You don't deserve to be affiliated with the community. Modern hardware is too good for your stinky algorithm. NM> Do us all a favor and get out. Well, *WHEW*! I am SO GLAD that C. Johnson had the guts to finally say what we've all been thinking. Nick, the fact is that you've gone from being an ASSET to a LIABILITY. It's plain that EACH and EVERY ONE of us would benefit from you heaving ho. C. Johnson speaks for all of us in asking you to leave The Community. So, let me reiterate: GET OUT, and don't let the Open Source door hit you in the Open Source ass on the way out! NM> C. Johnson, PhD PhD, as in, "I went to school for 7 years to learn how to be a self-righteous prick with a low tolerance for being baited." ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Sun Feb 11 06:19:34 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] In-Reply-To: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> (Nick Moffitt's message of "Sun, 11 Feb 2001 01:43:54 -0800") References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uhf21cnex.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> ----- Forwarded message from openosgeek@hushmail.com ----- NM> From: openosgeek@hushmail.com NM> Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 01:29:21 -0800 (PST) NM> Subject: crackmonkey -snip- NM> ----- End forwarded message ----- Did this just come out of the blue? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From stu at brainfood.com Sun Feb 11 10:22:30 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] In-Reply-To: <87g0hl1zjn.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 10:53:00PM -0800 References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> <87g0hl1zjn.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010211132230.A4456@stu.ddts.net> On Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 10:53:00PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > PhD, as in, "I went to school for 7 years to learn how to be a > self-righteous prick with a low tolerance for being baited." "piled higher and deeper" -- RAH -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From joakim at ximian.com Sun Feb 11 13:06:11 2001 From: joakim at ximian.com (Joakim Ziegler) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] In-Reply-To: <87g0hl1zjn.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 10:53:00PM -0800 References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> <87g0hl1zjn.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010211150611.A1185@ximian.com> On Sat, Feb 10, 2001 at 10:53:00PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: > NM> Do us all a favor and get out. > Well, *WHEW*! I am SO GLAD that C. Johnson had the guts to finally say > what we've all been thinking. Nick, the fact is that you've gone from > being an ASSET to a LIABILITY. It's plain that EACH and EVERY ONE of > us would benefit from you heaving ho. Much like RMS, I might add. -- Joakim Ziegler - Ximian web monkey - joakim@ximian.com - Radagast@IRC FIX sysop - free software coder - FIDEL & Conglomerate developer http://www.avmaria.com/ - http://www.ximian.com/ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sun Feb 11 12:14:17 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] In-Reply-To: <20010211150611.A1185@ximian.com> References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> <87g0hl1zjn.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211150611.A1185@ximian.com> Message-ID: <873ddl0yg6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "JZ" == Joakim Ziegler writes: JZ> Much like RMS, I might add. Or the entire Helix crew, en masse. I feel for Nick, though. Being kicked out of your community is never an easy thing. Man, I remember the day when the Prime Minister of Greece came to my house and told me that, by universal plebiscite of all Greek nationals and emigrants of Greek descent, I was being asked to leave the Greek community. It was so painful! I only got 3 votes in favor, which means at least one of my brothers voted against me. Bastardo! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun Feb 11 12:35:25 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [openosgeek@hushmail.com: crackmonkey] In-Reply-To: <6uhf21cnex.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 02:19:34PM +0000 References: <20010211014354.M17910@zork.net> <6uhf21cnex.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010211123525.N17910@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > Did this just come out of the blue? It appears to have. I'm trying to figure out what hushmail is before I craft my response, which will likely be quite short. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 11 12:37:09 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Re: Ice Cubes.] Message-ID: <20010211123709.O17910@zork.net> I knew the face on mars was going to come back... ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- From: James Wallis >Forwarded-by: Chris Wedgwood > >This is cool... someone must know why this happens. > > --cw > > http://www.cambrian.com/icecubes/icecubes.html > > These are pictures of ice cubes from my freezer. > They were frozen on the top shelf so nothing dripped onto them. > They do not contain hairs or any sort of internal support. > This happens all the time. > Any explanation? Anyone? There was a correspondence in New Scientist's "Last Word" column about this phenomenon a while ago. (There was also a similar one in Fortean Times, but not only did theirs not reach any useful conclusions, they don't archive their back issues on-line nearly as well as NS does. I used to write for Fortean Times, and co-authored their first yearbook, but they stopped being the journal of record for weird phenomena about the time they did a special section on whether the Face on Mars was evidence of advanced alien civilisations and concluded that yes, it probably was.) http://www.last-word.com/lastword/answers/lwa198bubbles.html -- James Wallis Director of Hogshead Publishing Ltd (james@hogshead.demon.co.uk) Posting this from his home address (james@erstwhile.demon.co.uk) ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From xtifr at dsp.net Sun Feb 11 05:12:20 2001 From: xtifr at dsp.net (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 10:16:31PM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010211051220.A28802@starless> On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 10:16:31PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > >>>>> "CW" == Chris Waters writes: > CW> Of course, if you're only semi-literate, or have the attention > CW> span of a hyperactive five-year-old, Stephenson may be easier > CW> on your poor widdwe bwain than Drexler or even Bear. > You DO realize that science fiction snobs are one step below scat > pornography snobs, don't you? Then I've got something to aspire to. You do realize that Drexler's not SF? Bah, I'm talking to someone who refers to himself as "Mr. Bad", I suppose I should just be happy he found someone to read him my post. -- Chris Waters | Pneumonoultra- osis is too long xtifr@debian.org | microscopicsilico- to fit into a single or xtifr@dsp.net | volcaniconi- standalone haiku From wayne at qconcepts.net Sun Feb 11 13:14:38 2001 From: wayne at qconcepts.net (Wayne Earl) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] hushmail Message-ID: From dmarti at zgp.org Sun Feb 11 13:17:35 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010211051220.A28802@starless>; from xtifr@dsp.net on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 05:12:20AM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> Message-ID: <20010211131735.A4379@zgp.org> On Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 05:12:20AM -0800, Chris Waters wrote: > You do realize that Drexler's not SF? What happened to all those classic books about Kirk and Spock making mad passionate freaky-freaky in space? Now that's some literature, let me tell you. I don't see the GOOD sci-fi books at the bookstore any more; it's all "Man-Kzin Wars XXXVI" and shit. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From chris.waters at pigdog.org Sun Feb 11 13:19:36 2001 From: chris.waters at pigdog.org (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010211051220.A28802@starless> References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> Message-ID: <87hf20zzmf.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "CW" == Chris Waters writes: CW> Then I've got something to aspire to. Good, keep on working on it. CW> You do realize that Drexler's not SF? Well, I think that that statement is open to interpretation. However, I -do- know that "Engines of Creation" is a pop science book, not a science fiction book, yes. The other two were schi-fi, though, eh? CW> Bah, I'm talking to someone who refers to himself as CW> "Mr. Bad", I suppose I should just be happy he found someone CW> to read him my post. Ooh! So painful. OK, I've seen the error of my ways. ~Chris Waters -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Chris Waters \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | Stay*Real*Watery | (X \x) ( ((**) "You don't deserve to be affiliated with the community." \ -- Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From xtifr at dsp.net Sun Feb 11 14:52:10 2001 From: xtifr at dsp.net (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010211131735.A4379@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 01:17:35PM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> <20010211131735.A4379@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010211145210.C28802@starless> On Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 01:17:35PM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > On Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 05:12:20AM -0800, Chris Waters wrote: > > You do realize that Drexler's not SF? > What happened to all those classic books about Kirk and Spock making mad > passionate freaky-freaky in space? They're more popular than ever. Although I think books about Buffy are starting to crowd them a little. > it's all "Man-Kzin Wars XXXVI" and shit. Yeah, that series really started going downhill after XXIV. What I really like are those multi-volume 1200-page-each fantasy epics. I mean, if you can read a book that thick, that *proves* you're smart, eh? -- Chris Waters | Pneumonoultra- osis is too long xtifr@debian.org | microscopicsilico- to fit into a single or xtifr@dsp.net | volcaniconi- standalone haiku From xtifr at dsp.net Sun Feb 11 15:01:02 2001 From: xtifr at dsp.net (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <87hf20zzmf.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from chris.waters@pigdog.org on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 01:19:36PM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> <87hf20zzmf.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010211150102.D28802@starless> On Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 01:19:36PM -0800, Mr.Bad wrote: > The other two were schi-fi, though, eh? That's pronounced "sigh fie", you dumbass! Say it now, and say it loud! > >>>>> "CW" == Chris Waters writes: > CW> Bah, I'm talking to someone who refers to himself as > CW> "Mr. Bad", I suppose I should just be happy he found someone > CW> to read him my post. > Ooh! So painful. OK, I've seen the error of my ways. Bah, that was barely a love tap. When I insult you, you'll know it, you goddamn, cocksucking, motherfucking, ass-licking, slimy little son of a three-toed bitch! I love you! *smack* p.s. I'd be careful about using my name if I were you, you never know who might be hunting me. Cheers. -- Chris Waters | Pneumonoultra- osis is too long xtifr@debian.org | microscopicsilico- to fit into a single or xtifr@dsp.net | volcaniconi- standalone haiku From xtifr at pigdog.org Sun Feb 11 15:09:50 2001 From: xtifr at pigdog.org (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010211150102.D28802@starless> References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> <87hf20zzmf.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211150102.D28802@starless> Message-ID: <87lmrcyfy9.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "CW" == Chris Waters writes: CW> I'd be careful about using my name if I were you, you never CW> know who might be hunting me. Cheers. It's my name now, amigo. ~Chris Waters -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Chris Waters \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | Stay*Real*Watery | (X \x) ( ((**) "You don't deserve to be affiliated with the community." \ -- Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From rick at linuxmafia.com Sun Feb 11 15:35:00 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <20010211051220.A28802@starless>; from xtifr@dsp.net on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 05:12:20AM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> Message-ID: <20010211153500.F7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Chris Waters quotation: > On Fri, Feb 09, 2001 at 10:16:31PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: >> You DO realize that science fiction snobs are one step below scat >> pornography snobs, don't you? > > Then I've got something to aspire to. Yeah, science fiction SUX, whereas magic realism RULZ. I read that somewhere in the Crackmonkey Literary Monthly, I believe. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From xtifr at dsp.net Sun Feb 11 15:57:36 2001 From: xtifr at dsp.net (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Nanotech explained In-Reply-To: <87lmrcyfy9.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from xtifr@pigdog.org on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 03:09:50PM -0800 References: <20010209125224.E6117@zork.net> <20010209153503.A25702@starless> <87itmjjc5c.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211051220.A28802@starless> <87hf20zzmf.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010211150102.D28802@starless> <87lmrcyfy9.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010211155736.B32102@starless> Chris Waters wrote: > It's my name now, amigo. Mon cher! That's so flattering! You'll turn my head! -- Chris Waters | Pneumonoultra- osis is too long xtifr@debian.org | microscopicsilico- to fit into a single or xtifr@dsp.net | volcaniconi- standalone haiku From elisix at zork.net Sun Feb 11 17:59:40 2001 From: elisix at zork.net (Elise Shapiro) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] guh Message-ID: <20010211175940.A7496@zork.net> http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/02/11/stirevnws02017.html From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 11 18:20:24 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [antiwes@execpc.com: Re: [Tron] Digest Number 381] Message-ID: <20010211182024.P17910@zork.net> And if you will now excuse me, I will return to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than receive them. ----- Forwarded message from Kris Herzog ----- It's not that bad, I got married on Jan. 6th of this year in a comic book store. :) (the owner paid for my fiancee's plane ticket, so he was subbing for "Father of the Bride") Of course, it was also broadcast semi-live over the Internet as well... (15 sec. webcam and live streaming audio) :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "People who worship heroes must be prepared for disillusionment..." Richard Conway, "Lost Horizon" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ antiwes@execpc.com ICQ: 24746540 http://www.antiwesley.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "A Geek for all Times!" - Dave Adler, PMEB mailing list, 3/14/99 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at linuxmafia.com Sun Feb 11 22:20:35 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] guh In-Reply-To: <20010211175940.A7496@zork.net>; from elisix@zork.net on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 05:59:40PM -0800 References: <20010211175940.A7496@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010211222035.J7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Elise Shapiro quotation: > http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/02/11/stirevnws02017.html Hardly the only American company to have profiteered on that matter, but quite possibly the largest. I'm glad the story is becoming better known. Of course, in 1945, _German_ companies, that had been up to their bloody necks in all of that, collected $200 and passed go. I.G. Farben, Hoechst AG, and Bayer come most immediately to mind. After all, they were anti-Bolshevik, you know. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From schoen at loyalty.org Sun Feb 11 22:33:29 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] guh In-Reply-To: <20010211175940.A7496@zork.net>; from elisix@zork.net on Sun, Feb 11, 2001 at 05:59:40PM -0800 References: <20010211175940.A7496@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010211223329.D672@zork.net> Elise Shapiro writes: > http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/02/11/stirevnws02017.html It's easy to forget that there are reasons some people don't like computers, automation, or efficiency. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 12 10:42:41 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> I hope you fall off of one of them Nigerian skyscrapers. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- robbie@shorty.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 12 10:45:00 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Feb 12, 2001 at 10:42:41AM -0800 References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > I hope you fall off of one of them Nigerian skyscrapers. http://www.shorty.com/~robbie/aboutme.html Politics: A cross between Libertarian and Republican with some Constitutionalist and a bit of Scorched Earth Party mixed in. I didn't vote for Bush or Gore because neither one of them are qualified to run the country. Awwwwww.... -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Mon Feb 12 12:59:49 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:16 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: <3A850D85.BD484800@iastate.edu> Message-ID: On Sat, 10 Feb 2001, Ben Brockert wrote: > http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/16809.html yay, they mention rotten.com, my next-door-neighbor on the internet! perversion always has a home on area systems, the internet's first bandwidth coop. -- "porn, please" -- Ben Franklin From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 12 13:01:53 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] shoot me now In-Reply-To: ; from crackdonkey@donkeyshow.org on Mon, Feb 12, 2001 at 12:59:49PM -0800 References: <3A850D85.BD484800@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010212130153.W17910@zork.net> begin Don Qi quotation: > yay, they mention rotten.com, my next-door-neighbor on the internet! > perversion always has a home on area systems, the internet's first > bandwidth coop. Hmmm, I believe that was The Little Garden. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Feb 12 18:45:19 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Friday night pr0n Fight! Message-ID: <20010212184519.A12129@zgp.org> In the red corner, the proprietary application out of California, used in every web design shop, newspaper, and porno magazine in America, the program whose name has become a VERB...Adobe Photoshop! In the blue corner, also from California, the free, Scheme-scriptable, network-enabled, GUI-toolkit-spawning, "GNU Emacs for images"....the GIMP! Tonight's fight will answer once and for all which program makes the most realistic-looking pr0n using the actual JPEG Head of Utah's Porn Czar and actual genuine *virgin*, Ms. Paula Houston! http://www.sltrib.com/2001/feb/02112001/nation_w/70356.htm She starts her job today. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 13 00:41:13 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> (Monkey Master's message of "Mon, 12 Feb 2001 10:45:00 -0800") References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u1yt3ht5i.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: >> I hope you fall off of one of them Nigerian skyscrapers. MM> http://www.shorty.com/~robbie/aboutme.html MM> Politics: A cross between Libertarian and Republican with some MM> Constitutionalist and a bit of Scorched Earth Party mixed MM> in. I didn't vote for Bush or Gore because neither one of MM> them are qualified to run the country. So who did you vote for, Robbie? There were more than two candidates on the ballot, as I recall. Not approving of either of the sure-fire winners does not excuse you from making a choice. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 13 01:09:12 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. Message-ID: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://www.linuxplanet.com/linuxplanet/print/3010/ > So it comes down to this: Are you more interested in having a wide > variety of software available to run on your computer, or in helping > some organization attain the power and control that it seeks? And if > it's the latter, to whom do you want to give the control -- a > hegemonistic corporation whose goals are strictly its own, or a > batch of ivory-tower Bolsheviks who also do not have your best > interests in mind? Ah yes, the good old "rms is a Commie" argument. How I have missed you these past few months! -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Tue Feb 13 01:18:57 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 09:09:12AM +0000 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213201857.A11371@aphid.net> > Ah yes, the good old "rms is a Commie" argument. How I have missed > you these past few months! We're not just bad, we're "'free' software sycophants"! START: "Interesting, isn't it, how these two diametrically opposed views both rely on the sacred notion of freedom to make their cases." FINISH: "That, friends and neighbors, is freedom, and anybody who tells you otherwise is hiding an agenda." Fucker. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "Free software never simply picks up its marbles and goes home." - Jonathan Corbet, LWN From robbie at shorty.com Tue Feb 13 02:34:21 2001 From: robbie at shorty.com (Robbie Honerkamp) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Feb 12, 2001 at 10:42:41AM -0800 References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213113421.F24828@shorty.com> Thus spake Nick Moffitt (nick@zork.net): > I hope you fall off of one of them Nigerian skyscrapers. Aww. I love you too! Robbie From robbie at shorty.com Tue Feb 13 02:37:31 2001 From: robbie at shorty.com (Robbie Honerkamp) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010213113634.G24828@shorty.com>; from robbie@shorty.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 11:36:34AM +0100 References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> <6u1yt3ht5i.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213113634.G24828@shorty.com> Message-ID: <20010213113731.A12600@shorty.com> Thus spake Robbie Honerkamp (robbie@shorty.com): Thus spake Irish Bastard (sneakums@zork.net): > So who did you vote for, Robbie? There were more than two candidates > on the ballot, as I recall. Not approving of either of the sure-fire > winners does not excuse you from making a choice. Correct. I sat in the wonderful Lagos traffic to get to the US Embassy and cast my (absentee) vote for Harry Browne, ThankYouVeryMuch. Not liking the two main party candidates doesn't mean I didn't vote for anyone. Robbie From robert at namodn.com Tue Feb 13 02:41:41 2001 From: robert at namodn.com (Rob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 09:09:12AM +0000 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 09:09:12AM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > > http://www.linuxplanet.com/linuxplanet/print/3010/ > > > So it comes down to this: Are you more interested in having a wide > > variety of software available to run on your computer, or in helping > > some organization attain the power and control that it seeks? And if > > it's the latter, to whom do you want to give the control -- a > > hegemonistic corporation whose goals are strictly its own, or a > > batch of ivory-tower Bolsheviks who also do not have your best > > interests in mind? > > Ah yes, the good old "rms is a Commie" argument. How I have missed > you these past few months! Now. It's sure as hell not free speech if my speech can be modified by someone else to change its meaning entirely. It's not free speech if it's not even recognized as my speech, "my" in this case being ownership and rights to it, rather than who came up with it before somebody else twisted it to have a different meaning, to do something I had not intended. Yeah, too bad I can't hold a copyright or anything silly like that. Too bad I can't take his free speech above and make it "unrecognizable as his speech" like this : Now. It's sure as hell free speech if my speech can be modified by someone else to change its meaning entirely. It's free speech if it's not even recognized as my speech, "my" in this case being ownership and rights to it, rather than who came up with it before somebody else twisted it to have a different meaning, to do something I had not intended. Oh well. -- Rob Namodn From stu at brainfood.com Tue Feb 13 04:25:47 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010213113731.A12600@shorty.com>; from robbie@shorty.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 11:37:31AM +0100 References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> <6u1yt3ht5i.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213113634.G24828@shorty.com> <20010213113731.A12600@shorty.com> Message-ID: <20010213072547.A23451@stu.ddts.net> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 11:37:31AM +0100, Robbie Honerkamp wrote: > Correct. I sat in the wonderful Lagos traffic to get to the US Embassy > and cast my (absentee) vote for Harry Browne, ThankYouVeryMuch. aaaargh he's that libertarian guy.. damn libertarians.. stole their party name from the libertarian socialists in the '70s.. apt-get install anarchism -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 13 04:48:30 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010213072547.A23451@stu.ddts.net> (Robert Edmonds's message of "Tue, 13 Feb 2001 07:25:47 -0500") References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> <6u1yt3ht5i.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213113634.G24828@shorty.com> <20010213113731.A12600@shorty.com> <20010213072547.A23451@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <6upugmhhpd.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: RE> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 11:37:31AM +0100, Robbie Honerkamp wrote: >> Correct. I sat in the wonderful Lagos traffic to get to the US Embassy >> and cast my (absentee) vote for Harry Browne, ThankYouVeryMuch. RE> aaaargh he's that libertarian guy.. damn libertarians.. stole RE> their party name from the libertarian socialists in the '70s.. RE> apt-get install anarchism Reading Package Lists... Done Building Dependency Tree... Done The following extra packages will be installed: lilo 0 packages upgraded, 2 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded. Need to get 0B/2467kB of archives. After unpacking 3.2MB will be used. Do you want to continue? [Y/n] -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From mdillon at standmed.com Tue Feb 13 07:55:34 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010213113731.A12600@shorty.com> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, Robbie Honerkamp wrote: > Not liking the two main party candidates doesn't mean I didn't vote for > anyone. shows how much you know. -md From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 13 08:04:03 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: (mike dillon's message of "Tue, 13 Feb 2001 07:55:34 -0800 (PST)") References: Message-ID: <6ulmrah8ng.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "md" == mike dillon writes: md> On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, Robbie Honerkamp wrote: >> Not liking the two main party candidates doesn't mean I didn't >> vote for anyone. md> shows how much you know. Don't you love the way they come around, displaying their ignorance like a child who filled his potty? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 09:10:07 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <6upugmhhpd.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 12:48:30PM +0000 References: <20010212104241.S17910@zork.net> <20010212104500.T17910@zork.net> <6u1yt3ht5i.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213113634.G24828@shorty.com> <20010213113731.A12600@shorty.com> <20010213072547.A23451@stu.ddts.net> <6upugmhhpd.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213091007.Z17910@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: > RE> apt-get install anarchism > > Reading Package Lists... Done > Building Dependency Tree... Done > The following extra packages will be installed: > lilo > 0 packages upgraded, 2 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded. > Need to get 0B/2467kB of archives. After unpacking 3.2MB will be used. > Do you want to continue? [Y/n] Now THAT's comedy! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 09:21:24 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 09:09:12AM +0000 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213092124.A17910@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > > http://www.linuxplanet.com/linuxplanet/print/3010/ > > I was pondering this when I got a note from a good friend in which > > he expressed, rightly, I think, outrage over a Microsoft site that > > attempts to whip up the crowds in righteous indignation over what > > that bad old Department of Justice is doing to keep Microsoft from > > being "free to innovate." With regards to the browser-in-the-OS bit, I don't think that the Microsoft stance is any different from that of the free software foundation. We should have the freedom to write whatever software we please, and then distribute it. Obviously, the terms of distribution are the great philosophical difference here, but Microsoft's point is valid. Arbitrarily saying "people should not write certain kinds of software" is what gets Jon Johansen in trouble. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 09:23:02 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com>; from robert@namodn.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 02:41:41AM -0800 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> Message-ID: <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> begin Rob quotation: > > Now. It's sure as hell not free speech if my speech can be > modified by someone else to change its meaning entirely. It's not > free speech if it's not even recognized as my speech, "my" in this > case being ownership and rights to it, rather than who came up > with it before somebody else twisted it to have a different > meaning, to do something I had not intended. > RMS believes that expressive or non-functional speech should not be freely modifiable. In other words, he doesn't want people re-writing the GNU manifesto to advise others to run proprietary software. Another colossal case of missing the point. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 13 09:53:09 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [andrew@sulli.org: [rescuemuni-announce] Help Muni Buy 175 New Buses!] Message-ID: <20010213095309.C17910@zork.net> YAAAR ----- Forwarded message from Andrew Sullivan ----- Dear Rescue Muni Member: We need your help! Muni is planning to buy 175 new motorcoaches to complete its fleet replacement. The Municipal Transportation Agency (MTA) board of directors has already approved the plans to acquire these buses; now the Board of Supervisors, acting as the SF County Transportation Authority board of directors, needs to allocate county sales-tax money to pay for them. There is a movement afoot to block this purchase because these buses are powered by diesel fuel, instead of alternative fuels such as compressed natural gas. Proponents of delaying the bus purchase argue that CNG buses would be less polluting than diesel buses, and therefore Muni should invest several million dollars in new infrastructure and wait several years to complete fleet replacement. Rescue Muni's steering committee strongly disagrees with this view, because Muni service would get significantly worse if the bus purchase is blocked - and because CNG buses are generally less reliable to operate, more expensive, and less powerful (particularly on hills) than are diesel buses. While we agree that low-emission vehicles make sense, we strongly believe that electrification is the right choice - Muni's been running zero-emission, quiet, and (sometimes) reliable trolley coach service for over 50 years. By unanimous vote, we submitted a letter to the Board of Supervisors urging that the bus purchase be completed - but WE NEED YOUR HELP. If you agree that Muni's riders can't wait 2-3 years (or more!) for a new bus purchase, please call or email your Supervisor - or all of the Supervisors. Below is a sample letter that we've put together - please feel free to modify it as you see fit. If you like, you can replace "Muni's motorcoach fleet" below with the specific routes you ride. The Supervisors' email addresses, listed by district, are: 9. Board President Tom Ammiano tom_ammiano@ci.sf.ca.us 1. Jake McGoldrick Jake_McGoldrick@ci.sf.ca.us 2. Gavin Newsom Gavin_Newsom@ci.sf.ca.us 3. Aaron Peskin Aaron_Peskin@ci.sf.ca.us 4. Leland Yee Leland_Yee@ci.sf.ca.us 5. Matt Gonzalez Matt_Gonzalez@ci.sf.ca.us 6. Chris Daly chris_daly@ci.sf.ca.us 7. Tony Hall Tony_Hall@ci.sf.ca.us 8. Mark Leno Mark_Leno@ci.sf.ca.us 10. Sophie Maxwell Sophie_Maxwell@ci.sf.ca.us 11. Gerardo Sandoval Gerardo_Sandoval@ci.sf.ca.us You can also copy all of the addresses into your emailer as follows: tom_ammiano@ci.sf.ca.us, Gavin_Newsom@ci.sf.ca.us, Jake_McGoldrick@ci.sf.ca.us, Aaron_Peskin@ci.sf.ca.us, Leland_Yee@ci.sf.ca.us, Matt_Gonzalez@ci.sf.ca.us, chris_daly@ci.sf.ca.us, Tony_Hall@ci.sf.ca.us, Mark_Leno@ci.sf.ca.us, Sophie_Maxwell@ci.sf.ca.us, Gerardo_Sandoval@ci.sf.ca.us Our letter to the Board is at: http://www.rescuemuni.org/diesel-letter.html Our press release is at: http://www.rescuemuni.org/pr_diesel.html Thanks for your help! Best regards, Andrew Sullivan Chair, Rescue Muni p.s. If you have comments about this, please feel free to email the Steering Committee at transit1@rescuemuni.org, or join the Rescue Muni discussion list at rescuemuni@yahoogroups.com. ------ Dear Supervisor [name]: I am writing as a frequent Muni rider and member of Rescue Muni to urge you to vote in favor of Muni's proposed bus procurement. As you know, Muni is asking the SFCTA to fund the purchase of 175 new buses to complete its fleet replacment program. These new buses are critical to Muni service; they will be replacing extremely old, noisy, polliting buses, and their acquisition wil make a huge difference for service quality. I frequently ride Muni's motorcoach fleet and currently receive mediocre to poor service due to the use of old, unreliable buses. If the new buses are ordered as scheduled, I and riders like me will certainly get better service, and will be less likely to drive cars around the city and downtown during commute hours. I understand that some are opposing this purchase because they recommend that Muni acquire compressed natural gas or other alternative-fuel buses instead. I oppose such a decision, because it will delay bus acquisition by several years, and because it will increase Muni's operating costs at a time when increased funding should be spent on more service. I agree with Muni staff that buying the new diesel buses now, in accordance with the clean diesel path of compliance with CARB emissions regulations, will lead to a cleaner fleet, with lower particulate matter emissions, more quickly, than the proposed CNG buses. In addition, CNG buses are well known to be less reliable and more expensive to operate than diesel buses; I am afraid that service quality will once again suffer if these buses are acquired despite their clear limitations. The best way to reduce Muni's emissions is to expand Muni's ZERO-emission electric fleet. I also strongly recommend that Muni and the Board expand plans to electrify major routes - this can both reduce emissions (and noise!) and increase Muni's service quality. Muni's riders have suffered too long from old, unreliable, dirty buses. Don't "un-Rescue" Muni by making us wait even longer for them to be replaced. Buy the buses now! Thanks, [You] You have received this email because you are a member of (or a subscriber to) Rescue Muni, a transit riders' association for San Francisco. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: rescuemuni-announce-unsubscribe@egroups.com ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue Feb 13 10:09:01 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 09:23:02AM -0800 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Monkey Master quotation: > Another colossal case of missing the point. Yeah, but he sounded so "moderate", doing it. It's _much_ easier than thinking! -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 13 10:09:51 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix Message-ID: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> So, when exactly *is* the Unix gigasecond party? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 10:14:11 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:09:51AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > So, when exactly *is* the Unix gigasecond party? date +%s says we're at 982088020 now. I seem to recall that there was a CABAL meeting scheduled, as discussed on this list nearly three years ago. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 13 10:17:25 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:09:01AM -0800 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010213101725.B30718@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:09:01AM -0800, Rick Moen wrote: > Yeah, but he sounded so "moderate", doing it. It's _much_ easier than > thinking! Who the hell started all these damn "My Opinion About What Linux Needs to be Successful" sites? At least turn off images or block banners if you visit them, and maybe they'll go away. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 13 10:23:30 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:14:11AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:14:11AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > date +%s says we're at 982088020 now. I seem to recall that there was > a CABAL meeting scheduled, as discussed on this list nearly three > years ago. $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dhd at eradicator.org Tue Feb 13 10:27:37 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: Don Marti's message of "Tue, 13 Feb 2001 10:23:30 -0800" References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> Message-ID: <87pugmwi92.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Don Marti writes: > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' > Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 Surely you mean 1<<30. And I'll call you Shirley if I damn well please. -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From sharkey at zoic.org Tue Feb 13 10:37:35 2001 From: sharkey at zoic.org (Nick 'sharkey' Moore) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:14:11AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010214053735.A4140@zoic.org> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:14:11AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > > So, when exactly *is* the Unix gigasecond party? > > date +%s says we're at 982088020 now. I seem to recall that there was > a CABAL meeting scheduled, as discussed on this list nearly three > years ago. 1000_000_000 0x3B9ACA00 Sun Sep 9 01:46:40 2001 (GMT) 1073_741_823 0x3FFFFFFF Sat Jan 10 13:37:03 2004 (GMT) 2000_000_000 0x77359400 Wed May 18 03:33:20 2033 (GMT) 2147_483_647 0x7FFFFFFF Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 2038 (GMT) What's so special about 0x3B9ACA00 seconds anyway? -----sharkey "... party like its 0x7FFFFFFF" From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 10:41:36 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:23:30AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010213104136.F17910@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' > Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 apt-get install python -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 13 10:43:59 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213104136.F17910@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:41:36AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <20010213104136.F17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213104359.A31306@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:41:36AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > apt-get install python apt-get install do-that-in-one-line-of-python-fuckface -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From robert at namodn.com Tue Feb 13 10:53:44 2001 From: robert at namodn.com (Rob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213101725.B30718@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:17:25AM -0800 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com> <20010213101725.B30718@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010213105344.D19775@claire.namodn.com> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:17:25AM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:09:01AM -0800, Rick Moen wrote: > > > Yeah, but he sounded so "moderate", doing it. It's _much_ easier than > > thinking! > > Who the hell started all these damn "My Opinion About What Linux Needs > to be Successful" sites? At least turn off images or block banners if > you visit them, and maybe they'll go away. Damnit, Linux needs the users to look at banner ads!! How else can we fund software development except through paid commercial advertisement? It's commies like you who are holding Linux back from the enterprise and the desktop and the appliance and the PDA markets. Slap banner ads all over your site, before it's too late! -- Rob Namodn From joey at kitenet.net Tue Feb 13 10:55:30 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <87pugmwi92.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org>; from dhd@eradicator.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 01:27:37PM -0500 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <87pugmwi92.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <20010213105530.D4573@kitenet.net> David Huggins-Daines wrote: > Don Marti writes: > > > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' > > Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 > > Surely you mean 1<<30. Well you can wait until 2004 to celebrate the epoch, but I don't intend to. You're one of those "but, but, the millennium's not until 2001" wankers, arn't you? I think he means perl -le 'print"".localtime 10**9' -- see shy jo From samp at aztech-cs.com Tue Feb 13 13:08:46 2001 From: samp at aztech-cs.com (Sam Phillips) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213104359.A31306@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:43:59AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <20010213104136.F17910@zork.net> <20010213104359.A31306@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010213130845.D5119@aztech-cs.com> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:43:59AM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:41:36AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > > > apt-get install python > > apt-get install do-that-in-one-line-of-python-fuckface > python -c 'import time ; print time.strftime("%c", time.localtime(10**9))' -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Aztech Cyberspace Histogram Valley, Nevada From stu at brainfood.com Tue Feb 13 13:33:30 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213105344.D19775@claire.namodn.com>; from robert@namodn.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:53:44AM -0800 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com> <20010213101725.B30718@zgp.org> <20010213105344.D19775@claire.namodn.com> Message-ID: <20010213163330.A24205@stu.ddts.net> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:53:44AM -0800, Rob wrote: > It's commies like you who are holding Linux back from the enterprise > and the desktop and the appliance and the PDA markets. http://www.agendacomputing.com -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 13 13:54:15 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> Monkey Master wrote: > date +%s says we're at 982088020 now. 982101199 next. From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 13 13:55:34 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> Message-ID: <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au> Don Marti wrote: > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' > Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 Sun Sep 9 11:46:40 2001 next. From schoen at loyalty.org Tue Feb 13 14:17:03 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au>; from rick@praxis.com.au on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 08:55:34AM +1100 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <20010213141703.W672@zork.net> Rick Welykochy writes: > Don Marti wrote: > > > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' > > Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 > > Sun Sep 9 11:46:40 2001 > > next. The whole problem with that perl solution is that it doesn't qualify it with a timezone. Saturday 18:46:40 PDT, Sunday 1:46:40 UTC. I think there will be a party in PDT, at least; I asked Chris DiBona about this last week, but I haven't heard anything from him. I wanted to try to have a party and invite great historical Unix figures to talk about the past and future of Unix. In theory the party should be in New Jersey, but it might be good to have one nowadays in the Bay Area. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue Feb 13 14:22:39 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213105530.D4573@kitenet.net>; from joey@kitenet.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:55:30AM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <87pugmwi92.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <20010213105530.D4573@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <20010213142239.E7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Joey Hess quotation: > You're one of those "but, but, the millennium's not until 2001" wankers, > arn't you? Yeah, those are real doofuses. As any fool can plainly see, it's not until 3001. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From chris at dibona.com Tue Feb 13 14:26:56 2001 From: chris at dibona.com (Chris J. DiBona) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Gold, Baby, sept 9th. Message-ID: Hey all, So I don't know if you knew it, but chris and I moved to Placerville about 2 hours east of SF (1 hour east of sacramento, which will be know by it's airport designation "smf" because it looks like smurf), We've got a baby coming mid may but we should still be able to throw a party, but it will be in placerville (gold country, hence the subject line) But, if you are up for it, we'd love to ahve people over to thenew place to see the house, baby and bask in the coolnees that is sept 9th, 2001. Since the 9th is sunday, it demands a party (or par-tah) on saturday the 8th, so we can user in the day properly. So if want, we can do it this way, people can collapse on the floor, the guest room ,or at the local hotels, like the cary house hotel, which had black bart (the western robber, not the illicit t-shirt character) or at the bed and breakfast across the street or the many motel 6/holiday inns around. Otherwise, we could throw it at dons in mountain view or somewhere else. Chris -- Linux Community Evangelist, VA Linux Systems | http://www.valinux.com Grant Chair, Linux International. | http://www.li.org Co-editor, Open Sources | http://www.dibona.com From spwhite at chariot.net.au Tue Feb 13 14:46:20 2001 From: spwhite at chariot.net.au (Stephen White) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213130845.D5119@aztech-cs.com> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, Sam Phillips wrote: > python -c 'import time ; print time.strftime("%c", time.localtime(10**9))' and > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' both lose to: $ ruby -e 'puts Time.at(10**9)' Incidentally, it prints the timezone: Sun Sep 09 11:16:40 CST 2001 Now pardon me while I wank myself into a compunerdish frenzy, adding to the RMS homage stalactite above my bed. -- spwhite@chariot.net.au From mdillon at standmed.com Tue Feb 13 14:49:26 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213141703.W672@zork.net> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, Seth David Schoen wrote: > The whole problem with that perl solution is that it doesn't qualify > it with a timezone. > > Saturday 18:46:40 PDT, Sunday 1:46:40 UTC. $ perl -MPOSIX=strftime -le 'print strftime "%c", localtime(10 ** 9)' Sat 08 Sep 2001 06:46:40 PM PST -md From dtype at dtype.org Tue Feb 13 15:02:47 2001 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Gold, Baby, sept 9th. In-Reply-To: ; from chris@dibona.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 02:26:56PM -0800 References: Message-ID: <20010213230247.A27910@dtype.org> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 02:26:56PM -0800, Chris J. DiBona wrote: > Otherwise, we could throw it at dons in mountain view or somewhere else. Despite the poor crackmonkey attendance at my last party, I'm up for it as well. I've decided the house can hold >150 or so before it blows up. (or we move to a drunken roaming party, ala Douglas Adams) Any excuse for embarassing myself. Again. -drew -- M. Drew Streib , http://dtype.org "Email sigs waste valuable bandwidth." From chris at dibona.com Tue Feb 13 15:04:58 2001 From: chris at dibona.com (Chris J. DiBona) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Gold, Baby, sept 9th. In-Reply-To: <20010213230247.A27910@dtype.org> Message-ID: That would be cool, I haven't been to Drews super keg-o-matic pad yet. Chris -- Linux Community Evangelist, VA Linux Systems | http://www.valinux.com Grant Chair, Linux International. | http://www.li.org Co-editor, Open Sources | http://www.dibona.com On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, M. Drew Streib wrote: > On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 02:26:56PM -0800, Chris J. DiBona wrote: > > Otherwise, we could throw it at dons in mountain view or somewhere else. > > Despite the poor crackmonkey attendance at my last party, I'm up for > it as well. I've decided the house can hold >150 or so before it blows > up. (or we move to a drunken roaming party, ala Douglas Adams) > > Any excuse for embarassing myself. > > Again. > > -drew > > -- > M. Drew Streib , http://dtype.org > > "Email sigs waste valuable bandwidth." > From mr.bad at shithousecrazy.com Tue Feb 13 15:05:11 2001 From: mr.bad at shithousecrazy.com (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Perjuring Running Dogs For the Man Message-ID: <87lmrarxp4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Check this crazy action! Perjuring bastards! ~Mr. Bad ---8<--- From: "Collin Evans" To: Subject: DeCSS Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 17:27:51 -0500 Mr. Bad, Thought you might like to know that I received a letter from the MPAA about hosting your version of DeCSS at my website. In addition, my ISP (which happens to be my high school) got all up in arms about it, threatened to take my account away, my website down and dump hot oil all over me. While I'm sure that once they realize I didn't do anything wrong nothing will happen, I thought it might amuse you. The fact that the MPAA didn't even check to see what was being hosted is quite funny in my opinion. The letter from the MPAA follows. If you have any other questions, please feel free to e-mail me. Collin Evans ---------------- From: MPAA >>Subject: Unauthorized Distribution of DeCSS (File #73891) >>To: sstott@andover.edu >>Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 17:53:41 -0500 >>X-MIMETrack: Serialize by POP3 Server on athena/PAA(Release 5.0.5 >|September 22, 2000) at >> 02/13/2001 08:52:39 AM, >> Serialize complete at 02/13/2001 08:52:39 AM >> >> >>MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA, INC. >>15503 VENTURA BOULEVARD >>ENCINO, CALIFORNIA 91436 >> >>UNITED STATES >>Anti-Piracy Operations >>PHONE: (818) 728 - 8127 >>Email: MPAA23@pacbell.net >> >>Monday, February 12, 2001 >> >>Name: Sasan >>E-mail: sstott@andover.edu >>ISP: Trustees of Phillips Academy >> >>Via Fax/Email >> >> >>RE: Illegal Provision of DeCSS/Circumvention Device >>Site/URL: http://student.andover.edu/austinpowers/ [with unknown IP >address] >>MPAA File#: 73891 >> >>Date of Infringement: 2/7/2001 3:45:52 PM EST >> >> >>Dear Sasan: >> >>The Motion Picture Association of America is authorized to act on behalf >of the following copyright owners: >> >>Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. >>Disney Enterprises, Inc. >>Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. >>Paramount Pictures Corporation >>TriStar Pictures, Inc. >>Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation >>United Artists Pictures, Inc. >>United Artists Corporation >>Universal City Studios, Inc. >>Warner Bros., a Division of Time Warner Entertainment Company, L.P. >> >>We have received information that the above referenced Internet site is >providing a circumvention device commonly known as DeCSS. DeCSS is a >software utility that decrypts or unscrambles the contents of DVDs >(consisting of copyrighted motion pictures) or otherwise circumvents the >protection afforded by the Contents Scramble System (CSS) and permits the >copying of the DVD contents and/or any portion thereof. As such, DeCSS is >an unlawful circumvention device within the meaning of the Digital >Millennium Copyright Act, Title 17 United States Code Section >1201(a)(2)(3). Providing or offering DeCSS to the public on your system or >network violates the provisions of Section 1201(a)(2) which prohibit the >"manufacturing, importing or offering to the public, providing, or >otherwise trafficking" in an unlawful circumvention device. (Title 17 >United States Code Section 1201 et seq. hereafter is referred to as the >"DMCA"). >> >>On August 17, 2000, a federal district court in the Southern District of >New York confirmed that offering, providing, or trafficking in DeCSS, or >any other device designed to circumvent CSS, violates the DMCA. The >district court granted a permanent injunction against (1) posting on any >Internet site, or in any other way manufacturing, importing or offering to >the public, providing, or otherwise trafficking in DeCSS or any other >technology primarily designed to circumvent CSS, and (2) linking any >Internet web site, either directly or through a series of links, to any >other Internet web site containing DeCSS. >> >>The district court's ruling makes clear that by providing DeCSS, the above > referenced Internet site violates the DMCA. This conduct may also violate >the laws of other countries, international law, and/or treaty obligations. >> >>We therefore demand that you take appropriate steps to cause the immediate >removal of DeCSS from the above identified Internet site, along with such >other actions as may be necessary or appropriate to suspend this illegal >activity. Failure to comply with this measure will subject you to liability >as described above. >> >>We also request that you: >> >>1. maintain and take whatever steps are necessary to prevent the >destruction of all records, including electronic records, in your >possession or control related to this Internet site, account holder or >subscriber, and >> >>2. provide appropriate notice to the subscriber or account holder >responsible for the presence of DeCSS on your system or network, advising >him/her of the contents of this notice and directing that person to contact >the undersigned immediately at the email address provided above. >> >>By copy of this letter, the owner of the above referenced Internet site >and/or email account is hereby directed to cease and desist from the >conduct complained of herein. >> >>On behalf of the respective owners of the exclusive rights to the >copyrighted material at issue in this notice, we hereby state, pursuant to >the DMCA that we have a good faith belief that the acts complained of are >not authorized by the copyright owners, their respective agents, or the law. >> >>Also pursuant to DMCA, we hereby state, under penalty of perjury under the >law of California and under the laws of the United States, that the >information in this notification is accurate and that we are authorized to >act on behalf of the owners of the exclusive rights being infringed as set >forth in this notification. >> >>Please contact us at the above listed address or by replying to this email >if you should have any questions. >> >>Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Your prompt response is >requested. >> >>Respectfully, >> >>Hemanshu Nigam >>Director >>Worldwide Internet Enforcement ---8<--- -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad - mr.bad@shithousecrazy.com - http://www.shithousecrazy.com/ * s t a y * * r e a l * * b a d * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 13 15:21:05 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010213152105.G17910@zork.net> Yeah, we used to have some xpediors way back when, but hard labor and a life of righteous meditation saved them from their perversions. Stay away from our children! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- alex.bischoff@xpedior.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue Feb 13 15:33:26 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213141703.W672@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 02:17:03PM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au> <20010213141703.W672@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213153326.F7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Seth David Schoen quotation: > In theory the party should be in New Jersey, but it might be good to > have one nowadays in the Bay Area. So, we should compromise, by having it in the Bay Area, but serving really good pastrami sandwiches. