[CrackMonkey] Clinton TRASHES 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

[Don Marti]

Woo-hoo! Any damn rock-n-roll band can trash a fucking hotel room! It
takes a super bad-ass to trash the White House!

Too bad Clinton didn't have anyone working for him who knew anything
about dark side black hat HACKING or those computers would be 0wn3d by
b1llc forever.  

Or maybe he did...


http://www.drudgereport.com/wh93a.htm
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX WED JAN 24, 2001 18:51 ET XXXXX

WHITE HOUSE OFFICES LEFT 'TRASHED': PORN BOMBS, LEWD MESSAGES;
LEGAL PROBE CONSIDERED

**Exclusive Details** 

The Bush Administration has quietly launched an investigation into
apparent acts of vandalism and destruction of federal property -- after
incoming Bush staffers discover widespread sabotage of White House
office equipment and lewd messages left behind by previous tenants!

Harriet Miers, 55, Assistant to President Bush and staff secretary
will be investigating possible legal ramifications of the White House
trashing and possible theft, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"Miers is just beginning her investigation," a well-place source said
late Wednesday from Washington. "The level of the trashing is very
troubling, this is not just 'W' keys missing from keyboards."

The damage left by departing Clintonites goes "way beyond pranks, to
vandalism", said a close Bush adviser.

White House employees aren't waiting to be interviewed by Miers. They
are providing names of the worst malefactors, previous occupants of
specific offices.

Photographic and audio evidence is being collected -- as the full scope
of the damage becomes clear.

Bush's staff has been cautioned not to go public with the extent of the
damage and the worst is being closely held among very top staffers for
fear of leaks. But, according to sources, so far Bush officials have
found:

*Phone lines were cut, rendering them inoperable.

*Voice mail messages were changed to obscene, scatological greetings.
One Bush staffer had his grandmother call from the Midwest. She was
horrified by what she heard on the other end of the line.

*Many phone lines misdirected to other government offices.

*Desks found turned completely upside down and trash deliberately left
everywhere.

*Computer printers that were filled with blank paper but interspersed
with pornographic pictures and obscene slogans that would be revealed
only as items were run off the computer.

*'W' keys weren't just pried off more than 40 keyboards, some were glued
on with Superglue; some were turned upside down and glued on.

*Filing cabinets glued shut. 

*VP Office space in the Old Executive Office Building found in        s.
complete shambles. Mrs. Gore had to phone Mr Cheney to apologize,     s.
first reported by Rich Galen's Mulling                                s.

*Lewd MagicMarker graffiti found on one office hallway. 

Separately, the WASHINGTON TIMES reported that Air Force One was
"stripped bare" during the former president's "official" farewell flight
to New York on Inaugural Day.

All the plane's porcelain china, silverware, salt and pepper shakers,
blankets and pillow cases - most of it bearing the presidential seal --
were taken by Clinton staff, a military steward told the paper.

Developing... 

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