[CrackMonkey] What a dumbass.

[George Moffitt]

	http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/01/25/sawed.off.hand.ap/index.html

  Why didn't he just attach the buzzsaw to the stump, then test it by
sawing off the nailgun?  What a moron.

-- 
 They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;        From
 They pursued it with forks and hope;                 The Hunting of the Snark:
 They threatened its life with a railway-share;        an Agony in Eight Fits
 They charmed it with smiles and soap.                    by Lewis Carroll