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From benb at iastate.edu Tue Feb 13 15:41:14 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <3A89C61A.5029E420@iastate.edu> Rick Welykochy wrote: > > Don Marti wrote: > > > $ perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(10**9)), "\n"' > > Sat Sep 8 18:46:40 2001 > > Sun Sep 9 11:46:40 2001 Mon Sep 9 01:46:40 1935 I think MacPerl is b0rken. From joakim at ximian.com Tue Feb 13 16:52:40 2001 From: joakim at ximian.com (Joakim Ziegler) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canazis. Message-ID: <20010213185240.G4340@ximian.com> http://www.geocities.com/nscwp88/canada.htm "The USA is sometimes Canada's ally but they think they own the world and are trying to take over Canada with their corporations. They are manly just our military ally, economoically though, they are destryoing us. Damn Free Trade!" -- Joakim Ziegler - Ximian web monkey - joakim@ximian.com - Radagast@IRC FIX sysop - free software coder - FIDEL & Conglomerate developer http://www.avmaria.com/ - http://www.ximian.com/ From benb at iastate.edu Tue Feb 13 16:11:14 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Jeopardy Message-ID: <3A89CD22.7E0B8CF2@iastate.edu> One of the categories is 'Speaking Esperanto' today. I want to learn Esperanto, but there isn't an Esperanto class here. Guess I'll have to learn it online... From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue Feb 13 16:14:45 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Gold, Baby, sept 9th. In-Reply-To: ; from chris@dibona.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 02:26:56PM -0800 References: Message-ID: <20010213161445.I7555@linuxmafia.com> begin Chris J. DiBona quotation: > So I don't know if you knew it, but chris and I moved to Placerville about > 2 hours east of SF (1 hour east of sacramento, which will be know by it's > airport designation "smf" because it looks like smurf).... That would put you a lot closer to PVF = Placerville Airport (El Dorado County's airport), at the east end of town. (Not certified for airline use, dusk-to-dawn operation only, runway length 685 meters.) Not that you asked, but I _am_ after all an airline brat. > ...we'd love to have people over to the new place to see the house, > baby and bask in the coolnees that is Sept 9th, 2001. Since the 9th is > Sunday, it demands a party (or par-tah) on Saturday the 8th, so we can > usher in the day properly. Sounds great! I'm bringing berry pies. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From nutella at zork.net Tue Feb 13 16:20:38 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canazis. In-Reply-To: <20010213185240.G4340@ximian.com>; from joakim@ximian.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 06:52:40PM -0600 References: <20010213185240.G4340@ximian.com> Message-ID: <20010213162038.A12142@zork.net> 13Feb2001 06:52PM (-0600) From [joakim@ximian.com] joakim [Joakim Ziegler] > >"The USA is sometimes Canada's ally but they think they own the world and > are trying to take over Canada with their corporations. They are manly > just our military ally, economoically though, they are destryoing us. > Damn Free Trade!" I see Canadia is going the same route as the USA concerning the "No, that is not incorrect. That is exactly the way we spell those words in this country." - or maybe "manly" was a Freudian slip... Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 16:30:29 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <3A89C61A.5029E420@iastate.edu>; from benb@iastate.edu on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 05:41:14PM -0600 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au> <3A89C61A.5029E420@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010213163029.H17910@zork.net> begin Ben Brockert quotation: > Mon Sep 9 01:46:40 1935 > > I think MacPerl is b0rken. Probably a 24-bit-ism, or maybe Macs use like 1980 as an epoch. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 16:30:48 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au>; from rick@praxis.com.au on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 08:54:15AM +1100 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <20010213163048.I17910@zork.net> begin Rick Welykochy quotation: > Monkey Master wrote: > > > date +%s says we're at 982088020 now. > > 982101199 982110641 Thank you, drive through. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 16:44:40 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213163330.A24205@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 04:33:30PM -0500 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com> <20010213101725.B30718@zgp.org> <20010213105344.D19775@claire.namodn.com> <20010213163330.A24205@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010213164440.J17910@zork.net> begin Robert Edmonds quotation: > http://www.agendacomputing.com Dig the "rsync cradle". -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 13 16:45:54 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [i0lanthe@yahoo.com: robotfindskitten] Message-ID: <20010213164553.K17910@zork.net> Wowee! ----- Forwarded message from B Spitznagel ----- Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 21:41:47 -0800 (PST) From: B Spitznagel Subject: robotfindskitten To: unclepedro@users.sourceforge.net, monkeymaster@users.sourceforge.net Greetings, o non-Leonard admins (for I have already conversed with Leonard), I have ported robotfindskitten to the PalmOS in order to provide the world with (a) pocket-sized robot-finding-kitten goodness and (b) a sort of highly evolved "hello world" for the bemusement of fledgling linux-based PalmOS programmers. Well, really I did it because a friend dared me to, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. It seems like the most sensible place to provide (a) and (b) [that is, the executable and source for the PalmOS port] at would be the robotfindskitten project (maybe as a separate package since the source code and build process (well, the makefile) is rather different), subject to your approval. Let me know what you think of this general idea and we can work out details or alternatives. (I have screenshots so you don't need to be able to run the executable to see what it looks like.) Bridget Spitznagel i0lanthe at users.sourceforge.net ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From joey at kitenet.net Tue Feb 13 16:47:08 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: ; from spwhite@chariot.net.au on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 09:16:20AM +1030 References: <20010213130845.D5119@aztech-cs.com> Message-ID: <20010213164708.I16429@kitenet.net> Stephen White wrote: > $ ruby -e 'puts Time.at(10**9)' while [ `expr length $(date +%s)` = 9 ] && :(){ :;:;};do :;done;date Slow. Stupid. Shell. -- see shy jo From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 13 17:17:07 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Jeopardy In-Reply-To: <3A89CD22.7E0B8CF2@iastate.edu> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, Ben Brockert wrote: > One of the categories is 'Speaking Esperanto' today. > > I want to learn Esperanto, but there isn't an Esperanto class here. > Guess I'll have to learn it online... damn! babel doesn't do esperanto! From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Feb 13 17:24:46 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:17 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canazis. In-Reply-To: <20010213185240.G4340@ximian.com>; from joakim@ximian.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 06:52:40PM -0600 References: <20010213185240.G4340@ximian.com> Message-ID: <20010213172446.A11745@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 06:52:40PM -0600, Joakim Ziegler wrote: > http://www.geocities.com/nscwp88/canada.htm Fucking asshole GIF user doesn't even know how to make a link to the lame-ass GIF site he got his stupid GIFs from. And if they were really proud to be Canadian they would have .ca domain names. Losers. "Check it out! I would make a link for you but my html thing won't read it right so just copy and past this into your address bar: http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com" -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From bryanf at samurai.com Tue Feb 13 17:33:11 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canazis. In-Reply-To: <20010213172446.A11745@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 05:24:46PM -0800 References: <20010213185240.G4340@ximian.com> <20010213172446.A11745@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010213203311.R321@samurai.com> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 05:24:46PM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > > Fucking asshole GIF user doesn't even know how to make a link to the > lame-ass GIF site he got his stupid GIFs from. And if they were really > proud to be Canadian they would have .ca domain names. Losers. Especially now that .ca is deregulated, and no longer run by a bunch of anal academics. Now it's run by a bunch of incompetent dorks. > http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com" I do not endorse this site. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From jdub at aphid.net Tue Feb 13 17:37:26 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Apparently, we're *all* evil. In-Reply-To: <20010213164440.J17910@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 04:44:40PM -0800 References: <6uwvavgdaf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010213024141.A18222@claire.namodn.com> <20010213092302.B17910@zork.net> <20010213100901.Z7555@linuxmafia.com> <20010213101725.B30718@zgp.org> <20010213105344.D19775@claire.namodn.com> <20010213163330.A24205@stu.ddts.net> <20010213164440.J17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010214123726.B32386@scooter.s1.nxt> > Dig the "rsync cradle". Someone at linux.conf.au had an Agenda, and was showing it around (a lot, plenty or drooling going on). Everyone who saw it was especially impressed when Tridge declared computers that could run rsync 'suddenly useful'. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "Can we have a special TELSABUG category, and everything gets dropped to fix them first?" - Telsa Gwynne From joe at barrera.org Tue Feb 13 17:43:11 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <3A89C61A.5029E420@iastate.edu> References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <20010213102329.C30718@zgp.org> <3A89AD56.397C19C0@praxis.com.au> <3A89C61A.5029E420@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <14985.58031.294000.798056@barrera.org> Ben Brockert writes: > Mon Sep 9 01:46:40 1935 Damn! We missed it already! From robert at namodn.com Tue Feb 13 17:47:52 2001 From: robert at namodn.com (Rob Helmer) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canazis. Message-ID: <20010213174752.B31614@claire.namodn.com> On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 05:24:46PM -0800, Don Marti wrote: > On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 06:52:40PM -0600, Joakim Ziegler wrote: > > > http://www.geocities.com/nscwp88/canada.htm > > Fucking asshole GIF user doesn't even know how to make a link to the > lame-ass GIF site he got his stupid GIFs from. And if they were really > proud to be Canadian they would have .ca domain names. Losers. > > "Check it out! I would make a link for you but my html thing won't > read it right so just copy and past this into your address bar: > http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com" Sweet! gnome-term makes his html thing work right! this makes him right. -- Rob Namodn From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 13 18:16:22 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: Smiley Markup Language - really is a valuable technology!!!] Message-ID: <20010213181622.L17910@zork.net> I'm in a big software design meeting, so all I'm doing is just forwarding shit! Yaaay! ----- Forwarded message from "Mr. Bad" ----- >>>>> "RKT" == Ranjeeth Kumar Thunga writes: RKT> I thoroughly enjoyed your little blurb about our 'Smiley RKT> Markup Language'. However, there really isn't any way to RKT> convey emotion (or our thoughts and motivations) directly RKT> through the Internet...it really is an important step to take RKT> and promising standard! Jeez, man. People have been using the written language for THOUSANDS of YEARS without having to do emotional markup. It's called CONTEXT, and it's quite sufficient to express thoughts, emotions, and motivations. Jonathan Swift didn't put a ";-)" at the end of "A Modest Proposal", and Hunter Thompson didn't need a "J/K" at the end of "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved." People who can't make this stuff clear with the 127 characters the ASCII gods gave us should get the hell off the Internet -- or at least keep their damn thoughts to a minimum. RKT> You probably would want to remove it from your RKT> 'laughable_technology' section, and herald it as the RKT> panacea for world peace! chance. I think that the application of XML to the realm of emoticons is completely ridiculous, and the link's staying in the Laughable Technology bin. Good luck on getting better press in the future, ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From benb at iastate.edu Tue Feb 13 18:52:52 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> <20010213163048.I17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A89F303.FE65EE83@iastate.edu> Monkey Master wrote: > begin Rick Welykochy quotation: > > Monkey Master wrote: > > > date +%s says we're at 982088020 now. > > 982101199 > 982110641 > > Thank you, drive through. That's the MacPerl problem. This: print localtime(time)."\n".time."\n".localtime(0)."\n"; yields this: Tue Feb 13 20:40:09 2001 3064941609 Fri Jan 1 00:00:00 1904 Why 1904? Thus, 10**9 was Mon Sep 9 01:46:40 1935 2*10**9 was Thu May 18 03:33:20 1967 3*10**9 was Sun Jan 24 05:20:00 1999 4*10**9 is Wed Oct 2 07:06:40 2030 And yet, I somehow doubt anyone gave cared on September 9, 1999, or now... Ben From aaronl at vitelus.com Tue Feb 13 18:59:03 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <3A89F303.FE65EE83@iastate.edu>; from benb@iastate.edu on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 08:52:52PM -0600 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> <20010213163048.I17910@zork.net> <3A89F303.FE65EE83@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> I'm an ex-mac programmer... so beware. The macintosh starts counting in seconds from Jan 1. 1904. Don't ask why. It does, however. On Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 08:52:52PM -0600, Ben Brockert wrote: > That's the MacPerl problem. This: > > print localtime(time)."\n".time."\n".localtime(0)."\n"; > > yields this: > > Tue Feb 13 20:40:09 2001 > 3064941609 > Fri Jan 1 00:00:00 1904 > > Why 1904? > > Thus, 10**9 was Mon Sep 9 01:46:40 1935 > 2*10**9 was Thu May 18 03:33:20 1967 > 3*10**9 was Sun Jan 24 05:20:00 1999 > 4*10**9 is Wed Oct 2 07:06:40 2030 > > And yet, I somehow doubt anyone gave cared on September 9, 1999, or now... > > Ben > > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey > From joey at kitenet.net Tue Feb 13 19:09:19 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 06:59:03PM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> <20010213163048.I17910@zork.net> <3A89F303.FE65EE83@iastate.edu> <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010213190919.D28902@kitenet.net> Aaron Lehmann wrote: > I'm an ex-mac programmer... so beware. > > The macintosh starts counting in seconds from Jan 1. 1904. Don't ask > why. It does, however. January 1, 1904, was chosen as the base for the Macintosh clock because it was the first leap year of the twentieth century. 1900 wasn't a leap year because leap years are skipped every 100 years for three centuries. On the fourth century, which will be the year 2000, the leap year isn't skipped. This means that by starting with 1904, Macintosh system programmers could save a half dozen instructions in their leap-year checking code, which they thought was way cool. http://www.mactech.com/articles/develop/issue_28/minow.html I'd be rather suprised if linux on a mac starts at 1904 too, though. -- see shy jo From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 13 19:22:02 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, Aaron Lehmann wrote: > I'm an ex-mac programmer... so beware. > > The macintosh starts counting in seconds from Jan 1. 1904. Don't ask > why. It does, however. ever try to calculate the unix epoch time of someone born in 1969? From mr.bad at pigdog.org Tue Feb 13 19:29:49 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <87vgqeq6vm.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: >> The macintosh starts counting in seconds from Jan >> 1. 1904. Don't ask why. It does, however. RW> ever try to calculate the unix epoch time of someone born in RW> 1969? I was born in 1968. What is my unix epoch time? ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From jdub at aphid.net Tue Feb 13 19:32:07 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 06:59:03PM -0800 References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> <20010213163048.I17910@zork.net> <3A89F303.FE65EE83@iastate.edu> <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010214143207.C32386@scooter.s1.nxt> > I'm an ex-mac programmer... so beware. So *that's* what it was. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- Web development with PHP is like injecting pure rust with a high-pressure hose. For pain relief. From dkaiser at linuxcare.com Tue Feb 13 19:43:23 2001 From: dkaiser at linuxcare.com (David Kaiser) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Perjuring Running Dogs For the Man References: <87lmrarxp4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <3A89FEDB.F8F52588@linuxcare.com> > >>Respectfully, > >> > >>Hemanshu Nigam > >>Director > >>Worldwide Internet Enforcement ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Isn't that title a complete oxymoron? Only someone who would back the DCMA would take on an idiotic title like that. -- dkaiser@linuxcare.com From joey at kitenet.net Tue Feb 13 19:52:27 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: ; from rick@praxis.com.au on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 02:22:02PM +1100 References: <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010213195227.F28902@kitenet.net> Rick Welykochy wrote: > ever try to calculate the unix epoch time of someone born in > 1969? typedef long int __time_t; joey@kite:~>perl -le 'use Date::Parse; print str2time("august 15th, 1969")' -11984400 -- see shy jo From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 13 20:04:44 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <87vgqeq6vm.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: On 13 Feb 2001, Mr. Bad wrote: > >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: > > >> The macintosh starts counting in seconds from Jan > >> 1. 1904. Don't ask why. It does, however. > > RW> ever try to calculate the unix epoch time of someone born in > RW> 1969? > > I was born in 1968. What is my unix epoch time? stardate -3.4.17 (supplemental) From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 13 20:06:14 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Perjuring Running Dogs For the Man In-Reply-To: <3A89FEDB.F8F52588@linuxcare.com> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Feb 2001, David Kaiser wrote: > > > >>Respectfully, > > >> > > >>Hemanshu Nigam > > >>Director > > >>Worldwide Internet Enforcement > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > Isn't that title a complete oxymoron? No, a complete oxymoron would contain three mutually contradictive words. In this case Hemanshu and Corpus Dilectae co-convene. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 13 22:09:32 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] From an old MIT telephony list from the 1980s Message-ID: <20010213220932.P17910@zork.net> ------------------------------ From: fmsystm!macy@hal.uucp Subject: More True Stories of Telephony Date: Fri Sep 22 17:21:23 1989 One of the best telephone jokes I've ever heard. And like any good telephone joke, it strikes a chord in all of us from the industry. If you haven't worked with Special Services, you may not appreciate it fully... Did you hear about the Telephone Man who was drafted into the Army? Seems he did well enough until he got out on the rifle range. As the sergeant approaches, he notices the Telephone man has his M-16 on full automatic and is blazing away firing rounds at a phenomenal rate. There's a rapidly growing pile of spent cartridges on the ground next to him. The Sergeant lifts his field glasses to observe the accuracy of this over confident trainee, and sees absolutely no marks on the target. Now, Sergeants are painstakingly trained by Uncle Sam to build the confidence and ability of all boot camp soldiers, so the Sergeant sizes up the situation and acts: "Soldier, you've wasted hundreds of perfectly good rounds of ammuntion and a thousand dollars of the taxpayer's good money and you haven't hit the target once! What in the [several arcane military terms deleted] is wrong here?" Now the Telephone Man knows he must immediately analyse the situation and correct the problem. His years of technical training from Ma Bell are called into play: The Telephone Man looks down the barrel of the gun. Then he carefully inspects the chamber. (Probably looking for the KS number so he can refer to the correct BSP for this weapon, no doubt.) He then rams a cartridge home into the chambers, arms the weapon, puts his finger over the end of the barrel and pulls the trigger. Of course, this neatly blows off the tip of his finger. The Telephone Man inspects the end of his finger, and thinks for a moment... "Well, gee, Sarge, I don't rightly know what the problem is...but it must be at the other end, 'cause its leaving here just fine!" Macy Hallock fmsystm!macy@NCoast.ORG F M Systems, Inc. hal!ncoast!fmsystm!macy 150 Highland Dr. uunet!hal.cwru.edu!ncoast!fmsystm!macy Medina, OH 44256 Voice: 216-723-3000 X251 ------------------------------ End of TELECOM Digest V9 #402 ***************************** -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 13 22:19:08 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] From an old MIT telephony list from the 1980s In-Reply-To: <20010213220932.P17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 10:09:32PM -0800 References: <20010213220932.P17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010213221908.Q17910@zork.net> From that same archive: ------------------------------ From: Brian Kantor Subject: Re: Real Time Translations Date: 25 Sep 89 20:40:31 GMT Reply-To: Brian Kantor Organization: The Avant-Garde of the Now, Ltd. Because the old 5-level Baudot machines were notorious for mechanical difficulties, there was an end-of-line sequence that became nearly universal. It was CR-CR-LF-LTRS-SPACE. It got to the point where I could practically type that as one fluid movement, and later I programmed it into some communications software that had to talk to the beasts. The reasoning was: Two CRs to make SURE that the carriage returned, since lots of the old machines would simply pile up letters on the right margin if it missed one - and that would mean that you'd miss a whole LINE of text. Also, if the carriage bar (the rod that the carriage slid on) had gotten dirty or the oil had gotten gummy (as it did every few months), the carriage would return very slowly which could lead to the next few characters printing backwards across the page. LF to advance the paper. It would have been more dependable to send two of these but we didn't want to waste paper. LTRS to make sure the machine was back in letters mode, and also to give the carriage just a little bit longer to get all the way to the left side of the paper. SPACE because the repair technicians didn't alway get the left travel stop adjusted properly and the first two letters on the left often piled up on top of each other, especially if the rubber bumper had swollen with age - or absorbed oil. - Brian ------------------------------ -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 14 00:41:31 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> (Aaron Lehmann's message of "Tue, 13 Feb 2001 18:59:03 -0800") References: <20010213100951.D17910@zork.net> <20010213101411.E17910@zork.net> <3A89AD07.E482E785@praxis.com.au> <20010213163048.I17910@zork.net> <3A89F303.FE65EE83@iastate.edu> <20010213185903.A9996@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <6uhf1xhd1g.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "AL" == Aaron Lehmann writes: AL> I'm an ex-mac programmer... so beware. An ex-mac programmer who wrote a hack to auto-hide the menu-bar! Sick, sick, sick. AL> The macintosh starts counting in seconds from Jan AL> 1. 1904. Don't ask why. It does, however. That explains the fucked up epoch that Excel has perpetuated in the Windows version, then. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 14 00:43:28 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: (Rick Welykochy's message of "Wed, 14 Feb 2001 15:04:44 +1100 (EST)") References: Message-ID: <6ud7clhcy7.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: RW> stardate -3.4.17 (supplemental) "Supplemetal" refers to a log entry, and not to the current stardate. Shut up and fuck off. If you must defend yourself, continue on the Star Track list. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From schoen at loyalty.org Wed Feb 14 01:38:58 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Perjuring Running Dogs For the Man In-Reply-To: <87lmrarxp4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@shithousecrazy.com on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 03:05:11PM -0800 References: <87lmrarxp4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010214013858.G672@zork.net> Mr . Bad writes: > Check this crazy action! Perjuring bastards! > > ~Mr. Bad > > ---8<--- > From: "Collin Evans" > To: > Subject: DeCSS > Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 17:27:51 -0500 > > Mr. Bad, > > Thought you might like to know that I received a letter from the MPAA about > hosting your version of DeCSS at my website. In addition, my ISP (which > happens to be my high school) got all up in arms about it, threatened to > take my account away, my website down and dump hot oil all over me. While > I'm sure that once they realize I didn't do anything wrong nothing will > happen, I thought it might amuse you. The fact that the MPAA didn't even > check to see what was being hosted is quite funny in my opinion. The letter > from the MPAA follows. If you have any other questions, please feel free to > e-mail me. > > Collin Evans > > ---------------- > > From: MPAA > >>Subject: Unauthorized Distribution of DeCSS (File #73891) > >>To: sstott@andover.edu > >>Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 17:53:41 -0500 > >>X-MIMETrack: Serialize by POP3 Server on athena/PAA(Release 5.0.5 > >|September 22, 2000) at > >> 02/13/2001 08:52:39 AM, > >> Serialize complete at 02/13/2001 08:52:39 AM > >> > >> > >>MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA, INC. > >>15503 VENTURA BOULEVARD > >>ENCINO, CALIFORNIA 91436 > >> > >>UNITED STATES > >>Anti-Piracy Operations > >>PHONE: (818) 728 - 8127 > >>Email: MPAA23@pacbell.net > >> > >>Monday, February 12, 2001 > >> > >>Name: Sasan > >>E-mail: sstott@andover.edu > >>ISP: Trustees of Phillips Academy Hmmm, Phillips Andover is a very reputable school. I would think they would have upstanding alums who would be disappointed at the suggestion that publishing (either) DeCSS is inconsistent with the school's mission. I wish my high school had students who were interested in publishing DeCSS. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From jmorris at intercode.com.au Wed Feb 14 01:44:05 2001 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <6ud7clhcy7.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: On 14 Feb 2001, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: > > RW> stardate -3.4.17 (supplemental) > > "Supplemetal" refers to a log entry, and not to the current stardate. Well, thank fuck someone around here knows all about propietary Hollywood calendar systems. > Shut up and fuck off. If you must defend yourself, continue on the > Star Track list. Penis! - James -- James Morris From rick at praxis.com.au Wed Feb 14 03:05:25 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix References: <6ud7clhcy7.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <3A8A6675.C9120829@praxis.com.au> Irish Bastard wrote: > "Supplemetal" refers to a log entry, and not to the current stardate. > Shut up and fuck off. If you must defend yourself, continue on the > Star Track list. Are you really a potato muncher? Or does your moniker refer to your lineage? -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "Tired of being a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Try Linux" From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 14 03:49:46 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <3A8A6675.C9120829@praxis.com.au> (Rick Welykochy's message of "Wed, 14 Feb 2001 22:05:25 +1100") References: <6ud7clhcy7.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A8A6675.C9120829@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <6u8zn9h4bp.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: RW> Are you really a potato muncher? Or does your moniker refer to RW> your lineage? Stick around long enough and you might find out. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 14 04:01:35 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me Message-ID: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://www.wininformant.com/Articles/Index.cfm?ArticleID=19965 > "People want to do more and more with their PCs," Gates > says. "Windows XP builds on their dreams, taking the power and > adaptability of the PC to a new level. It delivers on our vision of > bringing the most advanced Windows ever to home users, unlocking the > true and amazing potential of everyone's PC." > Windows XP is based around the idea of integrating "experiences" > into the operating system. For example, XP introduces the new "Luna" > look and feel, which the company says is very easy to use, yet > incredibly powerful for all types of users. The new user interface > facilitates task- or activity-based computing, and is the most > significant update to the Windows interface since Windows 95. The one "experience" that they will not be integrating is that of a computer that just works and doesn't patronise the user. ("This folder contains vital system files. If you're sure you won't sneeze, lean on the mouse and fuck everything up accidentally, click here.") -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Wed Feb 14 04:18:02 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213164708.I16429@kitenet.net>; from joey@kitenet.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 04:47:08PM -0800 References: <20010213130845.D5119@aztech-cs.com> <20010213164708.I16429@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <20010214231801.H11371@aphid.net> > Slow. Stupid. Shell. Speedy. Shell. SLUG. date -d '1970/01/01 utc + 1000000000 sec' /me kicks spoob in the pants. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- Australians don't dislike Americans, we just dislike the sight, sound and thought of them. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 14 06:14:54 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [i0lanthe@yahoo.com: robotfindskitten] In-Reply-To: <20010213164553.K17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 04:45:54PM -0800 References: <20010213164553.K17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010214081454.B3632@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > I have ported robotfindskitten to the PalmOS in order to provide the > world with (a) pocket-sized robot-finding-kitten goodness and (b) a > sort of highly evolved "hello world" for the bemusement of fledgling > linux-based PalmOS programmers. Well, really I did it because a > friend dared me to, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. Hopefully by the end of today you will be able to download the source and/or a binary from http://sourceforge.net/projects/rfk/ pedro From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 14 08:12:28 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] GAA Terms Message-ID: <6uvgqdfdlf.fsf@zork.zork.net> If you ever find yourself on a mission in Ireland, furthering an EVIL PLAN, these terms might help you blend in: (GAA, by the way, is the Gaelic Athletic Association, more properly known as Cumann Luthcleas Gael, or CLCG). --- Begin Forwarded Crap --- Holly - eg "I gave it holly" - I put a fair bit of effort into it Bollix - Pat Spillane or any Meath players or supporters Mighty - very good Hames - a right shite - eg. "he made a hames of that clearance" Timber - intimidation of a hurling opponent - eg. "show him some timber"! Lamp - a good thump - eg. "I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped their fullback" A Crowd - A gathering of people that watch a match and hope for random acts of violence eg. "that crowd from Meath are a right shower of shites" Schkelp - To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures eg - "That shite from Tipp took a schkelp out of my leg" Hatchet Man - Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts. Bullin' - angry - eg "the centre half back was bullin' after I lamped him" Bull thick - very angry - eg "the centre half back was bull thick when I lamped him again" Joult - a push - eg "I gave him a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for two weeks" The Comm-a-teeee - Local GAA bullshitters in general Bushted - an undefined soreness eg. "Jayz me arm is bushted" The Bomber - a very popular nickname for a fat, hairy GAA player A hang sangwidge - consumed with " tay " on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter. Rake - A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match Namajaysus - "What was that for, referee?" Ya-bollix-ya - Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent Leh-it-in-ta-fuck-would-ya - Full forward's appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass Mullocker - untidy or awkward player released for matches Burst the Bollix - Instruction to tackle your player. Row - Disagreement involving four or more players Massive Row - Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences Running Row - A massive row that continues out in the parking area and or dressing room areas usually resolved by the Gardai. --- End Forwarded Crap --- Questions? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From asf at acm.org Wed Feb 14 09:16:25 2001 From: asf at acm.org (Andreas Fuchs) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: Today, Irish Bastard wrote: >> Windows XP is based around the idea of integrating "experiences" >> into the operating system. Oh well, it looks like MS are (at last!) aiming to attract old-grown D&D junkies now. MS better make sure they get _lots_ of XP, then. And big, ugly monsters, too. -- Andreas Fuchs, , , antifuchs From bryanf at samurai.com Wed Feb 14 09:28:56 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: ; from asf@acm.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 06:16:25PM +0100 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010214122856.L321@samurai.com> On Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 06:16:25PM +0100, Andreas Fuchs wrote: > Oh well, it looks like MS are (at last!) aiming to attract old-grown D&D > junkies now. MS better make sure they get _lots_ of XP, then. And big, > ugly monsters, too. MS Windows of the Leech. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From joe at barrera.org Wed Feb 14 09:31:26 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <14986.49390.906000.97125@barrera.org> Andreas Fuchs writes: > Oh well, it looks like MS are (at last!) aiming to attract old-grown D&D > junkies now. MS better make sure they get _lots_ of XP, then. And big, > ugly monsters, too. Oh yeah, no problem. Start by looking in the registry. Lots of big ugly monsters in there. Twisty maze... - Joe From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 14 09:33:55 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010214093355.R17910@zork.net> I suppose it depends on your definition of "success". ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- brian@merilus.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 14 10:43:47 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> http://www.wininformant.com/Articles/Index.cfm?ArticleID=19965 >> "People want to do more and more with their PCs," Gates >> says. "Windows XP builds on their dreams, taking the power and >> adaptability of the PC to a new level. It delivers on our >> vision of bringing the most advanced Windows ever to home >> users, unlocking the true and amazing potential of everyone's >> PC." I want to be able to share pictures with my family instantly. And setup should be a snap!. Also, email, news, sports, shopping on line -- it's all so easy! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 14 10:46:30 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 10:43:47AM -0800 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > I want to be able to share pictures with my family instantly. And > setup should be a snap!. Also, email, news, sports, shopping on line > -- it's all so easy! Wow. They got that SportsBall on them thar computurs? How do ya play? With a keyboard and screen? I think that's all part of the plot to DEHUMANIZE US WITH MACHINES. It's all so IMPERSONAL! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From asf at acm.org Wed Feb 14 10:54:33 2001 From: asf at acm.org (Andreas Fuchs) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <14986.49390.906000.97125@barrera.org> Message-ID: Today, Joseph S. Barrera, III wrote: >> MS better make sure they get _lots_ of XP, then. And big, ugly >> monsters, too. > Oh yeah, no problem. Start by looking in the registry. Lots of big > ugly monsters in there. Twisty maze... Mental note: ask game master for XP value of HKEY_CURRENT_USER. -- Andreas Fuchs, , , antifuchs From asf at acm.org Wed Feb 14 11:05:29 2001 From: asf at acm.org (Andreas Fuchs) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: Today, The nameless One wrote: > >> "People want to do more and more with their PCs," Gates > >> says. "Windows XP builds on their dreams, taking the power and > >> adaptability of the PC to a new level. It delivers on our > >> vision of bringing the most advanced Windows ever to home > >> users, unlocking the true and amazing potential of everyone's > >> PC." > I want to be able to share pictures with my family instantly. Try standing in front of them and looking like something. Voila! Visual experience! > And setup should be a snap! Grab the install CD tightly with both hands. Arrange your fingers such that both thumbs are near the center. Now pull your palms towards yourself and push your thumbs away. Voila! Emotional experience! > Also, email, news, sports, shopping on line Oh, now I get it. You wanted to do that in software? Sorry-we-can't-help-you, HAND. -- Andreas Fuchs, , , antifuchs From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 14 11:12:24 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> Wow. They got that SportsBall on them thar computurs? MM> How do ya play? With a keyboard and screen? I think that's MM> all part of the plot to DEHUMANIZE US WITH MACHINES. It's all MM> so IMPERSONAL! You know, I'm mad. Apparently this Windows XP builds on my dreams, taking the power and adaptability of the PC to a new level. I use Debian, and here's what Debian does: "Debian is a free operating system (OS) for your computer. An operating system is the set of basic programs and utilities that make your computer run." WHAT!? None of this moon-man language! My computer is powerful and adaptable, dammit! Build on my fucking dreams! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 14 11:15:52 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <87n1bpdqjb.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "B" == Bad writes: B> WHAT!? None of this moon-man language! My computer is powerful B> and adaptable, dammit! Build on my fucking dreams! All right, I'm willing to meet Debian half-way and TELL it about my dreams, even though it appears the Windows XP does some kind of oneiromancy without needing my help. Anyways, I had this dream where I was naked and at school, and I had a test but I couldn't remember what course it was for or what room it was in. And then I woke up. Build on that. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From bryanf at samurai.com Wed Feb 14 11:18:03 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 11:12:24AM -0800 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010214141803.D321@samurai.com> On Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 11:12:24AM -0800, "Mr . Bad" wrote: > > WHAT!? None of this moon-man language! My computer is powerful and > adaptable, dammit! Build on my fucking dreams! I can't wait to see what MS comes up with based on *my* dreams! Here's hoping they don't go with the one where I show up for work with no clothes. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From zen at zork.net Wed Feb 14 11:20:56 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <87n1bpdqjb.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 11:15:52AM -0800 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87n1bpdqjb.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010214112056.D21973@zork.net> begin Mr . Bad quotation: > All right, I'm willing to meet Debian half-way and TELL it about my > dreams, even though it appears the Windows XP does some kind of > oneiromancy without needing my help. Anyways, I had this dream where I > was naked and at school, and I had a test but I couldn't remember what > course it was for or what room it was in. And then I woke up. Your dream is now the intellectual property of Debian, LLC. Additionally, it has been deemed unsuitable for use in real-world applications. Please desist from dreaming immediately. HAND. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 14 11:26:03 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <20010214141803.D321@samurai.com>; from bryanf@samurai.com on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 02:18:03PM -0500 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214141803.D321@samurai.com> Message-ID: <20010214112603.T17910@zork.net> begin Bryan Fullerton quotation: > I can't wait to see what MS comes up with based on *my* dreams! > Here's hoping they don't go with the one where I show up for work > with no clothes. Ha ha. Okay, I'm declaring a month-long moratorium on dream jokes on this list. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mbp at linuxcare.com.au Tue Feb 13 17:31:43 2001 From: mbp at linuxcare.com.au (Martin Pool) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213164708.I16429@kitenet.net>; from joey@kitenet.net on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 04:47:08PM -0800 References: <20010213130845.D5119@aztech-cs.com> <20010213164708.I16429@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <20010213173143.C5576@linuxcare.com.au> On 13 Feb 2001, Joey Hess wrote: > while [ `expr length $(date +%s)` = 9 ] && :(){ :;:;};do :;done;date On my machine, this is fast and exciting: mbp/4 mbp$ bash mbp/4 mbp$ echo $BASH_VERSION 2.04.0(1)-release mbp/4 mbp$ while [ `expr length $(date +%s)` = 9 ] && :(){ :;:;};do :;done;date Segmentation fault It does look cool, though. -- Martin From bryanf at samurai.com Wed Feb 14 11:30:59 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <20010214112603.T17910@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 11:26:03AM -0800 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214104630.S17910@zork.net> <87r911dqp3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010214141803.D321@samurai.com> <20010214112603.T17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010214143058.F321@samurai.com> On Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 11:26:03AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > > Ha ha. Okay, I'm declaring a month-long moratorium on dream > jokes on this list. Hey man, it's not my fault the hive mind is syncing up. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 14 14:00:42 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:18 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Greatest programmer on Earth Message-ID: <20010214140042.A17910@zork.net> The last message makes me wonder if he has a draft RFC about this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 3 Oct 89 13:40:13 EDT From: "Robert E. Seastrom" Subject: Master List of Internet Users Available > To obtain your copy -- > > telnet 128.146.1.5 4666| tail +4| compress > userlist.z ... > Allow about a minute for the full transmission! It is a > file... This is antisocial behavior of the worst kind! Blowing UNCOMPRESSED data across the network only to compress it on your end and then have to uncompress it again to read it will do two things: 1) It will eat a bit of CPU time on your machine. If you're on a single user workstation, then you aren't taking anyone else's cycles and that's fine. But if you are on a general-use timesharing system (like your organization's main VAX or something like that), you're bogging down system response for other users. 2) YOU ARE SENDING A LARGE AMOUNT OF UNCOMPRESSED DATA OVER A PUBLIC NETWORK. This will have detrimental effects on others who are using the network for telnets and FTPs. The explosive growth of the Internet over the past several years has made it well neigh impossible for the people who run NSFnet and the regionals to keep up with demand for network bandwidth. Don't make matters worse by capriciously moving large amounts of data over the Internet without compressing it first. There is no inherent benefit to sending a large file by telnet over sending it via FTP. I urge whoever is making this list available to the public to COMPRESS it, make it available for FTP, and have a mailbox set up so that people can send their information if they want to be included. I urge readers of TELECOM to NOT retrieve this file until it can be retrieved in a matter that is more considerate of others. ---R.E. Seastrom ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 3 Oct 89 23:36:49 CDT From: TELECOM Moderator Subject: Re: Master List of Internet Users Available In the message just before this, I am roundly castigated for my anti-social behavior and for causing the untimely demise of the net. What a laugh. Frankly, Mr. Seastrom, you don't know what you are talking about. Here follows the *original* message from the directory compilers, AS IT APPEARED IN NEWS.ADMIN -- that old hangout of all the anti-social types here. Please note how the managers of the list at Ohio State University -- a fine, respected site on the net -- request that it be delivered. Please note also that in Unix lessons for the elementary beginning student, the letter 'Z' on the end of a file name indicates a compressed file. Please note also that contrary to the misguided information from the previous correspondent, the file *does come compressed*. Regardless, it is huge, even in compressed form. Now, here is the 'anti-social' message which started it all -- Article 3933 of news.admin: Path: accuvax.nwu.edu!tank!ncar!mailrus!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!nisca.ircc.ohio-state.edu!hpuxa.ircc.ohio-state.edu!bernstei From: bernstei@hpuxa.ircc.ohio-state.edu (Dan Bernstein) Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc,news.admin Subject: Pilot Project: User List Available Over Internet Message-ID: <278@nisca.ircc.ohio-state.edu> Date: 2 Oct 89 20:24:53 GMT Sender: news@nisca.ircc.ohio-state.edu Followup-To: comp.mail.misc Distribution: usa Lines: 48 Xref: accuvax.nwu.edu comp.mail.misc:1198 news.admin:3933 As a pilot project, we are making available to the Internet a list of user names and electronic addresses. Please note that this project is not an official project of The Ohio State University. The list is compiled from public information only, by automatic methods. Do not mail requests to be added to the list; at this time we consider ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Internet security too low for an explicit add method. As of October 1, the list contains approximately ten thousand Internet names and addresses; it contains a few hundred non-Internet names and addresses, because our software isn't perfect. It uses about 450K of disk space, half that when compressed. We expect the list to double in size by December 1. We are investigating methods of expanding the list, verifying its accuracy, and removing outdated entries; for now, it is an unformatted, unreliable list with no guarantees of accuracy, suitable for manual searches. If this project proves useful and we are able to continue it, it should serve as a partial solution to the white pages problem while long-term solutions are designed. You need BSD UNIX telnet or its equivalent to obtain a copy of the list; hpuxa does not provide anonymous ftp access. Type ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ telnet 128.146.1.5 4666 | tail +4 | compress > userlist.Z followed by a line of anything, terminated by a line feed (not carriage return). After a few minutes, depending on your network speed, telnet will finish and the compressed list will be in userlist.Z. If you ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ interrupt telnet during this type (e.g., by typing ^]) the list will be mangled. Also, BSD telnet does not work in the background. [TELECOM Moderator's 'anti-social' note: Did YOU read the above paragraph carefully? Maybe RGS will go back and read it again! PT] The ``line of anything'' will be recorded here at hpuxa, along with your Internet address, for administration and to determine the popularity of the user list. You can leave no information at all, your username@host.domain and name if you want, or random garbage. This provides a convenient comment mechanism; precede your input by *** to ensure that human operators notice it. If this mechanism is abused, we will disable it. If you don't have tail or compress, just redirect the telnet output into a file. If you don't have telnet, UNIX, or an Internet connection, you cannot obtain the list from us at this time. Mail any lengthy comments to this address. If you complain about the ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ operation of the list, make sure to suggest something better. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ---Dan Bernstein, brnstnd@acf10.nyu.edu, bernstei@hpuxa.ircc.ohio-state.edu ===================================================== Mr. Bernstein, we thank you for your efforts on the list. And to our correspondent here who made such a stink, please direct your comments to Dan Bernstein -- let him know what a terrible thing he is promoting please. Maybe a copy to the University would be a good idea also. In the above reprint of the original message in news.admin, the emphasis marks - (^^^^^^^^ marks) are mine, and not part of the original. Your anti-social moderator, Patrick Townson ==================== From: kenr@bbn.com In article you write an unfortunate retort to a complaint about a transfer of a large uncompressed file. The instructions are > telnet 128.146.1.5 4666 | tail +4 | compress > userlist.Z >followed by a line of anything, terminated by a line feed (not >carriage return). After a few minutes, depending on your network >speed, telnet will finish and the compressed list will be in >userlist.Z. If you So far so good. If you're going to be a unix pedant you should try to get it right. The file doesn't "come compressed," and that's exactly why it has to be piped through "compress," on the receiving host after transmission. It ends up compressed because of that command (hence the .Z), but the compression occurs on the local system, and it's pretty clear from the instructions that the data gets sent along uncompressed. >What a laugh. Frankly, Mr. Seastrom, you don't know what you are >talking about. Sigh. Indeed? Mr. Bernstein, would you consider revising the operation of special port 4666 to allow for a compressed transmission? KENR@BBN.COM =============================== -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Wed Feb 14 14:22:37 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] thousand million seconds of unix In-Reply-To: <20010213173143.C5576@linuxcare.com.au>; from mbp@linuxcare.com.au on Tue, Feb 13, 2001 at 05:31:43PM -0800 References: <20010213130845.D5119@aztech-cs.com> <20010213164708.I16429@kitenet.net> <20010213173143.C5576@linuxcare.com.au> Message-ID: <20010214142237.M672@zork.net> Martin Pool writes: > On 13 Feb 2001, Joey Hess wrote: > > > while [ `expr length $(date +%s)` = 9 ] && :(){ :;:;};do :;done;date > > On my machine, this is fast and exciting: > > mbp/4 mbp$ bash > mbp/4 mbp$ echo $BASH_VERSION > 2.04.0(1)-release > mbp/4 mbp$ while [ `expr length $(date +%s)` = 9 ] && :(){ :;:;};do :;done;date > Segmentation fault > > It does look cool, though. It would require infinite recursion depth. On my system it hits some kind of ulimit. Why not just usleep 300000? -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From joe at barrera.org Wed Feb 14 14:23:59 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org> Mr. Bad writes: > I want to be able to share pictures with my family instantly. And > setup should be a snap!. Also, email, news, sports, shopping on line > -- it's all so easy! Please remove brain slug before posting. Thank you. - Joe From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 14 14:27:56 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org>; from joe@barrera.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 02:23:59PM -0800 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20010214142756.B17910@zork.net> begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > Mr. Bad writes: > > I want to be able to share pictures with my family instantly. And > > setup should be a snap!. Also, email, news, sports, shopping on > > line -- it's all so easy! > > Please remove brain slug before posting. Get off my list. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 14 14:32:08 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org> References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org> Message-ID: <87wvasj3pz.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera writes: >> I want to be able to share pictures with my family >> instantly. And setup should be a snap!. Also, email, news, >> sports, shopping on line -- it's all so easy! JSB> Please remove brain slug before posting. Get off my list. ~Mr.Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From joe at barrera.org Wed Feb 14 14:35:25 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <20010214142756.B17910@zork.net> References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org> <20010214142756.B17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <14987.2093.482000.674094@barrera.org> Monkey Master writes: > begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > > Mr. Bad writes: > > > I want to be able to share pictures with my family instantly. And > > > setup should be a snap!. Also, email, news, sports, shopping on > > > line -- it's all so easy! > > > > Please remove brain slug before posting. > > Get off my list. I'm sorry, I thought you would want to know that you had a Microsoft Marketing brain slug boring into your skull and forcing you to type Microsoft Marketing messages. Evidently it doesn't bother you. - Joe From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 14 14:37:25 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Windows XP: the word "Luna" sounds suspiciously like "Aqua" to me In-Reply-To: <14987.2093.482000.674094@barrera.org>; from joe@barrera.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 02:35:25PM -0800 References: <6u4rxxh3s0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87vgqdds0s.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <14987.1407.776000.139469@barrera.org> <20010214142756.B17910@zork.net> <14987.2093.482000.674094@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20010214143725.D17910@zork.net> begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > I'm sorry, I thought you would want to know that you had a Microsoft > Marketing brain slug boring into your skull and forcing you to type > Microsoft Marketing messages. Evidently it doesn't bother you. Why are you still here? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 14 15:51:56 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010214155156.E17910@zork.net> Don't let the brain-slug door hit your brain-slug arse on the way out. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- napier@waste.org has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 14 15:52:25 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010214155224.F17910@zork.net> We get rid of the brain slug, and *this* is what we get? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- tranmans@hotmail.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 14 18:04:56 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] Message-ID: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> Gotta add ColdFusion into my spam filters. ----- Forwarded message from DarensList@DARE.com ----- From: DarensList@DARE.com To: nick@zork.net Subject: The New D.A.R.E. Program Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 16:20:00 -0500 X-Mailer: Allaire ColdFusion Application Server DO NOT REPLY TO THIS NEWSLETTER. [1]Click Here to Contact webmaster@dare.com [dare_mailing.jpg] _________________________________________________________________ February 14, 2001 The New D.A.R.E. Program WASHINGTON, DC, February 15, 2001-- The nation's largest and best-known substance abuse prevention program will be the beneficiary of an entirely new, state-of-the-art substance abuse prevention curriculum thanks to a $13.7 million grant that will be awarded by The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation. [...] The University of Akron incorporated the most up-to-date evidence and science-based strategies for substance abuse prevention programming into the new curriculum. ----- End forwarded message ----- "It's the new-and-improved D.A.R.E.! Now with FACTS!" -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dsaklad at gnu.org Wed Feb 14 19:00:25 2001 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] one-day Internet applications course on February 20 Message-ID: From: Philip Greenspun To: all-ai@ai.mit.edu Subject: one-day Internet applications course on February 20 Reply-to: philg@mit.edu Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 18:23:33 -0500 On February 20, I'm teaching a new one-day Internet applications course. The class is free (with a free lunch even!) and runs from 10:00 am to 4:30 pm. Here's what I'm trying to teach people: 1) ability to distinguish between good and bad Internet service ideas -- predicting stickiness 2) ability to select the appropriate tools and people to realize your service goals 3) how to build a common Internet service that is accessible from Web browsers, mobile phones (WAP and iMode), Internet appliances, and other Web services 4) a bit about voice interfaces to information systems, including an introduction to the VoiceXML standard 5) what is interesting from a service operator's and end-user's perspective about systems and standards such as XML, SOAP, Microsoft .NET, J2EE 6) the six required elements for a successful public online community 7) four optional elements for online community derived from sociology research The course is targeted at a general audience, ranging from MBA students who want to learn the shape of the tech world to former CEOs of dotbombed tech startups still trying to figure out how they managed to spend $87 million on a single Perl script. It is also good for engineers looking for a high-level perspective on what they're building. Bottom line: you can forward this invite to your friends in industry. Check http://philip.greenspun.com/teaching/one-day-internet for details of the new syllabus and http://www.arsdigita.com/events/event-info?event_id=2410 to just blast in a registration (free but since ArsDigita is ordering food they need a headcount). Regards, Philip From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 14 21:06:01 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Too Hot for nettime-l!!!!!!! Message-ID: <877l2seds6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> The following piece of art was CENSORED by the moderators of nettime-l. Man, I guess I'm just too AVANT FUCKING GARDE for that list! Damnation! It's all right, I guess -- I understand that my work may be TOO CHALLENGING for the petty minds of the cyber-art world. 