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[Irish Bastard]

>>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt <nick at zork.net> writes:

    NM> Oh god.  They follow me on the bus, on BART.. They're like a
    NM> goddamn military unit, with their identical suits, nametags,
    NM> backpacks full of bibles and books of Mormon...

They're over here too.  And not Irish ones.  Goddamn MERKIN MORMONS!

Them:   Excuse me, could we talk to you for a minute?
Me:     About what?
Them:   We're from the Church of Jesus Christ--
Me:     No, thanks.

Short and sweet.  I could have tried the whole free-software spiel,
but I chose not to sink to their level.

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