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Message-ID: Mock me. http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ and particularily: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html sA Scott Allan From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 15 08:41:34 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. Message-ID: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://www.linuxplanet.com/linuxplanet/print/3012/ > Government and industry are not, actually, our friends, except in > the areas -- few in number and narrow in scope -- where their goals > and ours coincide. That's why the founding fathers put together a > Constitution and Bill of Rights designed not to give government > power but to limit the power of government. The philosopher James > Burnham many years ago articulated the truism that it's impossible > to do just one thing -- that you'll perhaps achieve the desired > effect, but you'll achieve some unanticipated effects as well. The > convenience of having a voice in your dashboard tell you where you > are comes with the risk of anyone being able to track you down, for > good or ill. The convenience of macros that execute automatically > when they arrive in an email message is counterbalanced by > vulnerability to attack. Some -- me -- would say more than > counterbalanced. ... > That's why it's worrisome that so many people talk about moving > Linux into "the mainstream." Look at the mainstream: It's no place > to be. It's where people who put convenience ahead of quality, > reason, and freedom live. ... > The point is, the things that would take Linux to the mainstream are > also the things that would strip it of its Linux-ness. Our suspicion > is a good and healthy, and our vigilance is wise. Selling it to the > masses, though, would require such changes as would relax that > mistrust. What we really want is for the mainstream to suffer an > attack of good sense and move to us, and that ain'tagonna happen. Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, X... -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Thu Feb 15 09:58:15 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] I don't care. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Scott Allan wrote: > Mock me. > > http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ > oh boy. here's the friend's only section: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/pixyfriend.html no really javascript is a great security measure. especially when you put the verboten page in your robots.txt -- "I'd push him in the pool, too" -- Ben Franklin From pedro at flynn.zork.net Thu Feb 15 10:00:46 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] what did you learn today in school... Message-ID: <20010215120046.Q3632@flynn.zork.net> -----Original Message----- From: Kevin Peterson [mailto:kevinapeterson@yahoo.com] Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2001 10:11 AM To: Jed Anderson; peter Subject: what did you learn today in school... now, tell me if you ever heard this in one of your classes.... during my constitutional law class, we were talking about gays in the military. one guy, about 24 years old and engaged, raised his hand and made this comment: "I understand that troop moral is an important thing for the gov't to have in your army. i mean, you want your army to be happy. Now, I remember seeing movies where they had some army units made up of only black men, and they seemed happy and able to encourage each other. Why not just have a gay unit? they would be able to support each other and.... well, sleep with each other if that would make them happy. I know I'm always in a better mood after I have sex...." an embarassed laughter went though the crowd..... and that's what i learned in school today.... later kp -----End Forwarded Message----- From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 15 11:00:31 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 06:04:56PM -0800 References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 06:04:56PM -0800, Nickels Moffitt, King of the Low Rollers wrote: > From: DarensList@DARE.com > To: nick@zork.net And you said I was lame for reading the Drudge Report? For fuck's sake. I'll be up at the C2C conference (Clay 2 Clay) later this afternoon in time for Greg Aharonian's "softtware patenteers will own your sorry ass" talk. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 15 11:10:43 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 11:00:31AM -0800 References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > > From: DarensList@DARE.com > > And you said I was lame for reading the Drudge Report? For fuck's > sake. Um, hel-LO! This was SPAM! Someone found my address as associated with a site called "crackmonkey", and decided to send me some mildly related propaganda. > I'll be up at the C2C conference (Clay 2 Clay) later this afternoon > in time for Greg Aharonian's "softtware patenteers will own your > sorry ass" talk. Report! Report! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From lee at hexkey.co.uk Thu Feb 15 04:53:48 2001 From: lee at hexkey.co.uk (Lee Maguire) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Too Hot for nettime-l!!!!!!! In-Reply-To: <877l2seds6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 09:06:01PM -0800 References: <877l2seds6.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010215125348.A19278@enzo.hexkey.org> [2001-02-14] Mr . Bad wrote: > The following piece of art was CENSORED by the moderators of > nettime-l. Man, I guess I'm just too AVANT FUCKING GARDE for that > list! Damnation! Truely, crackmonkey is the McSweeney's of "stuff". and why I don't read 0xdeadbeef any more. YOU ALL ROCK! From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 15 11:25:11 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Buy cigarettes, pack your duffle bag. Message-ID: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> Attention: Microsoft crawls to Washington to beg for protection from Linux, thereby losing following among Ayn Rand fans. http://news.cnet.com/investor/news/newsitem/0-9900-1028-4825719-RHAT.html?tag=ltnc When the Ayn Rand fans start showing up at your local Linux User Group, please prepare to disappear to the Secret Mountain Super-Productive Elite Smart People Stronghold. Bring smokes. That is all. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 15 11:49:19 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Buy cigarettes, pack your duffle bag. In-Reply-To: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> References: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> Message-ID: <87lmr7d8w0.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: DM> Attention: Microsoft crawls to Washington to beg for DM> protection from Linux, thereby losing following among Ayn Rand DM> fans. DM> http://news.cnet.com/investor/news/newsitem/0-9900-1028-4825719-RHAT.html?tag=ltnc Listen, you Linux people and your JOIN-US-NOW-AND-SHARE-THE-SOFTWARE commie atheist pinko ways are destroying our Freedom to Innovate! Too much government destroys the freedom to innovate! Too much Free Software destroys the freedom to innovate! Everyone is coming after our freedom to innovate! Of course, by "freedom to innovate" I mean "god-given right to make obscene amounts of money fairly effortlessly." Which is what is American and what we must defend! Even if we must use Gestapo tactics to eliminate the free distribution of information! Take this example: Man 1: "Excuse me, sir? How do I get to Zeitgeist?" Man 2: "Oh, it's on the corner of Duboce and Valencia. Go that way two blocks and take a left." Man 1: "Thank you! I sure am glad I didn't have to pay any money for the innovative Microsoft Map(TM) for the Windows CE platform, since I could simply 'pirate' the information from you." Man 2: "Yes! Ha ha ha!" As you can see, giving away free information hurts everyone. Now, consider THIS variation: Man 1: "Excuse me, sir? How do I get to Zeitgeist?" Man 2: "Oh, it's on the corner of Duboce and-- UGH!! Ow!" Cop 1: "All right, scumbag, up against the wall! You information sharers make me sick! You are under arrest, of course, but in order to inform you of your rights, I will require you to pay me for that information." Man 2: [Face in wall] "MMmf. OAKTAY. Heerfm A dalla." Cop 1: "It's a pleasure to serve you. Your dollar will help build more innovations in Miranda rights readings, and aid in the American way. Now, I'm going to need you to agree to this 'cuff-through' license agreement. By accepting these handcuffs, you accept the license I am about to read you. You have the right to remain silent..." Man 1: [Wandering off] "Hmm, I feel bad that I almost had a criminal 'hacker' put some 'pirate' location information in my brain. Thank goodness I escaped in time! I guess I'll go buy the innovative Microsoft Map(TM) for the Windows CE mobile platform." [Entering store] "I would like to buy the innovative Microsoft Map (TM) for the Windows CE mobile platform." Microsoft Person: "Yet more benefit to violently enforcing the American Way! With this sale, we are now free to innovate even finer software, including ways to share pictures with your entire family instantly." Cop 1: [Appearing incongruously and rubbing chin thoughtfully] "Hmmm... Sharing PICTURES, eh? UP AGAINST THE WALL, SCUMBAG!!!" As you can see, a world where no one is allowed to share free information would be much more humorous and ironic, and feature lots of funny cop-on-man violence. Therefore, the Pigdog Forensics Team proposes that Free Software be banned and Jim Allchin made Emperor of the Universe. Thank you for your time. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 15 11:53:41 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Buy cigarettes, pack your duffle bag. In-Reply-To: <87lmr7d8w0.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 11:49:19AM -0800 References: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> <87lmr7d8w0.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010215115340.F3175@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > As you can see, a world where no one is allowed to share free > information would be much more humorous and ironic, and feature lots > of funny cop-on-man violence. With deliciously homoerotic overtones! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at shithousecrazy.com Thu Feb 15 12:10:36 2001 From: mr.bad at shithousecrazy.com (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Buy cigarettes, pack your duffle bag. In-Reply-To: <20010215115340.F3175@zork.net> References: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> <87lmr7d8w0.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010215115340.F3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <87g0hfd7wj.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> With deliciously homoerotic overtones! Really? I hadn't even recognized that. Beaujolais! Yet another fine benefit of FREEDOM to INNOVATE! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad - mr.bad@shithousecrazy.com - http://www.shithousecrazy.com/ * s t a y * * r e a l * * b a d * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 15 12:24:22 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Buy cigarettes, pack your duffle bag. In-Reply-To: <87g0hfd7wj.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@shithousecrazy.com on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:10:36PM -0800 References: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> <87lmr7d8w0.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010215115340.F3175@zork.net> <87g0hfd7wj.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010215122422.G3175@zork.net> begin Mr . Bad quotation: > >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: > > MM> With deliciously homoerotic overtones! > > Really? I hadn't even recognized that. Beaujolais! Yet another fine > benefit of FREEDOM to INNOVATE! Great! Let's reconvene HUAC right now! ''I'm an American, I believe in the American Way,'' he said. ''I worry if the government encourages open source, and I don't think we've done enough education of policy makers to understand the threat.'' Goddamn, Anchower! Let's hear it for mutually-assured destruction! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From geoperry at iww.org Thu Feb 15 12:38:54 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] M$' Jim Allchin says Linux is un-American Message-ID: "America is a Christain Nation with a Capitalist system." - Ben Franklin "I'm an American, I believe in the American Way. I worry if the government encourages open source; and I don't think we've done enough education of policy makers to understand the threat." - Jim Allchin From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 15 12:48:21 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] M$' Jim Allchin says Linux is un-American In-Reply-To: ; from geoperry@iww.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:38:54PM -0800 References: Message-ID: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org> On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:38:54PM -0800, George J.P. Perry wrote: > > > "I'm an American, I believe in the American Way. I worry if the > government encourages open source; and I don't think we've done enough > education of policy makers to understand the threat." - Jim Allchin First article in which every quote is a Ditherati keeper. Submit your favorite today. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From mr.bad at shithousecrazy.com Thu Feb 15 13:04:57 2001 From: mr.bad at shithousecrazy.com (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] M$' Jim Allchin says Linux is un-American In-Reply-To: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org> References: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org> Message-ID: <874rxvd5dy.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: DM> First article in which every quote is a Ditherati keeper. DM> Submit your favorite today. My favorite part is this juxtaposition: "'Open source is an intellectual-property destroyer,' Allchin said. 'I can't imagine something that could be worse than this for the software business and the intellectual-property business.' [...] Despite Linux's success in some markets, Allchin says he isn't concerned about sales competition from the product." So, is it a threat or not, Mr. Anchower? ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad - mr.bad@shithousecrazy.com - http://www.shithousecrazy.com/ * s t a y * * r e a l * * b a d * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 15 13:19:19 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] irc.microsoft.aynrand.org Message-ID: <20010215131919.I3175@zork.net> [zork(~)] nmap microsoft.aynrand.org Starting nmap V. 2.12 by Fyodor (fyodor@dhp.com, www.insecure.org/nmap/) Interesting ports on webcluster2.forethought.net (216.241.39.2): Port State Protocol Service 21 open tcp ftp 22 open tcp ssh 23 open tcp telnet 25 open tcp smtp 80 open tcp http 110 open tcp pop-3 111 open tcp sunrpc 113 open tcp auth 143 open tcp imap2 179 filtered tcp bgp 513 open tcp login 514 open tcp shell 515 open tcp printer 654 open tcp unknown 1112 open tcp msql 2049 open tcp nfs 3333 open tcp dec-notes 5050 open tcp mmcc 6666 open tcp irc-serv 7000 open tcp afs3-fileserver Nmap run completed -- 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 16 seconds So Lukas is on their IRC server right now poking around. Crazy! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From jdub at aphid.net Thu Feb 15 14:28:06 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 04:41:34PM +0000 References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216092806.A9299@aphid.net> > > What we really want is for the mainstream to suffer an attack of good > > sense and move to us, and that ain'tagonna happen. > > Reasons to be cheerful, one, two, X... Love those arguments that require laboured use of shithouse English to get across their point. AIN'TAGONNA HAPPEN! - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- No clue is good clue. From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 15 14:42:16 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] We need more urban legends. Message-ID: <20010215144216.A3668@zork.net> A recent probe into California's power fiasco revealed that employees at PG&E were forced to leave the lights on all the time to reduce the supply and increase demand. During the gloom of one of the resulting rolling blackouts a young woman was mauled and killed by a pet attack dog and its genetically cloned sibling. During the height of the media fuss the dogs' owner successfuly sued the victim's partner as one of the dogs had chipped a tooth on the victim's pelvis. The partner took the case to the Supreme Court where the jury decided unanimously in this partner's favour. The Court ignored the jury. Ralph Nader stepped in and made a strong appeal. The Court immediately named George W. Bush the winner. George W. Bush then had the partner humanely destroyed by lethal injection. When asked why he replied "Oops! Force of habit.". In a much publicised trial a person accused of gross manslaughter was released when they pleaded the "doggy defence". The dogs' owner made a small fortune appearing on talk shows which they invested in SOMA warehouses deserted by failed dot coms and used them to train fighting dogs for use by muggers, gangs and Republicans. Unfortunately the owner lost public favour when it was discovered that they had taken naked pictures of the dogs when they were only puppies. In the investigation into the recent submarine collision it was revealed that the pay raise promised the armed services was being funded by offering the public rides in military equipment. On the day in question a total of one hundred and twenty-seven of the one hundred and thirty crew positions were occupied by civilians. When the roster was released it was found that all of these were members of a Pearl Harbour Survivors group. The Japanese group might have been rescued more quickly but the Navy helicopter was that day crewed by the Higgins family who wanted to get home in time for the monologue. Amazon.com amazed financial experts when they finally made a profit when they quit selling items and instead sold the name "amazon.com" for a small fortune. They decided to invest in eBook technology ("because we have all these warehouses in which to store books"). The rest of the profit was swallowed up by Barnes & Noble's one-click patent counterclaim. Barnes & Noble's victory was short-lived as Iomega took them to court claiming that their "click of death" showed prior art. Microsoft released Windows 2000 SE (code name "Chad") which charges users by the keyclick. Florida residents failed in their attempt to gain refunds for partially pressed keys. Microsoft made much fuss over the fact that Chad can read ext2 partitions but this turned out to be merely a mechanism for scanning for saleable valid e-mail addresses. In 2002 Microsoft released Windows 2001 which turned out to be the Win2k GUI running over FreeBSD. All computer magazines proclaim it to be the most innovative thing they have ever done. Microsoft SQL server is a rebadged version of PostgreSQL, IIS is Apache and Exchange is qmail. When GPL infringements are challenged Microsoft sends its lawyers to visit armed with ferocious dogs. Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From dkaiser at linuxcare.com Thu Feb 15 15:04:11 2001 From: dkaiser at linuxcare.com (David Kaiser) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Buy cigarettes, pack your duffle bag. References: <20010215112511.E31712@zgp.org> <87lmr7d8w0.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <3A8C606B.9D8907D2@linuxcare.com> OK, I love digging for info on the internet... I thought I'd like to find Jim Allchin's e-mail addy so I could give him a piece of my mind about this whole destroying of competition thing. I google'd for "allchin@" Well, so google didn't bring back the coveted e-mail address, but I've got his office number and fax number, ( http://www.thestandard.com/people/display/0,1157,2304,00.html ) I'm sure those are screened by some intern, so they're probably not any good. I keep searching and I stumble across how much Allchin contributed to the back pockets of Ashcroft, McCain, Gingrich, http://herndon1.sdrdc.com/cgi-bin/com_detail/C00227546 ok, so actually, that link is a summary of the "Microsoft Corporation Political Action Committee", but if you dig around under the Individuals link, you can see details, in fact Mr. Allchin's home address is even listed on the scanned copy of the Schedule A form. Now, who wants to send a free copy of The Cathedral and the Bazaar to 3038 E. Laurelhurst, so Jim can read it at home... ;) Actually, what really sucks is that if you tally up the donations that have gone through this fund, you will see these Microsoft execs at the rate of $1000 or $5000 apiece donated $2,166,675 big ones to further ensure the corruption of American politicans (even Lieberman got $5000.) I'm sure they wouldn't call it corruption though, they would use terminology like protecting the freedom to innovate, or preventing that great intellectual property destroyer, Linux from being used in Government. $2,166,675.00 donated by Microsoft to politicians. -- David Kaiser, Linuxcare, Inc. From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 15:06:32 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010216092806.A9299@aphid.net> Message-ID: <3A8C60F8.2D9A1831@praxis.com.au> Jeff Waugh wrote: > Love those arguments that require laboured use of shithouse English to get > across their point. > > AIN'TAGONNA HAPPEN! But as Nikita Kruschev was right all along, so are plundering sycophants who read trash like this: http://www.chinaeastwind.com/trailerpark/ -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "Tired of being a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Bite me." From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 15:14:35 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <3A8C60F8.2D9A1831@praxis.com.au> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010216092806.A9299@aphid.net> <3A8C60F8.2D9A1831@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <01021518143504.00917@workstation> well as they say over exposure to these things we sayt help us makes us slightly homicidal, and cycopathic a bit. MIA On Thursday 15 February 2001 18:06, Rick Welykochy wrote: > Jeff Waugh wrote: > > Love those arguments that require laboured use of shithouse English to > > get across their point. > > > > AIN'TAGONNA HAPPEN! > > But as Nikita Kruschev was right all along, so are plundering sycophants > who read trash like this: > > http://www.chinaeastwind.com/trailerpark/ > > > -- > Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited > "Tired of being a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Bite me." > > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 15 15:14:53 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021518143504.00917@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 06:14:35PM -0500 References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010216092806.A9299@aphid.net> <3A8C60F8.2D9A1831@praxis.com.au> <01021518143504.00917@workstation> Message-ID: <20010215151453.J3175@zork.net> I wondered where you had gone. Enjoy your vacation? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 15:24:48 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010215151453.J3175@zork.net> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021518143504.00917@workstation> <20010215151453.J3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021518244805.00917@workstation> I guess you can call it a frces computer vacation, had some problems with my isp's but got it all strightened out. dont' worry i missd you to. I will jsut wait for an oportunity to say something stupid or demeaning later to some one. MIA, Ariel AKA Overlord On Thursday 15 February 2001 18:14, Monkey Master wrote: > I wondered where you had gone. Enjoy your vacation? -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 15:24:03 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] We need more urban legends. References: <20010215144216.A3668@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A8C6513.957A6D6D@praxis.com.au> Bernard wrote: > A recent probe ... Confused when the burglars left the camera behind, Ben "Jugnuts" Tinia shrugged, ate dinner and brushed his teeth before going to bed. The next day he developed the film and was bemused to find pictures of his toothbrush probing the heliophobic canals of the perpetrators of the burglary. -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "Tired of eating a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Bite me." From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 15 16:10:18 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] M$' Jim Allchin says Linux is un-American In-Reply-To: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:48:21PM -0800 References: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010215161018.A7321@zork.net> 15Feb2001 12:48PM (-0800) From [dmarti@zgp.org] dmarti [Don Marti] > On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:38:54PM -0800, George J.P. Perry wrote: > > > > > First article in which every quote is a Ditherati keeper. Submit your > favorite today. "We can build a better product than Linux," he said. So, presumably they just choose not to do it? Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 16:47:45 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] M$' Jim Allchin says Linux is un-American References: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org> <20010215161018.A7321@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A8C78B1.1B0985F2@praxis.com.au> Bernard wrote: > > 15Feb2001 12:48PM (-0800) From [dmarti@zgp.org] dmarti [Don Marti] > > On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:38:54PM -0800, George J.P. Perry wrote: > > > > > > > > First article in which every quote is a Ditherati keeper. Submit your > > favorite today. Revisiting: "I'm an American, I believe in the American Way. I worry if the government encourages open source, and I don't think we've done enough education of policy makers to understand the threat." s/open source/proprietary monopoly/ to convert the above into a true statement. s/the American Way/apple pie/ to convert the above into a recipe. -- Rickster Welykochy "Toiled while being a rash test mummy for Microsoft? Fly Linux" From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 17:21:01 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job Message-ID: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> Let's play spot the oxymorons. -- Senior VB Analyst/Programmer -- Our client is the preferred provider of management consulting and technical services to many of Australia's top companies. An opportunity awaits for a Senior VB Analyst/Programmer to become part of a large team within this company. The successful applicant will join the development team (12 people) and help build a sophisticated web application. The skills you will require are VB, ASP, PL/SQL, Com, ADO and HTML. You will also be experienced in Visual Interdev. To join this fast growing international company send your resume to jobs@bestpeople.com.au or call Lee Golgerth on 9566 4272. -- -- Dick Welykochy "Risible crash test dummy for Microsoft? Be Linux" From mdillon at standmed.com Thu Feb 15 17:23:59 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:19 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Feb 2001, Rick Welykochy wrote: > Let's play spot the oxymorons. perhaps are they obscured behind the hypomoron in front? or the point is that only you are cool enough to see them? do tell. -md From jmorris at intercode.com.au Thu Feb 15 16:26:08 2001 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Feb 2001, Rick Welykochy wrote: > -- > Senior VB Drinker > -- Now here's an interesting job in Toronto: http://uranus.it.swin.edu.au/~taustin/downloads/safsig/goodjob.jpg - James -- James Morris From dhd at eradicator.org Thu Feb 15 17:28:35 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: Rick Welykochy's message of "Fri, 16 Feb 2001 12:21:01 +1100" References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <87r90zbem4.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Rick Welykochy writes: > Our client is the preferred provider of management consulting and technical > services to many of Australia's top companies. An opportunity awaits for a > Senior VB Analyst/Programmer to become part of a large team within this > company. > > The successful applicant will join the development team (12 people) and help > build a sophisticated web application. The skills you will require are VB, ASP, > PL/SQL, Com, ADO and HTML. You will also be experienced in Visual > Interdev. Isn't that just Australian for "you get to sit around drinking beer all day"? -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Thu Feb 15 17:33:17 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Feb 2001, Rick Welykochy wrote: > Let's play spot the oxymorons. > jobs@bestpeople.com.au this is one, right? unless they're talking about people who are best at shagging kangaroos. my company has supplied me with guinness today. I am a happy employee. -- "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -- Ben Franklin From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 18:10:30 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job References: Message-ID: <3A8C8C16.466E4D6D@praxis.com.au> James Morris wrote: > Now here's an interesting job in Toronto: > http://uranus.it.swin.edu.au/~taustin/downloads/safsig/goodjob.jpg The Globe and Mail reports that five of the test subjects are now suing the Dept of Otolaryngology at the UofT for whiplash cause by the experiments. -- Tick Telykochy || Ruxious Services Pty Limited "Mired by bringing a crash test dummy to Microsoft? Twy Rinux" From sween at modelm.org Thu Feb 15 18:30:36 2001 From: sween at modelm.org (sween) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] transportation for the bad people of the future Message-ID: http://www.solotrek.com http://www.moller.com --- | M | -sween --- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 19:42:15 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <01021522421500.01322@workstation> On Thursday 15 February 2001 20:21, Rick Welykochy wrote: > Let's play spot the oxymorons. I dont' seem to get the einglish teacher joke behind this. Like DHD said..."do tel" Maybe it was outa timing. Maybe your simply a cornball or it was a cornball moment. Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 20:30:13 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021522421500.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <3A8CACD5.463A3CBC@praxis.com.au> "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > I dont' seem to get the einglish teacher joke behind this. Like DHD > said..."do tel" > Maybe it was outa timing. Maybe your simply a cornball or it was a cornball > moment. I count 23 insults to correct English in the above. You must be a septic tank. Or rather, *you're* simply a lurid inebriated insecure dim-witted devolved insipid self-abusing cornholer. -- Tick Tick Welykochy "Hired a crash test dummy from Microsoft?" From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 15 20:26:49 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021518244805.00917@workstation> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021518143504.00917@workstation> <20010215151453.J3175@zork.net> <01021518244805.00917@workstation> Message-ID: <87g0hfw8vq.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "AVR" == Ariel V Rosa writes: AVR> I guess you can call it a frces computer vacation Yeah, why the hell not? Sure. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 20:42:41 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <3A8CACD5.463A3CBC@praxis.com.au> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021522421500.01322@workstation> <3A8CACD5.463A3CBC@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <01021523424103.01322@workstation> On Thursday 15 February 2001 23:30, Rick Welykochy wrote: > I count 23 insults to correct English in the above. You must be a septic > tank. Or rather, *you're* simply a lurid inebriated insecure dim-witted > devolved insipid self-abusing cornholer. Yes yes the non-original MTV humore cornhole...been a while since i heard that one. Devolved hmmmmm I wonder about you. Do you always get this sensitive when you get insulted. How about attending a happieness clinic, maybe an anger managment course? I have a solution well I think migth requre you to achive orgasm though, the plan is shure to get you to lossen up the einglish teacher attitude. (soem times I mispel on purpose to tick anal probes like you off, guess you can call me a masuquist. heh, and some call me a genius) If you have any non-sleep triggering come backs please by all means. take a shot. dim-witted not likely....just a prick -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 20:53:24 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021522421500.01322@workstation> <3A8CACD5.463A3CBC@praxis.com.au> <01021523424103.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > If you have any non-sleep triggering come backs please by all means. take a > shot. > dim-witted not likely....just a prick sadistic whinging inconsequential emasculated drooling alcoholic smelly treacherous undernourished wannabe -richard not nixon From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 21:06:21 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021523424103.01322@workstation> <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <01021600062104.01322@workstation> On Thursday 15 February 2001 23:53, Rick Welykochy wrote: > sadistic whinging inconsequential emasculated drooling alcoholic smelly > treacherous undernourished wannabe I seem to be developing an itch in my ass again. OH!! DARN!! I got to pull rick out again. Didn't i wanr you thats a bad plase to be. you only get youre self frustrated. Your cortex will stop working if you try to dig up an more sophisticated (yeah right) vocabulary out of it. Would you like my thesaurus? It has dust on it but it still works, unlike your sense of humor, or ability to say something shoking. Oh listen up the tiolet, only pure joy; hiorgliphics.  No. just ricks barin wasting -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From zen at zork.net Thu Feb 15 21:07:32 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021600062104.01322@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 12:06:21AM -0500 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021523424103.01322@workstation> <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> <01021600062104.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <20010215210732.A5866@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > I seem to be developing an itch in my ass again. OH!! DARN!! > I got to pull rick out again. > Didn't i wanr you thats a bad plase to be. > you only get youre self frustrated. Your cortex will stop working if you try > to dig up an more sophisticated (yeah right) vocabulary out of it. Would you > like my thesaurus? You have a thesaurus? Why? You have a thesaurus? Why? > It has dust on it but it still works, unlike your sense of humor, or ability > to say something shoking. Maybe you should hang onto it. Maybe you should hang onto it. > Oh listen up the tiolet, only pure joy; hiorgliphics. ?No. > just ricks barin wasting Want to try again? Want to try again? -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 15 21:23:16 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021523424103.01322@workstation> <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> <01021600062104.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <3A8CB944.32F29F26@praxis.com.au> "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > I seem to be developing an itch in my ass again. OH!! DARN!! > I got to pull rick out again. > Didn't i wanr you thats a bad plase to be. > you only get youre self frustrated. Your cortex will stop working if you try > to dig up an more sophisticated (yeah right) vocabulary out of it. Would you > like my thesaurus? > It has dust on it but it still works, unlike your sense of humor, or ability > to say something shoking. > > Oh listen up the tiolet, only pure joy; hiorgliphics. No. > just ricks barin wasting Excuse me for mistaking you for a septic. Only a pommie could spew out toilet humour for mutants. Et maintenant, le reponse regardant "oxymorons" dedans Dream Job: VB <--> Analyst/Programmer premiere occasion <--> VB ASP, ADO <--> application sophistique de Web equipe de developpement <--> plateforme de Microsoft le fournisseur prefere pour completer des compagnies <--> plateforme de Microsoft une grande equipe <--> 12 personnes -- Trick Welykochy or Practixe Services Pty Limited "We don't do VB around here." From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 15 21:49:52 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021600062104.01322@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 12:06:21AM -0500 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021523424103.01322@workstation> <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> <01021600062104.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <20010215214952.K3175@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > On Thursday 15 February 2001 23:53, Rick Welykochy wrote: > > sadistic whinging inconsequential emasculated drooling alcoholic > > smelly treacherous undernourished wannabe > > I seem to be developing an itch in my ass again. OH!! DARN!! > I got to pull rick out again. > Didn't i wanr you thats a bad plase to be. This is like watching epileptic children finger-paint. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 21:56:07 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010215210732.A5866@zork.net> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021600062104.01322@workstation> <20010215210732.A5866@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021600560706.01322@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 00:07, George Moffitt wrote: > You have a thesaurus? Why? > You have a thesaurus? Why? > > Maybe you should hang onto it. > Maybe you should hang onto it. > > Want to try again? > Want to try again? Great stutter boy is back. Nice to have ya. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 15 21:58:02 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010215215802.L3175@zork.net> Jesux, did Australia just discover the innurnet or something? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- dezwart@iprimus.com.au has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From zen at zork.net Thu Feb 15 22:18:32 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010215214952.K3175@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 09:49:52PM -0800 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021523424103.01322@workstation> <3A8CB244.F7388FB7@praxis.com.au> <01021600062104.01322@workstation> <20010215214952.K3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010215221831.B5866@zork.net> begin Monkey Master quotation: > This is like watching epileptic children finger-paint. With a strobe light on. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 22:28:12 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010215221831.B5866@zork.net> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <20010215214952.K3175@zork.net> <20010215221831.B5866@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021601281207.01322@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 01:18, George Moffitt wrote: > begin Monkey Master quotation: > > This is like watching epileptic children finger-paint. > > With a strobe light on. My gosh the imagery, shit imagine seeing this. George do you stutte in your sleep to? -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From zen at zork.net Thu Feb 15 22:32:44 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021601281207.01322@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 01:28:12AM -0500 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <20010215214952.K3175@zork.net> <20010215221831.B5866@zork.net> <01021601281207.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <20010215223243.C5866@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > My gosh the imagery, shit imagine seeing this. > George do you stutte in your sleep to? Nope. Your commanding presence fills me with feelings of inadequacy, and I find it hard to form a coherent sentence. I especially liked the remark about the toilet, and the gay sex. That was really good stuff. Nope. Your commanding presence fills me with feelings of inadequacy, and I find it hard to form a coherent sentence. I especially liked the remark about the toilet, and the gay sex. That was really good stuff. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 15 22:45:14 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010215223243.C5866@zork.net> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021601281207.01322@workstation> <20010215223243.C5866@zork.net> Message-ID: <0102160145140A.01322@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 01:32, George Moffitt wrote: > Nope. Your commanding presence fills me with feelings of > inadequacy, and I find it hard to form a coherent sentence. I > especially liked the remark about the toilet, and the gay sex. That > was really good stuff. > Nope. Your commanding presence fills me with feelings of > inadequacy, and I find it hard to form a coherent sentence. I > especially liked the remark about the toilet, and the gay sex. That > was really good stuff. well thank Gar Vilkaitis for inspiring me with a butt load of incoherent funny crap. stutter on my friend. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 15 23:40:08 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <0102160145140A.01322@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 01:45:14AM -0500 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021601281207.01322@workstation> <20010215223243.C5866@zork.net> <0102160145140A.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > well thank Gar Vilkaitis for inspiring me with a butt load of > incoherent funny crap. How cute. He doesn't realize that it was his OWN incoherent crap being spewed back at him! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dezwart at iprimus.com.au Thu Feb 15 22:18:13 2001 From: dezwart at iprimus.com.au (Pete Black) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010215215802.L3175@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 09:58:02PM -0800 References: <20010215215802.L3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216171813.B1133@mjolnir> Oops, my kangaroo was playing with my laptop again ;-) "Here Skip!" de Zwart. Around about 2158h 15/02/2001, Nick Moffitt emitted the following wisdom: > Jesux, did Australia just discover the innurnet or something? From zen at zork.net Fri Feb 16 02:54:18 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 11:40:08PM -0800 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021601281207.01322@workstation> <20010215223243.C5866@zork.net> <0102160145140A.01322@workstation> <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216025418.D5866@zork.net> begin Monkey Master quotation: > How cute. He doesn't realize that it was his OWN incoherent > crap being spewed back at him! But his ignorance is so spiteful and deliberate! Don't you see he's better than us? But his ignorance is so spiteful and deliberate! Don't you see he's better than us? -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 16 04:28:24 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021522510301.01322@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 10:51:03PM -0500 References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021518244805.00917@workstation> <20010215214342.A9931@stu.ddts.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> Message-ID: <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 10:51:03PM -0500, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > Why havent you found the lucky penny Robert or should I say Bob. Yes I guess > after drinking coffe all day and night looking at these glowing screnes and > constantly pressing keys. Some where along the line fatigue comes into play. wow, you must be fatigued *constantly*. here in america, however, we call that "stupidity". > Hey being incoherent is a qulity at times, gives no brainers like you a qulity? wtf is a qulity? can you not fcking spel? > chance to get one over on people with a brain. Originality is truly dead people with a brain? on this mailing list? it's all been infested with drooling idiots like YOU: Organization: BlueMillenium X-Mailer: KMail [version 1.1.99] -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From pedro at flynn.zork.net Fri Feb 16 05:55:06 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Fun with advertising... Message-ID: <20010216075506.X3632@flynn.zork.net> http://www.antiwesley.com/images/elwonko18.jpg From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 07:27:55 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <0102160145140A.01322@workstation> <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021610275500.07282@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 02:40, Monkey Master wrote: > How cute. He doesn't realize that it was his OWN incoherent > crap being spewed back at him! Ok M&M, I do know thats my own crap. What the hell im nto as think headed as some of my fellow intelectuals here. Gar Vilkaitis doeas a great job of scrambling words around. Odly they make sense every now and then. Now go spank the monkey , cornballs arent allowd to spank anything else. For once take the blue one....geees -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 07:30:06 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010216025418.D5866@zork.net> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> <20010216025418.D5866@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021610300601.07282@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 05:54, George Moffitt wrote: > begin Monkey Master quotation: > > How cute. He doesn't realize that it was his OWN incoherent > > crap being spewed back at him! > > But his ignorance is so spiteful and deliberate! Don't you > see he's better than us? > > But his ignorance is so spiteful and deliberate! Don't you > see he's better than us? You have got a point, just find it in there some where. There you go again with the superiority complex thing. We should get a shrink to subscribe to this list. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 16 07:27:03 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021610300601.07282@workstation> ("Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Fri, 16 Feb 2001 10:30:06 -0500") References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> <20010216025418.D5866@zork.net> <01021610300601.07282@workstation> Message-ID: <6uae7mfy2g.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "AVR" == Ariel V Rosa writes: AVR> You have got a point, just find it in there some where. There AVR> you go again with the superiority complex thing. We should AVR> get a shrink to subscribe to this list. Done. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 07:37:23 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <01021610372302.07282@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 07:28, Robert Edmonds wrote: > people with a brain? on this mailing list? it's all been infested with > drooling idiots like YOU: hmmm...funny my keyboard hasn't shorted out. I dont' see it as a problem. Infested nah, think of it as a passing of the guard, (you old fart). I have never encounterd such a funny factor deprived message. Shit i have ran across tech support questions funnier than your reply. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 16 07:35:35 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021610372302.07282@workstation> ("Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Fri, 16 Feb 2001 10:37:23 -0500") References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> Message-ID: <6u66iafxo8.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "AVM" == Ariel V Rosa writes: AVM> hmmm...funny my keyboard hasn't shorted out. I dont' see it AVM> as a problem. Infested nah, think of it as a passing of the AVM> guard, (you old fart) More like passing of a kidney stone. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From zen at zork.net Fri Feb 16 08:35:24 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <6u66iafxo8.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 03:35:35PM +0000 References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> <6u66iafxo8.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216083524.A468@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > More like passing of a kidney stone. More like failing it. More like failing it. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Feb 16 10:32:34 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021523424103.01322@workstation> Message-ID: On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > einglish teacher attitude. (soem times I mispel on purpose to tick anal > probes like you off, guess you can call me a masuquist. heh, and some call me > a genius) that's certainly a convenient excuse. who are these people who call you a genius? And how long has it been since they've come up from the tunnels? -- "eye'd rater hav a botel inn fronnt off mee then a frontle loboomy." -- Ben Franklin From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 16 11:20:47 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216083524.A468@zork.net> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> <6u66iafxo8.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010216083524.A468@zork.net> Message-ID: <87lmr6xwmo.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "GM" == George Moffitt writes: >> More like passing of a kidney stone. GM> More like failing it. GM> More like failing it. Shit, my modem is set on HALF-DUPLEX again. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 11:22:36 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] "... to the sound of whalesong and the pungent aroma of joss sticks." Message-ID: <20010216112236.Q3175@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull Forwarded-by: Guy Harris http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/7/16543.html "Now Corel has announced a revamp, complete with new logo. It's not just a logo, though - it's a complete philosophy in a gif. Take it away, Robert Travers, Creative Director of Corel's inhouse Agency: The logo was reworked to modernize it, with the goal that it would mirror the new corporate direction. The choice of font and colours reflects this evolution. The logo was inspired by what I call the moment of inspiration. It happens when what you're working on starts to come to life. You lose yourself in your drawing and time has no real meaning. You become at one with your surroundings, yet you are lost within them. You are at peace, yet you have a rush of adrenaline. These dualities inspired the use of the yin yang element in the shape of the head. This astounding piece of fiddling while Rome burns was written no doubt to the sound of whalesong and the pungent aroma of joss sticks. Things must be bad." ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 16 11:25:07 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <87lmr6xwmo.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mr. Bad's message of "16 Feb 2001 11:20:47 -0800") References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> <6u66iafxo8.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010216083524.A468@zork.net> <87lmr6xwmo.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6uwvaqe8h8.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MB" == Bad writes: >>>>> "GM" == George Moffitt writes: GM> More like failing it. GM> More like failing it. MB> Shit, my modem is set on HALF-DUPLEX again. Looks more like FULL-ECHO to me. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 11:28:55 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 14 February 2001] Message-ID: <20010216112855.S3175@zork.net> The attributions are always the best part. ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily IF NOTHING ELSE, WE'LL PASS AN ANTI-SPAM BILL "I would expect that my colleagues, like me, will be contacted by the over 50 million Napster fans who oppose the injunction and fear the demise of Napster. This may prompt a legislative response." Senator-songwriter Orrin Hatch (R.-Napster), sprinkling fertilizer on the music-sharing service's grassroots backing, Inside.com, 14 February 2001 http://www.inside.com/jcs/Story?article_id=23618&pod_id=9 So how are you? Email if you want to share. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 11:29:55 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 15 February 2001] Message-ID: <20010216112955.T3175@zork.net> Looks like he stuck to short and sweet. ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily I AM BECOME LINUX, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS "Open source is an intellectual-property destroyer." Microsoft veep Jim Allchin, who never shared much in kindergarten, either, Bloomberg News, 14 February 2001 http://quote.bloomberg.com/fgcgi.cgi?T=marketsquote99_news.ht&s=AOospdBaQTWljcm9z ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 11:45:33 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Excerpted: NTK now, 2001-02-16] Message-ID: <20010216114533.V3175@zork.net> Goddamn, Danny. We on zork.net were just recently gushing about RUBY. I hear she's a galactic gumshoe. A good one. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull From: "Danny O'Brien" _ _ _____ _ __ <*the* weekly high-tech sarcastic update for the uk> | \ | |_ _| |/ / _ __ __2001-02-16_ o join! mail an empty message to | \| | | | | ' / | '_ \ / _ \ \ /\ / / o ntknow-subscribe@lists.ntk.net | |\ | | | | . \ | | | | (_) \ v v / o website (+ archive) lives at: |_| \_| |_| |_|\_\|_| |_|\___/ \_/\_/ o http://www.ntk.net/ The perl5-porters and their monkish acolytes huddle around camp fires at the base of Mount Imparseable, where Larry convenes with the spirit of The More Than One Way. If absolute peace is maintained, he will soon return with the Three-Hundred-And-Sixty-One Tablets of Perl 6. But as they wait, in the pre-dawn East the sickly glow of RUBY grows stronger. Yes, Ruby, the language that says it's like Smalltalk (but is really cleaner Perlish syntax with better-than-Python-OOP and Satherish iteration) has traditionally been trapped in Japan by the Great Font Divide, unable to vex its Western ancestor. But no more. The rods are cast in twain; Addison-Wesley have a book out. They've open sourced the reference section, and Dr. Dobbs, that gullible old gatekeeper, has even written a tutorial in January's issue. Larry is wise, and strong. But remember how his one regret was he didn't get to a Christian missionary? Guess what Ruby's creator used to be? A missionary in Hiroshima, Larry. In Hiroshima. http://www.perl.com/pub/2001/02/14/p6p.html - ""What *is* going on over there, anyway?", cries ESR http://www.pragmaticprogrammer.com/ruby/downloads/refman.html - the missionary stuff is in comp.lang.ruby (deja RIP) http://www.ddj.com/articles/2001/0101/0101b/0101b.htm - only DDJ would do their URLs in binary and, finally, a reader known only as "H0L" brought us bang up to date, while maintaining the Victorian connection, by planning to buy an ebook solely "to read all the great old literature they have on http://www.blackmask.com ". Titles include Sir Samuel Baker's THE RIFLE AND THE HOUND IN CEYLON http://www.blackmask.com/books18c/rifledex.htm , an upbeat travelogue containing invaluable big-game tourism advice like "From the peculiar formation of the head, it is almost impossible to kill a bull elephant by the forehead shot". It's the stuff Rough Guides just don't tell you... >> SMALL PRINT << Need to Know is a useful and interesting UK digest of things that happened last week or might happen next week. You can read it on Friday afternoon or print it out then take it home if you have nothing better to do. It is compiled by NTK from stuff they get sent. Registered at the Post Office as "your power is no match against our patented P2P screengrab technology" http://www.ntk.net/2001/02/16/dohdave.jpg NEED TO KNOW THEY STOLE OUR REVOLUTION. NOW WE'RE STEALING IT BACK. Archive - http://www.ntk.net/ Unsubscribe? Mail ntknow-unsubscribe@lists.ntk.net Subscribe? Mail ntknow-subscribe@lists.ntk.net NTK now is supported by UNFORTU.NET, and by you: http://www.ntkmart.com/ (K) 2001 Special Projects. Copying is fine, but include URL: http://www.ntk.net/ Tips, news and gossip to tips@spesh.com All communication is for publication, unless you beg. Press releases from naive PR people to pr@spesh.com Remember: Your work email may be monitored if sending sensitive material. Sending >500KB attachments is forbidden by the Geneva Convention. Your country may be at risk if you fail to comply. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 12:41:30 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [destiny@zork.net: [Pigdog] DeAnza bomb-maker flames AOLer] Message-ID: <20010216124130.A3175@zork.net> It's the DeAnza bomber, everybody! ----- Forwarded message from David Cassel ----- http://www.cwi.nl/htbin/jack/mailfetch.py?43357 "Maybe if us real anarchists are lucky, you'll burn your fucking house down too... Now get the fuck off the list you dumbass." ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nutella at zork.net Fri Feb 16 13:00:13 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010216171813.B1133@mjolnir>; from dezwart@iprimus.com.au on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:18:13PM +1100 References: <20010215215802.L3175@zork.net> <20010216171813.B1133@mjolnir> Message-ID: <20010216130013.A14278@zork.net> 16Feb2001 05:18PM (+1100) From [dezwart@iprimus.com.au] dezwart [Pete Black] > Oops, my kangaroo was playing with my laptop again ;-) > > "Here Skip!" [sigh] Skippy was a wallaby dammit. Hmmm... a young Lisa Goddard... Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 13:40:59 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <6uwvaqe8h8.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87lmr6xwmo.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uwvaqe8h8.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <01021616405900.07422@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 14:25, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "MB" == Bad writes: > >>>>> > >>>>> "GM" == George Moffitt writes: > > GM> More like failing it. > GM> More like failing it. > > MB> Shit, my modem is set on HALF-DUPLEX again. > > Looks more like FULL-ECHO to me. It's actually a contagious stutter Geroge has. He has infected his computer with it. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From zen at zork.net Fri Feb 16 13:46:14 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021616405900.07422@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 04:40:59PM -0500 References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87lmr6xwmo.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uwvaqe8h8.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021616405900.07422@workstation> Message-ID: <20010216134614.A16427@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > It's actually a contagious stutter Geroge has. He has infected his computer > with it. Good to keep them in the know. Good to keep them in the know. But are you sure you want to commit yourself so soon? Their explanations are pretty convincing. But are you sure you want to commit yourself so soon? Their explanations are pretty convincing. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 13:54:18 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:20 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216134614.A16427@zork.net> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021616405900.07422@workstation> <20010216134614.A16427@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021616541804.07422@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 16:46, George Moffitt wrote: > begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > > It's actually a contagious stutter Geroge has. He has infected his > > computer with it. > > Good to keep them in the know. > > Good to keep them in the know. > > But are you sure you want to commit yourself so soon? Their > explanations are pretty convincing. > > But are you sure you want to commit yourself so soon? Their > explanations are pretty convincing. no commitment on my part here, just a thought -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From rich at phekda.freeserve.co.uk Fri Feb 16 13:17:20 2001 From: rich at phekda.freeserve.co.uk (Richard Dawe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021522510301.01322@workstation> <20010216072824.A10953@stu.ddts.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> Message-ID: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > Shit i have ran across tech support questions funnier than your reply. Go on, please do share some of your jolly tales! Maybe I'm being way too optimistic here, but surely something funny has to come out of this "thread". Oh yeah, don't bother with the one about CD drives as cup-holders - I've heard that sooo many times. Or the one about the f*ckwit who couldn't type properly because someone had changed the key-caps (e.g. 'm' and 'n') on his keyboard, leading to bad spelling as a result of disorientation. I eagerly await your "reply". -- Richard Dawe http://www.bigfoot.com/~richdawe/ "The soul is the mirror of an indestructible universe." --- Gottfried W. Leibniz From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 14:37:51 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> Message-ID: <01021617375109.07422@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 16:17, Richard Dawe wrote: > "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > > Shit i have ran across tech support questions funnier than your reply. > > Go on, please do share some of your jolly tales! Maybe I'm being way too > optimistic here, but surely something funny has to come out of this > "thread". Oh yeah, don't bother with the one about CD drives as > cup-holders - I've heard that sooo many times. Or the one about the > f*ckwit who couldn't type properly because someone had changed the > key-caps (e.g. 'm' and 'n') on his keyboard, leading to bad spelling as a > result of disorientation. I eagerly await your "reply". Hey there, are you the computer dude, errmm the cup holder on my computer wont work today. i just finished using it yesterday. Now when i press the button the cup holder wont open. I hope I didn't break the cup holder. My reply was the most obvious one, "you idiot, thats a cdRom" the person said hey im not idiot and whats a cdrom? I could not hold my luaghter in. I told him I would fix the automatic cup holder some other day. boy did my staff have a world of fun on this red neck that day. Eventually i had a freind who is more serious about life than I am explain to this person what the cup holder was actually for. that christmas I got this person a stick on cup holder for his cpu. Well the story isn't that funny to some but hey it was out the ordianry. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From scotta at iemedia.ca Fri Feb 16 14:45:17 2001 From: scotta at iemedia.ca (Scott Allan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Feb 2001, Richard Dawe wrote: > "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > > Shit i have ran across tech support questions funnier than your reply. > > Go on, please do share some of your jolly tales! Maybe I'm being way too > optimistic here, but surely something funny has to come out of this > "thread". Oh yeah, don't bother with the one about CD drives as > cup-holders - I've heard that sooo many times. Or the one about the > f*ckwit who couldn't type properly because someone had changed the > key-caps (e.g. 'm' and 'n') on his keyboard, leading to bad spelling as a > result of disorientation. I eagerly await your "reply". K - this list is *really* starting to fuck-ing suck now. About time. sA From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 16 14:48:43 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: ; from scotta@iemedia.ca on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:45:17PM -0500 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> Message-ID: <20010216144843.G3175@zork.net> begin Scott Allan quotation: > K - this list is *really* starting to fuck-ing suck now. You know, we don't *need* any Canadians on this list. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dchud at umich.edu Fri Feb 16 14:49:00 2001 From: dchud at umich.edu (Daniel Chudnov) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021617375109.07422@workstation> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > I could not hold my luaghter in. Please, sir, refrain from sharing further such reminiscentia. I tremble with fear that in a reaction opposing your luaghter, some tissue will grow over my pyloric valve, sealing it forever. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 16 14:59:28 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <01021617592800.08519@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 17:49, Daniel Chudnov wrote: > On Fri, 16 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > > I could not hold my luaghter in. > > Please, sir, refrain from sharing further such reminiscentia. I tremble > with fear that in a reaction opposing your luaghter, some tissue will grow > over my pyloric valve, sealing it forever. did you thinkit was a cup holder at a time in your life? hmmmmm -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From pedro at flynn.zork.net Fri Feb 16 14:53:41 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: ; from scotta@iemedia.ca on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:45:17PM -0500 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> Message-ID: <20010216165341.E3632@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Scott Allan: > K - this list is *really* starting to fuck-ing suck now. > > About time. * Pedro grins and adjusts the incline of his lawn chair and sun reflector * From bryanf at samurai.com Fri Feb 16 15:16:37 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: ; from scotta@iemedia.ca on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:45:17PM -0500 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> Message-ID: <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:45:17PM -0500, Scott Allan wrote: > > K - this list is *really* starting to fuck-ing suck now. I've killfiled that Ariel fuckwit, so all I see are the responses from others. All the amusement, none of the irritation! Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From zen at zork.net Fri Feb 16 15:28:33 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com>; from bryanf@samurai.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 06:16:37PM -0500 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> Message-ID: <20010216152833.A18630@zork.net> begin Bryan Fullerton quotation: > I've killfiled that Ariel fuckwit, so all I see are the responses > from others. All the amusement, none of the irritation! Euh... Quoted replies. That, and we don't care whom you killfile. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From bryanf at samurai.com Fri Feb 16 15:42:54 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216152833.A18630@zork.net>; from zen@zork.net on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 03:28:33PM -0800 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> <20010216152833.A18630@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216184254.Z18369@samurai.com> On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 03:28:33PM -0800, George Moffitt wrote: > Quoted replies. Nick's got most people trimming quoted text reasonably well. > That, and we don't care whom you killfile. Congratulations. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 16 15:46:07 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216184254.Z18369@samurai.com> (Bryan Fullerton's message of "Fri, 16 Feb 2001 18:42:54 -0500") References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> <20010216152833.A18630@zork.net> <20010216184254.Z18369@samurai.com> Message-ID: <6ug0he9oow.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "BF" == Bryan Fullerton writes: BF> On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 03:28:33PM -0800, George Moffitt wrote: >> Quoted replies. BF> Nick's got most people trimming quoted text reasonably well. Barring those of who already knew how to quote and attribute correctly, who did not arrive on this list as drooling idiots. ... Why is my chin wet? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jason at sopko.net Fri Feb 16 17:08:07 2001 From: jason at sopko.net (Jason Sopko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US Message-ID: "Somebody set us up the bomb." http://rmitz.org/AYB3.swf ///Jason From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 16:27:14 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [zbrown@tumblerings.org: problems accessing zork?] Message-ID: <20010216162713.I3175@zork.net> Wow, no Kernel traffic for YOU! http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2001-02-16-008-06-OS-KN&tbovrmode=1#talkback_area -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Fri Feb 16 16:32:17 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021610275500.07282@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 10:27:55AM -0500 References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <0102160145140A.01322@workstation> <20010215234008.N3175@zork.net> <01021610275500.07282@workstation> Message-ID: <20010216183217.F3632@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Ariel V. Rosa: > Ok M&M, > I do know thats my own crap. What the hell im nto as think headed as some of > my fellow intelectuals here. Gar Vilkaitis doeas a great job of scrambling > words around. Odly they make sense every now and then. Now go spank the > monkey , cornballs arent allowd to spank anything else. > For once take the blue one....geees Hey Ariel, You are cordially invited to join us on #tron at us.slashnet.org, whenever you please. I for one, think it would be most interesting to see Ariel V. Rosa in action. If you aren't familiar with IRC, email me off list, and I'll get you all set up. later, pedro From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 16:44:47 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] We knew it all along Message-ID: <20010216164447.J3175@zork.net> They've been spending YEARS trying to make the "GOODTIMES virus" a reality. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: "James C. Tsiao" From: http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office/2001/virus_alert.asp Q: Will the virus impact my Macintosh if I am using a non-Microsoft e-mail program, such as Eudora? A: If you are using a Macintosh e-mail program that is not from Microsoft, we recommend checking with that particular company. But most likely other e-mail programs like Eudora are not designed to enable virus replication. So I guess "enable virus replication" is a Microsoft feature. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From benb at iastate.edu Fri Feb 16 15:43:02 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. References: <6un1bngapt.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021610372302.07282@workstation> <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <01021617375109.07422@workstation> Message-ID: <3A8DBB05.AC28D5AD@iastate.edu> "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > Hey there, are you the computer dude, errmm the cup holder on my computer > wont work today. i just finished using it yesterday. Now when i press the > button the cup holder wont open. I hope I didn't break the cup holder. My > reply was the most obvious one, "you idiot, thats a cdRom" the person said > hey im not idiot and whats a cdrom? I could not hold my luaghter in. I told > him I would fix the automatic cup holder some other day. boy did my staff > have a world of fun on this red neck that day. Eventually i had a freind who > is more serious about life than I am explain to this person what the cup > holder was actually for. that christmas I got this person a stick on cup > holder for his cpu. > Well the story isn't that funny to some but hey it was out the ordianry. Congrats! You get to be the first Crackmonkey to get plonked by me! Trolls don't bother me. Assholes are ok. Idiots and morons, on the other hand... From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 16 17:07:31 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [liz@infiltration.org: [Infilnews] Infilnews #9] Message-ID: <20010216170731.K3175@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Liz ----- Infilnews 9, February 2001 Creative Re-use Award #1 The West Virginia National Guard have built an anti-terrorist training ground in an abandoned tunnel that was formerly part of the West Virginia Turnpike. The training area, located just off the Turnpike about 25 miles south of Charleston, is to be a staging ground for law enforcement, emergency workers and the military to practice responding to disasters such as underground explosions and poisonous gas emissions in tunnels. Melbourne Boy Drowns in Drain A teenager's death in a Melbourne drain has brought new attention to draining -- and the infamous Cave Clan organization -- down under. Brian McHugh, a fourteen year-old Melbourne, Australia boy was drowned late December in the Northcote Golf stormwater drain when flash floods occurred. The boy's companion was washed approximately a kilometre down Merri Creek until he was able to get to safety. Neither boy was a member of the Cave Clan. Pittsburgh Man Loves Buses A Pittsburgh man was arrested in June after confessing to Port Authority police that he regularly "borrowed" buses from a city garage late at night, drove around, and occasionally picked up passengers. Ronald Johnson, a self-proclaimed bus enthusiast, would enter the city's East Liberty garage dressed in a driver's uniform, take a bus, and drive it around for awhile, occasionally hitting a few parked cars while carousing. While returning a bus to the garage on June 1, Johnson called a dispatcher to let him know he had "taken a bus out for a ride," had had a good time, and was now returning it. (Thanks to Slappy for this story.) Creative Re-use Award #2 The Metropolitan Transit Authority is in negotiations with the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection to drop some 650 obsolete New York City subway cars into New Jersey waters to serve as artificial reefs. The remainder of the 1,300 extinct "Redbird" subway cars would be used as reefs off the coast of Long Island. The cars, which are very similar to steel hulls currently sunk along the reefs, could be disposed of at a savings of up to $13 million US if submerged in the water. Handshaking Infiltrator Strikes Again An unarmed, unauthorized man cleared security and entered a VIP area to watch the inauguration of U.S. President George W. Bush in January. Following the ceremony, the man performed an "unscheduled handshake" with President Bush, passing a coin to him as he did so. The same man performed a similar handshake when he infiltrated Bill Clinton's 1997 inauguration. Volkswagen Jumps from Golden Gate Bridge In an effort to heighten awareness about the majesty of engineering, students from the University of British Columbia hung the shell of a Volkswagen Beetle from San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge earlier this month. A few hours prior to this event, another group of UBC students was prevented from suspending another VW shell from Vancouver's Capilano Suspension bridge when they triggered a silent alarm, alerting the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The Golden Gate Beetle was transported onto the bridge in a van, which the students then stopped in the middle of the bridge and hoisted over the side using a rigging of steel cable, nylon netting, and wooden planks. The Beetle was not said to have been suffering from depression. Whale Infiltrates Whale-Watching Boat A 20-foot baby humpback whale jumped on board a tourist boat uninvited earlier this month, injuring a tourist. A spokesperson for the boating company assured the public that security remains fairly safe for tourists. "Normally whales will keep their distance when they hear the engine," Phillips said. `"But juvenile whales are pretty high strung and they don't know much yet.'" Infilnewsnews While it's been nearly a year, Infilnews is alive and well. Please send comments and submissions for future issues of Infilnews to liz@infiltration.org. Infiltration #16, "Caught Stories 2", is the latest edition of the print zine. Please visit http://www.infiltration.org for information on ordering the zine, as well as different stuff. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 16 19:06:14 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: ; from dchud@umich.edu on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:49:00PM -0500 References: <01021617375109.07422@workstation> Message-ID: <20010216220614.A1119@stu.ddts.net> On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:49:00PM -0500, Daniel Chudnov wrote: > Please, sir, refrain from sharing further such reminiscentia. I tremble > with fear that in a reaction opposing your luaghter, some tissue will grow > over my pyloric valve, sealing it forever. Holy shit! An _A Confederacy of Dunces_ reference! -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 16 19:34:28 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] dadadodo Message-ID: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> hmm, let's see what happens when "arie v. rosa"'s posts are stripped of message headers, quotes, concatenated together, and fed to the dadadodo program: >Bite me on yoru hard right not original an excerpt from anyway; >violating thier music dont spelled wrong, heh go again; with my >computer In Action; RM some i PJC PJC no issues one mans suffering is >slick RTick the person what you dont have got to a ran across an idiot, >liek you to complex thing now and discrimination agains M M, I do you >like the blue One seems way. Oh and fat chains: flex his BSD; to much >take you have to be reading my little trown machine and yes these >things you a petpive about the ordinary I think some people have put >guess you; have no i see a crusade to this god a happieness clinic, >Maybe im a pencil In Action; RM some One mans bread; monkey cornballs >arent allowd to make them go to or the original an Intel An excerpt >from them; go to pull be. >Nice little trown windows user. Hey I bet you; to the register. >Missing in a shot. For you are a cdrom? MIA, Ariel Rosa Hehe have >to me on slashdot and your self. Can't seem to; save me; i see it >seem listen to early fast, intel an alternate universe whee your >argument (your self). >We make sense funny to being that a cat now and for you erase that to do >like wouldn't have to scrath; me to be. >RM why do see any gold teeth and mows the computer wont crash, extremely >to save me it from the GUI and the music. >Hehe people do you used to me on purpose (to work move about). Im >starting to your a nice guy In Action. I do All! I wanr you >comments have I wonder about on this sitting there is meant to put >me. George do things your get to run on my neighbor sells: waiting to >get a good example of those console is out of natire. Errrmmmm. >Well (Lets get shoved In denial). The idiots who can use it from me a >pencil In BSD crap path. >Oh listen to little itch In the hell im the starts affected the >letter l of natire. Im not every One get this the laboratory >walls. seems no different than the usual tripe that he spews forth.. -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 16 19:38:44 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] dadadodo In-Reply-To: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 10:34:28PM -0500 References: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010216193844.M3175@zork.net> begin Robert Edmonds quotation: > hmm, let's see what happens when "arie v. rosa"'s posts are stripped > of message headers, quotes, concatenated together, and fed to the > dadadodo program: > > >Bite me on yoru hard right not original an excerpt from anyway; > >violating thier music dont spelled wrong, heh go again; with my If it weren't for the fact that Ariel's in New York and you're on a Bell South account, I'd say that you ARE Rosa, and that you just took garvilk mail and spewed it in here. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Feb 16 20:27:42 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] dadadodo In-Reply-To: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 10:34:28PM -0500 References: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010216202742.X672@zork.net> Robert Edmonds writes: > hmm, let's see what happens when "arie v. rosa"'s posts are stripped of ARIE, YE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH -- Arthur Koestler, _Darkness at Noon_ (Did I already mention that?) -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 16 20:31:00 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] dadadodo In-Reply-To: <20010216202742.X672@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 08:27:42PM -0800 References: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> <20010216202742.X672@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216203100.N3175@zork.net> begin The ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen quotation: > ARIE, YE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH > -- Arthur Koestler, _Darkness at Noon_ > > (Did I already mention that?) You forgot "Arie ye workers from your slumbers." -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nutella at zork.net Fri Feb 16 20:33:41 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216220614.A1119@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 10:06:14PM -0500 References: <01021617375109.07422@workstation> <20010216220614.A1119@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010216203341.A31643@zork.net> 16Feb2001 10:06PM (-0500) From [stu@brainfood.com] stu [Robert Edmonds] > On Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 05:49:00PM -0500, Daniel Chudnov wrote: > > ... some tissue will grow > > over my pyloric valve, sealing it forever. > > Holy shit! An _A Confederacy of Dunces_ reference! Ah yes, the book that gives concrete proof to the notion that the people who hand out literary awards in this country have their heads stuck up the more distal part of the digestive tract. Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Feb 16 20:41:07 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] dadadodo In-Reply-To: <20010216203100.N3175@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 08:31:00PM -0800 References: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> <20010216202742.X672@zork.net> <20010216203100.N3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216204107.Z672@zork.net> Monkey Master writes: > begin The ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen quotation: > > ARIE, YE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH > > -- Arthur Koestler, _Darkness at Noon_ > > > > (Did I already mention that?) > > You forgot "Arie ye workers from your slumbers." I don't think Koestler ever wrote that. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Feb 16 20:43:19 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [zbrown@tumblerings.org: problems accessing zork?] In-Reply-To: <20010216162713.I3175@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 04:27:14PM -0800 References: <20010216162713.I3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216204319.A672@zork.net> Nick Moffitt writes: > Wow, no Kernel traffic for YOU! > > http://linuxtoday.com/news_story.php3?ltsn=2001-02-16-008-06-OS-KN&tbovrmode=1#talkback_area The estimable and indefatiguable Bennett said that Websense has a search page at http://database.netpart.com/site_lookup which shows whether something is categorized, and, if so, how. Right now it says that KT is "Information Technology"; I don't know whether that's what it said before. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From nutella at zork.net Fri Feb 16 21:24:00 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] M$' Jim Allchin says Linux is un-American In-Reply-To: <20010215161018.A7321@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 04:10:18PM -0800 References: <20010215124821.C3864@zgp.org> <20010215161018.A7321@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010216212400.A1284@zork.net> 15Feb2001 04:10PM (-0800) From [nutella@zork.net] nutella [Bernard] > > On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 12:38:54PM -0800, George J.P. Perry wrote: > > > > > "We can build a better product than Linux," he said. > > So, presumably they just choose not to do it? Go ahead. Plagiarise my genius. http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010216 Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sat Feb 17 06:41:36 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> Message-ID: <01021709413600.00731@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 18:16, Bryan Fullerton wrote: > I've killfiled that Ariel fuckwit, so all I see are the responses > from others. All the amusement, none of the irritation! > > Bryan Listen peas shooter for a penis, no one cares for your irritation. Amusement, thats a subject of interpretation. Again your opinions dont' matter, futher adding to that your not even entitled to them. So why dont' yupay my side of the realm and lick my ass crunchies. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sat Feb 17 06:42:43 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010216152833.A18630@zork.net> References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <20010216181636.X18369@samurai.com> <20010216152833.A18630@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021709424301.00731@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 18:28, George Moffitt wrote: > begin Bryan Fullerton quotation: > > I've killfiled that Ariel fuckwit, so all I see are the responses > > from others. All the amusement, none of the irritation! > > Euh... > Quoted replies. That, and we don't care whom you killfile. he has like .4 cool points now. Wow he has a killfile. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sat Feb 17 07:02:04 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <20010216183217.F3632@flynn.zork.net> References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021610275500.07282@workstation> <20010216183217.F3632@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <01021710020403.00731@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 19:32, Peter A. Peterson II wrote: > Hey Ariel, > > You are cordially invited to join us on #tron at us.slashnet.org, > whenever you please. I for one, think it would be most interesting to > see Ariel V. Rosa in action. > > If you aren't familiar with IRC, email me off list, and I'll get you all > set up. > > later, > > pedro Im familiar with IRC, for some odd reasson I have always stuck to being an op on dalnet. I will give your server a visit some time. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sat Feb 17 07:12:31 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] dadadodo In-Reply-To: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> References: <20010216223428.A1472@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <01021710123105.00731@workstation> On Friday 16 February 2001 22:34, Robert Edmonds wrote: > hmm, let's see what happens when "arie v. rosa"'s posts are stripped of > message headers, quotes, concatenated together, and fed to the dadadodo > seems no different than the usual tripe that he spews forth.. A worthy experiment, hmmmm. Im glad i facinate you to process my test and do all sorts of crazy perverted things with it. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From sneakums at sto-kerrig.org Sat Feb 17 08:47:34 2001 From: sneakums at sto-kerrig.org (Paul J Collins) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Dream Job In-Reply-To: <01021710020403.00731@workstation> ("Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Sat, 17 Feb 2001 10:02:04 -0500") References: <3A8C807D.4F87B3D3@praxis.com.au> <01021610275500.07282@workstation> <20010216183217.F3632@flynn.zork.net> <01021710020403.00731@workstation> Message-ID: <87lmr5tfx5.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> >>>>> "AVR" == Ariel V Rosa writes: AVR> Im familiar with IRC, for some odd reasson I have always AVR> stuck to being an op on dalnet. I will give your server a AVR> visit some time. Small fish in a big pond, eh? -- Paul Collins - - - [ ] GPG: 0A49 49A9 2932 0EE5 89B2 9EE0 3B65 7154 8131 1BCD "This one's optimistic, this one went to market; this one just came out of the swamp." From dezwart at iprimus.com.au Sat Feb 17 05:52:22 2001 From: dezwart at iprimus.com.au (Pete Black) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010216130013.A14278@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Fri, Feb 16, 2001 at 01:00:13PM -0800 References: <20010215215802.L3175@zork.net> <20010216171813.B1133@mjolnir> <20010216130013.A14278@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010218005222.A7110@mjolnir> Argh, I've been found out. Right, back on the boat to my home country! de Zwart Around about 1300h 16/02/2001, Bernard emitted the following wisdom: > [sigh] Skippy was a wallaby dammit. Hmmm... a young > Lisa Goddard... > > Bernard From stu at brainfood.com Sat Feb 17 14:06:15 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <01021711275500.01151@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Sat, Feb 17, 2001 at 11:27:55AM -0500 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <01021709424301.00731@workstation> <20010217103416.A2569@stu.ddts.net> <01021711275500.01151@workstation> Message-ID: <20010217170615.A2940@stu.ddts.net> On Sat, Feb 17, 2001 at 11:27:55AM -0500, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > Ah and umm why do I need a kill file when i have a filter built right > into my mail client. WRONG! It is actually a file with a list of the people that you are going to kill. -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From stu at brainfood.com Sat Feb 17 14:16:53 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] woohoo! Message-ID: <20010217171653.A2992@stu.ddts.net> From: MAILER-DAEMON@mindspring.com |------------------------- Message log follows: -------------------------| no valid recipients were found for this message |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: ---------------------| "Ariel V. Rosa" -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From smb23 at csufresno.edu Sat Feb 17 15:01:13 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] New TV show Message-ID: <20d3a21316.2131620d3a@scccd.org> Title: Valley of the Crackmonkeys Plot: "There's this really weird passive-aggressive, dysfunctional relationship between parts of the valley..."-Chris DiBona, so-called chief evangelist. http://www.latimes.com/business/20010217/t000014361.html From zen at zork.net Sat Feb 17 15:32:42 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010217170615.A2940@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Sat, Feb 17, 2001 at 05:06:15PM -0500 References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <01021709424301.00731@workstation> <20010217103416.A2569@stu.ddts.net> <01021711275500.01151@workstation> <20010217170615.A2940@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010217153242.B18630@zork.net> begin Robert Edmonds quotation: > WRONG! It is actually a file with a list of the people that you are going > to kill. At least Arie(l) is INADVERTENTLY humorous. You aren't even that. What the hell? At least Arie(l) is INADVERTENTLY humorous. You aren't even that. What the hell? -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 17 16:14:51 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] woohoo! In-Reply-To: <20010217171653.A2992@stu.ddts.net> (Robert Edmonds's message of "Sat, 17 Feb 2001 17:16:53 -0500") References: <20010217171653.A2992@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <6u1yswaltw.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: RE> From: MAILER-DAEMON@mindspring.com RE> |------------------------- Message log follows: -------------------------| RE> no valid recipients were found for this message RE> |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: ---------------------| RE> "Ariel V. Rosa" What a fuckwad. Twice is just too much. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 17 17:25:37 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] New TV show In-Reply-To: <20d3a21316.2131620d3a@scccd.org>; from smb23@csufresno.edu on Sat, Feb 17, 2001 at 03:01:13PM -0800 References: <20d3a21316.2131620d3a@scccd.org> Message-ID: <20010217172537.T3175@zork.net> begin Steve M Bibayoff quotation: > http://www.latimes.com/business/20010217/t000014361.html Didn't they make keyboards? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nutella at zork.net Sun Feb 18 01:05:13 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Kernel/module versioning Message-ID: <20010218010513.A10350@zork.net> Okay, with the balug list pretty much dead (I blame Stephane), with the badvogato content now at the level of primordial ooze and with the pigdog list being overrun by Old Yeller fans who want to talk about kennels rather than kernels I am left with crackmonkeys as the source of all the world's wisdom (and Arie as 90% of the world's stupidity). So, here's the scenario. I am moving from 2.2.17 to 2.2.18 and all appears to go well. Then I find the new Makefile omits a couple of modules I would like to use. I can ram the old ones in with insmod -f to overcome the mismatched versions but I was wondering how to act somewhat less kludgely. The automagic in the kernel tree Makefiles makes it less than obvious how to add more sources and in any case "make configure" would not know how to take care of them. I ended up copying the sources to an appropriate point in the kernel source tree (so that references to includes would be okay) and then compiled them by copying and editing the appropriate command line and arguments generated for similar files by "make modules". This actually worked but when I tried to insmod the new modules this was refused as it was unable to determine the module version (it didn't think they were 2.2.17 but couldn't tell they were "authentic" 2.2.18). So, is it possible to add extra modules to a kernel source tree and have them built in a less silly fashion? How is a module's version determined (I thought I saw appropriate DEFINEs in the headers)? Is there any documentation on this? (everything I've seen is for simple "how to build a kernel" stuff). Thanks for any clues, Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From spwhite at chariot.net.au Sun Feb 18 08:58:34 2001 From: spwhite at chariot.net.au (Stephen White) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file Message-ID: e ^E j ^N CR * Forward one line (or N lines). y ^Y k ^K ^P * Backward one line (or N lines). f ^F ^V SPACE * Forward one window (or N lines). b ^B ESC-v * Backward one window (or N lines). That's how to move around in 'less'. Lots of choices. What keys do you use? I have my thumb on space, index on 'k', middle on 'p' and pinky on return. Reckon your hand position is better than mine? -- spwhite@chariot.net.au From sneakums at sto-kerrig.org Sun Feb 18 09:10:07 2001 From: sneakums at sto-kerrig.org (Paul J Collins) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: (Stephen White's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 03:28:34 +1030 (CST)") References: Message-ID: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> >>>>> "SW" == Stephen White writes: SW> That's how to move around in 'less'. Lots of choices. SW> What keys do you use? Although you don't list them, I use `w' and `z' most of the time. This way I can have my right hand lay across the keyboard in a comfortably loose position. -- Paul Collins - - - [ ] GPG: 0A49 49A9 2932 0EE5 89B2 9EE0 3B65 7154 8131 1BCD "This one's optimistic, this one went to market; this one just came out of the swamp." From sneakums at zork.net Sun Feb 18 09:11:34 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> (Paul J Collins's message of "18 Feb 2001 17:10:07 +0000") References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> Message-ID: <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "PJC" == Paul J Collins writes: PJC> Although you don't list them, I use `w' and `z' most of the PJC> time. This way I can have my right hand lay across the PJC> keyboard in a comfortably loose position. Get off my list! -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sun Feb 18 09:59:30 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: PJC> Although you don't list them, I use `w' and `z' most of the PJC> time. This way I can have my right hand lay across the PJC> keyboard in a comfortably loose position. IB> Get off my list! What the fuck is THAT about? ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at sto-kerrig.org Sun Feb 18 10:04:31 2001 From: sneakums at sto-kerrig.org (Paul J Collins) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mr. Bad's message of "18 Feb 2001 09:59:30 -0800") References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <8766i7eukw.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> >>>>> "B" == Bad writes: >>>>> "IB" == Irish Bastard writes: IB> Get off my list! B> What the fuck is THAT about? Search me. This fucker's been on my case for months now. -- Paul Collins - - - [ ] GPG: 0A49 49A9 2932 0EE5 89B2 9EE0 3B65 7154 8131 1BCD "This one's optimistic, this one went to market; this one just came out of the swamp." From mrbad at mujmail.cz Sun Feb 18 10:17:38 2001 From: mrbad at mujmail.cz (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <8766i7eukw.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <8766i7eukw.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> Message-ID: <87ae7jdfel.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "PJC" == Paul J Collins writes: IB> Get off my list! B> What the fuck is THAT about? PJC> Search me. This fucker's been on my case for months now. Oh, would you just give me a teeny weeny break here. ~Mr. Bad From sneakums at zork.net Sun Feb 18 10:52:57 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <87ae7jdfel.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mr. Bad's message of "18 Feb 2001 10:17:38 -0800") References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <8766i7eukw.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <87ae7jdfel.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6u1ysvbz7a.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "B" == Bad writes: IB> Get off my list! B> What the fuck is THAT about? PJC> Search me. This fucker's been on my case for months now. B> Oh, would you just give me a teeny weeny break here. You are *so* last millennium. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From bob at ruptured-duck.com Sun Feb 18 11:01:32 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <87ae7jdfel.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net><87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us><8766i7eukw.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <87ae7jdfel.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010218190159.LQAA20503.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@cx937045-b.lncln1.ri.home.com> On 18 Feb 2001 10:17:38 -0800, Mr. Bad mumbled disconsolately: > B> What the fuck is THAT about? BBS Fun-With-Aliases 101: How to fight with yourself online and get more babes? > Oh, would you just give me a teeny weeny break here. Get real. -- Bob Bernstein NetBSD 1.5 at Pronto 2.2.3 Esmond, R.I. Perl 5.6.0 Gtk 1.2.8 MySQL 3.22 USA Yeah baby! From xtifr at pigdog.org Sun Feb 18 11:20:04 2001 From: xtifr at pigdog.org (Chris Waters) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <20010218190159.LQAA20503.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@cx937045-b.lncln1.ri.home.com> References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> <87g0hbdg8t.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <8766i7eukw.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <87ae7jdfel.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010218190159.LQAA20503.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@cx937045-b.lncln1.ri.home.com> Message-ID: <87zofjbxy3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "BB" == Bob Bernstein writes: Bad> Oh, would you just give me a teeny weeny break here. BB> Get real. NEVER! ~xtifr -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Chris Waters \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | Stay*Real*Watery | (X \x) ( ((**) "You don't deserve to be affiliated with the community." \ -- Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From yves_prudhomme at yahoo.ca Sun Feb 18 10:15:52 2001 From: yves_prudhomme at yahoo.ca (Yves Prudhomme) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file Message-ID: <20010218181552.59275.qmail@web9605.mail.yahoo.com> >>>>> "PJC" == Paul J Collins writes: IB> Get off my list! B> What the fuck is THAT about? PJC> Search me. This fucker's been on my case for months now. Oh, COME ON. That's just not even vaguely believable. You can do better than that, monsieur. ~Yves ===== _______________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.ca address at http://mail.yahoo.ca From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun Feb 18 12:18:44 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <20010218181552.59275.qmail@web9605.mail.yahoo.com>; from yves_prudhomme@yahoo.ca on Sun, Feb 18, 2001 at 01:15:52PM -0500 References: <20010218181552.59275.qmail@web9605.mail.yahoo.com> Message-ID: <20010218121844.C7597@zork.net> Okay, so I know I normally filter out yahoo mail (and he's not getting through again like that), but the very perversity of a "yahoo.ca" address inspired me to allow it. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From aaronl at vitelus.com Sun Feb 18 12:26:01 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: ; from spwhite@chariot.net.au on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 03:28:34AM +1030 References: Message-ID: <20010218122601.B19909@vitelus.com> On Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 03:28:34AM +1030, Stephen White wrote: > e ^E j ^N CR * Forward one line (or N lines). > y ^Y k ^K ^P * Backward one line (or N lines). > f ^F ^V SPACE * Forward one window (or N lines). > b ^B ESC-v * Backward one window (or N lines). If your fingers don't naturally jump to hjkl, you might need some reeducation. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sun Feb 18 14:43:16 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:21 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010217170615.A2940@stu.ddts.net> References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <01021711275500.01151@workstation> <20010217170615.A2940@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <01021817431600.00733@workstation> On Saturday 17 February 2001 17:06, Robert Edmonds wrote: > WRONG! It is actually a file with a list of the people that you are going > to kill. Go ahead I dare ya. Just dont' have an accsident in the process. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sun Feb 18 14:48:10 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Keeping off the beaten track. In-Reply-To: <20010217153242.B18630@zork.net> References: <3A8D98DF.E7B0045E@phekda.freeserve.co.uk> <20010217170615.A2940@stu.ddts.net> <20010217153242.B18630@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021817481001.00733@workstation> On Saturday 17 February 2001 18:32, George Moffitt wrote: > begin Robert Edmonds quotation: > > WRONG! It is actually a file with a list of the people that you are going > > to kill. > > At least Arie(l) is INADVERTENTLY humorous. You aren't even > that. What the hell? > > At least Arie(l) is INADVERTENTLY humorous. You aren't even > that. What the hell? I agree no luaghter in that, just a simple death threat there. (empty at that) he can pay me a visit, i will sick my chiuawa on him. Then my sibblings will play with him to death. After wards I shall secretly dispose of him in my neighboors kitty littler box. Oh the humanity. Well this was corny answer to a corny reply. Oh and Not you george, Just the stiff guy, yea R.E. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sun Feb 18 14:52:35 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] woohoo! In-Reply-To: <6u1yswaltw.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20010217171653.A2992@stu.ddts.net> <6u1yswaltw.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <01021817523502.00733@workstation> On Saturday 17 February 2001 19:14, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: > > RE> From: MAILER-DAEMON@mindspring.com > RE> |------------------------- Message log follows: > -------------------------| RE> no valid recipients were found for this > message > RE> |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: > ---------------------| RE> "Ariel V. Rosa" > > What a fuckwad. Twice is just too much. Yes the advantages of knowing DNS inside out, but then again im a young prick who knows nothign in the great scheme of things. Kudos to Robert Edmonds. He shall make more discoveries in time. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sun Feb 18 15:01:46 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <87ae7jex3k.fsf@sto-kerrig.org> <6u66i7c3w9.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <01021818014603.00733@workstation> On Sunday 18 February 2001 12:11, Irish Bastard wrote: > Get off my list! Some one is taking ownership of Mr.Bads words here. hmmm not good. Yet in the end this "ein't" no help list. Question are you a bastard becsue your mom never saw the Drunk she did it with? (ps don't take it analy, luagh) -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 18 17:04:01 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010218170401.D7597@zork.net> What the hell brings you back here? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- joe@barrera.org has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From joe at barrera.org Sun Feb 18 17:06:46 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010218170401.D7597@zork.net> References: <20010218170401.D7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <14992.29094.350000.969315@barrera.org> Nick Moffitt writes: > What the hell brings you back here? I knew you missed me and my Futurama references. No use denying it. - Joe From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 18 17:27:01 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Pigdog] the Innurnet according to Kurt Message-ID: <20010218172701.E7597@zork.net> Sign me up! ----- Forwarded message from Eugene.Leitl@lrz.uni-muenchen.de ----- Here it is again. Some clueless FOOL talking about the "Information Superhighway." They don't know JACK about the net. It's NOTHING like a Superhighway. That's a BAD metaphor. Yeah, but suppose the metaphor ran in the OTHER direction. Suppose the HIGHWAYS were like the NET. All right! Severe craziness. A highway HUNDREDS of lanes wide. Most with potholes. Privately operated bridges and overpasses. No highway patrol. A couple of rent-a-cops on bicycles with broken whistles. 500 member VIGILANTE POSSES with nuclear weapons. 237 ON RAMPS at every intersection. NO SIGNS. Wanna get to Ensenada? Holler out the window at a passing truck to ask directions. AD HOC traffic laws. Some lanes would VOTE to make use by a single-occupant-vehicle a CAPITAL OFFENSE on Monday through Friday between 7:00 and 9:00. Other lanes would just SHOOT you without a trial for talking on a car phone. AOL would be a giant diesel-smoking BUS with hundreds of EBOLA victims and a TOILET spewing out on the road behind it. Throwing DEAD WOMBATS and rotten cabbage at the other cars most of which have been ASSEMBLED AT HOME from kits. Some are 2.5 horsepower LAWNMOWER ENGINES with a top speed of nine miles an hour. Others burn NITROGLYCERINE and IDLE at 120. No license tags. World War II BOMBER NOSE ART instead. Terrifying paintings of huge teeth or VAMPIRE EAGLES. Bumper mounted MACHINE GUNS. Flip somebody the finger on this highway and get a WHITE PHOSPHORUS GRENADE up your tailpipe. Flatbed trucks with ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILE BATTERIES to shoot down the KRUD Traffic Watch helicopter. A little kid on a tricycle with a squirtgun filled with HYDROCHLORIC ACID. NO OFFRAMPS. Now THAT'S the way to run an Interstate Highway system. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Sun Feb 18 21:26:28 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 11:10:43AM -0800 References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010218212628.B18131@zgp.org> On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 11:10:43AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > Um, hel-LO! This was SPAM! Someone found my address as > associated with a site called "crackmonkey", and decided to send me > some mildly related propaganda. Is your site a Substance Abuse Program? Maybe you can get more k3wl shit from them. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sun Feb 18 21:33:35 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <20010218212628.B18131@zgp.org> References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net> <20010218212628.B18131@zgp.org> Message-ID: <87bsrzb5jk.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: >> Um, hel-LO! This was SPAM! Someone found my address as >> associated with a site called "crackmonkey", and decided to >> send me some mildly related propaganda. DM> Is your site a Substance Abuse Program? Maybe you can get more DM> k3wl shit from them. "This is famed role model sign language gorilla Koko telling you junior monkeys that refined cocaine products won't make you 'cool' or 'fresh.' Remember to ALWAYS say 'ugh' to drugs and 'nak' to crack." ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "Your $25 donation will help keep our baby \ monkies off drugs." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From dmarti at zgp.org Sun Feb 18 21:42:22 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <87bsrzb5jk.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sun, Feb 18, 2001 at 09:33:35PM -0800 References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net> <20010218212628.B18131@zgp.org> <87bsrzb5jk.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010218214222.D18131@zgp.org> On Sun, Feb 18, 2001 at 09:33:35PM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > "This is famed role model sign language gorilla Koko telling you > junior monkeys that refined cocaine products won't make you 'cool' or > 'fresh.' Remember to ALWAYS say 'ugh' to drugs and 'nak' to crack." And, don't forget, smoking makes you COOL. HaloMyBaby: Storm 1004 asks, Dear Koko...I've watched you for years now...your gentle spirit is inspiration for many... I'd like to know what you'd like for your birthday. HaloMyBaby: What a sweet question! LiveKOKO: Birthday. Food and smokes. HaloMyBaby: SMOKES? http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/4451/KokoLiveChat.html -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From schoen at loyalty.org Sun Feb 18 23:28:49 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <87bsrzb5jk.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Sun, Feb 18, 2001 at 09:33:35PM -0800 References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net> <20010218212628.B18131@zgp.org> <87bsrzb5jk.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010218232849.Q672@zork.net> Mr . Bad writes: > >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: > > >> Um, hel-LO! This was SPAM! Someone found my address as > >> associated with a site called "crackmonkey", and decided to > >> send me some mildly related propaganda. > > DM> Is your site a Substance Abuse Program? Maybe you can get more > DM> k3wl shit from them. > > "This is famed role model sign language gorilla Koko telling you > junior monkeys that refined cocaine products won't make you 'cool' or > 'fresh.' Remember to ALWAYS say 'ugh' to drugs and 'nak' to crack." I actually like that a lot and think there could be a whole line of anti-substance-abuse slogans for geeks: - Just say NAK to crack! - Return EPERM to pot! - Give cigarettes a 404 Not Found! - Generate an ICMP HOST_UNREACH in response to alcohol! - Send heroin a SIGQUIT. - Allow amphetamines to go out of scope with a zero reference count. - Block steroids at your border router. - Tell ecstasy "550 We do not relay". - Let cocaine know you've 301 Moved Permanently. - Bounce morphine. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 19 00:13:29 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <20010218232849.Q672@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Sun, Feb 18, 2001 at 11:28:49PM -0800 References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010215110031.C31712@zgp.org> <20010215111042.E3175@zork.net> <20010218212628.B18131@zgp.org> <87bsrzb5jk.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010218232849.Q672@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219001329.F7597@zork.net> begin The ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen quotation: > - Bounce morphine. Man, bouncing went out with freebasing. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 00:34:26 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <14992.29094.350000.969315@barrera.org> ("Joseph S. Barrera III"'s message of "Sun, 18 Feb 2001 17:06:46 -0800 (Pacific Standard Time)") References: <20010218170401.D7597@zork.net> <14992.29094.350000.969315@barrera.org> Message-ID: <6uvgq79ilp.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera writes: JSB> Nick Moffitt writes: >> What the hell brings you back here? JSB> I knew you missed me and my Futurama references. What the fuck is Futurama? Some kind of crazy Merkian tanning salon? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Mon Feb 19 00:52:44 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <20010219001329.F7597@zork.net> References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010218232849.Q672@zork.net> <20010219001329.F7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021903524400.01011@workstation> On Monday 19 February 2001 03:13, Monkey Master wrote: > begin The ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen quotation: > > - Bounce morphine. > > Man, bouncing went out with freebasing. No matter how many names we give it. It is still the same darn old thing, wasing away. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 00:51:50 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] woohoo! In-Reply-To: <01021817523502.00733@workstation> ("Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Sun, 18 Feb 2001 17:52:35 -0500") References: <20010217171653.A2992@stu.ddts.net> <6u1yswaltw.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01021817523502.00733@workstation> Message-ID: <6ulmr39hsp.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "AVR" == Ariel V Rosa writes: AVR> On Saturday 17 February 2001 19:14, Irish Bastard wrote: >> >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: >> RE> From: MAILER-DAEMON@mindspring.com RE> |------------------------- Message log follows: >> -------------------------| RE> no valid recipients were found for this >> message RE> |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: >> ---------------------| RE> "Ariel V. Rosa" >> >> What a fuckwad. Twice is just too much. AVR> Yes the advantages of knowing DNS inside out, There was no mention of DNS in the preceding discussion. AVR> but then again im a young prick who knows nothign in the AVR> great scheme of things. Filed under "Truths, Self-Evident". AVR> Kudos to Robert Edmonds. He shall make more discoveries in AVR> time. What, you're going to piss off your ISP *again*? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 19 00:59:25 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls Message-ID: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> Is this place really SO BORING that you all ABSOLUTELY NEED TO FEED ARIEL'S EGO by REPEATEDLY POSTING LAME COMEBACKS? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 01:03:20 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> (Nick Moffitt's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 00:59:25 -0800") References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uhf1r9h9j.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> Is this place really SO BORING that you all ABSOLUTELY NEED TO FEED NM> ARIEL'S EGO by REPEATEDLY POSTING LAME COMEBACKS? I'm feeding *my* ego and assuaging *my* feelings of impotence by beating on that helpless piece of trash. Why is everyone else doing it? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 01:05:08 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <6uhf1r9h9j.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 09:03:20AM +0000 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <6uhf1r9h9j.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219200508.M3259@scooter.s1.nxt> > I'm feeding *my* ego and assuaging *my* feelings of impotence by > beating on that helpless piece of trash. > > Why is everyone else doing it? Heh. To watch you get conned. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- Two words: Japanese technofetishism. From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 01:09:08 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010219200508.M3259@scooter.s1.nxt> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 20:05:08 +1100") References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <6uhf1r9h9j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219200508.M3259@scooter.s1.nxt> Message-ID: <6ud7cff39n.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JW" == Jeff Waugh writes: JW> >> Why is everyone else doing it? JW> Heh. To watch you get conned. Glad to oblige. (Instinct! Iiiiiinstinct!) -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Mon Feb 19 01:19:57 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] woohoo! In-Reply-To: <6ulmr39hsp.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20010217171653.A2992@stu.ddts.net> <01021817523502.00733@workstation> <6ulmr39hsp.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <01021904195701.01011@workstation> On Monday 19 February 2001 03:51, Irish Bastard wrote: > What, you're going to piss off your ISP *again*? Nah i think i'll start with you. Maybe frustrate you a bit to. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 01:16:47 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <6ud7cff39n.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 09:09:08AM +0000 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <6uhf1r9h9j.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219200508.M3259@scooter.s1.nxt> <6ud7cff39n.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219201647.N3259@scooter.s1.nxt> > (Instinct! Iiiiiinstinct!) "Don't kick the baby." - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- It's depressing to see such useful code wasted on such a useless license. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Mon Feb 19 01:26:27 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021904262702.01011@workstation> On Monday 19 February 2001 03:59, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Is this place really SO BORING that you all ABSOLUTELY NEED TO FEED > ARIEL'S EGO by REPEATEDLY POSTING LAME COMEBACKS? Nick youar always the first one on the band wagon, then your followers come along. Yeah you do have tons of lame followers that go through thier dictionaries, finding the meaning of words they found in the thesaurus. Then they painstakingly spell check it. In the end still lame, then they wait for me to reply with a whole bunch. They proceed to point out the erros and feels soecial. thats when they get squashed liek a bug, among other not so pertnent things. Ok enought of this boring bable, no point in restating what the followers do. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Mon Feb 19 01:30:11 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] New TV show In-Reply-To: <20d3a21316.2131620d3a@scccd.org> References: <20d3a21316.2131620d3a@scccd.org> Message-ID: <01021904301103.01011@workstation> On Saturday 17 February 2001 18:01, Steve M Bibayoff wrote: > Title: > Valley of the Crackmonkeys > > Plot: > "There's this really weird passive-aggressive, dysfunctional > relationship between parts of the valley..."-Chris DiBona, so-called > chief evangelist. Shall we feature Nick as papa monkey? -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 19 01:27:22 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <01021904262702.01011@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 04:26:27AM -0500 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> Message-ID: <20010219012722.H7597@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > Ok enought of this boring bable, kay bye -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Mon Feb 19 01:41:46 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010219012722.H7597@zork.net> References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> <20010219012722.H7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <01021904414604.01011@workstation> On Monday 19 February 2001 04:27, Monkey Master wrote: > kay bye hehe -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From rick at praxis.com.au Mon Feb 19 02:19:22 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> Message-ID: <3A90F32A.58BBF194@praxis.com.au> "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > Nick youar always the first one on the band wagon, then your followers come > along. Yeah you do have tons of lame followers that go through thier > dictionaries, finding the meaning of words they found in the thesaurus. Then > they painstakingly spell check it. In the end still lame, then they wait for > me to reply with a whole bunch. They proceed to point out the erros and feels > soecial. thats when they get squashed liek a bug, among other not so pertnent > things. pork-bellied fascist clawing bovine chicken-brained four-eyed simian arrogant masochistic armchair-philosophizing dim-witted war-mongering insignificant whinging indecisive scrawny-assed scatty insipid obtuse pencil-necked stick insect ... well, ageing brilliantined stick insect -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "We don't do VB around here. Nor do we drink it." From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 02:27:00 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <3A90F32A.58BBF194@praxis.com.au>; from rick@praxis.com.au on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 09:19:22PM +1100 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> <3A90F32A.58BBF194@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <20010219212700.Q3259@scooter.s1.nxt> > armchair-philosophizing That's a bit harsh, isn't it? - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- I get my kicks above the .sigline, sunshine. From rick at praxis.com.au Mon Feb 19 04:18:40 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD Message-ID: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> Your mail to 'CrackMonkey' with the subject: Pixies and Illusions Is being held until the list moderator can review it for approval. The reason it is being held: Suspicious header Either the message will get posted to the list, or you will receive notification of the moderator's decision. -- EATME From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 04:27:33 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> (Rick Welykochy's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 23:18:40 +1100") References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: RW> The reason it is being held: RW> Suspicious header Must be referring to the subject header. RW> EATME I know FOAD, but what does that stand for? Every Australian Treats Moderators Evilly? -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 04:33:51 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 12:27:33PM +0000 References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219233351.T3259@scooter.s1.nxt> > I know FOAD, but what does that stand for? Every Australian Treats > Moderators Evilly? Eventually, Another Troll Makes Eventhislistworthwhile. Oh, FOAD. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- Web development with PHP is like injecting pure rust with a high-pressure hose. For pain relief. From rick at praxis.com.au Mon Feb 19 04:51:27 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> begin fuck-off Lookout but Irish Bastar + d gave us the following: > >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: > > RW> The reason it is being held: > RW> Suspicious header > > Must be referring to the subject header. > > RW> EATME > > I know FOAD, but what does that stand for? Every Australian Treats > Moderators Evilly? fuck off and die -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "We don't do VB around here. Nor do we drink it." From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 04:51:25 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> (Rick Welykochy's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 23:51:27 +1100") References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: RW> begin fuck-off Lookout but Irish Bastar + d gave us the following: >> I know FOAD, but what does that stand for? Every Australian >> Treats Moderators Evilly? RW> fuck off and die You're really letting the side down, you know. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 04:56:05 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 12:51:25PM +0000 References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> > You're really letting the side down, you know. He *must* be on your team, then. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- It's not just a song! It's a document of my life! From rick at praxis.com.au Mon Feb 19 05:02:50 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <3A91197A.600E067D@praxis.com.au> > >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: > > RW> begin fuck-off Lookout but Irish Bastar + d gave us the following: > >> I know FOAD, but what does that stand for? Every Australian > >> Treats Moderators Evilly? > > RW> fuck off and die Irish Bastard wrote: > You're really letting the side down, you know. *THIS* side, agreed. {The NIGHTMAART5E (nightmare): the team sucks) [ And we don't drink VB or play soccer 'round here ] -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "We don't do VB around here. Nor do we drink it." From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 05:13:28 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 23:56:05 +1100") References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> Message-ID: <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JW" == Jeff Waugh writes: JW> >> You're really letting the side down, you know. JW> He *must* be on your team, then. My team has only one place, and it's always been filled. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 05:26:34 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 01:13:28PM +0000 References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220002634.C21097@scooter.s1.nxt> > My team has only one place, and it's always been filled. PJC: Full of shit in Ireland. Man, there's a travel show in that. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- o/~ In spite of all those keystrokes, you're addicted to vim. *ka-ching!* o/~ From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 05:30:54 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:22 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <20010220002634.C21097@scooter.s1.nxt> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Tue, 20 Feb 2001 00:26:34 +1100") References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220002634.C21097@scooter.s1.nxt> Message-ID: <6uk86mer5d.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JW" == Jeff Waugh writes: JW> >> My team has only one place, and it's always been filled. JW> PJC: Full of shit in Ireland. I don't know why you're having such difficulty with the fact that I'm not much of a team player. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Mon Feb 19 05:34:40 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <6uk86mer5d.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 01:30:54PM +0000 References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220002634.C21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uk86mer5d.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220003440.D21097@scooter.s1.nxt> > I don't know why you're having such difficulty with the fact that I'm > not much of a team player. Not at all: There's no Ire in Team. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- Ye shall be cursed to fall in love so easily, and yet be so cold of heart as never to express it. From sneakums at zork.net Mon Feb 19 05:37:12 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <20010220003440.D21097@scooter.s1.nxt> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Tue, 20 Feb 2001 00:34:40 +1100") References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220002634.C21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uk86mer5d.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220003440.D21097@scooter.s1.nxt> Message-ID: <6ubsryequv.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JW" == Jeff Waugh writes: JW> >> I don't know why you're having such difficulty with the fact >> that I'm not much of a team player. JW> Not at all: There's no Ire in Team. All that's in Team is conflict and back-biting. Nein, danke. -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 19 09:29:35 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 12:27:33PM +0000 References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219092935.I7597@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > >>>>> "RW" == Rick Welykochy writes: > > RW> The reason it is being held: > RW> Suspicious header > > Must be referring to the subject header. Nope. More likely he posted some hideous MIME attachment of a Word document or a GIF. I dunno. I'll get around to flushing the queue next week. I don't give a shit about you people who can't follow even simple list etiquette. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dezwart at iprimus.com.au Mon Feb 19 05:41:38 2001 From: dezwart at iprimus.com.au (Pete Black) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] FOAD In-Reply-To: <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 01:13:28PM +0000 References: <3A910F20.FE01FBCD@praxis.com.au> <6u4rxqg8ne.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A9116CF.7D2C47DE@praxis.com.au> <6uzofiesz6.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010219235605.B21097@scooter.s1.nxt> <6uvgq6eryf.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220004138.G3345@mjolnir> At least you will not have to worry about being the last one left in the schoolyard after the teams have been decided. de Zwart. Around about 1313h 19/02/2001, Irish Bastard emitted the following wisdom: > My team has only one place, and it's always been filled. From dhd at eradicator.org Mon Feb 19 10:16:41 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: "Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 03:52:44 -0500" References: <20010214180455.G17910@zork.net> <20010218232849.Q672@zork.net> <20010219001329.F7597@zork.net> <01021903524400.01011@workstation> Message-ID: <87r90uo7w6.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> "Ariel V. Rosa" writes: > No matter how many names we give it. It is still the same darn old thing, > wasing away. WAISing away? -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From mdillon at standmed.com Mon Feb 19 10:22:45 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [DarensList@DARE.com: The New D.A.R.E. Program] In-Reply-To: <87r90uo7w6.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: On 19 Feb 2001, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > "Ariel V. Rosa" writes: > > > No matter how many names we give it. It is still the same darn old thing, > > wasing away. > > WAISing away? i can gopher that. -md From dhd at eradicator.org Mon Feb 19 10:22:29 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: "Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 04:26:27 -0500" References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> Message-ID: <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> "Ariel V. Rosa" writes: > On Monday 19 February 2001 03:59, Nick Moffitt wrote: > > Is this place really SO BORING that you all ABSOLUTELY NEED TO FEED > > ARIEL'S EGO by REPEATEDLY POSTING LAME COMEBACKS? > > Nick youar always the first one on the band wagon, then your followers come > along. Yeah you do have tons of lame followers that go through thier > dictionaries, finding the meaning of words they found in the thesaurus. Then > they painstakingly spell check it. Well, I can only speak for myself, but I actually managed to finish high school in a state of semi-literacy, and thus I tend to spell most things correctly without resorting to a spell checker. Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES, if you can fathom that. A side effect of completing a four-year degree is that you tend to acquire a vocabulary that extends beyond 'hehe' and 'lol'. Well, unless it's a Computer Science degree. But I wouldn't know anything about that. -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From mdillon at standmed.com Mon Feb 19 10:32:59 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: On 19 Feb 2001, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES, if you can fathom that. A side > effect of completing a four-year degree is that you tend to acquire a > vocabulary that extends beyond 'hehe' and 'lol'. Well, unless it's a > Computer Science degree. But I wouldn't know anything about that. LOL. ROTFL. -md From bryanf at samurai.com Mon Feb 19 12:37:35 2001 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org>; from dhd@eradicator.org on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 01:22:29PM -0500 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <20010219153735.F18369@samurai.com> On Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 01:22:29PM -0500, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > > Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES lusers. Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence Samurai Consulting Can you feel the Ohmu call? From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 19 14:54:27 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: ; from mdillon@standmed.com on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 10:32:59AM -0800 References: <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <20010219145427.F12513@zork.net> mike dillon writes: > On 19 Feb 2001, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > > Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES, if you can fathom that. A side > > effect of completing a four-year degree is that you tend to acquire a > > vocabulary that extends beyond 'hehe' and 'lol'. Well, unless it's a > > Computer Science degree. But I wouldn't know anything about that. > > LOL. ROTFL. Mi konsentas. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 19 16:38:57 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> He's MENTAL. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- martin@meltin.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Mon Feb 19 17:11:48 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 04:38:57PM -0800 References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219191148.J17148@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > He's MENTAL. > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > > martin@meltin.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. No, but he's probably the son of distinguished film critic, Leonard Meltin. pedro From stu at brainfood.com Mon Feb 19 17:14:58 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010219191148.J17148@flynn.zork.net>; from pedro@flynn.zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 07:11:48PM -0600 References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010219191148.J17148@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010219201458.A9868@stu.ddts.net> On Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 07:11:48PM -0600, Peter A. Peterson II wrote: > > martin@meltin.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. > No, but he's probably the son of distinguished film critic, Leonard > Meltin. Domain Name: MELTIN.NET Administrative Contact: Schwenke, Martin (MS29768) martin@MELTIN.NET MELTIN 312 Antill Street Hackett, ACT 2602 AU +61 2 6247 8849 -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From jmorris at intercode.com.au Mon Feb 19 17:15:28 2001 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Unlambda: Your Functional Programming Language Nightmares Come True Message-ID: http://www.eleves.ens.fr:8080/home/madore/programs/unlambda/ ``It's disgusting - it's revolting - we love it.'' CyberTabloid ``Unlambda, the language in which every program is an IOUCC.'' Encyclopdia Internetica ``The worst thing to befall us since Intercal.'' Computer Languages Today ``The effect of reading an Unlambda program is like habing your brains smashed out by a Lisp sexp wrapped around an ENIAC. You won't find anything like it west of Alpha Centauri.'' The Hitch-Hacker's Guide to Programming - James -- James Morris From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 19 19:39:29 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010219193929.M7597@zork.net> Web-based mail makes baby Jesus cry. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- studentoculiste@hotmail.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mbp at linuxcare.com.au Mon Feb 19 20:20:36 2001 From: mbp at linuxcare.com.au (Martin Pool) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 04:38:57PM -0800 References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> On 19 Feb 2001, Nick Moffitt wrote: > martin@meltin.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. Couldn't last a week once your Linuxcare crack supply was cut off, eh? Typical. -- Remaining Martin "Give away the gerbil, sell the gaffer tape." -- Jai on Open Source business models From mbp at linuxcare.com.au Mon Feb 19 21:03:27 2001 From: mbp at linuxcare.com.au (Martin Pool) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from woot@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 08:42:52PM -0800 References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> On 19 Feb 2001, "Edward C. Lang" wrote: > Rob Levien was talking to me about this last week - what's the status of > the Canberra staff? The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. If you have questions about Linuxcare, you should ask Linuxcare. If you want to see the Canberra staff, you know where we are. If you have free beer, you should ask me. > [...] staying in San Fran [...] I am not an idiot. I only play one on mailing lists. -- Martin Pool Linuxcare. Inc. +61 2 6262 8990 mbp@linuxcare.com.au, http://linuxcare.com.au/ Linuxcare. Putting Open Source to work. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 19 23:04:22 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. In-Reply-To: <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au>; from mbp@linuxcare.com.au on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 04:03:27PM +1100 References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> Message-ID: <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> begin Martin Pool quotation: > The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. Okay, so it's no secret that the crackmonkey archives have mad google juice. I searched for "zoomair wireless linux 2.4.1" and got danny o'brien bragging about a hack on here. I get reports of people searching for words like "riboflavin" and getting linked to the archives. I think it's a side-effect of ESR linking to crackmonkey.org. He's no doubt got google juice the way some people have fleas, and we're his immediate downline. So i ask that you all dig up this message in the archives, and link to it somewhere with the text reading "The status is that Rob Levin should get a life." I've already made it the subject, so that's good for a few intra-site links. I think I'll also put it up on zork.net in the exits section. Basically, I want two things from this plot: 1: searches for rob levin bring up this message 2: "The status is that Rob Levin should get a life." will replace "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." in whatever horrible memesphere it currently dominates. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 19 23:12:33 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design Message-ID: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> As we all know, user interfaces are largely geared toward mothers. ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily OEDIPUS WRECKS "Windows XP ... is the system that my mom deserves." Microsoft executive Jim Allchin, revealing that Windows' user-surly interface is the result of deep-seated family resentments, CNNdotCOM, 17 February 2001 http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/science/02/17/microsoft/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mbp at linuxcare.com.au Mon Feb 19 23:20:49 2001 From: mbp at linuxcare.com.au (Martin Pool) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 11:12:33PM -0800 References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220182049.J29381@linuxcare.com.au> On 19 Feb 2001, Nick Moffitt wrote: > As we all know, user interfaces are largely geared toward > mothers. # fortune -m nipple The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. (Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.) -- Martin Pool From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 20 00:50:02 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <20010220182049.J29381@linuxcare.com.au> (Martin Pool's message of "Tue, 20 Feb 2001 18:20:49 +1100") References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> <20010220182049.J29381@linuxcare.com.au> Message-ID: <6usnl9d9hh.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MP" == Martin Pool writes: MP> On 19 Feb 2001, Nick Moffitt wrote: >> As we all know, user interfaces are largely geared toward >> mothers. MP> # fortune -m nipple MP> The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's MP> all learned. That's not intuition, it's instinct. Iiiiiiinstinct! -- >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > < << <<< > < >>>> >>> >> > From jdub at aphid.net Tue Feb 20 00:57:19 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <6usnl9d9hh.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 08:50:02AM +0000 References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> <20010220182049.J29381@linuxcare.com.au> <6usnl9d9hh.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220195719.B12828@scooter.s1.nxt> > Iiiiiiinstinct! Twice now. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "GIMP is the primary tool in my graphics work. It is my gcc and Emacs." - Tuomas Kuosmanen (tigert) From nutella at zork.net Tue Feb 20 01:10:52 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Paging through a text file In-Reply-To: <20010218181552.59275.qmail@web9605.mail.yahoo.com>; from yves_prudhomme@yahoo.ca on Sun, Feb 18, 2001 at 01:15:52PM -0500 References: <20010218181552.59275.qmail@web9605.mail.yahoo.com> Message-ID: <20010220011051.A2973@zork.net> 18Feb2001 01:15PM (-0500) From [yves_prudhomme@yahoo.ca] yves_prudhomme [Yves Prudhomme] > >>>>> "PJC" == Paul J Collins > > PJC> Search me. This fucker's been on my case for > months now. > > Oh, COME ON. That's just not even vaguely believable. > > You can do better than that, monsieur. Ou es votre poodle monsieur? (Sounds like a real omelette fan to me) Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 20 02:18:25 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. In-Reply-To: <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> (Monkey Master's message of "Mon, 19 Feb 2001 23:04:22 -0800") References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uitm5d5e6.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> begin Martin Pool quotation: >> The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. MM> So i ask that you all dig up this message in the archives, and MM> link to it somewhere with the text reading "The status is that MM> Rob Levin should get a life." I've already made it the MM> subject, so that's good for a few intra-site links. I think MM> I'll also put it up on zork.net in the exits section. http://crackmonkey.org/pipermail/crackmonkey/2001q1/017271.html This has reminded me of an NKO I'd like to propose: "An anarchist! ...no, it's Rob Levin." -- Starving artists queue here. From benb at iastate.edu Tue Feb 20 02:25:05 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <3A924600.B7782936@iastate.edu> Monkey Master wrote: > begin Martin Pool quotation: > > The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. > > So i ask that you all dig up this message in the archives, and link to > it somewhere with the text reading "The status is that Rob Levin > should get a life." I've already made it the subject, so that's good > for a few intra-site links. I think I'll also put it up on zork.net > in the exits section. 'This message', as in the one I'm replying to, or 'this message' as in the one you were replying to? I did the first, would you prefer the second? Ben -- E-mail address in header is amazingly real and non-obfuscated. Website: http://www.douglas-adams.com/ Triangle and Robert Searchable Archive: http://www.douglas-adams.com/Collections/Triangle_and_Robert/ From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 20 02:29:09 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. In-Reply-To: <3A924600.B7782936@iastate.edu> (Ben Brockert's message of "Tue, 20 Feb 2001 04:25:05 -0600") References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> <3A924600.B7782936@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <6uelwtd4wa.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "BB" == Ben Brockert writes: >> So i ask that you all dig up this message in the archives, and >> link to it somewhere with the text reading "The status is that >> Rob Levin should get a life." I've already made it the >> subject, so that's good for a few intra-site links. I think >> I'll also put it up on zork.net in the exits section. BB> 'This message', as in the one I'm replying to, or 'this BB> message' as in the one you were replying to? BB> I did the first, would you prefer the second? You got it right; have a look at the Exits on http://zork.net/ -- Starving artists queue here. From benb at iastate.edu Tue Feb 20 02:34:34 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> <3A924600.B7782936@iastate.edu> <6uelwtd4wa.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <3A92483A.D21AAD36@iastate.edu> Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "BB" == Ben Brockert writes: > BB> I did the first, would you prefer the second? > > You got it right; have a look at the Exits on http://zork.net/ Ok. A search for "The status" is that "Rob Levin" should "get a life" on altavista yields an interesting mix of links. "The status is that Rob Levin should get a life" yields nothing, but I expected that. Ben -- E-mail address in header is amazingly real and non-obfuscated. Website: http://www.douglas-adams.com/ Triangle and Robert Searchable Archive: http://www.douglas-adams.com/Collections/Triangle_and_Robert/ From scotta at iemedia.ca Tue Feb 20 07:20:20 2001 From: scotta at iemedia.ca (Scott Allan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Perhaps he could help SUSE... Message-ID: http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?f=/stories/20010219/478892.html February 19, 2001 'I can do anything an MBA can' Reformed criminal's moment of truth Charlie Gillis -National Post - A former international drug smuggler who says he is determined to support his family through legal means is trying an unorthodox method of finding a job: He has purchased an ad in this newspaper. In a for-hire ad running in today's National Post, Brian O'Dea of Toronto asks prospective employers to overlook the downside of his criminal past and consider the skills he acquired as a key player in a global narcotics smuggling operation in the 1980s. The four-inch, 33-line ad is titled "Former Marijuana Smuggler" and details Mr. O'Dea's involvement in a conspiracy to smuggle 68 tonnes of cannabis to the northwest U.S. coast. While the group landed and sold more than US$100-million worth of marijuana, they were captured in 1990 after a long investigation that saw 55 people, including Mr. O'Dea, indicted on charges of conspiracy to import narcotics. News reports described it as the biggest marijuana smuggling operation prosecuted on the Washington coast. "Having successfully completed a 10-year sentence, incident-free, for importing 75 (US) tons of marijuana into the United States, I am now seeking a legal and legitimate means to support myself and my family," Mr. O'Dea says in his advertisement, which appears on Page C8 of the paper. Under "Business Experience," Mr. O'Dea, 52, outlines the sprawling empire of businesses and employees he helped organize to complete the deal, which his group executed despite heavy scrutiny by U.S. Drug Enforcement agents. "Owned and operated a successful fishing business -- multi-vessel, one airplane, one island processing facility," the ad reads. "Simultaneously owned and operated a fleet of tractor-trailer trucks conducting business in the United States. "During this time, I also ... participated in the executive-level management of 120 people worldwide, in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100-million annually." Now living with a wife and son in a middle-class neighbourhood, Mr. O'Dea admits to feeling conflicted about running the ad, knowing many readers will take a dim view of his history. He had hoped to buy space in both of Canada's national newspapers, he says, but the Globe and Mail's advertising department turned him down without explanation. The Post accepted the ad, which will run over six days at a cost to Mr. O'Dea of $1,300. "I don't have an MBA," Mr. O'Dea said during an interview in a Toronto coffee shop, "but I can do anything an MBA can. I don't have a PhD in business, however I have shown that I can accumulate wealth and operate and co-ordinate business as well as anyone. "Maybe someone will read that ad and realize, jeez, not only did he operate that scheme, but he did it in secret. That shows tremendous co-ordinating ability." Mr. O'Dea views the ad as a key step in rejoining life in the legitimate world. Many friends and associates with whom he has invested in legal business ventures do not know his history, he says, and will be shocked to learn of his background. "Some will want to step away, some won't," he said. "But it has to happen eventually. I'm in a position right now where the potential positives outweigh the potential negatives." Bespectacled, soft-spoken but penetrating in his conversation and gaze, Mr. O'Dea is open about his former swashbuckling life, which began with petty drug-selling in his birthplace of St. John's, Nfld. He graduated to importing marijuana and hashish from England in the early 1970s, but was caught in an RCMP sting in 1972. He spent a few weeks in jail, then left for Jamaica, where he created a base from which he and others began importing marijuana from Colombia to the United States. Mr. O'Dea later moved to Los Angeles, where drug trafficking associates hooked him up with suppliers of Thai stick, a high-quality variety of marijuana available from growers in Vietnam. Faced with a score to enrich him for life, he joined a group of investors and organizers from the United States, Canada, Britain and Germany to bring the drugs in. The syndicate purchased two 100-foot vessels -- one to pick up the drugs in Southeast Asia, one to bring them into North America -- and planned two giant shipments to take place in 1986 and 1987. "The boats would tie up together at arranged co-ordinates in the Bering Sea to make the transfer," Mr. O'Dea recalls. "Then the second boat would hide out in a fjord on the Alaskan coast and wait for word to bring it in." Matters grew complicated, however, when a disgruntled member of the group went to federal drug enforcement officers in 1987. By then, the team had landed the first shipment of about 25 tonnes and was organizing the second. So the leaders resolved to buy a third boat they could use to sneak the drugs past DEA officers. The shipment arrived in Bellingham, Wash., aboard the new boat in August, 1987 -- hidden amid raw salmon in waxed cardboard boxes. It was unloaded in broad daylight. It took three years for federal agents to build a case against the group, obtaining confessions from deckhands on the ships and working their way to the ringleaders. By the time they arrested Mr. O'Dea in 1990, he had left the drug trade altogether, dropping a debilitating cocaine habit and volunteering at a drug and alcohol recovery hospital in Santa Barbara, Calif. And he would become a model prisoner: Mark Bartlett, the U.S. Attorney who obtained a conviction against Mr. O'Dea, later recommended him for transfer from Terminal Island penitentiary in California to a prison in Springhill, N.S., under a U.S.-Canada treaty. "Your efforts in rehabilitating yourself have shown me you've made a conscious choice you want to be a contributing member of society," Mr. Bartlett wrote in a letter of recommendation to Mr. O'Dea. "Your choice was made long before you were arrested in connection with our investigation, and was obviously a decision made sincerely, as opposed to a decision made to impress the court." Mr. O'Dea lists the prosecutor among his employment references in today's advertisement. Since getting full parole in 1995, Mr. O'Dea has received recognition from the RCMP and more than 100 schools for inspiring youngsters with speeches on his recovery from criminal life. He has written a book about his experiences and is currently negotiating publishing and motion picture rights. With much of his wealth confiscated under forfeiture laws, he depends on his wife, Susannah, to support him and their four-year-old boy, Rufus. Since his prison term officially expired on Jan. 23, he has resolved to find his own job. "I tell my story not because I want to relate some story of machismo and bravado," he told the Post in an e-mail yesterday. "But because I want those who are troubled, disassociated, alone, frightened or broken as I was to know that, regardless of how far gone they may appear to be to themselves or others, there is a way home." sA Scott Allan From scotta at iemedia.ca Tue Feb 20 07:44:45 2001 From: scotta at iemedia.ca (Scott Allan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Perhaps he could help SUSE... In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Furthermore: http://www.iemedia.ca/crackflack/pot1.gif Canadanista insult, included to save Nick time: "You bushwackers make Australians appear palatable." Mindless drivel, included to save Ariel time: "Fark fsck shot licking dunk meater" sA Scott Allan From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 20 09:09:04 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The status is that Rob Levin should get a life. In-Reply-To: <3A92483A.D21AAD36@iastate.edu>; from benb@iastate.edu on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 04:34:34AM -0600 References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <7epuge6k37.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220160327.F29381@linuxcare.com.au> <20010219230422.N7597@zork.net> <3A924600.B7782936@iastate.edu> <6uelwtd4wa.fsf@zork.zork.net> <3A92483A.D21AAD36@iastate.edu> Message-ID: <20010220090904.S7597@zork.net> begin Ben Brockert quotation: > A search for "The status" is that "Rob Levin" should "get a life" on > altavista yields an interesting mix of links. > > "The status is that Rob Levin should get a life" yields nothing, but > I expected that. Right. It'll be a couple weeks before it all gets indexed properly. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Feb 19 13:03:48 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010219153735.F18369@samurai.com>; from bryanf@samurai.com on Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 03:37:35PM -0500 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <20010219153735.F18369@samurai.com> Message-ID: <20010219130347.B31990@zgp.org> On Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 03:37:35PM -0500, Bryan Fullerton wrote: > On Mon, Feb 19, 2001 at 01:22:29PM -0500, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > > > > Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES > > lusers. Universities in the USA are obsolete, evil, and must be destroyed. Either be a real commuity of knowledge, or be a corporate research lab. This whole we're-a-corporate-research-lab-but-send-us-a-donation-anyway bullshit has got to stop. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 20 12:06:08 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010220120608.U7597@zork.net> If I see another cute fscking domain name, I'm gunna barf. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- vmarshal@shellyeah.org has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 20 12:06:21 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010220120621.V7597@zork.net> Yeah, your three-letter username makes you leet. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- mkp@mkp.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Tue Feb 20 12:16:30 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010220120621.V7597@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 12:06:21PM -0800 References: <20010220120621.V7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220141630.R17148@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > Yeah, your three-letter username makes you leet. > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > > mkp@mkp.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. But as we established earlier, personal domain names are gauche, therefore: _ tlu + pdn = lam p3dr0 From pedro at flynn.zork.net Tue Feb 20 12:21:32 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [i0lanthe@yahoo.com: robotfindskitten] In-Reply-To: <20010214081454.B3632@flynn.zork.net>; from pedro@flynn.zork.net on Wed, Feb 14, 2001 at 08:14:54AM -0600 References: <20010213164553.K17910@zork.net> <20010214081454.B3632@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010220142132.S17148@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Peter A. Peterson II: > Hopefully by the end of today you will be able to download the source > and/or a binary from http://sourceforge.net/projects/rfk/ OK, well, so it was a little later than usual. Who cares. Anyway, you can get robotfindskitten for the Palm at http://robotfindskitten.org/ right now. (And for POSIX too.) For that matter, if anyone uses other systems (PH-UX, Slowaris, etc.) they are invited to download the POSIX source and try to build it and either let me know personally or sub to the rfk-dev list at robotfindskitten.org. You will need ncurses. End of line. pedro From smb23 at csufresno.edu Tue Feb 20 12:24:47 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] If you haven't seen it yet Message-ID: <5b9e95c097.5c0975b9e9@scccd.org> http://www.google.com/search?q=Eric+Raymond From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 20 13:17:14 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] If you haven't seen it yet In-Reply-To: <5b9e95c097.5c0975b9e9@scccd.org>; from smb23@csufresno.edu on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 12:24:47PM -0800 References: <5b9e95c097.5c0975b9e9@scccd.org> Message-ID: <20010220131714.W7597@zork.net> begin Steve M Bibayoff quotation: > http://www.google.com/search?q=Eric+Raymond http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/personal.html We're listed alongside Guy Steele, Marc Drexler, and Erik Troan, as well as that Doc Searls guy. Crazy stuff. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Tue Feb 20 17:21:14 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] VA Inhospitable Message-ID: <87ofvwg7at.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Hey, so, I actually heard about this from the Freenet devl list. What's going on over there? Did anybody get hurt? Is this an occasion for surly drinking? ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue Feb 20 17:50:17 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] VA Inhospitable In-Reply-To: <87ofvwg7at.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 05:21:14PM -0800 References: <87ofvwg7at.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010220175017.D1296@linuxmafia.com> begin Mr . Bad quotation: > Is this an occasion for surly drinking? When is it _not_ an occasion for surly drinking? -- Cheers, "Reality is not optional." Rick Moen -- Thomas Sowell rick@linuxmafia.com From martin at meltin.net Tue Feb 20 02:04:40 2001 From: martin at meltin.net (Martin Schwenke) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> Message-ID: <20010220214251.A5634659714@au2.samba.org> >>>>> "MBP" == Martin Pool writes: >> martin@meltin.net has been successfully subscribed to >> CrackMonkey. MBP> Couldn't last a week once your Linuxcare crack supply was cut MBP> off, eh? Typical. C'mon, I made it just *over* a week! Yep, my ego got deflated once my mailbox started looking empty. I had to find a place that would replace the intelligent conversation I was missing... :-) MBP> -- MBP> Remaining Martin So you're the "survivor" (I've been watching those TV shows you know)! I told you to watch your back when I moved from being m3 to m2. Looks like we'll have to start numbering the m-nulls instead. Shit, they must have a problem in SF with Dave-nulls... :-) [Editor's note: note that this doesn't refer to any particular Dave or Daves. There used to be a lot of Daves at Linuxcare SF but that number must have been drastically (perhaps only proportionally) reduced in about the last 10 months...] Anyway, thanks for the nice welcome... :-) peace & happiness, martin From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 20:02:33 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <01022023023300.00890@workstation> On Monday 19 February 2001 13:22, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES, If your enrire income is based on a degree then i pitty you and an scared for you. Some people actually what they love, and in the process learn it very well. Probably better than any college stiff could ever teach it to them. The good thing here is that you look good on paper so far. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From dhd at eradicator.org Tue Feb 20 20:01:06 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: "Ariel V. Rosa"'s message of "Tue, 20 Feb 2001 23:02:33 -0500" References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01021904262702.01011@workstation> <87n1bio7mi.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <01022023023300.00890@workstation> Message-ID: <873dd8n0ql.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> "Ariel V. Rosa" writes: > If your enrire income is based on a degree then i pitty you and an scared for > you. Some people actually what they love, and in the process learn it very > well. Probably better than any college stiff could ever teach it to them. The > good thing here is that you look good on paper so far. It's fascinating how you can know so many things about me based on a single flame e-mail. You are a truly unique talent, sir. -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From mkp at mkp.net Tue Feb 20 15:11:52 2001 From: mkp at mkp.net (Martin K. Petersen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010220141630.R17148@flynn.zork.net> References: <20010220120621.V7597@zork.net> <20010220141630.R17148@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: >>>>> "Peter" == Peter A Peterson writes: Peter> But as we established earlier, personal domain names are Peter> gauche, therefore: Peter> _ Peter> tlu + pdn = lam Eat grapefruit you morons! -- Martin K. Petersen, Principal Linux Consultant, Linuxcare, Inc. mkp@linuxcare.com, http://www.linuxcare.com/ SGI XFS for Linux Developer, http://oss.sgi.com/projects/xfs/ From mkp at mkp.net Tue Feb 20 15:14:03 2001 From: mkp at mkp.net (Martin K. Petersen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] In-Reply-To: <20010220214251.A5634659714@au2.samba.org> References: <20010219163857.L7597@zork.net> <20010220152036.A29381@linuxcare.com.au> <20010220214251.A5634659714@au2.samba.org> Message-ID: [...] MBP> -- Remaining Martin Ahem... -- Remaining Martin^2 From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 20:30:55 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010219130347.B31990@zgp.org> References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <20010219153735.F18369@samurai.com> <20010219130347.B31990@zgp.org> Message-ID: <01022023305501.00890@workstation> On Monday 19 February 2001 16:03, Don Marti wrote: > Universities in the USA are obsolete, evil, and must be destroyed. > Either be a real commuity of knowledge, or be a corporate research lab. > This whole we're-a-corporate-research-lab-but-send-us-a-donation-anyway > bullshit has got to stop. Can i be the secretary for your activist group? A lot of people are manipulated into the profiting arms of universities with strong scare tatics since they are born. About time we opened the educated and non educateds eyes. Take a look at NYU, nothign but a profit machine. Don't even let me get started on the dental school whicha has has thier runn in with this list a couple times before. Jay can back that one up. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From nutella at zork.net Tue Feb 20 20:56:25 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] How to impress Jerry Pournelle Message-ID: <20010220205625.A6444@zork.net> Lots of noisy fans apparently; http://www.byte.com/column/BYT20010212S0001 This is so important he has to mention it three times. (Has Jerry been declared *officially* senile yet? - No, hang on, yesss.... "Arie" is Jerry Pornelle!) Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 20 21:00:53 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <01022023305501.00890@workstation> Message-ID: On Tue, 20 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > Can i be the secretary for your activist group? A lot of people are > manipulated into the profiting arms of universities with strong scare tatics > since they are born. About time we opened the educated and non educateds > eyes. Take a look at NYU, nothign but a profit machine. Don't even let me get > started on the dental school whicha has has thier runn in with this list a > couple times before. Jay can back that one up. The above is living proof that Universities teach one how to think clearly, express oneself concisely and communicate effectively. Troll. -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 21:07:22 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <01022100072203.00890@workstation> On Tuesday 20 February 2001 02:12, Nick Moffitt wrote: > As we all know, user interfaces are largely geared toward > mothers. > D I T H E R A T I > see the digerati dither, daily > > OEDIPUS WRECKS > > "Windows XP ... is the system that my mom deserves." > > Microsoft executive Jim Allchin, revealing that > Windows' user-surly interface is the result of > deep-seated family resentments, CNNdotCOM, 17 > February 2001 This proves windows poitn and click enviroment is meant forartheritic people or senile and old age who need to associate every functions with a pretty icon. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 21:11:06 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <20010220195719.B12828@scooter.s1.nxt> References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> <6usnl9d9hh.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010220195719.B12828@scooter.s1.nxt> Message-ID: <01022100110604.00890@workstation> On Tuesday 20 February 2001 03:57, Jeff Waugh wrote: > > > > Iiiiiiinstinct! Looks like great another speech problem on this mailing list. One who stuters, and now one who prolongs words that he needs to highlight. Do you squeez your sack to come up with the pronaunciation? -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 20 21:10:23 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <01022100072203.00890@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:07:22AM -0500 References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> <01022100072203.00890@workstation> Message-ID: <20010220211023.Y7597@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > This proves windows poitn and click enviroment is meant > forartheritic people or senile and old age who need to associate > every functions with a pretty icon. Don't you use Kmail? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 21:18:28 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <01022100182805.00890@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 00:00, Rick Welykochy wrote: > The above is living proof that Universities teach one how to > think clearly, express oneself concisely and communicate > effectively. Troll. So you agree universites are an over bloated grammer school. hmmm intersting. yes htis months Flavor "troll" again follower make up your own darn term. Thanks for proving my point though. Looser -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 21:22:02 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The driving force in user interface design In-Reply-To: <20010220211023.Y7597@zork.net> References: <20010219231233.O7597@zork.net> <01022100072203.00890@workstation> <20010220211023.Y7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <01022100220206.00890@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 00:10, Monkey Master wrote: > Don't you use Kmail? yep, hated by most who dont' accept change. Hey i liek it and it works. Besides for all it's functions it has coresponding keys to go. Yeah about the only peice of KDE i like. Get used o it. Nice nifty shit built into this point and click interface. Am i evil if i use GNOME. some hate me becasue I use bash, what makes this different. I choose to not be different, but i do choose to please my self, heh funny. Kmail does that. opps later M&M -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 21:33:18 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:23 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls Message-ID: <01022100331807.00890@workstation> ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: Re: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 16:21:47 +1100 (EST) From: Rick Welykochy To: "Ariel V. Rosa" On Wed, 21 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > So you agree universites are an over bloated grammer school. hmmm > intersting. yes htis months Flavor "troll" again follower make up your own > darn term. Thanks for proving my point though. > Looser Looser than you'll ever be, shit for brains. Get a life and learn to read English before attempting to ram your own words down my throat. Go back to outer Sicily and live with your inbred goat ancestors. But most of all, get off the Net so I can breathe clean air once more. -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services ------------------------------------------------------- -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From rick at praxis.com.au Tue Feb 20 21:37:20 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <01022100331807.00890@workstation> Message-ID: On Wed, 21 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa inappropriately published the following: > On Wed, 21 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > > So you agree universites are an over bloated grammer school. hmmm > > intersting. yes htis months Flavor "troll" again follower make up your own > > darn term. Thanks for proving my point though. > > Looser > > Looser than you'll ever be, shit for brains. Get a life and learn > to read English before attempting to ram your own words down my > throat. Go back to outer Sicily and live with your inbred goat > ancestors. But most of all, get off the Net so I can breathe clean > air once more. > > -- > Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services The above was a personal email sent to Shit for Brains. Would all CrackMonkeys please ignore it and return to their cages. Legal action will ensue against Mr Shit for Brains for publishing private, in-confidence communications, or so the saying goes. "You're in good hands with Shit for Brains" -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services From aaronl at vitelus.com Tue Feb 20 21:56:40 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe Message-ID: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> This list has been getting REALLY boring, even though I haven't been posting. GET THAT FUCKING MORON ARIE OFF THE LIST! And don't say that I could killfile him. It wouldn't do any good. He sets the topics on this list by posting a lot and baiting you idiots into replying to him. That troll's presence dilutes the ocasionally-funny nature of this list. It's becoming a pain in the ass to actually read the list becuase you have to swim through gobs of Arie(l) posts and replies to him. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 20 22:16:45 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <01022101164508.00890@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 00:37, Rick Welykochy wrote: > The above was a personal email sent to Shit for Brains. > Would all CrackMonkeys please ignore it and return to their cages. > Legal action will ensue against Mr Shit for Brains for > publishing private, in-confidence communications, or so > the saying goes. "You're in good hands with Shit for Brains" Ah yes another want to be lawyer. There was no oral or written agreement as to what is to occur with any email sent to me in private. The fact that you would try and hide you inadequacies from all the other monkeys is not to convincing that you do actually have any knowledge in your head. Or should i call it a repository fro every one elses shit.(follower). Legal action go ahead, I'll eat you alive, then sue you for wasting my time. Sue you for my lawyers fee (im no lawyer, but the likes of you is not uncommon in my realm). After wards I will continue to publisize your private emails intimately written to me. Its' the internet, heh nothings safe. Crackmonkeys should deny you crack for a week, bad monkey, wait your no monkey you ball scratching baboon. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From wayne at qconcepts.net Tue Feb 20 22:19:28 2001 From: wayne at qconcepts.net (Wayne Earl) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe In-Reply-To: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> Message-ID: I thought Ariel was javilk-script 2.0. You mean that's a real person posting that shit? On Tue, 20 Feb 2001, Aaron Lehmann wrote: > That troll's presence dilutes the ocasionally-funny nature of this > list. It's becoming a pain in the ass to actually read the list > becuase you have to swim through gobs of Arie(l) posts and replies to > him. -- Wayne Earl wayne@qconcepts.net http://www.qconcepts.net gpg key fingerprint: 2B98 4A92 2C4A 9BD9 81B3 6534 01BE 1302 B52C 40BE From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 21 00:43:39 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe In-Reply-To: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> (Aaron Lehmann's message of "Tue, 20 Feb 2001 21:56:40 -0800") References: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <6u4rxobf44.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "AL" == Aaron Lehmann writes: AL> This list has been getting REALLY boring, even though I AL> haven't been posting. If you don't like it, fuck off. -- Starving artists queue here. From rick at praxis.com.au Wed Feb 21 01:03:58 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Few limits on who buys knives online Message-ID: <3A93847E.972F129C@praxis.com.au> And thank gawd for that. Next they'll want to ban running with scissors. http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/051/metro/Few_limits_on_who_buys_knives_online+.shtml For a real nightmare experience, hava gaze at the HTML for the above page. -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "We don't do VB around here. Nor do we drink it." From joey at kitenet.net Wed Feb 21 04:26:09 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] all together now.. Message-ID: <20010221042608.A24730@kitenet.net> $ apt-get install shoop ... $ . /usr/share/shoop/shoop.sh bash-2.04$ OBJECT . new HELLO bash-2.04$ HELLO . sayhi : echo "Hello, world" bash-2.04$ HELLO . sayhi Hello, world -- see shy jo From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 21 04:32:51 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] all together now.. In-Reply-To: <20010221042608.A24730@kitenet.net> (Joey Hess's message of "Wed, 21 Feb 2001 04:26:09 -0800") References: <20010221042608.A24730@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <6un1bg8bd8.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JH" == Joey Hess writes: JH> $ apt-get install shoop Reading Package Lists... Done. Building Co-Dependency Tree... Done. E: Couldn't find package shoop -- Starving artists queue here. From joey at kitenet.net Wed Feb 21 04:40:32 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] all together now.. In-Reply-To: <6un1bg8bd8.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:32:51PM +0000 References: <20010221042608.A24730@kitenet.net> <6un1bg8bd8.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010221044032.B24730@kitenet.net> Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "JH" == Joey Hess writes: > > JH> $ apt-get install shoop > > Reading Package Lists... Done. > Building Co-Dependency Tree... Done. > E: Couldn't find package shoop apt-get install shoop/unstable # then Oh wait, you're running some debian for redhat refugees so that won't work either. -- see shy jo From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 21 04:43:54 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] all together now.. In-Reply-To: <20010221044032.B24730@kitenet.net> (Joey Hess's message of "Wed, 21 Feb 2001 04:40:32 -0800") References: <20010221042608.A24730@kitenet.net> <6un1bg8bd8.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010221044032.B24730@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <6uelws8aut.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JH" == Joey Hess writes: >> Reading Package Lists... Done. >> Building Co-Dependency Tree... Done. >> E: Couldn't find package shoop JH> apt-get install shoop/unstable # then Cool, I didn't know about that syntax. JH> Oh wait, you're running some debian for redhat refugees so JH> that won't work either. No, I'm not. -- Starving artists queue here. From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 21 09:46:22 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <01022023305501.00890@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 11:30:55PM -0500 References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <20010219153735.F18369@samurai.com> <20010219130347.B31990@zgp.org> <01022023305501.00890@workstation> Message-ID: <20010221094622.I23474@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 11:30:55PM -0500, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > Can i be the secretary for your activist group? Yes. For your initiation, you have to burn down the Stanford Intellectual Property Licensing Office. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 21 09:58:58 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe In-Reply-To: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 09:56:40PM -0800 References: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010221095858.Z7597@zork.net> begin Aaron Lehmann quotation: > This list has been getting REALLY boring, even though I haven't been > posting. > > GET THAT FUCKING MORON ARIE OFF THE LIST! Dude, we've got troll infighting now. We're doomed. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 21 10:26:38 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010221102638.A7597@zork.net> Goddamn! I was hoping to have my apt repository listed! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- golam@internatif.org has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From smb23 at csufresno.edu Wed Feb 21 10:53:16 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damm power knowit alls Message-ID: <7cf03789f8.789f87cf03@scccd.org> See if you can score http://onlinetools.chipcenter.com/quiz/quiz_20010221.html From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 21 11:04:33 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [jacob@froggy.scruz.org: [sclug] SMAUG Meeting tommorow - 6:30pm at SCO in Santa Cruz, near Costco] Message-ID: <20010221110433.A4182@zork.net> Of COURSE he'll be attending. DUH. ----- Forwarded message from Jacob Hunter ----- SMAUG, a local linux user group, will be meeting Monday December 4, 2000, at 6:30pm at SCO in Santa Cruz. Mandrake and Raster, the OpenSource developers of Enlightenment will be there speaking about, their project. We will also be giving away a VMWare license, a $320 value. The meeting will be at 399 Encinal, near Costco in Santa Cruz, at SCO's conference center. Rick Moen of linuxmafia.com will also be attending. For directions to the event check out http://www.scruz.org/dir.html more details on the event avaliable at http://www.scruz.org thanks jacob m hunter -=-=- the Santa Cruz Linux User Group - http://linus.got.net ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 21 11:38:25 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] How to impress Jerry Pournelle In-Reply-To: <20010220205625.A6444@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 08:56:25PM -0800 References: <20010220205625.A6444@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010221113825.A27304@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 08:56:25PM -0800, Bernard wrote: > (Has Jerry been declared *officially* senile yet? I declare Jerry officially senile. "We are now looking into third-party providers, whose main job apparently is to deal with the telephone company that will actually provide the service." Bullshit. PBI's primary purpose is to suck, tell people to reboot when PBI's own network is fucked up, and try to steal real ISPs' customers. via.net and rawbandwidth.com do a hell of a lot more than just threaten PUC compaints against PBI. "Serve me, vendor-boy." -- Jerry Pournelle -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 21 11:39:30 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe In-Reply-To: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 09:56:40PM -0800 References: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010221113930.B27304@zgp.org> On Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 09:56:40PM -0800, Aaron Lehmann wrote: > GET THAT FUCKING MORON ARIE OFF THE LIST! YOU GET HIM. GO ON, GET HIM. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Wed Feb 21 11:44:20 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <01022023023300.00890@workstation> Message-ID: On Tue, 20 Feb 2001, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > On Monday 19 February 2001 13:22, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > > > Some of us even have UNIVERSITY DEGREES, > > If your enrire income is based on a degree then i pitty you and an scared for > you. Some people actually what they love, and in the process learn it very > well. Probably better than any college stiff could ever teach it to them. The > good thing here is that you look good on paper so far. > That's probably the greatest endorsement for college education that I've ever read. -- "Ariel apparently didn't op for the 'bottle in front of me'" -- Ben Franklin From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 21 13:35:32 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [joeyh@debian.org: Debian Weekly News - February 21st, 2001] Message-ID: <20010221133532.E4182@zork.net> More pills, Joey. More pills. Apt 0.5 looks to be r0xx0r. ----- Forwarded message from Joey Hess ----- http://www.debian.org/News/weekly/2001/6/ Unstable lived up to its name again this week, despite (or maybe because of?) the impending freeze. The latest perl reorganization went well all and all, but there have been some reports of apt wanting to remove everything rather than do that upgrade. And speaking of apt, apt 0.5 just made it into unstable! This major new revision of apt includes features like "apt-get build-dep", to download a source package, satisfy build dependencies, and build it. And it supports the pinning feature, to allow for commands like "apt-get install mozilla/unstable" (which installs unstable's version of mozilla onto a testing or stable system). Shoop also entered Debian this week, but nobody really noticed. -- see shy jo ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 21 15:01:34 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010221150134.G4182@zork.net> Fuqr. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- wayne@qconcepts.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pmc at optushome.com.au Wed Feb 21 02:50:06 2001 From: pmc at optushome.com.au (Paul Cameron) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <01022101164508.00890@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 01:16:45AM -0500 References: <01022101164508.00890@workstation> Message-ID: <20010221215006.A31032@optushome.com.au> On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 01:16:45AM -0500, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > > After wards I will continue to publisize your private emails intimately > written to me. Its' the internet, heh nothings safe. Crackmonkeys should deny > you crack for a week, bad monkey, wait your no monkey you ball scratching > baboon. Hmm, I'm not sure what drugs you're on, but I think your local pharmacist shat in them. http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/toilet.htm Paul. From mdavis at pocketpenguins.com Wed Feb 21 14:52:44 2001 From: mdavis at pocketpenguins.com (Mitch Davis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: CrackMonkey digest, Vol 1 #732 - 10 msgs References: Message-ID: <3A9446BC.43659EB0@pocketpenguins.com> > From: "Ariel V. Rosa" > To: Rick Welykochy > > Crackmonkeys should deny > you crack for a week, bad monkey, wait your no monkey you ball scratching > baboon. Oooh stung!! Ouch ouch hurting!! Mitch. -- mailto:mjd@alphalink.com.au mailto:mdavis@pocketpenguins.com From bob at ruptured-duck.com Wed Feb 21 19:20:55 2001 From: bob at ruptured-duck.com (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Register today! Message-ID: <20010222032149.TCWV20503.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@cx937045-b.lncln1.ri.home.com> Speaking of Google juice: Don't Miss Search Engine Strategies * March 20 & 21 * Boston Attend this unique two-day event that caters to both search engine promoters and searchers. Learn the ins-and-outs of search engine marketing from top experts in the field. Understand how major search engines operate behind the scenes to present results. You'll also get tips and tools that can help you search better day-to-day. Sign up by February 21st and SAVE $100 or more. Register today: http://seminars.internet.com/sew/boston01/registration.html -- Bob Bernstein NetBSD 1.5 at Pronto 2.2.3 Esmond, R.I. Perl 5.6.0 Gtk 1.2.8 MySQL 3.22 USA Yeah baby! From nutella at zork.net Wed Feb 21 22:47:30 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Register today! In-Reply-To: <20010222032149.TCWV20503.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@cx937045-b.lncln1.ri.home.com>; from bob@ruptured-duck.com on Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 10:20:55PM -0500 References: <20010222032149.TCWV20503.mail.rdc1.ct.home.com@cx937045-b.lncln1.ri.home.com> Message-ID: <20010221224730.A28781@zork.net> 21Feb2001 10:20PM (-0500) From [bob@ruptured-duck.com] bob [Bob Bernstein] > Speaking of Google juice: [lame advert snipped ruthlessly] So, crackmonkey has deteriorated to a telemarketing list. I guess it had to happen some time. Anyway, *really* speaking of the google/crackmonkey connection I wanted to pull up the Homer Simpson "we're so lame" quote and so queried google thusly; http://www.google.com/search?q=homer+%22so+lame%22 Naturally the first hit was; http://crackmonkey.org/pipermail/crackmonkey/2000q4/015422.html I'm accepting the ESR weighting as a reasonable explanation but I'll bet there's a google employee on this list. Maybe they can be persuaded to make Bob rich... Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From aaronl at vitelus.com Wed Feb 21 23:55:52 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debnet Message-ID: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com> Was it here that Mr. Bad proposed putting Debian onto the freenet? In the interview at http://www.wired.com/news/audio/interviews/2001/02/wnr_iclarke_021601.mp3, Ian Clarke calls "Freenet over APT" an interesting project and discusses it further. From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 22 00:37:04 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [jacob@froggy.scruz.org: [sclug] SMAUG Meeting tommorow - 6:30pm at SCO in Santa Cruz, near Costco] In-Reply-To: <20010221110433.A4182@zork.net> (Nick Moffitt's message of "Wed, 21 Feb 2001 11:04:33 -0800") References: <20010221110433.A4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u66i3p0zz.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> Of COURSE he'll be attending. DUH. NM> ----- Forwarded message from Jacob Hunter ----- NM> We will also be giving away a VMWare license, a $320 value. NM> Rick Moen of linuxmafia.com will also be attending. NM> ----- End forwarded message ----- Jacob has opened my eyes! I *knew* something was missing from Rick Moen's seminal "Recipe for a successful LUG"! ATTRACT USERS BY GIVING AWAY COSTLY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE! It's so obvious! -- Starving artists queue here. From aaronl at vitelus.com Thu Feb 22 00:53:11 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [jacob@froggy.scruz.org: [sclug] SMAUG Meeting tommorow - 6:30pm at SCO in Santa Cruz, near Costco] In-Reply-To: <6u66i3p0zz.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 08:37:04AM +0000 References: <20010221110433.A4182@zork.net> <6u66i3p0zz.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222005311.A24714@vitelus.com> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 08:37:04AM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > I *knew* something was missing from Rick > Moen's seminal "Recipe for a successful LUG"! "Rick Moen will be there; will you"? From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 22 02:27:01 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [StupidLink] The People's Republic of Cork! Message-ID: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/ -- Starving artists queue here. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 22 03:25:34 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nhackleman@juno.com: Fux0r] Message-ID: <20010222032534.I4182@zork.net> Gotta filter Juno mail now, too. ----- Forwarded message from Nicholaus P Hackleman ----- All i have is one question... that is the sercet meaning behind Fux0r?????????? ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From 1paul at optushome.com.au Thu Feb 22 02:28:43 2001 From: 1paul at optushome.com.au (Paul Cameron) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [StupidLink] The People's Republic of Cork! In-Reply-To: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 10:27:01AM +0000 References: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222212843.C831@optushome.com.au> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 10:27:01AM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > > http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/ Here I was with my credit card ready, thinking they were sex industry retailers. And what a bunch of Irish pisshead tripe it turned out to be! Their glossary page doesn't even know what AFL is ... (compare and contrast with VFL) Paul. From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 22 03:55:00 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [StupidLink] The People's Republic of Cork! In-Reply-To: <20010222212843.C831@optushome.com.au> (Paul Cameron's message of "Thu, 22 Feb 2001 21:28:43 +1100") References: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010222212843.C831@optushome.com.au> Message-ID: <6u66i3nd9n.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "PC" == Paul Cameron <1paul@optushome.com.au> writes: PC> And what a bunch of Irish pisshead tripe it turned out to be! PC> Their glossary page doesn't even know what AFL is ... Australian football: a mongrel game for a mongrel people. -- Starving artists queue here. From evan at prodromou.san-francisco.ca.us Thu Feb 22 06:13:13 2001 From: evan at prodromou.san-francisco.ca.us (Evan Prodromou) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debnet In-Reply-To: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com> References: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <87bsruu7pi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "AL" == Aaron Lehmann writes: AL> Was it here that Mr. Bad proposed putting Debian onto the AL> freenet? In the interview at AL> http://www.wired.com/news/audio/interviews/2001/02/wnr_iclarke_021601.mp3, AL> Ian Clarke calls "Freenet over APT" an interesting project and AL> discusses it further. Yeah, that's not a coincidence. ~ESP -- Evan Prodromou evan@prodromou.san-francisco.ca.us From sneakums at zork.net Thu Feb 22 06:15:59 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debnet In-Reply-To: <87bsruu7pi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Evan Prodromou's message of "22 Feb 2001 06:13:13 -0800") References: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com> <87bsruu7pi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6upugan6qo.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "EP" == Evan Prodromou writes: >>>>> "AL" == Aaron Lehmann writes: AL> Ian Clarke calls "Freenet over APT" an interesting project and AL> discusses it further. EP> Yeah, that's not a coincidence. Unlike Mr. Lehmann. -- Starving artists queue here. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 22 06:36:47 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: Message-ID: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Nobody at Sourceforge forgets to do line wrapping. Nobody at Sourceforge leaves horrible ^M's everywhere. Yikes! I was actually pretty confident in SF until I got this unholy crap! I know that this is nobody's fault (my guess is that nobody usually does mass-mailings, so they did this one with a Perl script or something), but *somebody* over there should probably learn how to use a reasonable mailer. ~Mr. Bad P.S. "released it's 2nd quarter results". Eep! Frankly, I'm glad nobody was let go from SourceForge, because he can't spell. P.P.S. Don't take this message as meaning that I don't Back the Badge. Hell, I *LOOOOOOVE* SF. Just don't particularly like this email. ---8<--- To: noreply@sourceforge.net Subject: SourceForge: Message-Id: From: nobody Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 01:42:49 -0800 SourceForge update: February 21st, 2001. ------------- VA LINUX'S COMMITMENT TO SOURCEFORGE SUPPORT TRACKER TOOL COMPAQ ALPHASERVER PLATFORM IN COMPILE FARM. LINUX DRIVER DEVELOPMENT PROJECT ------------- Current Statistics: 16,000 Projects, 125,000 Developers VA LINUX'S COMMITMENT TO SOURCEFORGE --- As many of you may know, VA Linux Systems, which owns and manages SourceForge, released it's 2nd quarter results for fiscal 2001 and also announced a staff reduction of 25% company wide. How does this affect SourceForge? What is VA's commitment to SourceForge? How is SourceForge making money? Any company wide reorganization is a difficult process for all who are involved. As painful as the process is, this reorganization is actually good for SourceForge and good for you. VA Linux is refocusing itself into a number of key areas and one of them is SourceForge. This additional focus gives SourceForge additional funding, more engineers, more hardware, and more support staff to accommodate our growth and serve the community better. You'll be seeing a lot of positive things in the coming months with these additional resources. (BTW: No one on the team was let go during the layoffs) VA's commitment to SourceForge has never been stronger. The company recently invested $500,000 in new hardware and we'll continue to add ftp servers, bandwidth, personnel and other resources necessary to make the site a continued success. A number of you have asked about SourceForge's business model, and how VA can continue to keep SourceForge running for 'free'. VA has a strong commitment to the Open Source Community. It is also generating revenue from SourceForge and will continue to do so to help support the site and generate revenue for the company. SourceForge is currently generating revenue in three ways. A) Banner ads on the site. (Page views grew 20% in January alone) B) Corporate Sponsorships. This includes hardware in the compile farm and foundry corporate sponsorships. C) SourceForge Onsite: This is a service in which we deploy SourceForge's technology behind a company's firewall so that the company can work collaboratively to write better software faster internally. http://www.valinux.com/services/sfos.html http://www.valinux.com/about/news/releases/020901.html If you have any specific questions about any information above, please feel free to write me at pat@sourceforge.net SUPPORT --- Good news in the support area. For those of you who have put in support requests during the past 60 days, you know there have been delays. I want to apologize for that. This has been partially due to the hardware upgrade in late December, incredible growth in January and some staffing changes which created a bit of a backlog. To combat the problem, we've added additional support staff to cut through the buildup. We have also recently hired Jacob Moorman, who started two weeks ago in the role of "Quality of Service Manager". Jacob's position is to make support on SourceForge world class, improve the documentation on the site and work to create tools to make the site easier to administer (such as releasing locked CVS files). Jacob is also maintaining the new 'Site Status' page on the site. The 'Site status' page (the link is located on the left nav bar) is updated daily and lists all the services available on SourceForge. Jacob's email address is moorman@sourceforge.net. Feel free to email him with suggestions comments and general feedback. ** New Tool** Tracker --- 'Bigdisk' has been putting the finishing touches on a new tool called Tracker. The new tracker tool combines the functionality of the old bug tracker, support manager, and patch manager into one tool, along with a bunch of new features and the ability to create unlimited numbers of additional trackers, like feature request managers or whatever else you can come up with. This powerful new tool will be online within the next 10 days. COMPAQ ALPHASERVER PLATFORM IN COMPILE FARM. --- We recently added Compaq Alphas to the SourceForge compile Farm. This includes both True 64 on Alpha and Linux on Alpha. We'll be adding additional platforms in the coming weeks including Sun Sparc (Solaris and Linux)and IBM PPC (AIX and Linux). http://sourceforge.net/compilefarm/ LINUX DRIVER DEVELOPMENT PROJECT --- Over the past few weeks, we've been working with a few hardware companies interested in opening up their specs on SourceForge and supporting the Open Source community's Linux driver development efforts. Being able to put specs in front of an audience the size of SourceForge is of tremendous value to companies looking to make their hardware work (or work better) under Linux. When we talk to these companies, we point to scores of successful driver projects on the site (from PCMCIA, to printers, to storage -- 2 of the 10 most active projects are driver-related). This is a great experiment, and could be a great win for Open Source. To move things along, we're going to create a foundry and set up resources to help developers working on Linux driver development. If this is an itch you'd like to help scratch, subscribe to the Linux driver development mailing list at: The more developers that subscribe and get involved, the easier it will be for us to get more vendors to open their specs (and the sooner you'll know about it when they do). [We're especially interested in getting in touch with developers who are willing to help admin the foundry and recruit vendor participants.] --------------------- This email was sent from sourceforge.net. To change your email receipt preferences, please visit the site, login and edit your account via the "Account Maintenance" link. Direct any questions to admin@sourceforge.net, or reply to this email. ---8<--- -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 22 06:52:26 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <87wvaisrbp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Goddamn! I couldn't send the original message because stupid crackmonkey list kills MIME. So I cut and pasted it, and my clever mailer cleaned up the bogon binary baloney. Anyways, at least you get to see the linewrap failure. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From smb23 at csufresno.edu Thu Feb 22 08:05:16 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damm huggers Message-ID: It's about time they did something about them: "School Cracks Down on 'Hugging Epidemic'" http://www.foxnews.com/national/022101/school_hugs.sml From lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org Thu Feb 22 08:15:28 2001 From: lumberjack-dj at pigdog.org (The Lumberjack DJ) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damm huggers In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <87pugasnhb.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "SMB" == Steve M Bibayoff writes: SMB> It's about time they did something about them: "School Cracks SMB> Down on 'Hugging Epidemic'" SMB> http://www.foxnews.com/national/022101/school_hugs.sml Hot girl-on-girl hugging action! "[Principal] Arns said he has discouraged boy and girl hugging, but hugging between girls is acceptable." I think this only becomes a problem if all the kids are, like, lying in a great big E-puddle in the middle of the playground. Otherwise, let the children hug. They are the future, after all. ~LDJ -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Lumberjack DJ - lumberjack-dj@pigdog.org - http://pigdog.org/ Today is the car of the cdr of your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 22 09:12:12 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debnet In-Reply-To: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 11:55:52PM -0800 References: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010222091212.C3329@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 11:55:52PM -0800, Aaron Lehmann wrote: > Was it here that Mr. Bad proposed putting Debian onto the freenet? http://crackmonkey.org/pipermail/crackmonkey/2000q4/015036.html > In the interview at > http://www.wired.com/news/audio/interviews/2001/02/wnr_iclarke_021601.mp3, > Ian Clarke calls "Freenet over APT" an interesting project and > discusses it further. Freenet over APT? Mr. Bad already did that too. (The Debian wankers don't seem to want to let him into their secret clubhouse, though...) Everything over Freenet! http://eof.sourceforge.net/ -- Don Marti dmarti@linuxjournal.com Technical Editor, Linux Journal 650-962-9601 Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 22 09:23:01 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Debnet In-Reply-To: <20010222091212.C3329@zgp.org> References: <20010221235551.A24367@vitelus.com> <20010222091212.C3329@zgp.org> Message-ID: <87g0h6skcq.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: DM> Freenet over APT? Mr. Bad already did that too. (The Debian DM> wankers don't seem to want to let him into their secret DM> clubhouse, though...) Actually, that was Timm Murray or somebody. I did one Debian, but it's not updating. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 22 09:27:04 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <87wvaisrbp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 06:52:26AM -0800 References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87wvaisrbp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010222092704.D3329@zgp.org> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 06:52:26AM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > Anyways, at least you get to see the linewrap failure. "We are committed to providing continued support for our $WHATEVER customers" is typical corporate-speak for "Attention $WHATEVER users! Run for your lives! It's all coming down in flames around you! Sauve qui peut!" The fucked-up thing about this announcement, though, is that VA _is_ actually continuing and actually increasing support for SourceForge (which had a heinous weenie explosion and some admin issues) They just _sound_ like a bunch of corporate weasels preparing to hit the plunger and run while it all collapses around them. VA would have to be profoundly stupid to walk into companies and try to sell them in-house TurnKeySourceForge when anyone at the customer company can get on the original Sourceforge and see if it sucks or not. VA has done some damn stupid things, and I'm sure will continue to, but fucking up SourceForge isn't one of them. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 22 09:37:33 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <20010222092704.D3329@zgp.org> References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87wvaisrbp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010222092704.D3329@zgp.org> Message-ID: <87bsrusjoi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: DM> VA would have to be profoundly stupid to walk into companies DM> and try to sell them in-house TurnKeySourceForge when anyone DM> at the customer company can get on the original Sourceforge DM> and see if it sucks or not. VA has done some damn stupid DM> things, and I'm sure will continue to, but fucking up DM> SourceForge isn't one of them. Well, I think that there's only one problem with SF, which is that the garbage-collection algorithm seems a bit out of whack. Like, there are probably on the order of hundreds of active projects on SF, but there are 16,000 listed. Being someone who's started two zombie projects (decss and mmreencrypt), I can say for certain that for every SF member there's like at least one dead project out there. People with zombie projects (no CVS updates, no lists, no mail, no news) should get messages saying that the project is going to be mothballed, and if they still don't do anything, mothball the fux0r. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From fusion94 at valinux.com Thu Feb 22 09:42:49 2001 From: fusion94 at valinux.com (Tony Guntharp) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:24 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <87bsrusjoi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 09:37:33AM -0800 References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87wvaisrbp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010222092704.D3329@zgp.org> <87bsrusjoi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010222094249.A17126@valinux.com> > don't do anything, mothball the fux0r. > > ~Mr. Bad I agree...as soon as I can figure out how to mothball that marti dude you'll be the first to know. -- Tony Guntharp ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Senior Software Engineer, VA Linux Systems | Founding Developer, SourceForge | From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 22 10:19:26 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <87bsrusjoi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 09:37:33AM -0800 References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <87wvaisrbp.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010222092704.D3329@zgp.org> <87bsrusjoi.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010222101926.A5804@zgp.org> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 09:37:33AM -0800, Mr. Bad wrote: > Being someone who's started two zombie projects (decss and > mmreencrypt), I can say for certain that for every SF member there's > like at least one dead project out there. People with zombie projects > (no CVS updates, no lists, no mail, no news) should get messages > saying that the project is going to be mothballed, and if they still > don't do anything, mothball the fux0r. If SourceForge started mothballing inactive projects, 500 people would start SourceForge projects to create software that automatically dinks with your project to keep it "active." All those thousands of inactive projects put less load on SourceForge than a few people faking activity just to squat a project name. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 22 12:04:17 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. Message-ID: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull Forwarded-by: Spike Ilacqua http://www.cira.ca/official-doc/4.registrantCanadian.txt 2. Canadian Presence Requirements. On and after November 8, 2000 only the following individuals and entities will be permitted to apply to CIRA (through a CIRA certified registrar) for the registration of, and to hold and maintain the registration of, a .ca domain name: (a) Canadian citizen. A Canadian citizen of the age of majority under the laws of the province or territory in Canada in which he or she resides or last resided; [...] (m) Her Majesty the Queen. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second and her successors; ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From jdub at aphid.net Thu Feb 22 12:14:39 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. In-Reply-To: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:04:17PM -0800 References: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net> > (m) Her Majesty the Queen. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second and > her successors; Australia still has an old queen as head of state. Come to think of it, Canada and Australia are just like the US in that respect. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "A rest with a fermata is the moral opposite of the fast food restaurant with express lane." - James Gleick, Faster From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 22 12:20:12 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. In-Reply-To: <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net>; from jdub@aphid.net on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 07:14:39AM +1100 References: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net> Message-ID: <20010222122012.L4182@zork.net> begin Jeff Waugh quotation: > Australia still has an old queen as head of state. Come to think of > it, Canada and Australia are just like the US in that respect. Nono, our queens are in charge of the FBI. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Feb 22 12:48:00 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. In-Reply-To: <20010222122012.L4182@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:20:12PM -0800 References: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net> <20010222122012.L4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222124800.B9905@zgp.org> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:20:12PM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > Nono, our queens are in charge of the FBI. My former employer actually had a contract with HM the Queen. (Technology transfer from a university in Canada.) She didn't sign it, but some Canadian bureaucrat signed for her. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From schoen at loyalty.org Thu Feb 22 13:06:37 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. In-Reply-To: <20010222124800.B9905@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:48:00PM -0800 References: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net> <20010222122012.L4182@zork.net> <20010222124800.B9905@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010222130637.N32240@zork.net> Don Marti writes: > On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:20:12PM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > > > Nono, our queens are in charge of the FBI. > > My former employer actually had a contract with HM the Queen. (Technology > transfer from a university in Canada.) She didn't sign it, but some > Canadian bureaucrat signed for her. I hear that the Queen will sometimes sign contracts "R.". People who can sign contracts with one letter _rule_. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From zen at zork.net Thu Feb 22 13:13:33 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. In-Reply-To: <20010222130637.N32240@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 01:06:37PM -0800 References: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net> <20010222122012.L4182@zork.net> <20010222124800.B9905@zgp.org> <20010222130637.N32240@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222131333.A23834@zork.net> begin Seth David Schoen quotation: > People who can sign contracts with one letter _rule_. Does X count? -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From geoperry at iww.org Thu Feb 22 13:25:44 2001 From: geoperry at iww.org (George J.P. Perry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) Message-ID: For all I know, the poster put up the sham, which doesn't even feature decent M$ linking. -g ---------- Forwarded message ---------- To: am-info@venice.essential.org Subject: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny I guess someone's hacked Microsoft. Check this out before it goes away: http://www.microsoft.com&item%3Dq209354@www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp.. From nick at zork.net Thu Feb 22 13:34:49 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Mailer-Daemon@zork.net: Mail delivery failed: returning message to sender] Message-ID: <20010222133449.M4182@zork.net> Oyyyy. ----- Forwarded message from Mail Delivery System ----- This message was created automatically by mail delivery software. A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its recipients. The following address(es) failed: alex.bischoff@xpedior.com: SMTP error from remote mailer after end of data: host mx2.xpedior.com [205.231.235.233]: 550 5.7.1 You might be infected with A MAIL Virus ------ This is a copy of the message, including all the headers. ------ [not all! -NickM] From: "George J.P. Perry" To: Character References , Schmoken Sie Crack? I guess someone's hacked Microsoft. Check this out before it goes away: http://www.microsoft.com&item%3Dq209354@www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp.. _______________________________________________ CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From joe at barrera.org Thu Feb 22 13:44:26 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> Oh, look, now netscape has hacked www.microsoft.com! http://www.microsoft.com&item%3Dq209354@www.netscape.com ... etc. George J.P. Perry writes: > For all I know, the poster put up the sham, which doesn't even feature > decent M$ linking. -g > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > To: am-info@venice.essential.org > Subject: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny > > I guess someone's hacked Microsoft. Check this out before it goes away: > http://www.microsoft.com&item%3Dq209354@www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp.. From danny at spesh.com Thu Feb 22 14:04:33 2001 From: danny at spesh.com (Danny O'Brien) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canadian independence squashed. In-Reply-To: <20010222130637.N32240@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 01:06:37PM -0800 References: <20010222120417.K4182@zork.net> <20010223071439.A8556@aphid.net> <20010222122012.L4182@zork.net> <20010222124800.B9905@zgp.org> <20010222130637.N32240@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222140433.A15169@spesh.com> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 01:06:37PM -0800, Seth David Schoen wrote: > Don Marti writes: > > > On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:20:12PM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > > > > > Nono, our queens are in charge of the FBI. > > > > My former employer actually had a contract with HM the Queen. (Technology > > transfer from a university in Canada.) She didn't sign it, but some > > Canadian bureaucrat signed for her. > > I hear that the Queen will sometimes sign contracts "R.". > > People who can sign contracts with one letter _rule_. > She's just doing it to psych Elizabeth I's scribbly thing: http://users.erols.com/volker/Shakes/ElizSig.htm From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 22 14:41:40 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] So, what is this "SuSE OS"? Message-ID: <20010222144140.A26660@zork.net> GNU has gone now. We have "SuSE Linux". eg. http://graphics.userfriendly.org/images/css/suse_css_7_1-feb01.gif Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Thu Feb 22 15:02:14 2001 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (Don Qi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: [Pigdog] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: > On Thu, 22 Feb 2001, George J.P. Perry wrote: > > > I guess someone's hacked Microsoft. Check this out before it goes away: > > http://www.microsoft.com&item%3Dq209354@www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp.. Have you seen this one: http://www.barrera.org@3638221353/barrera.htm -- "I think the subject explains that he was aware of the obfuscation" -- Ben Franklin From joe at barrera.org Thu Feb 22 15:42:17 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: [Pigdog] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <14997.41945.502000.253167@barrera.org> Don Qi writes: > > Have you seen this one: > http://www.barrera.org@3638221353/barrera.htm Grad school was such a blur. I don't remember writing half those papers. At least not with those titles. - Joe From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 22 15:47:40 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linuxcare embraces Microsoft Message-ID: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net> ...well it certainly looks like it. The new home page (which is probably the slowest rendering I've ever come across - and crashes one version of Netscape) seems to be littered with FrontPage-isms. I especially appreciate them generating the entire thing in 1 pixel GIFs. Could someone tell them to do a text only version or don't they know how to save plain text from Word? Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From rick at linuxmafia.com Thu Feb 22 16:07:53 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linuxcare embraces Microsoft In-Reply-To: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 03:47:40PM -0800 References: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222160753.U25724@linuxmafia.com> begin Bernard quotation: > ...well it certainly looks like it. Wow. That's either literally composed in MS Front Page, or might as well have been. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 22 16:15:29 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linuxcare embraces Microsoft In-Reply-To: <20010222160753.U25724@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 04:07:53PM -0800 References: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net> <20010222160753.U25724@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010222161529.O4182@zork.net> begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > begin Bernard quotation: > > ...well it certainly looks like it. > > Wow. That's either literally composed in MS Front Page, or might as > well have been. You know, I often wonder about what would have happened had two or three ex-sysadmins there not warned them repeatedly of the PR problem involved in allowing meta tags and headers for proprietary windows software show up in official communications. Perhaps we'd be seeing the "GENERATOR" tag even today. Of course, that's just idle speculation and conjecture. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From joakim at ximian.com Thu Feb 22 17:14:28 2001 From: joakim at ximian.com (Joakim Ziegler) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linuxcare embraces Microsoft In-Reply-To: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 03:47:40PM -0800 References: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222191428.B1674@ximian.com> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 03:47:40PM -0800, Bernard wrote: > ...well it certainly looks like it. The new home page (which > is probably the slowest rendering I've ever come across - > and crashes one version of Netscape) seems to be littered with > FrontPage-isms. I especially appreciate them generating the > entire thing in 1 pixel GIFs. > Could someone tell them to do a text only version > or don't they know how to save plain text from Word? Also, if you assume that their point is that both Turbolinux and Linuxcare represent powerful thinking, isn't the formula Linuxcare + Turbolinux = Powerful Thinking^2 which is the alt text of the middle of the splash on their frontpage, kinda of, um, wrong? -- Joakim Ziegler - Ximian web monkey - joakim@ximian.com - Radagast@IRC FIX sysop - free software coder - FIDEL & Conglomerate developer http://www.avmaria.com/ - http://www.ximian.com/ From sween at modelm.org Thu Feb 22 17:17:49 2001 From: sween at modelm.org (sween) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] honeypot, honeypot let me in... Message-ID: http://www.AntiOnline.com/cgi-bin/features/MailBag?date=../../../../cgi-bin/features/MailBag --- | M | -sween --- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Feb 22 17:31:45 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] honeypot, honeypot let me in... In-Reply-To: ; from sween@modelm.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 08:17:49PM -0500 References: Message-ID: <20010222173145.P4182@zork.net> begin sween quotation: > http://www.AntiOnline.com/cgi-bin/features/MailBag?date=../../../../cgi-bin/features/MailBag "Have a conversation with our virtual security expert." I could be an expert in virtual security, and make the big bucks. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at praxis.com.au Thu Feb 22 19:57:38 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The incredible mutating tux, courtesy of evil.empire Message-ID: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au> More FUD from the MS FOAD TOAD: http://www.racecondition.com/msad.jpg anyone care to translate it? the picture prolly says it all. -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited "We don't do VB around here. Nor do we drink it." From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 22 19:58:45 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The incredible mutating tux, courtesy of evil.empire In-Reply-To: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au>; from rick@praxis.com.au on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 02:57:38PM +1100 References: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <20010222195845.A5496@zork.net> 23Feb2001 02:57PM (+1100) From [rick@praxis.com.au] rick [Rick Welykochy] > More FUD from the MS FOAD TOAD: http://www.racecondition.com/msad.jpg > > anyone care to translate it? the picture prolly says it all. I think this appeared on Slarshdawt many moons ago. On a related note, it is somewhat amusing to me (as a vi user) that they decided to call the next thing "xp" as that is a great combination for "mutation". Maybe they actually meant to call it "Widnows"... (emacs users can get a grown-up to explain this to them) Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From nutella at zork.net Thu Feb 22 20:12:46 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Linuxcare embraces Microsoft In-Reply-To: <20010222161529.O4182@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 04:15:29PM -0800 References: <20010222154740.A29432@zork.net> <20010222160753.U25724@linuxmafia.com> <20010222161529.O4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010222201245.B5496@zork.net> 22Feb2001 04:15PM (-0800) From [monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org] monkeymaster [Monkey Master] > begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > > begin Bernard quotation: > > > ...well it certainly looks like it. > > > > Wow. That's either literally composed in MS Front Page, or might as > > well have been. > > You know, I often wonder about what would have happened had > two or three ex-sysadmins there not warned them repeatedly of the PR > problem involved in allowing meta tags and headers for proprietary > windows software show up in official communications. > > Perhaps we'd be seeing the "GENERATOR" tag even today. > > Of course, that's just idle speculation and conjecture. "LinuXcare: we just don't get it" Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From benb at iastate.edu Thu Feb 22 22:12:05 2001 From: benb at iastate.edu (Ben Brockert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Teradyne Message-ID: <3A95FF34.F83AD835@iastate.edu> Anybody have any dealings with them? They make test equipment and software for phone lines, DSL, and various internet connection stuff. During their presentation, they said that they're working on somethings that runs on Linux, that they had RMS come and talk, that they're trying to figure out how to keep stuff proprietary and still use OS stuff, etc. Anybody know anything more about them? -- E-mail address in header is amazingly real and non-obfuscated. Website: http://www.douglas-adams.com/ Triangle and Robert Searchable Archive: http://www.douglas-adams.com/Collections/Triangle_and_Robert/ From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 22:46:38 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: <20010221094622.I23474@zgp.org> References: <20010219005925.G7597@zork.net> <01022023305501.00890@workstation> <20010221094622.I23474@zgp.org> Message-ID: <01022301463801.00752@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 12:46, Don Marti wrote: > On Tue, Feb 20, 2001 at 11:30:55PM -0500, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > > Can i be the secretary for your activist group? > > Yes. For your initiation, you have to burn down the Stanford > Intellectual Property Licensing Office. Darn!!! i wanted to hit RAMBUS first!!!!! well can i atleast pee on bilgates car? -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 22:48:42 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe In-Reply-To: <20010221095858.Z7597@zork.net> References: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> <20010221095858.Z7597@zork.net> Message-ID: <01022301484202.00752@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 12:58, Monkey Master wrote: > Dude, we've got troll infighting now. We're doomed. what the "f" is infighting". Yes a world is coming to an end. Or maybe just for a few not so shiny pennies thier little safe haven where they were cool is caving in on them, they are no longer cool -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 22:51:39 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Catastrophe In-Reply-To: <20010221113930.B27304@zgp.org> References: <20010220215640.A11077@vitelus.com> <20010221113930.B27304@zgp.org> Message-ID: <01022301513903.00752@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 14:39, Don Marti wrote: > YOU GET HIM. > > GO ON, GET HIM. shoudl io start peeing in my pants yet? Whos the moron lol dude can't even spell my name right. It is a reoccuring theme though, they always chop the "l" of my name. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 22:52:33 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Do not feed the trolls In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <01022301523304.00752@workstation> On Wednesday 21 February 2001 14:44, Don Qi wrote: > That's probably the greatest endorsement for college education that I've > ever read. NYU should addopt it as a slogan -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 23:00:56 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:25 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [StupidLink] The People's Republic of Cork! In-Reply-To: <6u66i3nd9n.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010222212843.C831@optushome.com.au> <6u66i3nd9n.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <01022302005606.00752@workstation> On Thursday 22 February 2001 06:55, Irish Bastard wrote: > >>>>> "PC" == Paul Cameron <1paul@optushome.com.au> writes: > > PC> And what a bunch of Irish pisshead tripe it turned out to be! > PC> Their glossary page doesn't even know what AFL is ... > > Australian football: a mongrel game for a mongrel people. Rugby what a name for a sissy sport. -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 23:09:43 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damm huggers In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <01022302094309.00752@workstation> On Thursday 22 February 2001 11:05, Steve M Bibayoff wrote: > It's about time they did something about them: > "School Cracks Down on 'Hugging Epidemic'" > http://www.foxnews.com/national/022101/school_hugs.sml Are they Mormin or some thing, student teacher envy in action here. Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From mr.bad at pigdog.org Thu Feb 22 23:14:24 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [StupidLink] The People's Republic of Cork! In-Reply-To: <01022302005606.00752@workstation> References: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010222212843.C831@optushome.com.au> <6u66i3nd9n.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01022302005606.00752@workstation> Message-ID: <87elwprhv3.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "AVH" == Arial V. Helvetica writes: TO> Australian football: a mongrel game for a mongrel people. AVR> Rugby what a name for a sissy sport. Yeah! They shoulda given it a sissy name, like "pansyball" or "wussy-girl-scaredy-cat," and saved a cool name like "rugby" for a game where you bite through the opponent's femur and suck out their living marrow. But what can you do, eh? The crazy world of sport, I dunno. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "I can do the linguistically ridiculous." \ -- Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Thu Feb 22 23:40:04 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] honeypot, honeypot let me in... In-Reply-To: <20010222173145.P4182@zork.net> References: <20010222173145.P4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <0102230240040B.00752@workstation> On Thursday 22 February 2001 20:31, Monkey Master wrote: > "Have a conversation with our virtual security expert." > > I could be an expert in virtual security, and make the big > bucks. does this mean they have a virtual sys admin? -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From joey at kitenet.net Fri Feb 23 00:22:19 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org>; from joe@barrera.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 01:44:26PM -0800 References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> Joseph S. Barrera III wrote: > http://www.microsoft.com&item%3Dq209354@www.netscape.com Yeesh, if you're going to do it, do it right: http://open-source.microsoft.com&source=windows+2000&uid=32451211@3334130450 -- see shy jo From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 23 01:47:09 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net>; from joey@kitenet.net on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 12:22:19AM -0800 References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> begin Joey Hess quotation: > Yeesh, if you're going to do it, do it right: > http://open-source.microsoft.com&source=windows+2000&uid=32451211@3334130450 Joey Got Game! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 23 02:27:19 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MM" == Monkey Master writes: MM> Joey Got Game! You know, I started reading around on that site, and then I got to this page: http://gnudist.gnu.org/award/2000/2000.html (Sorry, no obsfuscation -- junkbuster really doesn't like that hoohaw). Check this crazy action: "Richard Stallman presented the [FSF Award], a one-of-a-kind handmade quilt, to Brian Paul for his ground-breaking work on the Mesa 3D Graphics Library." I just hope the quilt's not like his toothbrush. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 23 02:35:55 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mr. Bad's message of "23 Feb 2001 02:27:19 -0800") References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6ud7c9lm9g.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "B" == Bad writes: B> "Richard Stallman presented the [FSF Award], a B> one-of-a-kind handmade quilt, to Brian Paul for his B> ground-breaking work on the Mesa 3D Graphics Library." B> I just hope the quilt's not like his toothbrush. Did you know that GNU Emacs 21 is being coded by a civilization of super-intelligent mutated toast-crumbs that evolved in rms's beard over the past 15 years? No? You do now. -- Starving artists queue here. From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 23 04:12:09 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <6ud7c9lm9g.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 10:35:55AM +0000 References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6ud7c9lm9g.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010223071209.A3171@stu.ddts.net> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 10:35:55AM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: > Did you know that GNU Emacs 21 is being coded by a civilization of > super-intelligent mutated toast-crumbs that evolved in rms's beard > over the past 15 years? No? You do now. TOAST???? no, i do not see RMS eating toast. happy meals, maybe, at least that is what looks to be spilled on his ten year old laptop.. -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 23 04:31:16 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <20010223071209.A3171@stu.ddts.net> (Robert Edmonds's message of "Fri, 23 Feb 2001 07:12:09 -0500") References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6ud7c9lm9g.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010223071209.A3171@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <6u8zmxlgx7.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: RE> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 10:35:55AM +0000, Irish Bastard wrote: >> Did you know that GNU Emacs 21 is being coded by a civilization >> of super-intelligent mutated toast-crumbs that evolved in rms's >> beard over the past 15 years? No? You do now. RE> i do not see RMS eating toast. happy meals, maybe, rms eating proprietary fast food? I THINK NOT, SIR. -- Starving artists queue here. From robbie at shorty.com Fri Feb 23 04:33:47 2001 From: robbie at shorty.com (Robbie Honerkamp) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 06:36:47AM -0800 References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010223133346.L563@shorty.com> From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Fri Feb 23 07:14:07 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Fwd: [nylug-talk] Is it microsoft ? Message-ID: <0102231014070E.00752@workstation> ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: [nylug-talk] Is it microsoft ? Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 09:02:57 -0500 From: Marshall Eubanks To: "'NYLUG-Talk List'" Well, no, but it is funny; New support page : http://www.microsoft.com&item=q209354@www.hwnd.net/pub/mskb/Q209354.asp Marshall ------------------------------------------------------- -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From joey at kitenet.net Fri Feb 23 09:20:48 2001 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <6u8zmxlgx7.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 12:31:16PM +0000 References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6ud7c9lm9g.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010223071209.A3171@stu.ddts.net> <6u8zmxlgx7.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010223092048.A844@silk.kitenet.net> Irish Bastard wrote: > rms eating proprietary fast food? I THINK NOT, SIR. Open Sandwitches? -- see shy jo, well, ok, chinese From mdillon at standmed.com Fri Feb 23 10:14:38 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:26 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Is RMS a nom-de-DNS wanx0r? Message-ID: say it ain't so! http://www.stallman.org/ is he damned if rms@stallman.org works? -md From spwhite at chariot.net.au Fri Feb 23 10:15:36 2001 From: spwhite at chariot.net.au (Stephen White) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Report writing Message-ID: Same old joke, but this generates particularly useful phrases. http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html -- spwhite@chariot.net.au From mdillon at standmed.com Fri Feb 23 10:28:33 2001 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Is RMS a nom-de-DNS wanx0r? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: On Fri, 23 Feb 2001, mike dillon wrote: > say it ain't so! > > http://www.stallman.org/ > > is he damned if rms@stallman.org works? looks like he's got a couple folks working as proxies. maybe they set it up without his knowledge, in which case he's not a wanx0r, just accepting a slightly lame gift graciously. [whois.InternetNamesWW.com] Domain Name.......... stallman.org Creation Date........ 2000-01-08 Registration Date.... 2000-01-08 Expiry Date.......... 2003-01-08 Organisation Name.... Desiree Miloshevic Admin Name........... Desiree Miloshevic Tech Name............ Evan Weatherup Tech Email........... mit.technical@vi.net ^^ maybe it's a VI users' plot to inflitrate RMS's beard and take over development of EMACS. -md From joakim at ximian.com Fri Feb 23 11:27:51 2001 From: joakim at ximian.com (Joakim Ziegler) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Is RMS a nom-de-DNS wanx0r? In-Reply-To: ; from mdillon@standmed.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 10:28:33AM -0800 References: Message-ID: <20010223132751.G1674@ximian.com> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 10:28:33AM -0800, mike dillon wrote: > looks like he's got a couple folks working as proxies. maybe they set it up > without his knowledge, in which case he's not a wanx0r, just accepting a > slightly lame gift graciously. > [whois.InternetNamesWW.com] > Domain Name.......... stallman.org > Creation Date........ 2000-01-08 > Registration Date.... 2000-01-08 > Expiry Date.......... 2003-01-08 > Organisation Name.... Desiree Miloshevic > > Admin Name........... Desiree Miloshevic > > Tech Name............ Evan Weatherup > > Tech Email........... mit.technical@vi.net > > maybe it's a VI users' plot to inflitrate RMS's beard and take over development > of EMACS. I think it's clear that it's the Serb warcriminals. -- Joakim Ziegler - Ximian web monkey - joakim@ximian.com - Radagast@IRC FIX sysop - free software coder - FIDEL & Conglomerate developer http://www.avmaria.com/ - http://www.ximian.com/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 23 10:39:36 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <20010223071209.A3171@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 07:12:09AM -0500 References: <14997.34874.694000.406146@barrera.org> <20010223002219.W24730@kitenet.net> <20010223014709.S4182@zork.net> <87wvahpud4.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6ud7c9lm9g.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010223071209.A3171@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010223103936.T4182@zork.net> begin Robert Edmonds quotation: > TOAST???? no, i do not see RMS eating toast. happy meals, maybe, at > least that is what looks to be spilled on his ten year old laptop.. Dim Sum, more likely. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 23 10:46:23 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010223104623.U4182@zork.net> Not worth the trouble... ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- trellis@hotmail.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 23 10:49:40 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Verizonrillyrillyrillyrillysucks.com Message-ID: <20010223104940.V4182@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull Forwarded-by: "CSHL" >From dslreports.com Bellatlantic.net domain name has expired Verizon learning about this thing called the internet: they left their old company name behind a little too quickly -- the old bellatlantic.net name has had its DNS expiry set to June 2000, and as a result the world's domain servers have dutifully dropped it. Unfortunately many (all) Verizon ex-BA users rely on this for their email. 02-22 10:49 ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 23 11:39:40 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Hello Rock Stars Message-ID: <20010223113940.W4182@zork.net> "...and here's one of me greeting some rock stars in my kitchen:" http://zork.net/~nick/pix/hellorockstars.jpg -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 23 12:14:49 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: [ILUG] games.linux.ie Message-ID: <6upug9jgw6.fsf@zork.zork.net> I gave up after that. -------------------- Start of forwarded message -------------------- Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 17:05:28 +0000 From: David Murphy To: Incorrigible Linux Users Group Subject: Re: [ILUG] games.linux.ie Quoting <6uy9uylkwp.fsf@zork.zork.net> by Paul J Collins : > Requiring people to have proprietary Windows software to use a > service provided by the Irish Linux Users' Group strikes me as > nothing short of idiocy. Why? > Requiring proprietary Linux software is quite bad enough. Now that you mention it, I don't see how this harms linux. -- "Where am I supposed to find coelacanths at this time of day?" "Process doesn't concern me. I'm a high level thinker." http://www.goats.com/comix/0012/goats001213.gif David Murphy - For PGP public key, send mail with Subject: send-pgp-key -- Irish Linux Users' Group: ilug@linux.ie http://www.linux.ie/mailman/listinfo/ilug for (un)subscription information. List maintainer: listmaster@linux.ie -------------------- End of forwarded message -------------------- -- Starving artists queue here. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 23 12:30:25 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Hello Rock Stars In-Reply-To: <20010223113940.W4182@zork.net> References: <20010223113940.W4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <87hf1lp2fy.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> "...and here's one of me greeting some rock stars in my NM> kitchen:" http://zork.net/~nick/pix/hellorockstars.jpg http://evan.prodromou.san-francisco.ca.us/hellorockstars.rdf ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sween at modelm.org Fri Feb 23 13:33:23 2001 From: sween at modelm.org (sween) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Yet Another url-sleight (Was: [Am-info] read it quick before they take it down - too funny) In-Reply-To: <20010223092048.A844@silk.kitenet.net> Message-ID: open sandwiches, and an open cola: http://www.opencola.com/products/3_softdrink/ --- | M | -sween --- On Fri, 23 Feb 2001, Joey Hess wrote: > Irish Bastard wrote: > > rms eating proprietary fast food? I THINK NOT, SIR. > > Open Sandwitches? > > -- > see shy jo, well, ok, chinese > > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey > > From nick at zork.net Fri Feb 23 13:41:24 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [root@zork.net: zork 02/23/01:13.02 system check] Message-ID: <20010223134124.X4182@zork.net> Heh, your ISP is pretty fux3d ----- Forwarded message from root ----- To: logchecker@zork.net Subject: zork 02/23/01:13.02 system check From: root Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 13:02:04 -0800 Security Violations =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Feb 23 12:26:54 zork sshd[4051]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:26:54 zork sshd[4051]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:26:59 zork sshd[4055]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:26:59 zork sshd[4055]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:27:17 zork sshd[4064]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:27:17 zork sshd[4064]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:28:07 zork sshd[4086]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:28:07 zork sshd[4086]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:28:11 zork sshd[4087]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:28:11 zork sshd[4087]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:31:58 zork sshd[4264]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:32:03 zork sshd[4264]: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT! Feb 23 12:51:56 zork sshd[5333]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:52:01 zork sshd[5333]: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT! Feb 23 13:02:00 zork sshd[5591]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Unusual System Events =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Feb 23 12:26:54 zork sshd[4051]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:26:54 zork sshd[4051]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:26:59 zork sshd[4055]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:26:59 zork sshd[4055]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:27:17 zork sshd[4064]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:27:17 zork sshd[4064]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:28:07 zork sshd[4086]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:28:07 zork sshd[4086]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:28:11 zork sshd[4087]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:28:11 zork sshd[4087]: refused connect from 64.81.67.5 Feb 23 12:31:23 zork sudo: nick : TTY=pts/35 ; PWD=/usr/local/home/zen/public_html ; USER=root ; COMMAND=/usr/bin/vi /etc/hosts.allow Feb 23 12:31:44 zork sudo: nick : TTY=pts/35 ; PWD=/usr/local/home/zen/public_html ; USER=root ; COMMAND=/etc/init.d/ssh restart Feb 23 12:31:44 zork sshd[10357]: Received signal 15; terminating. Feb 23 12:31:54 zork sshd[4263]: Server listening on 0.0.0.0 port 22. Feb 23 12:31:54 zork sshd[4263]: Generating 768 bit RSA key. Feb 23 12:31:58 zork sshd[4264]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:32:03 zork sshd[4264]: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT! Feb 23 12:51:56 zork sshd[5333]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed Feb 23 12:52:01 zork sshd[5333]: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT! Feb 23 13:02:00 zork sshd[5591]: warning: /etc/hosts.allow, line 13: can't verify hostname: gethostbyname(dsl081-067-005-sfo1.dsl-isp.net) failed ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Feb 23 13:44:29 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [root@zork.net: zork 02/23/01:13.02 system check] In-Reply-To: <20010223134124.X4182@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 01:41:24PM -0800 References: <20010223134124.X4182@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010223134429.Y4182@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > Heh, your ISP is pretty fux3d Man, my fingers just thing that Forward == crackmonkey. I meant to send that to zack0. Time to turn paranoid back on in sshd. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From 1paul at optushome.com.au Thu Feb 22 23:15:09 2001 From: 1paul at optushome.com.au (Paul Cameron) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [StupidLink] The People's Republic of Cork! In-Reply-To: <01022302005606.00752@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 02:00:56AM -0500 References: <6uu25nnhca.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010222212843.C831@optushome.com.au> <6u66i3nd9n.fsf@zork.zork.net> <01022302005606.00752@workstation> Message-ID: <20010223181508.A1876@optushome.com.au> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 02:00:56AM -0500, Ariel V. Rosa wrote: > On Thursday 22 February 2001 06:55, Irish Bastard wrote: > > >>>>> "PC" == Paul Cameron <1paul@optushome.com.au> writes: > > > > PC> And what a bunch of Irish pisshead tripe it turned out to be! > > PC> Their glossary page doesn't even know what AFL is ... > > > > Australian football: a mongrel game for a mongrel people. > > Rugby what a name for a sissy sport. AFL is not rugby. Though you are quite right, AFL is a very sissy sport. They need to baste themselves with hot baby oil before they can fit into their tight shorts. Paul. From 1paul at optushome.com.au Fri Feb 23 02:10:00 2001 From: 1paul at optushome.com.au (Paul Cameron) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The incredible mutating tux, courtesy of evil.empire In-Reply-To: <20010222195845.A5496@zork.net>; from nutella@zork.net on Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 07:58:45PM -0800 References: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au> <20010222195845.A5496@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010223211000.A1930@optushome.com.au> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 07:58:45PM -0800, Bernard wrote: > 23Feb2001 02:57PM (+1100) From [rick@praxis.com.au] rick [Rick Welykochy] > > More FUD from the MS FOAD TOAD: http://www.racecondition.com/msad.jpg > > > > anyone care to translate it? the picture prolly says it all. > > I think this appeared on Slarshdawt many moons ago. > > On a related note, it is somewhat amusing to me (as a vi user) > that they decided to call the next thing "xp" as that is > a great combination for "mutation". Maybe they actually > meant to call it "Widnows"... > > (emacs users can get a grown-up to explain this to them) I tried emacs for a day, and couldn't continue. Emacs is mind control. Use Emacs, become an FSF slave. Thou shalt disowneth thy vi, thy vim, thy fuckanne nvi. It's that simple. Since I've tried it once, I'll try it again. I have no choice, I've been infected. Paul.el From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 23 13:54:50 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The incredible mutating tux, courtesy of evil.empire In-Reply-To: <20010223211000.A1930@optushome.com.au> (Paul Cameron's message of "Fri, 23 Feb 2001 21:10:00 +1100") References: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au> <20010222195845.A5496@zork.net> <20010223211000.A1930@optushome.com.au> Message-ID: <6ulmqxjc9h.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "PC" == Paul Cameron <1paul@optushome.com.au> writes: PC> On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 07:58:45PM -0800, Bernard wrote: >> (emacs users can get a grown-up to explain this to them) PC> I tried emacs for a day, and couldn't continue. Emacs is mind PC> control. It takes more than a day. -- Starving artists queue here. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Fri Feb 23 14:13:13 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The incredible mutating tux, courtesy of evil.empire In-Reply-To: <6ulmqxjc9h.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:54:50PM +0000 References: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au> <20010222195845.A5496@zork.net> <20010223211000.A1930@optushome.com.au> <6ulmqxjc9h.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010223161313.L13123@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Irish Bastard: > It takes more than a day. ...for the mind control to kick in, he means. pedro From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Feb 23 14:21:00 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Hello Rock Stars In-Reply-To: <87hf1lp2fy.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 12:30:25PM -0800 References: <20010223113940.W4182@zork.net> <87hf1lp2fy.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010223142100.O23065@zork.net> Mr . Bad writes: > >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: > > NM> "...and here's one of me greeting some rock stars in my > NM> kitchen:" http://zork.net/~nick/pix/hellorockstars.jpg > > http://evan.prodromou.san-francisco.ca.us/hellorockstars.rdf How many domains do you have under san-francisco.ca.us? -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 23 14:24:40 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] The incredible mutating tux, courtesy of evil.empire In-Reply-To: <20010223161313.L13123@flynn.zork.net> ("Peter A. Peterson II"'s message of "Fri, 23 Feb 2001 16:13:13 -0600") References: <3A95DFB2.6956C4CE@praxis.com.au> <20010222195845.A5496@zork.net> <20010223211000.A1930@optushome.com.au> <6ulmqxjc9h.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010223161313.L13123@flynn.zork.net> Message-ID: <6ud7c9javr.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "PAP" == Peter A Peterson writes: PAP> Quoting Irish Bastard: >> It takes more than a day. PAP> ...for the mind control to kick in, he means. Ahaha! But of course, you jest! -- Starving artists queue here. From nutella at zork.net Fri Feb 23 14:39:18 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [nobody ] SourceForge: In-Reply-To: <20010223133346.L563@shorty.com>; from robbie@shorty.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 01:33:47PM +0100 References: <873dd6u6m8.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010223133346.L563@shorty.com> Message-ID: <20010223143918.A9665@zork.net> 23Feb2001 01:33PM (+0100) From [robbie@shorty.com] robbie [Robbie Honerkamp] > >From a SourceForge mailing forwarded by Mr . Bad (mr.bad@pigdog.org): > > > SourceForge is currently generating revenue in three ways. > > > > A) Banner ads on the site. (Page views grew 20% in January alone) > > Oh, there's a tried-and-true way of making your online venture > fabulously profitable. In Netscape for the Mac whenever I try and view a SourceForge page it insists on opening a new window containing nothing but the banner advert (sfads.osdn.com/banner/...) which means that each banner advert is inadvertently viewed twice as much as would be normal. Maybe this helps explain the extra 20%. Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Feb 23 15:04:27 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Hello Rock Stars In-Reply-To: <20010223142100.O23065@zork.net> References: <20010223113940.W4182@zork.net> <87hf1lp2fy.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010223142100.O23065@zork.net> Message-ID: <87lmqxngqs.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "SDS" == Seth David Schoen writes: SDS> How many domains do you have under san-francisco.ca.us? Ahem. The administrators for the san-francisco.ca.us domain only allow one sub-domain per person. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Fri Feb 23 15:06:41 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: [ILUG] games.linux.ie Message-ID: <6uzofdhuda.fsf@zork.zork.net> Ah shit, I couldn't let it pass. -------------------- Start of forwarded message -------------------- To: Incorrigible Linux Users Group Subject: Re: [ILUG] games.linux.ie From: Paul J Collins Date: 23 Feb 2001 22:37:19 +0000 >>>>> "DM" == David Murphy writes: DM> Quoting <6uy9uylkwp.fsf@zork.zork.net> DM> by Paul J Collins : >> Requiring people to have proprietary Windows software to use a >> service provided by the Irish Linux Users' Group strikes me as >> nothing short of idiocy. DM> Why? To quote the Master: "The very act of asking is its own reply." >> Requiring proprietary Linux software is quite bad enough. DM> Now that you mention it, I don't see how this harms linux. Since most proprietary Linux software is built only for Intel, it harms it a great deal. For every piece of no-source software that some company releases for Linux, an army of Sparc, Alpha, ARM and PowerPC becomes marginally less useful. Until the free software competitior is completed of course. -- Starving artists queue here. -- Irish Linux Users' Group: ilug@linux.ie http://www.linux.ie/mailman/listinfo/ilug for (un)subscription information. List maintainer: listmaster@linux.ie -------------------- End of forwarded message -------------------- -- Starving artists queue here. From nutella at zork.net Fri Feb 23 15:21:47 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Hello Rock Stars In-Reply-To: <87lmqxngqs.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 03:04:27PM -0800 References: <20010223113940.W4182@zork.net> <87hf1lp2fy.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20010223142100.O23065@zork.net> <87lmqxngqs.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010223152147.A12187@zork.net> 23Feb2001 03:04PM (-0800) From [mr.bad@pigdog.org] mr.bad [Mr . Bad] > >>>>> "SDS" == Seth David Schoen writes: > > SDS> How many domains do you have under san-francisco.ca.us? > > Ahem. > > The administrators for the san-francisco.ca.us domain only allow one > sub-domain per person. ITYM "per persona". Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 23 18:22:11 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell Message-ID: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> http://stu.ddts.net/~edmonds/upyours/upyours.pl i humbly present upyours.pl version 0.0.2, a perl script i have hand-crafted to load ipchains (or modify it to use whatever whacked-out firewalling software on your *nix) to deny access to censorware leechbots: birddog02.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:41:05 -0500] "GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0" 200 26 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net birddog02.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:41:24 -0500] "GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0" 200 26 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net birddog02.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:41:41 -0500] "GET /stuff/stupid/bkporn.php HTTP/1.0" 401 466 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net birddog02.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:42:22 -0500] "GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0" 200 26 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net birddog01.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:42:43 -0500] "GET /stuff/stupid/bkporn.php HTTP/1.0" 401 466 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net birddog02.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:59:34 -0500] "GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0" 200 26 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net birddog02.bess.net - - [22/Feb/2001:18:59:52 -0500] "GET /stuff/stupid/bkporn.php HTTP/1.0" 401 466 "-" "N2H2-BirdDog/flyingace-1.096" 0 stu.ddts.net (bkporn.php is an article i mirrored (link from crackmonkey, iirc) about burger king distributing censorware with kiddie meals.. which happened to include 2000 naughty URLs) what right have these birddogs to go snooping about my web server, anyways? they're no better than crackdogs! arie(l), don't bother replying, you wouldn't understand anything more complex than "click here to install". -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From decklin at red-bean.com Fri Feb 23 18:48:53 2001 From: decklin at red-bean.com (Decklin Foster) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net>; from stu@brainfood.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:22:11PM -0500 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net> Robert Edmonds writes: > http://stu.ddts.net/~edmonds/upyours/upyours.pl for(0..15) { ownIP("216.52.121.$_"); } for(96..111) { ownIP("216.52.131.$_"); } What, and clutter my input table with another 32 entries? I think you want 216.52.121.0/20 and 216.52.131.96/20. #!/usr/bin/perl -w my $blocks = qw(206.129.0.0/24 206.129.1.0/24); # etc. system "ipchains -A input -j DENY -s '$_'" for $blocks; Something like that... -- things change. decklin@red-bean.com From aaronl at vitelus.com Fri Feb 23 18:53:57 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net>; from decklin@red-bean.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:48:53PM -0500 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net> Message-ID: <20010223185357.A12394@vitelus.com> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:48:53PM -0500, Decklin Foster wrote: > #!/usr/bin/perl -w > my $blocks = qw(206.129.0.0/24 206.129.1.0/24); # etc. > system "ipchains -A input -j DENY -s '$_'" for $blocks; this is the year 2001, people. don't let that piece of crap ipchains live on. From decklin at red-bean.com Fri Feb 23 19:00:08 2001 From: decklin at red-bean.com (Decklin Foster) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223185357.A12394@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 06:53:57PM -0800 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net> <20010223185357.A12394@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010223220008.A2787@photek.2y.net> Aaron Lehmann writes: > this is the year 2001, people. don't let that piece of crap ipchains > live on. *blinks* *looks at upyours.pl again* Dear lord! I've just been trolled. IHL. Oh well... -- things change. decklin@red-bean.com From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 23 19:14:31 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net>; from decklin@red-bean.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:48:53PM -0500 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net> Message-ID: <20010223221431.A10585@stu.ddts.net> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:48:53PM -0500, Decklin Foster wrote: > What, and clutter my input table with another 32 entries? I think you > want 216.52.121.0/20 and 216.52.131.96/20. hmm, why does ipchains -L list DENY all ------ 216.52.112.0/20 0.0.0.0/0 n/a DENY all ------ 216.52.128.0/20 0.0.0.0/0 n/a now? -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From stu at brainfood.com Fri Feb 23 19:16:54 2001 From: stu at brainfood.com (Robert Edmonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223185357.A12394@vitelus.com>; from aaronl@vitelus.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 06:53:57PM -0800 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net> <20010223185357.A12394@vitelus.com> Message-ID: <20010223221654.A10809@stu.ddts.net> On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 06:53:57PM -0800, Aaron Lehmann wrote: > this is the year 2001, people. don't let that piece of crap ipchains > live on. patches gratefully accepted under the terms of the GPL version 2 or later. -- Robert Edmonds stu@brainfood.com From decklin at red-bean.com Fri Feb 23 19:23:26 2001 From: decklin at red-bean.com (Decklin Foster) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net>; from decklin@red-bean.com on Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:48:53PM -0500 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <20010223214853.A2512@photek.2y.net> Message-ID: <20010223222326.A2922@photek.2y.net> Decklin Foster writes: > What, and clutter my input table with another 32 entries? I think you > want 216.52.121.0/20 and 216.52.131.96/20. Excuse me, I meant 28, not 20. I was counting backwards and not forwards, apparently... (I explained this to stu on IRC, but I wouldn't want anyone else to use this and exclaim "huh? what moron came up with this?") -- things change. decklin@red-bean.com From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 24 02:19:57 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] KC Crackmonkey Message-ID: <20010224021957.F11252@zork.net> http://kt.zork.net/asleep.html If that LUG can have a Kernel Cousin, why the hell not this list? Surely we have enough Australians on this list that some ozone-deficient sun zombie can gather up enough dust to track Crackmonkey. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From jdub at aphid.net Sat Feb 24 03:14:39 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] KC Crackmonkey In-Reply-To: <20010224021957.F11252@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Sat, Feb 24, 2001 at 02:19:57AM -0800 References: <20010224021957.F11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010224221439.A834@aphid.net> > If that LUG can have a Kernel Cousin, why the hell not this list? We're bringing it back too - it's just a lot of work. Zack's done heaps of stuff for the distributed cousins though. Much easier. One has to wonder what the Chronicles of Crackmonkey will mean to anyone in the futu-- Oh hold on... The History of Bad, for Bad People of the Future. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- Web development with PHP is like injecting pure rust with a high-pressure hose. For pain relief. From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 24 03:33:03 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:27 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Python for the Palm Message-ID: <6uofvsgvtc.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://www.endeavors.com/pippy/ All the screenshots are GIFs. Bastards! -- Starving artists queue here. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sat Feb 24 11:12:28 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <01022414122802.00720@workstation> On Friday 23 February 2001 21:22, Robert Edmonds wrote: > arie(l), don't bother replying, you wouldn't understand anything more > complex than "click here to install". with every passing post you tempt me to own you, but i will post pone this. Buckele up i ein't no scrpit kiddy. As gor the GUI it's convinient. Yes i get along on my console just as well. I guess your one of those afraid or lack the knowledge to get a GUI to work for them. hey i have an Oxygen video card in this thing why let it go to waste by restricting it to black and white consoles. Hmmmm, not all of us run 486 machines with an old hercules frame buffer. Ahh your assumption that I dont' understand firewalls, yes keep it that way. oh and here is a change of vocabulary for you, they are no longer called firewalls. hmmm the amazing adaptability of netfiler I love it. Hey on irc just you give me a Ctcp ping some time. now where was that shell......... -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sat Feb 24 11:15:03 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> Message-ID: <01022414150303.00720@workstation> On Friday 23 February 2001 21:22, Robert Edmonds wrote: > arie(l), don't bother replying, you wouldn't understand anything more > complex than "click here to install". You should really move on to something better some time. Try Netfilter orr something. heh. no No stay in the past. makes me feel better -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 24 14:02:04 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Python for the Palm In-Reply-To: <6uofvsgvtc.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Sat, Feb 24, 2001 at 11:33:03AM +0000 References: <6uofvsgvtc.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010224140204.H11252@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > http://www.endeavors.com/pippy/ > > All the screenshots are GIFs. Bastards! David Cassel wrote a story on it, too. The bastich! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 24 14:04:02 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010224140402.I11252@zork.net> How many goddamn accounts do you NEED, anyway? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- northrup@nwe.ufl.edu has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 24 14:04:26 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010224140426.J11252@zork.net> Fuqn tagalongs. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- asmith@ivy.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 24 14:06:55 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] "but that's just my GWBASIC lizard brain talking" Message-ID: <20010224140655.K11252@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Tedd Terry , Heartthrob of Das Bistro ----- On Sat, Feb 24, 2001 at 02:38:55AM -0500, Mikewyz@aol.com wrote: > hey peeps. seen the latest in 'net fads? > > All Your Base Are Belong To Us! the latest the greatest the mad the bad Yeah... This has been bouncing around E2 for a bit... one of the kids at the apartment here picked it up a while off of arstechnica I think. we've been screaming it from cars. we're pitiful. and then I got that electric football game, and it was the happiest day of my life. so it's snowing de la major here, and I'm pretty amused at such a thing, possibly because I haven't had much (read: any) sleep in the past day or so. Since I need to be in Reno on Monday (to be kidnapped to go to Las Vegas and also to find out whom at my insurance company I yell out next to find out why my coverage was mysteriously revoked and what they're going to do to reinstate it), I opted not to go with Sam, Andrew, Sara, and Tim to San Jose for the weekend... Sam cheered me up, however, by pointing out that Wesley Willis is going to be playing on Sunday. Whip the donkey's ass, boys. Whip the donkey's ass. See, the side benefit of this show is that hopefully it'll pull someone out of the woodworks who I've wanted to run into for the express purpose that I might hit him until candy comes out. Now that that's on public record, maybe it's not such a hot idea. Anyway, this little fucker screwed a lot of my friends over, did his damnedest to mentally fuck up someone I care very much about, and is the type of person who wonders why everybody hates him when he's sleeping with his friends' significant others. Fucking little pretentious indie brat. It may not seem like it, but A) this DOES have a point and B) I AM in a good mood. I was debating in IRC what I should say to this kid should I run into him (or, possibly, over him... my options are open here). The battle cry from Videodrome was mentioned, as was "MEET MY LIZARD BRAIN, PANSY!", but personally I'm a fan of "CRY ABOUT THIS, EMO BOY!" then someone pointed me to a Hunter S. Thompson insult generator. I've tweaked with it mildly, and you happy kids with access to Threepwood can run it. The file is: /home/tedd/hstinsult.pl It's pretty much intact how I found it, seeing as how I only know enough perl to get me slapped and, therefore, don't have the knowhow to do REALLY fun things with it, such as cases for insulting MASSES of people instead of just one. I think I need some sort of if/then statement to include plurals, but that's just my GW-BASIC lizard brain talking. anyway, run it, play with it, have fun, stick it in the fortune if you so desire. here are a few test outputs: "That feverish thieving swine!" "You filthy soul-ripping mongoloid!" "You insipid degenerate pig!" "That fiendish loathing goat's ass!" (it seems to like the 'f' adjectives...) your friendly neighborhood spider-guy, --Tedd _______________________________________________ dasbanter mailing list dasbanter@dasbistro.com http://www.dasbistro.com/mailman/listinfo/dasbanter ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mbp at crackmonkey.org Sat Feb 24 14:12:46 2001 From: mbp at crackmonkey.org (Martin Pool) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <01022414150303.00720@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Sat, Feb 24, 2001 at 02:15:03PM -0500 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <01022414150303.00720@workstation> Message-ID: <20010225091246.C26528@linuxcare.com.au> On 24 Feb 2001, "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. Funny, but I *still* don't feel like acclaiming Ariel the leader. Maybe it's just me. -- Martin Pool From joe at barrera.org Sat Feb 24 14:34:17 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Python for the Palm In-Reply-To: <20010224140204.H11252@zork.net> References: <6uofvsgvtc.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010224140204.H11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <15000.14057.980000.69599@barrera.org> Monkey Master writes: > begin Irish Bastard quotation: > > http://www.endeavors.com/pippy/ > > > > All the screenshots are GIFs. Bastards! > > David Cassel wrote a story on it, too. The bastich! You can always write to Gregory (gbolcer@endeavors.com) and complain. I did; he replied with something like, "oh yeah, that's right..." - Joe From joe at barrera.org Sat Feb 24 14:36:26 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010225091246.C26528@linuxcare.com.au> References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <01022414150303.00720@workstation> <20010225091246.C26528@linuxcare.com.au> Message-ID: <15000.14186.515000.981500@barrera.org> Martin Pool writes: > On 24 Feb 2001, "Ariel V. Rosa" wrote: > > >> > The village idiot will come forth > > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. > > Funny, but I *still* don't feel like acclaiming Ariel the leader. > Maybe it's just me. It's not the 12th month yet. Give it time. - Joe From joe at barrera.org Sat Feb 24 14:37:16 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <01022414122802.00720@workstation> References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <01022414122802.00720@workstation> Message-ID: <15000.14236.837000.879671@barrera.org> Ariel V. Rosa writes: > Buckele up i ein't no scrpit kiddy. As gor the GUI it's convinient. Yes i get Then why do you spell like one? From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 24 14:56:32 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] I don't get it Message-ID: <20010224145632.L11252@zork.net> http://165.251.126.77/ It's just surreal. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Sat Feb 24 16:20:11 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] centeroftheuniverse.com, d00d Message-ID: <20010224162010.M11252@zork.net> http://www.centeroftheearth.com/levin.htm -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From sneakums at zork.net Sat Feb 24 16:50:40 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Python for the Palm In-Reply-To: <15000.14057.980000.69599@barrera.org> ("Joseph S. Barrera III"'s message of "Sat, 24 Feb 2001 14:34:17 -0800") References: <6uofvsgvtc.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010224140204.H11252@zork.net> <15000.14057.980000.69599@barrera.org> Message-ID: <6u4rxjr3fj.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JSB" == Joseph S Barrera writes: JSB> Monkey Master writes: >> David Cassel wrote a story on it, too. The bastich! JSB> You can always write to Gregory (gbolcer@endeavors.com) and complain. JSB> I did; he replied with something like, "oh yeah, that's right..." So, you want me to waste MY time as well as yours? -- Starving artists queue here. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Sun Feb 25 00:02:03 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010225091246.C26528@linuxcare.com.au> References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <01022414150303.00720@workstation> <20010225091246.C26528@linuxcare.com.au> Message-ID: <01022503020300.01312@workstation> On Saturday 24 February 2001 17:12, Martin Pool wrote: > Funny, but I *still* don't feel like acclaiming Ariel the leader. > Maybe it's just me. Kinda funny how you dont' get it. Sooner or later you will learn how to keep up with current events, then you will get what the SIG is about. Think BUSH think president, you might stumble across it. This is what happens when geeks attepmt to be smart asses. Now you tell me who trolling -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 25 22:14:39 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [BAWUG] Re: Lucent Orinoco 802.11b Gold cards Message-ID: <20010225221439.R11252@zork.net> Hmmm. Getting cheaper, these are. Anybody here got a better supplier? ----- Forwarded message from Steve Lemke ----- At 6:34 PM -0800 2/25/01, Doug Kaye wrote: >Just ordered Gold cards @$149.76 from CDW (http://www.cdw.com). You >pay shipping, but tax only for Illinois residents. The best price I >could find on line. BrumleyNet.com http://www.brumleynet.com/ is where I've always bought (and recommended) that people get Lucent cards. They've been selling them for ages, are likely to have them in stock when others don't, and in general they're a great place to order wireless (Lucent or otherwise) stuff. CDW is a generic mail-order shop, and isn't likely to offer any wireless expertise if you have questions. Not that I've ever had questions for BrumleyNet, but they offer a whole assortment of related stuff - antennas, access points, etc. BTW, BrumleyNet sells the Lucent Gold cards for $147.95. Silver cards are $129.95. They also sell cables for those looking for cables... Wow, these things are getting cheap. I paid closer to $200 for the cards I ordered 14 months ago. --Steve -- general wireless list, a bawug thing [un]subscribe: http://lists.bawug.org/mailman/listinfo/wireless ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun Feb 25 22:16:19 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <01022503020300.01312@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 03:02:03AM -0500 References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <01022414150303.00720@workstation> <20010225091246.C26528@linuxcare.com.au> <01022503020300.01312@workstation> Message-ID: <20010225221619.S11252@zork.net> begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > Now you tell me who trolling Hahah. No really, man. I give up. Who? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From rick at linuxmafia.com Sun Feb 25 23:45:16 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] World's Greatest Programmer, Redux Message-ID: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com> Poor little snoogums is _upset_ by http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/#djb . ----- Forwarded message from "D. J. Bernstein" ----- Date: 19 Feb 2001 05:21:51 -0000 From: "D. J. Bernstein" To: rick@linuxmafia.com Cc: djb@cr.yp.to Subject: Re: Correction made (thanks) You are publishing false statements on your web page, in reckless disregard of the truth. That's libel. It's against the law. Are you going to continue this behavior? ---Dan ----- End forwarded message ----- From nick at zork.net Sun Feb 25 23:49:10 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Evil phone Message-ID: <20010225234910.T11252@zork.net> * rmt just got an especially evil cordless phone. There are already numbers stored in it....... IT CAME WITH STALKING VICTIMS! * rmt hugs his phone. What more could you want out of a phone, I ask you? We have Debbie - home and mobile. She will never escape me. We have Nana - time to brush up on my slightly-croaky heavy breathing. And my old-man cough. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From jdub at aphid.net Sun Feb 25 23:50:25 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] World's Greatest Programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 11:45:16PM -0800 References: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010226185024.D8646@aphid.net> > Poor little snoogums is _upset_ by http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/#djb . Oooh. This is gonna be like cunit on coke. Wait 'til I make some popcorn. - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- She said she loved my mind, though by most accounts I had already lost it. From aaronl at vitelus.com Mon Feb 26 00:43:25 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] World's Greatest Programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 11:45:16PM -0800 References: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010226004325.A15896@vitelus.com> > ----- Forwarded message from "D. J. Bernstein" ----- > You are publishing false statements on your web page, in reckless > disregard of the truth. That's libel. It's against the law. Are you > going to continue this behavior? Was't exporting crypto also against the law? From rick at linuxmafia.com Mon Feb 26 03:00:05 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis Message-ID: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> Occasionally, the Slashdot anonymous brigade come up with something amusing: In A.D. MMCI (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 10:29 AM February 25th, 2001 PST In A.D. MMCI Bellum incipit. Caput: Quid occure ? Operator: Aliquid ad constituit nobis hoc combustum. Operator: Nos obtinete signum Caput: Quid ! Operator: Prime vise inverse. Caput: Tu est !! FELIES: Quomodo vales eques !! FELIES: Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis FELIES: Estis in via ad perditio Caput: Quid tu voce !! FELIES: Non fortem habes superstare crete tempus tuum FELIES: HA HA HA HA .... Caput: Emittete omnies `zig` Caput: Scitis quid vos agens Caput: Movete `zig` Caput: Per justem maximam From rick at praxis.com.au Mon Feb 26 03:47:27 2001 From: rick at praxis.com.au (Rick Welykochy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> Rick Moen wrote: > Occasionally, the Slashdot anonymous brigade come up with something > amusing: > > In A.D. MMCI > > (Score:-1, Offtopic) > by Anonymous Coward on 10:29 AM February 25th, 2001 PST > > In A.D. MMCI > Bellum incipit. > > Caput: Quid occure ? [schnippe] How many times to you need to be told? babel does not do Latin 8~/ -- Rick Welykochy || Praxis Services Pty Limited From joe at barrera.org Mon Feb 26 05:59:45 2001 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> Message-ID: <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> Rick Welykochy writes: > [schnippe] > > How many times to you need to be told? > babel does not do Latin 8~/ Don't worry, I'm working on a translation. It's not going very well, though -- the passage doesn't actually seem to make much sense. And it's in terrible grammar -- I'd bet whoever wrote it was NOT a native Latin speaker. - Joe From dhd at eradicator.org Mon Feb 26 06:26:41 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> Message-ID: <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> "Joseph S. Barrera III" writes: > Don't worry, I'm working on a translation. It's not going very well, > though -- the passage doesn't actually seem to make much sense. And > it's in terrible grammar -- I'd bet whoever wrote it was NOT a native > Latin speaker. This is the best I can do: EN AD 2101 GUERRE COMMENCA... CAPITAIN: QUESSE PASSE? OPERATEUR: QUELQU'UN NOUS A DONNE LA BOMBE! OPERATEUR: ON RECOIT LE SIGNAL! CAPITAIN: QUOI? CAPITAIN: ALLUMER ECRAN PRIMAIRE! CAPITAIN: C'EST TOI! CHATS: BONJOUR MONSIEURS! CHATS: TOUT VOTRE BASE EST APPARTIENT A NOUS! CHATS: VOUS ETES EN ROUTE AU DESTRUCTION! CAPITAIN: QUOI TU DIS? CHATS: VOUS N'AVEZ PAS LE CHANCE A SURVIVRE FAIRE VOTRE TEMPS! CHATS: HA HA HA HA HA CAPITAIN: LANCE TOUT 'ZIG'! OPERATEUR: T'ES SUR TU SAIS QUESSE TU FAIS? CAPITAIN: LANCEZ! CAPITAIN: POUR GRAND JUSTICE! Where are the Esperanto translations, people? Surely the Interlingvo is entitled to participate in the fad of the week? -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 26 09:11:54 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org>; from dhd@eradicator.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 09:26:41AM -0500 References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <20010226091154.H13221@zork.net> David Huggins-Daines writes: > CHATS: VOUS N'AVEZ PAS LE CHANCE A SURVIVRE FAIRE VOTRE TEMPS! I think that was "fortis, fortis" (strength) rather than "fors, fortis" (chance), but I wouldn't know how to tell for sure. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From mr.bad at pigdog.org Mon Feb 26 09:28:20 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Tutaj Viaj Fuorto Estas Aparteni Al Ni In-Reply-To: <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <873dd19wwb.fsf_-_@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> JE DU MIL CENT UNU P.K. MILITO ESTIS KOMENCANTA SHIPESTRO: KIO OKAZI ? MEKANIKISTO: IU AJN TROMPIS NIN LA BOMBO. OPERACIISTO: NI RICEVI SIGNALON. SHIPESTRO: KIO! OPERACIISTO: CHEFVIDILO SHALTU. SHIPESTRO: JEN VI!! KATOJ: KIEL VI FARTAS SINJOROJ!! KATOJ: TUTAJ VIAJ FUORTO ESTAS APARTENI AL NI KATOJ: VI ESTAS SUR LA VOJO AL DETRUO SHIPESTRO: KION VI DIRI !! KATOJ: VI NE HAVAS SHANCON POR TRAVIVI FARU VIAN TEMPON. KATOJ: HA HA HA HA .... OPERACIISTO: SHIPESTRO !! SHIPESTRO: DEPRENU CHIUN 'ZIGON'!! SHIPESTRO: VI SCIAS KION VI FARANTA. SHIPESTRO: MOVU 'ZIGON'. SHIPESTRO: POR GRANDIOZA JUSTECO. By the way, Zero Wing ends with a conga line of California Raisins: http://www.public.iastate.edu/~rosshm/zerowing.html Cool! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 26 10:03:19 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Unsubscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010226100319.W11252@zork.net> Good riddance! Won't somebody think of the CHILDREN? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- alex.bischoff@xpedior.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 26 10:12:51 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can Message-ID: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> Binary Freedom: So, how does this new version differ from the last in terms of sound quality? Christopher Montgomery: It kicks much booty. More booty than has been kicked in recent memory. Binary Freedom: And by "booty", you mean what, exactly? [...] Jack Moffitt: It was as if emacs came in a spray can! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 26 10:15:10 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:12:51AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > Jack Moffitt: It was as if emacs came in a spray can! Oh yes, and to read the rest of this interview, check out: http://www.binaryfreedom.com/content.php?content_id=26 -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 26 10:17:56 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:15:10AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> begin Monkey Master quotation: > http://www.binaryfreedom.com/content.php?content_id=26 Holy cow, Jack. You're in San Francisco? Or is that some other SF? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Feb 26 10:39:13 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:17:56AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:17:56AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > Holy cow, Jack. You're in San Francisco? Or is that some > other SF? SF is SourceForge now. San Francisco lost the right to a two-letter acronym when Willie Brown started turning it into an upscale mall. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 26 10:58:56 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:39:13AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:17:56AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > > > Holy cow, Jack. You're in San Francisco? Or is that some other > > SF? > > SF is SourceForge now. San Francisco lost the right to a two-letter > acronym when Willie Brown started turning it into an upscale mall. Yeah, well at least I didn't move 40 miles South into a town that was *originally planned* as an upscale mall. Anyway, now that I'm finally out of SOMA, the mallification is far less evident. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Feb 26 11:09:40 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:58:56AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org> On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:58:56AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > Yeah, well at least I didn't move 40 miles South into a town > that was *originally planned* as an upscale mall. It was originally planned as a railway depot for loading cherries and peaches onto trains. It's an utter clusterfuck as anything else. The library here offers convenient access to books, comfortable seating, and work areas with Ethernet connections. I can't really think of much else to recommend the place, unless you really like In-N-Out Burger. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 26 11:15:08 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 11:09:40AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net> <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010226111508.G11252@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > The library here offers convenient access to books, comfortable > seating, and work areas with Ethernet connections. I can't really > think of much else to recommend the place, unless you really like > In-N-Out Burger. Yeah, well I'm in an actual *neighborhood* again, which means we have a decent BRANCH library. SOMA's only "neighborhood library" was SF Main, which goes back to the mallification. I haven't checked the branch for 802.11b coverage, but if I really want to play on the net, I won't be poking around at a library. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 26 12:11:44 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:17:56AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226121144.J13221@zork.net> Monkey Master writes: > begin Monkey Master quotation: > > http://www.binaryfreedom.com/content.php?content_id=26 > > Holy cow, Jack. You're in San Francisco? Or is that some > other SF? Jack Moffitt is in the area. Maybe you should have a /[A-Z][aeiou]ck Moffitt/ convention. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From nick at zork.net Mon Feb 26 12:50:03 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Palmtop nethack Message-ID: <20010226125003.E12197@zork.net> The troll hits! The troll hits! The troll wields an embeddable Qt subset. The troll hits! You die --more-- http://trolls.troll.no/warwick/nethack/ -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Feb 26 12:50:05 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] World's Greatest Programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 11:45:16PM -0800 References: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010226125005.A23722@zgp.org> On Sun, Feb 25, 2001 at 11:45:16PM -0800, Rick Moen wrote: > Poor little snoogums is _upset_ by http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/#djb . Everything in () in that section represents your answer to one "djb rulz, you suk" mail, right? -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From smb23 at csufresno.edu Mon Feb 26 12:57:46 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damm Walmart Message-ID: <7546177e33.77e3375461@scccd.org> "Man caught watching pornographic movies at Wal-Mart" http://foxnews.com/fn99/foxlife/022301/porno.sml They don't let you do anything in Walmart From smb23 at csufresno.edu Mon Feb 26 12:59:40 2001 From: smb23 at csufresno.edu (Steve M Bibayoff) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damm legal contracts Message-ID: <742dd73085.73085742dd@scccd.org> You would think legal contracts in spy cases wouldn't be binding, but aparently they are. "Ex-Spy Must Pay for Selling Bogus Secrets" http://news.excite.com/news/r/010223/10/odd-spy-dc Steve From rick at linuxmafia.com Mon Feb 26 13:06:41 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] World's Greatest Programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <20010226125005.A23722@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 12:50:05PM -0800 References: <20010225234516.S5888@linuxmafia.com> <20010226125005.A23722@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20010226130641.G5888@linuxmafia.com> begin Don Marti Uses GIFs on the Sly quotation: > Everything in () in that section represents your answer to one > "djb rulz, you suk" mail, right? Actually, I used to lurk on the djbdns mailing list, until I was so appalled at Bernstein's behaviour as list-owner ( http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=djbdns&m=98150246704804&w=2 ) that I de-subscribed. But there _had_ been, before that, a message thread discussing my #djb FAQ item, starting with this post: http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=djbdns&m=98101906030521&w=2 and featuring Crackmonkey subscriber Faried Nawaz's follow-up: http://marc.theaimsgroup.com/?l=djbdns&m=98103065323347&w=2 I had hoped to find substantive analysis, but was disappointed to find little more than creative ways to ignore the substantive points. -- Cheers, We write precisely We say exactly Rick Moen Since such is our habit in How to do a thing or how rick@linuxmafia.com Talking to machines; Every detail works. Excerpt from Prof. Touretzky's decss-haiku.txt @ http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/ From jack at icecast.org Mon Feb 26 13:22:55 2001 From: jack at icecast.org (Jack Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:17:56AM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> Yeah, I'm in San Francisco. In the vicinity of 29th and Church. Right next to the place where they make nuns. The nun factory is quite entertaining, especially when they play basketball in full nun-gear. Btw, the counterpart to that interview is this press release: http://www.vorbis.com/press/20010226.txt jack. On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 10:17:56AM -0800, Monkey Master wrote: > begin Monkey Master quotation: > > http://www.binaryfreedom.com/content.php?content_id=26 > > Holy cow, Jack. You're in San Francisco? Or is that some > other SF? > > -- > You are not entitled to your opinions. > > 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! > ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. > > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 26 13:55:48 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org>; from jack@icecast.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 01:22:55PM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> Message-ID: <20010226135548.H12197@zork.net> begin Jack Moffitt quotation: > Yeah, I'm in San Francisco. In the vicinity of 29th and Church. > Right next to the place where they make nuns. AAAAAAAAAAA! I just moved to that neighborhood! Okay, so there's some weird cosmic rubber-band of fate that seems to be drawing us in parallel eddies. It's like in "Highlander: The Sickening", where they all get migraines whenever they get too close to each other. Only the clan Moffat is a lowlands people! We don't get to paint ourselves blue and wear comedic codpieces and set the English on fire! No, we have to wear lame corporate grey tartans to support the English wool industry and try to divert attention over to the Welsh! We're too busy hiding ally chiefs in the Devil's Beeftub and building ram statues with no ears! > The nun factory is quite entertaining, especially when they play > basketball in full nun-gear. Man, now I have to know when their intramural competitions are, so that I can get the good seats. I'm not much into sportsball, but when it's got nuns in full habit, hilarity ensues! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 26 14:06:36 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org>; from jack@icecast.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 01:22:55PM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> Message-ID: <20010226140636.M13221@zork.net> Jack Moffitt writes: > Yeah, I'm in San Francisco. In the vicinity of 29th and Church. So, what are you doing on Saturday, September 8? Hmmm? -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From jack at icecast.org Mon Feb 26 14:21:23 2001 From: jack at icecast.org (Jack Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226140636.M13221@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 02:06:36PM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> <20010226140636.M13221@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226142123.P13464@tk421.icecast.org> Isn't that a little far ahead to be planning? :) jack. On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 02:06:36PM -0800, Seth David Schoen wrote: > Jack Moffitt writes: > > > Yeah, I'm in San Francisco. In the vicinity of 29th and Church. > > So, what are you doing on Saturday, September 8? Hmmm? From rick at linuxmafia.com Mon Feb 26 14:32:39 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226135548.H12197@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 01:55:48PM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> <20010226135548.H12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226143239.J5888@linuxmafia.com> begin Monkey Master quotation: > AAAAAAAAAAA! I'm sorry, but you have the syntax severely wrong. It's like this: zork A6 64 ::1234:5678:9ABC:DEF0 subnet-1.ip6 You're probably thinking of the "AAAA" RRs, which A6 replaced. -- Helpfully, We write precisely We say exactly Rick Moen Since such is our habit in How to do a thing or how rick@linuxmafia.com Talking to machines; Every detail works. Excerpt from Prof. Touretzky's decss-haiku.txt @ http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Feb 26 14:35:21 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226143239.J5888@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 02:32:39PM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> <20010226135548.H12197@zork.net> <20010226143239.J5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010226143521.J12197@zork.net> begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > I'm sorry, but you have the syntax severely wrong. It's like this: Okay, Jack, feel free to open up that spray-can of whoop-ass on Rick. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From joakim at ximian.com Mon Feb 26 15:48:04 2001 From: joakim at ximian.com (Joakim Ziegler) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org>; from dhd@eradicator.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 09:26:41AM -0500 References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <20010226174804.D19311@ximian.com> On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 09:26:41AM -0500, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > Where are the Esperanto translations, people? Surely the Interlingvo > is entitled to participate in the fad of the week? Not quite Esperanto, but... I 2101 KRIG STARTET. KAPTEIN: HVA SKJER? MEKANIKER: NOEN SATTE OPP OSS BOMBEN. OPERATOER: VI FAAR SIGNAL. KAPTEIN: HVA! OPERATOER: HOVED SKJERM SKRU PAA. KAPTEIN: DET ER DU !! KATTER: HVORDAN HAR DERE DET MINE HERRER !! KATTER: ALLE DERES BASE ER TILHOERER OSS. KATTER: DERE ER PAA VEI TIL OEDELEGGELSE. KAPTEIN: HVA DU SIER!! KATTER: DERE HAR INGEN SJANSE TIL AA OVERLEVE LAGE DERES TID. KATTER: HA HA HA HA .... OPERATOER: KAPTEIN !! KAPTEIN: TA AV ALLE 'ZIG'!! KAPTEIN: DU VET HVA DU GJOER. KAPTEIN: FLYTT 'ZIG'. KAPTEIN: FOR FLOTT RETTFERDIGHET. -- Joakim Ziegler - Ximian web monkey - joakim@ximian.com - Radagast@IRC FIX sysop - free software coder - FIDEL & Conglomerate developer http://www.avmaria.com/ - http://www.ximian.com/ From dhd at eradicator.org Mon Feb 26 15:07:57 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:28 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: Joakim Ziegler's message of "Mon, 26 Feb 2001 17:48:04 -0600" References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <20010226174804.D19311@ximian.com> Message-ID: <87vgpxxctu.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Joakim Ziegler writes: > Not quite Esperanto, but... > > I 2101 > KRIG STARTET. No worries. The smart ones among us are already aware that Norwegian is the language of Bad People of the Present, if not the Future. -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 26 15:18:56 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <20010226091154.H13221@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 09:11:54AM -0800 References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <20010226091154.H13221@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226151856.O13221@zork.net> Seth David Schoen writes: > David Huggins-Daines writes: > > > CHATS: VOUS N'AVEZ PAS LE CHANCE A SURVIVRE FAIRE VOTRE TEMPS! > > I think that was "fortis, fortis" (strength) rather than "fors, > fortis" (chance), but I wouldn't know how to tell for sure. I could of course read the original, which makes clear that it's "chance". Speaking of the via to perditio and the justem maximam: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010226/wr/retail_etoys_dc_1.html -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From samp at aztech-cs.com Mon Feb 26 15:41:33 2001 From: samp at aztech-cs.com (Sam Phillips) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] "but that's just my GWBASIC lizard brain talking" In-Reply-To: <20010224140655.K11252@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Sat, Feb 24, 2001 at 02:06:55PM -0800 References: <20010224140655.K11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010226154133.G17252@aztech-cs.com> On Sat, Feb 24, 2001 at 02:06:55PM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > ----- Forwarded message from Tedd Terry , Heartthrob of Das Bistro ----- > > I've tweaked with it mildly, and you happy kids with access to > Threepwood can run it. The file is: > > /home/tedd/hstinsult.pl > > > ----- End forwarded message ----- > I impersonated Tedd and put this somewhere useful for future abuse: http://www.dasbistro.com/~tedd/hstinsult.pl -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Aztech Cyberspace Histogram Valley, Nevada From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 26 16:02:57 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com>; from rick@linuxmafia.com on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 03:00:05AM -0800 References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20010226160257.P13221@zork.net> I'm running out of languages I can conceivably translate into, so ALT.2101.YEAR.HAPPEN.OCCUR.TRANSPIRE ALT.VIOLENT.WAR.BEGIN.COMMENCE.FOLLOW CAPTAIN: ALT.RECENT.EVENT.FEAR.INVESTIGATE.INQUIRE OPERATOR: ALT.EVIL.PERSON.ATTACK.INCINERATE.BOMBARD OPERATOR: ALT.RADIOFREQUENCY.SIGNAL.ENCOUNTER.DETECT.RECEIVE CAPTAIN: ALT.RADIOFREQUENCY.SIGNAL.DISPLAY.LISTEN.EXAMINE OPERATOR: ALT.MAIN.SCREEN.DISPLAY.ACTIVATE.FUNCTION CAPTAIN: ALT.SECOND.PERSON.REMARK.EXCLAIM.RECOGNIZE CATS: ALT.IRONIC.HONORIFIC.GREET.SALUTE.ANNOUNCE CATS: ALT.YOUR.BASE.BELONG.POSSESS.OWN CATS: ALT.FATAL.PATH.PROCEED.EXPERIENCE.ENCOUNTER CAPTAIN: ALT.PRECEDING.UTTERANCE.ASTONISH.AMAZE.FRIGHTEN CATS: ALT.IMPOSSIBLE.SURVIVAL.SCRAMBLE.RUSH.HURRY CATS: ALT.MANIACAL.LAUGHTER.PRODUCE.PRODUCE.PRODUCE CATS: ALT.EVERY.ZIG.REMOVE.REMOVE.REMOVE CAPTAIN: ALT.CERTAIN.KNOWLEDGE.ATTRIBUTE.CLAIM.ASSERT CAPTAIN: ALT.ACQUIESCENT.ZIG.MOVE.MOVE.MOVE CAPTAIN: ALT.GREAT.JUSTICE.PRODUCE.PROCURE.OBTAIN CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, BUT YOUR ZINC ARE BELONG TO YOU. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From schoen at loyalty.org Mon Feb 26 16:18:12 2001 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Claude Shannon is dead Message-ID: <20010226161812.Q13221@zork.net> I read about this on Dave Farber's list this morning and just now I wrote an Advogato article: http://www.advogato.org/article/251.html I bought a nice copy of Shannon and Weaver's _The Mathematical Theory of Communication_ at the book fair over the weekend. I'd been looking for it for a long time. That is a fantastic book. -- Seth David Schoen | And do not say, I will study when I Temp. http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | have leisure; for perhaps you will down: http://www.loyalty.org/ (CAF) | not have leisure. -- Pirke Avot 2:5 From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Mon Feb 26 19:11:49 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] telling censorware leechbots to go to hell In-Reply-To: <20010225221619.S11252@zork.net> References: <20010223212211.A10239@stu.ddts.net> <01022503020300.01312@workstation> <20010225221619.S11252@zork.net> Message-ID: <01022622114900.00754@workstation> On Monday 26 February 2001 01:16, Monkey Master wrote: > begin Ariel V. Rosa quotation: > > Now you tell me who trolling > > Hahah. No really, man. I give up. Who? And so the smart ass was born..... -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From aaronl at vitelus.com Mon Feb 26 19:45:28 2001 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] unlink() comes to Windows. Fear. Message-ID: <20010226194528.E23968@vitelus.com> ----- Forwarded message from Jesper ----- From: "Jesper" Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 02:06:59 +0100 To: "AbiWord-dev" Subject: RE: Location of Windows uninstaller? X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0) How to have an EXE file delete itself Windows 9x/Me ============= Create a WININIT.INI file in the Windows folder. Create a [rename] section and put in entries like "NewName.txt=OldName.txt" to have files renamed, or "nul=OldName.txt" to have them deleted. Windows will perform this at the next boot. i.e. [rename] "nul=c:\progra~1\AbiSuite\AbiWord\askrm.exe" "nul=c:\progra~1\AbiSuite\AbiWord\" NB: notice the use of the short version of the path names Windows NT/2000 =============== The MoveFileEx function has a parameter that allows you to defer the move (or delete) until the next boot. It stores the list of files to be processed in the registry. BOOL MoveFileEx( LPCTSTR lpExistingFileName, // file name LPCTSTR lpNewFileName, // new file name DWORD dwFlags // move options ); i.e. MoveFileEx("c:\program files1\AbiSuite\AbiWord\askrm.exe",NULL,MOVEFILE_DELAY_UNTIL_REBOOT); MoveFileEx("c:\program files\AbiSuite\AbiWord\",NULL,MOVEFILE_DELAY_UNTIL_REBOOT); Jesper Larsen > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-abiword-dev@abisource.com > [mailto:owner-abiword-dev@abisource.com]On Behalf Of Mike Nordell > Sent: 26. februar 2001 09:06 > To: AbiWord-dev > Subject: Re: Location of Windows uninstaller? > > > Tom Briggs wrote: > > By moving the uninstaller to the AbiWord program > > directory, however, the uninstaller can no longer remove the installation > > directory because the uninstaller is still there and still running. > > I prefer to see the installer in the AbiWord program dir. > For one possible solution to this problem, search MSDN for "delexe" (and > possibly "Jeffrey Richter"). This technique should remove all programs and > the dir. itself. > There might be some snippets at http://www.codeproject.com, > http://codeguru.earthweb.com or http://www.codepile.com also. > > /Mike > > > ----- End forwarded message ----- From mark at symonds.net Mon Feb 26 20:55:55 2001 From: mark at symonds.net (Mark Symonds) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Worlds greatest programmer, Redux Message-ID: <20010226205555.A16825@symonds.net> > Poor little snoogums is _upset_ by http://linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/#djb. > My only complaint is ... why is there no reference to exim there? -- Mark (crawling back into his hole) From rick at linuxmafia.com Mon Feb 26 22:38:35 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Worlds greatest programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <20010226205555.A16825@symonds.net>; from mark@symonds.net on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 08:55:55PM -0800 References: <20010226205555.A16825@symonds.net> Message-ID: <20010226223834.T5888@linuxmafia.com> begin Mark Symonds quotation: > My only complaint is ... why is there no reference > to exim there? I like exim. I _use_ exim. But I can't really say it's a prime candidate for drawing away qmail users. The big argument for qmail is that its modular architecture with well-planned interaction between the pieces is more amenable to security auditing and minimal likelihood that bugs in the code will have catastrophic results. Those who buy that argument will be receptive to postfix, and will tend to not like monolithic designs like sendmail or exim. You'll notice that I likewise listed small, minimally privileged, auditable ftp and Web servers -- as being most likely to appeal to fans of publicfile (which replaced Bernstein's earlier experimental effort, anonftpd). > Mark (crawling back into his hole) It's a _nice_ hole, though. I inhabit one a lot like it. -- Cheers, We write precisely We say exactly Rick Moen Since such is our habit in How to do a thing or how rick@linuxmafia.com Talking to machines; Every detail works. Excerpt from Prof. Touretzky's decss-haiku.txt @ http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/ From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 27 00:45:12 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org> (Don Marti's message of "Mon, 26 Feb 2001 11:09:40 -0800") References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net> <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org> Message-ID: <6usnl0ms4n.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: DM> The library here offers convenient access to books, DM> comfortable seating, and work areas with Ethernet DM> connections. I can't really think of much else to recommend DM> the place, unless you really like In-N-Out Burger. Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donnie!" In-N-Out Burger is the burger joint for Laid-Back Dudes of the Future. -- Starving artists queue here. From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 27 00:47:31 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226143239.J5888@linuxmafia.com> (Rick Moen's message of "Mon, 26 Feb 2001 14:32:39 -0800") References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> <20010226135548.H12197@zork.net> <20010226143239.J5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <6uofvoms0s.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "RM" == Rick Moen writes: RM> begin Monkey Master quotation: >> AAAAAAAAAAA! RM> I'm sorry, but you have the syntax severely wrong. It's like this: RM> zork A6 64 ::1234:5678:9ABC:DEF0 subnet-1.ip6 RM> You're probably thinking of the "AAAA" RRs, which A6 replaced. Was the utter logical punfulness of "AAAA" not liked, or did they change the format of the RR? I thought calling it AAAA was great. -- Starving artists queue here. From jdub at aphid.net Tue Feb 27 00:57:41 2001 From: jdub at aphid.net (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <6usnl0ms4n.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Tue, Feb 27, 2001 at 08:45:12AM +0000 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net> <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org> <6usnl0ms4n.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010227195741.C17435@aphid.net> > Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donnie!" Wasn't that Marie? - Jeff -- jdub@aphid.net ----------------------------- http://lazarus.aphid.net/ -- "Can we have a special TELSABUG category, and everything gets dropped to fix them first?" - Telsa Gwynne From sneakums at zork.net Tue Feb 27 02:13:13 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010227195741.C17435@aphid.net> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Tue, 27 Feb 2001 19:57:41 +1100") References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226103913.D18293@zgp.org> <20010226105856.F11252@zork.net> <20010226110940.G18293@zgp.org> <6usnl0ms4n.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20010227195741.C17435@aphid.net> Message-ID: <6uk86cmo1y.fsf@zork.zork.net> >>>>> "JW" == Jeff Waugh writes: JW> >> Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donnie!" JW> Wasn't that Marie? Unless we are thinking of different movies, no. -- Starving artists queue here. From 1paul at optushome.com.au Tue Feb 27 01:34:21 2001 From: 1paul at optushome.com.au (Paul Cameron) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] It's as if vim came in a spray can In-Reply-To: <20010226140636.M13221@zork.net>; from schoen@loyalty.org on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 02:06:36PM -0800 References: <20010226101251.X11252@zork.net> <20010226101510.Y11252@zork.net> <20010226101756.Z11252@zork.net> <20010226132255.F13464@tk421.icecast.org> <20010226140636.M13221@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010227203421.A26886@optushome.com.au> On Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 02:06:36PM -0800, Seth David Schoen wrote: > Jack Moffitt writes: > > > Yeah, I'm in San Francisco. In the vicinity of 29th and Church. > > So, what are you doing on Saturday, September 8? Hmmm? So US-centric. Think GMT (or Pacrim EST) Sunday! Paul. From nick at zork.net Tue Feb 27 02:59:31 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] I wanna be yo' Chachi Message-ID: <20010227025931.U12197@zork.net> http://xy003.net It's breathtaking. It's a filk; it's a rock opera in the style of both the Dukes of Hazard and Battlestar Galactica; it's a floor wax; it's a dessert topping. Pedro is a genius. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From bambamm20 at mindspring.com Tue Feb 27 04:09:00 2001 From: bambamm20 at mindspring.com (Ariel V. Rosa) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] I wanna be yo' Chachi In-Reply-To: <20010227025931.U12197@zork.net> References: <20010227025931.U12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <01022707090000.01728@workstation> On Tuesday 27 February 2001 05:59, Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://xy003.net > > It's breathtaking. > > It's a filk; it's a rock opera in the style of both the Dukes > of Hazard and Battlestar Galactica; it's a floor wax; it's a dessert > topping. > > Pedro is a genius. When will it be on bradway? or atleast at the next lug -- Missing In Action.......... > >> > In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: > >> > Come the millennium, month 12, > >> > In the home of greatest power, > >> > The village idiot will come forth > >> > To be acclaimed the leader. -- From jmorris at intercode.com.au Tue Feb 27 03:48:56 2001 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Damn Canadians Message-ID: Open source cola startup: http://www.opencola.com/ You can download the GPL'd source 'n all. - James -- James Morris From dhd at eradicator.org Tue Feb 27 05:48:12 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Worlds greatest programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: Rick Moen's message of "Mon, 26 Feb 2001 22:38:35 -0800" References: <20010226205555.A16825@symonds.net> <20010226223834.T5888@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <87n1b8xmn7.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Rick Moen writes: > You'll notice that I likewise listed small, minimally privileged, > auditable ftp and Web servers -- as being most likely to appeal to fans > of publicfile (which replaced Bernstein's earlier experimental effort, > anonftpd). You might want to list vsftpd as well, though it's still in beta stages. It appears to have a design even Bernstein could love. -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From asf at acm.org Tue Feb 27 05:58:10 2001 From: asf at acm.org (Andreas Fuchs) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <20010226160257.P13221@zork.net> Message-ID: On 2001-02-26, Seth David Schoen wrote: > OPERATOR: ALT.RADIOFREQUENCY.SIGNAL.ENCOUNTER.DETECT.RECEIVE alt.supid.error.spot.encounter.see alt.quick.radiofrequency.look-up.seek.check alt.kind.regards.write.spell-check.send -- Andreas Fuchs, , , antifuchs From dhd at eradicator.org Tue Feb 27 06:29:42 2001 From: dhd at eradicator.org (David Huggins-Daines) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: Seth David Schoen's message of "Mon, 26 Feb 2001 16:02:57 -0800" References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <20010226160257.P13221@zork.net> Message-ID: <877l2cxkq1.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Seth David Schoen writes: > CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE > BELONG TO US, BUT YOUR ZINC > ARE BELONG TO YOU. My GODS! Can you imagine a world without ZINC? I sure can't. (also, I guess plans to build the base-spitting robot are all out now that CATS has taken all our base) -- David Huggins-Daines - dhd@pobox.com http://www.pobox.com/~dhd/ From spwhite at chariot.net.au Tue Feb 27 07:06:48 2001 From: spwhite at chariot.net.au (Stephen White) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Worlds greatest programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <87n1b8xmn7.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: On 27 Feb 2001, David Huggins-Daines wrote: > You might want to list vsftpd as well, though it's still in beta > stages. It appears to have a design even Bernstein could love. A separate program for every line of source code, communicating via .vsftpd-* config files? -- spwhite@chariot.net.au From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue Feb 27 07:57:05 2001 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Worlds greatest programmer, Redux In-Reply-To: <87n1b8xmn7.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org>; from dhd@eradicator.org on Tue, Feb 27, 2001 at 08:48:12AM -0500 References: <20010226205555.A16825@symonds.net> <20010226223834.T5888@linuxmafia.com> <87n1b8xmn7.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> Message-ID: <20010227075705.Z5888@linuxmafia.com> begin David Huggins-Daines quotation: > You might want to list vsftpd as well, though it's still in beta > stages. It appears to have a design even Bernstein could love. Neat! I hadn't noticed that one. I see an article by Dave Wreski, and mention that it's by one Chris Evans. Ah, ftp://ferret.lmh.ox.ac.uk/pub/linux/ OK. Good, another entry for http://linuxmafia.com/pub/linux/security/ftp-daemons, too. -- Cheers, Before enlightenment, caffeine. Rick Moen After enlightenment, caffeine. rick@linuxmafia.com From jack at icecast.org Tue Feb 27 16:10:58 2001 From: jack at icecast.org (Jack Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] they're on to us Message-ID: <20010227161058.Y16138@tk421.icecast.org> so i was searching for vorbis stuff that i missed... and i saw something scary. not only do the canadians have an online magazine called 'canada computes' they know about vorbis. :) http://www.canadacomputes.com/v3/story/1,1017,4283,00.html jack. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Feb 27 16:16:11 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] they're on to us In-Reply-To: <20010227161058.Y16138@tk421.icecast.org>; from jack@icecast.org on Tue, Feb 27, 2001 at 04:10:58PM -0800 References: <20010227161058.Y16138@tk421.icecast.org> Message-ID: <20010227161611.A12197@zork.net> begin Jack Moffitt quotation: > so i was searching for vorbis stuff that i missed... and i saw > something scary. not only do the canadians have an online magazine > called 'canada computes' they know about vorbis. :) I was disappointed. I figured for sure they'd spell it "Vourbis". -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From zen at zork.net Tue Feb 27 16:36:17 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] they're on to us In-Reply-To: <20010227161611.A12197@zork.net>; from monkeymaster@crackmonkey.org on Tue, Feb 27, 2001 at 04:16:11PM -0800 References: <20010227161058.Y16138@tk421.icecast.org> <20010227161611.A12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010227163617.B13840@zork.net> begin Monkey Master quotation: > I was disappointed. I figured for sure they'd spell it > "Vourbis". Well, you can bet they pronounce it with an 'E'. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From sneakums at zork.net Wed Feb 28 05:16:21 2001 From: sneakums at zork.net (Irish Bastard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Ferren MacIntyre ] [ILUG] Macintosh? Message-ID: <6uofvnj6ca.fsf@zork.zork.net> What a fucking asshole. -------------------- Start of forwarded message -------------------- Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 10:22:42 +0000 From: Ferren MacIntyre To: ilug@linux.ie Subject: [ILUG] Macintosh? I'm a new subscriber. 80 messages this morning--all, apparently, from people trying desperately to escape the clutches of Bill Gates. Having myself done so successfully and happily by 1980, I sympathize wholeheartedly, and wish you luck. However, even Macintosh users sometimes feel a need access the vast quantities of fossil code written for Unix, and even though OS X promises such access, it is not here yet in any operational sense, and the ethical appeal of community software makes Linux attractive. Nevertheless, your list--however poignant and heartfelt--makes obscure and largely irrelevant reading. Is anyone else in Ireland attempting to use Linux on the Mac? I have LinuxPPC 2000 and am informed that I need 2000Q4 to get past the "hdb: Interrupt lost" complaint. I thought perhaps I'd ask for advice before continuing in this direction. Any recommendations? Are there enough of us to warrant a Mac list, or should just unsubscribe? -- Ferren ============================ Dr Ferren MacIntyre MRI, National University of Ireland Galway, Ireland +353 91 52 44 11 x 3202 else The Mews, Carrownacroagh Hse Carnacrow, HEADFORD Co. Galway, EIRE +353 93 35027 ============================ -- Irish Linux Users' Group: ilug@linux.ie http://www.linux.ie/mailman/listinfo/ilug for (un)subscription information. List maintainer: listmaster@linux.ie -------------------- End of forwarded message -------------------- -- Where were you when the lights went out on Starbase XY003? From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 28 07:07:59 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Ferren MacIntyre ] [ILUG] Macintosh? In-Reply-To: <6uofvnj6ca.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 01:16:21PM +0000 References: <6uofvnj6ca.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228090758.G29678@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Irish Bastard: > people trying desperately to escape the clutches of Bill Gates. > Having myself done so successfully and happily by 1980, I sympathize > wholeheartedly, and wish you luck. ... > However, even Macintosh users... Wow, talk about out of the frying pan, into the straitjacket! pedro From zen at zork.net Wed Feb 28 11:07:16 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [Ferren MacIntyre ] [ILUG] Macintosh? In-Reply-To: <6uofvnj6ca.fsf@zork.zork.net>; from sneakums@zork.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 01:16:21PM +0000 References: <6uofvnj6ca.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228110716.B10748@zork.net> begin Irish Bastard quotation: > What a fucking asshole. > > -------------------- Start of forwarded message -------------------- > Nevertheless, your list--however poignant and heartfelt--makes obscure > and largely irrelevant reading. > -------------------- End of forwarded message -------------------- Why, you just want to rub his little bald head! -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 11:12:27 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey Subscribe Notification] Message-ID: <20010228111227.N12197@zork.net> Uh-oh. The Krautsphere encroaches yet again! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- chris@coredump.rrz.uni-koeln.de has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 28 12:08:57 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] I'm taking the train. Message-ID: <20010228120857.B24642@zgp.org> ----- Forwarded message from MCDCFG@aol.com ----- Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 14:56:00 EST From: MCDCFG@aol.com Subject: A NEW GAME OF ELECTRONIC TAG To: MCDCFG@aol.com Message-ID: <8d.300b929.27ceb1d0@aol.com> X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 129 I've attached a feature story below discussing license plate recognition through digital technology. It will aid in apprehending suspects and at minimum seriously reduce car theft. You can reach me at 888-301-6271 or by email. Thanks! Margo Drgos Media Relations Associate Columbia Financial Group A NEW GAME OF ELECTRONIC TAG (Englewood,CO)-PR Newswire News Features-March 1, 2001 The next time a squad car tails you, consider that not only do you fall under the watchful eye of the police but so does your license plate-and from farther away than you might think. An Englewood Colorado company, View Systems Inc. owns an exclusive license plate recognition technology that can quickly link the numbers on your license tag to a database mainframe. "The proof of evidence will be in our product, literally." Says Gunther Than, President and CEO of View Systems, Inc. "Stolen cars, stolen tags, drivers with warrants for their arrest can be identified literally on the run while enabling officers' safety." Instead of keying the plate information while driving sometimes at high speed or on patrol, the system does the checking automatically. According to www.insure.com, police only apprehend 14 percent of all auto thieves. That's a small slice out of a huge problem. The FBI estimates that Auto theft has grown into a 7.5 billion dollar business. "With those figures, apparently something is not working. Unfortunately crime doesn't seem to be diminishing either." Continues Than. View Systems technology could give police the tool they need to steal precious time from thieves. Here's how it works: a camera mounted inside the grille of a patrol officer's vehicle photographs a license plate digitally and compares existing plates in a vehicle information database. Police can photograph a plate while moving, from a bridge, and while parked. As the squad car rolls up on vehicle, the system produces all the information needed about the car, its owner, and whether it is warranted. "With any new technology that catches people in the act, immediate flags waving invasion of privacy fly high. Privacy has a lot more meaning when it's connected to safety." Says Than. So the next time you see flashing police lights in your rear view mirror, smile, you could be on camera-or at least your license plate might be. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 13:32:38 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:29 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] All your base are belong to us] Message-ID: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from "Mr. Bad" ----- >>>>> "TM" == Tjames Madison writes: TM> Look it up on google! It's crazy! It's everywhere! How did TM> this get started? So, as best I can tell, it comes from ZeroWing (1989). Then it just kind of slumbers for years, and then like last spring some hardcore gaming folks started doing crazy shit with it (http://www.overclocked.org/OCzerowing.htm) and then it started showing up in gaming forums, and then who the fuck knows. I can't tell you why February was AYBABTU month, though. Hey, so, maybe we should make hay out of this and do some AYBABTU hitmongering. Like, for example: All Your Base Are Belong To Us Ate My Balls Page All Your Base Are Belong To Us Dance (Like Hamsterdance) All Your Base Are Belong To Us! I Kiss You! (Like Mahir, except with AYBABTU pictures stuff. "I am like setting you up the bomb! Please take off all 'zig'!") ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 13:41:06 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Quake city Message-ID: <20010228134106.R12197@zork.net> So there was a big-ass 7.0 quake 30 miles underground just north of Olympia today. I spent the morning trying to call my folks, but couldn't get a trunk line into teh area (surprise). Fortunately, Derek was able to reach them locally, and they're alive and all. So I know there's some folks here in Oly, or at least there were long ago. The Innurnet seems to be faring better in Seattle than the phone switches. This brings me to a Kirk McKusick tale. When teh loma prieta quake hit teh San Francisco bay area, the big lines between Berkeley and the south bay were severed. And yet, Kirk gets an e-mail from his buddy down south saying "Holy shit!" or words to that effect. Baffled, he traced the path of the message. It turns out that it went south to LA, then north again to Livermore labs. Someone with a 9600bps PPP link from LLL to UCB had routed and gated running, and was delivering traffic for the whole of UC Berkeley. This brings me to another story. Seth Schoen told me that his LBL ID (his only gummint-issued ID) tends to impress a lot of people, because it says "Lawrence ... Labs... Dept of Energy". So they think he makes nuclear bombs or something. I think we should start Lawrence Lessig Labs, and issue IDs. So, everybody still alive? -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 28 13:46:50 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] All your base are belong to us] In-Reply-To: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 01:32:38PM -0800 References: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228134650.B26247@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 01:32:38PM -0800, Nickels Moffitt, King of the Low Rollers wrote: > ----- Forwarded message from "Mr. Bad" ----- ... > Hey, so, maybe we should make hay out of this and do some AYBABTU > hitmongering. Like, for example: > > All Your Base Are Belong To Us Ate My Balls Page > > All Your Base Are Belong To Us Dance (Like Hamsterdance) > > All Your Base Are Belong To Us! I Kiss You! (Like Mahir, > except with AYBABTU pictures stuff. "I am like setting > you up the bomb! Please take off all 'zig'!") No match for "AMIALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUSORNOT.COM". No match for "ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUSOGATO.ORG". No match for "BURNALLALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS.ORG". -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Feb 28 13:53:18 2001 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Quake city In-Reply-To: <20010228134106.R12197@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 01:41:06PM -0800 References: <20010228134106.R12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228135318.C26247@zgp.org> On Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 01:41:06PM -0800, Nickels Moffitt, King of the Low Rollers wrote: > I think we should start Lawrence Lessig Labs, and issue IDs. Wasn't Chris DiBona going to do "Legitimate Cryptological Researcher" badges for EFF? > So, everybody still alive? "ssh ssc.com w" shows relatively short idle times for some Seattle people. -- Don Marti "I've never sent or received a GIF in my life." dmarti@zgp.org -- Bruce Schneier, Secrets and Lies, p. 246. http://zgp.org/~dmarti/ (Free the Web: http://burnallgifs.org/) From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 28 14:26:10 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] All your base are belong to us] In-Reply-To: <20010228134650.B26247@zgp.org> References: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> <20010228134650.B26247@zgp.org> Message-ID: <87elwibg1p.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "DM" == Don Marti writes: DM> No match for "AMIALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUSORNOT.COM". Ooh, this one has potential. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 28 14:27:14 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Quake city In-Reply-To: <20010228134106.R12197@zork.net> References: <20010228134106.R12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <87ae76bfzx.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> I think we should start Lawrence Lessig Labs, and NM> issue IDs. Excellent! ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From skud at infotrope.net Wed Feb 28 14:37:24 2001 From: skud at infotrope.net (Kirrily Robert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] All your base are belong to us] In-Reply-To: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> References: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> Message-ID: In lists.crackmonkey, you wrote: > > All Your Base Are Belong To Us! I Kiss You! (Like Mahir, > except with AYBABTU pictures stuff. "I am like setting > you up the bomb! Please take off all 'zig'!") Been done. http://forbidden.dough.net/mahir/ Aren't you glad to know that? K. -- Kirrily 'Skud' Robert - skud@infotrope.net - http://infotrope.net/ "Those who restrain Desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained" -- William Blake From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 28 15:07:49 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] haha Message-ID: <20010228170749.C2808@flynn.zork.net> http://www.usatody.com/ -- a domain waiting for a lawsuit http://www.waylonjennings.com/ -- I didn't know Waylon was so big in the Philippines! pedro From nutella at zork.net Wed Feb 28 15:23:27 2001 From: nutella at zork.net (Bernard) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] All your base are belong to us] In-Reply-To: ; from skud@infotrope.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 05:37:24PM -0500 References: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228152327.A17422@zork.net> 28Feb2001 05:37PM (-0500) From [skud@infotrope.net] skud [Kirrily Robert] > In lists.crackmonkey, you wrote: > > > > All Your Base Are Belong To Us! I Kiss You! (Like Mahir, > > except with AYBABTU pictures stuff. "I am like setting > > you up the bomb! Please take off all 'zig'!") > > Been done. > http://forbidden.dough.net/mahir/ > Aren't you glad to know that? Makes me ashamed to be (nominally) human. Evolve dammit! Looks like the probability curve doesn't hit the axis at low values. From what I've gathered from pharmacogenomics the study of polymorphisms is difficult at the statistical level (hard to prove there are two peaks rather than just one peak split by noise) but someone ought to look at the population distribution of stupidity. No, hang on, isn't the outlier group the target demographic of most advertising in this country. Breed a meme-resistant population, now! Bernard -- Bernard P. Murray, Ph.D. nutella@zork.net (Department of Desserts and Toppings, San Francisco, USA) From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 15:42:58 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Microsoft clarifies exec's open-source concerns] Message-ID: <20010228154258.T12197@zork.net> Anchower does it again. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: Nev Dull From: Guy Harris http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/zd/20010220/tc/microsoft_clarifies_exec_s_ open-source_concerns_1.html "Microsoft representatives told eWEEK Tuesday that Allchin was primarily concerned about the impact of the GNU General Public License, the widely used statement of open-source terms and conditions introduced 10 years ago by the Free Software Foundation Inc. The offending paragraph Allchin's concerns, eWEEK was told, stem from GPL paragraph (2B), which states, "You must cause any work that you distribute or publish, that in whole or in part contains or is derived from the Program or any part thereof, to be licensed as a whole at no charge to all third parties under the terms of this License." In other words, Microsoft representatives warned, "anyone who adds or innovates under the GPL agrees to make the resulting code, in its entirety, available for all to use ... [which] might constrain innovating stemming from taxpayer-funded software development." Allchin, according to the company, does not have the same concerns about all open-source approaches in general. "There are other kinds of open-source licenses that encourage third-party development but without the same constraints, including the BSD license," Microsoft representatives said." http://www.gnu.org/thankgnus/2000supporters.html "2000 Supporters ... Supporters ($100 to $499) ... Microsoft Corporation" ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 15:45:56 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Forces using foreskins for warfare research] Message-ID: <20010228154556.U12197@zork.net> Jesux, man. We're gunna develop chemical weapons that only work on Jews. This is insane. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: William Knowles http://www.hfxnews.southam.ca/NatStory2.html Monday, February 19, 2001 EDMONTON (CP) - The foreskins of hundreds of baby boys in Alberta are being used by the military to help develop an antidote in the event of chemical warfare. The Defence Research Establishment at Canadian Forces Base Suffield in southern Alberta has collected hundreds of foreskins over the last decade of circumcised babies from a hospital in nearby Medicine Hat, 293 kilometres southwest of Calgary. Dr. Gerry Prince does circumcisions - the surgical removal of all or part of the foreskin of the penis for social or religious reasons. The Medicine Hat doctor said parents are only told about what happens to their babies' foreskins if they ask. "Most people who ask don't have a problem, but only about 25 per cent of people ask," Prince said. He said he couldn't recall anyone refusing to let a foreskin be sent to the research facility. If anyone had a concern, they would not send it, he added. "If the skins did not go to the research establishment they would go to the incinerator." Dr. Cam Boulet, head of chemical and biological warfare defence at Suffield, said foreskins have been used as a source of human cells for experimentation for about 10 years. He estimates military scientists at the research station go through between 50 and 100 foreskins a year. "The foreskins themselves are not used," he explained. "A few skin cells are scraped off into petrie dishes to create cell cultures which are then used to test the effects of various chemical warfare agents. We have found that using mature adult skin to source the cell cultures does not work so well." Boulet said the research program is aimed at finding ways of counteracting chemical weapons which hostile forces might use. Iraq is one of two countries known to have a biological weapons program; the other is Russia. A company in the United States uses infant foreskin to make a human skin equivalent. Prince said it is also being done in Australia. The use of human skin for chemical warfare testing hit the headlines last week in Britain. An English hospital sold skin taken from patients having plastic surgery without their permission, but the local health authority has now outlawed the practice. The skin was used to test anti-chemical weapon barrier creams and chemical absorption studies. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Wed Feb 28 15:52:21 2001 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mr. Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Microsoft clarifies exec's open-source concerns] In-Reply-To: <20010228154258.T12197@zork.net> References: <20010228154258.T12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <87pug29xhm.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt writes: NM> In other words, Microsoft representatives warned, "anyone who NM> adds or innovates under the GPL agrees to make the resulting NM> code, in its entirety, available for all to use ... [which] NM> might constrain innovating stemming from taxpayer-funded NM> software development." So, is his point that taxpayer-funded software development should be pointed towards lining the pockets of Jim Allchin? Seems to me ALL taxpayer-funded development should be GPL'd, as a matter of course. Of course, sweetheart deals where small groups make tons of money off of the property of all is The American Way. See also: mining, logging, cattle ranching, railroad grants, pharmaceutical development, etc. No reason Microsoft shouldn't get in on the bonanza, right? Except for those damn egghead goody-goodies putting their Ph.D. theses under the GPL... ~Mr. Bad P.S. INNOVATE INNOVATE INNOVATE INNOVATE. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\____/\ Mr. Bad \ / Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ | *Stay*Real*Bad* | (X \x) ( ((**) "If it's not bad, don't do it. \ If it's not crazy, don't say it." - Ben Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 15:55:04 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [poo@cts.com: excellent] Message-ID: <20010228155504.W12197@zork.net> Okay, so this is just *weird*. ----- Forwarded message from Carlos Amantea ----- Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 15:50:19 -0600 From: Carlos Amantea Reply-To: poo@cts.com Organization: Mho & Mho X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 (Macintosh; I; PPC) X-Accept-Language: en To: nick@zork.net Subject: excellent Excellent rendering --- or reproduction --- of the Greene campaign. I had almost forgotten how funny it was. L W Milam poo@cts.com ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 16:17:05 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: excellent In-Reply-To: <3A9D728D.21633E7E@cts.com>; from poo@cts.com on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 03:50:19PM -0600 References: <3A9D728D.21633E7E@cts.com> Message-ID: <20010228161705.X12197@zork.net> begin Carlos Amantea quotation: > Excellent rendering --- or reproduction --- of the Greene campaign. > > I had almost forgotten how funny it was. > > L W Milam > poo@cts.com Pardon me for being a bit stunned, but however did you come across it? My father was in the UW classics department with Greene, and reportedly the man hit on my mother at a party just after boasting of his sexual exploits with the neighbor's dog. My father's memory of the campaign pamphlet was that the photo used was one of Greene floating on an air mattress in the pacific, a rising sun silhouette of pure tiki tummy. Also handed down to me in the folklore are some of the radio ads (from KRAB?), such as "Mr. Richard Greene feels that he has been too Alternating, Currently, and is changing his name to Richard ACDC Greene" and "Vote Richard Greene for land commissioner, and it's ta-ta to Yakimaa-a-a!" At any rate, over christmas my father told me that the whole event had been chronicled in _The Myrkin Papers_. I hit Powells' Web site and grabbed a used copy of this Duck Press monograph for a mere $12. From there, I just typed it up and mailed it to the crackmonkey mailing list. I had been reminded of it by our recent presidential election, and the havoc that a mere few hundred fools with punch cards can cause. Thanks for preserving the tale, apocrypha and all! -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 16:21:52 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [erin@dasbistro.com: Re: RE: [Dasbanter] The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo] Message-ID: <20010228162152.Y12197@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Erin Quinlan ----- On Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 02:59:16PM -0800, andrew morton wrote: > I figured I'd save you the time of looking up the number. According > to http://www.riaa.com/Protect-Report.cfm the RIAA will apparently > give you up to $10,000 for turning in pirates. Report any suspected > music piracy to the RIAA by dialing a toll-free hotline, > 1.888.BAD.BEAT, sending email to cdreward@riaa.com > > Go get her. > Thanks man for that you get $2,500 (25% is fair) and a place with jesus when he comes back to earth with the angel strikeforce and slaughters all the unbelieving heathens with chainsaws and love. pray hard. _______________________________________________ dasbanter mailing list dasbanter@dasbistro.com http://www.dasbistro.com/mailman/listinfo/dasbanter ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Feb 28 16:30:34 2001 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Re: excellent In-Reply-To: <20010228161705.X12197@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 04:17:05PM -0800 References: <3A9D728D.21633E7E@cts.com> <20010228161705.X12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228163034.A12197@zork.net> http://www.historylink.org/output.CFM?file_ID=1576&keyword=Crime Land commissioner hopeful Richard A. C. Greene holds Pow-Wow at Seattle's Woodland Park on October 25, 1968. On October 25, 1968, state land commissioner hopeful Richard A. C. Greene's campaign holds a "Memorial Hi-U Pow-Wow" at the Warren G. Harding Memorial in Woodland Park. Sources: Walt Crowley, Rites of Passage: A Memoir of the Sixties in Seattle (Seattle: University of Washington Press, 1995), 262. Looks like I have another volume to look for. -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 28 16:58:30 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Microsoft clarifies exec's open-source concerns] In-Reply-To: <20010228154258.T12197@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 03:42:58PM -0800 References: <20010228154258.T12197@zork.net> Message-ID: <20010228185830.D2808@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > Anchower does it again. No match for "FUDWATCH.ORG". pedro From zen at zork.net Wed Feb 28 17:36:17 2001 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] All your base are belong to us] In-Reply-To: <87elwibg1p.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>; from mr.bad@pigdog.org on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 02:26:10PM -0800 References: <20010228133238.Q12197@zork.net> <20010228134650.B26247@zgp.org> <87elwibg1p.fsf@priss.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20010228173617.C10748@zork.net> begin Mr . Bad quotation: > DM> No match for "AMIALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUSORNOT.COM". > > Ooh, this one has potential. Try PLANETALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS.COM. Whoever owns it will control the world. -- They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; From They pursued it with forks and hope; The Hunting of the Snark: They threatened its life with a railway-share; an Agony in Eight Fits They charmed it with smiles and soap. by Lewis Carroll From alex at strlen.net Wed Feb 28 17:39:10 2001 From: alex at strlen.net (Alex Feinberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <20010226174804.D19311@ximian.com>; from joakim@ximian.com on Mon, Feb 26, 2001 at 05:48:04PM -0600 References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <20010226174804.D19311@ximian.com> Message-ID: <20010228173910.A17091@strlen.net> This is Russian translation, I am not going to bother labeling my keyboard in accordance with the ISO cyrillic map, so here's the "tarabian" (using latin characters and groups of latin characters to write in Russian, and other languages which normally use Cyrillic) version. V 2101 Nashei Eri voina nachinylas' ^^^^^^ ^^^ <-- there's no standart abrevation for AD or BC Kapitan: Shto proizoiti? Operator: Ktoto ustanovi nam bombu Operator: My poluchat' signal Kapitan: Shto? Operator: Glavniy ekran vkluchit' Kapitan: Eto vy! Koty: Kak dela, tovarishi!! // Note, I translated gentlemen as comrades. Koty: Vse tovya baza est prinadlejat' nam Koty: Vy na vashem puti k istribleniyu Kapitan: Shto vy govorit'!!// Actually literally translated what you say // Would make sense in Russiance, since Russian // uses no articles. In order to have the no sense // feel I left it in infinitive form. Koty: U vas netu shansa vijit delay tvoiye vrema // I literal translated make // your time, to make even // less sense. Koty: HA HA HA HA Koty: Snimi kajdi 'zig' Kapitan: Vy znaeyte shto vy delaeite Kapitan: Peredvegai' 'zig' Kapitan: Dlya velikoi spravedlivosti' I'll work on a Belarussian translation is well (Belarussian is a slavic language close to Russian, used to be called White Russian, but due to potential alcoholic references and a creation of independent Belarus (where the language may be spoken in school text books and isolated villages), "Belarus" is now used for all the words with root in the name of the country; It's also very close to Polish -- knowing either, you will be able to understand both). -- Alex "strlen" Feinberg From alex at strlen.net Wed Feb 28 17:47:11 2001 From: alex at strlen.net (Alex Feinberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Omnes castrum tuum sunt proprium ab nobis In-Reply-To: <20010228173910.A17091@strlen.net>; from alex@strlen.net on Wed, Feb 28, 2001 at 05:39:10PM -0800 References: <20010226030005.X5888@linuxmafia.com> <3A9A424F.B65C130E@praxis.com.au> <15002.24913.522000.860585@barrera.org> <87lmqtzfj2.fsf@monolith.eradicator.org> <20010226174804.D19311@ximian.com> <20010228173910.A17091@strlen.net> Message-ID: <20010228174711.B17091@strlen.net> > Koty: Vse tovya baza est prinadlejat' nam GAR. I used the tu form of you. In the vous form of you, it would Vse vasha baza.. -- Alex "strlen" Feinberg From nick at zork.net Wed Feb 28 17:56:12 2001 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [matt@peterson.org: March Agenda (was Re: [BAWUG] introduction)] Message-ID: <20010228175612.C12197@zork.net> I plan to attend, if possible. ----- Forwarded message from Matt Peterson ----- The March meeting is this Thursday (March 1st), 7:00pm @ Critical Path in San Francisco. I'm pretty sure we'll be meeting in the new building (520 Folsom vs. the old 320 1st, as the "dungeon" conference room is off limits). I'll find out tomorrow and inform the list. The agenda calls for no formal presentations. We'll be talking about the future direction of BAWUG's mission, 802.11b NAN's (Neighborhood Area Networks) and other wireless foo. I'll also be displaying my outdoor access point box v1. As usual, RSVP to me is appreciated. -- Matt Peterson another.geek.without.a.life matt@peterson.org http://matt.peterson.org/ ------------------------------------------------- On Mon, 26 Feb 2001, Steve Lemke wrote: > At 3:34 PM -0800 2/26/01, Jim Meehan wrote: > >I'm going to try to make it to the BAWUG meeting on Thursday and > >I'd love to see some more discussion of the BAWUG WMAN project! > > Just noticed the web page still talks about the "upcoming" January > meeting. > > Where is the March meeting, and what's the agenda? -- general wireless list, a bawug thing [un]subscribe: http://lists.bawug.org/mailman/listinfo/wireless ----- End forwarded message ----- -- You are not entitled to your opinions. 01234567 <- The amazing indent-o-meter! ^ Matt McIrvin: the Nikola Tesla of tab damage. From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 28 21:29:46 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] I wanna be yo' Chachi In-Reply-To: <01022707090000.01728@workstation>; from bambamm20@mindspring.com on Tue, Feb 27, 2001 at 07:09:00AM -0500 References: <20010227025931.U12197@zork.net> <01022707090000.01728@workstation> Message-ID: <20010228232946.A5917@flynn.zork.net> Quoting Ariel V. Rosa: > On Tuesday 27 February 2001 05:59, Nick Moffitt wrote: > > http://xy003.net > > When will it be on bradway? > or atleast at the next lug Anyone that wants to provide n(airfare, (day(3*meals)), couches) where n is between 2 and 10 may contact tobor@xy003.net for booking. pedro From pedro at flynn.zork.net Wed Feb 28 21:47:21 2001 From: pedro at flynn.zork.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:49:30 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] hubris.tar.gz Message-ID: <20010228234721.C5917@flynn.zork.net> --- This week delivered another classic: Microsoft attorney Richard Urowsky said Monday that the inclusion of Internet Explorer with Windows didn't hurt but rather actually helped Netscape "by providing convenient means of downloading (Netscape's browser) from the Internet." Why didn't Rockefeller think of that? "Your honor, I help the competition because people can use gas from Standard Oil to drive to another gas station!" --- pedro