[free-sklyarov] Sklyarov=Napster according to Senator Boxer

[alfee cube]

LMAO
--- Ethan Straffin <drumz at best.com> wrote:
> > Gotta wonder what kind of bot they have responding
> to
> > Senator Boxer's email.  Here's the response to a
> > letter I sent "regrading" Sklyarov and DMCA:
> > 
> > Dear Mr. Callahan:
> > 
> >  Thank you for your recent communication
> > regrading Napster.
> 
> --
> #!/usr/local/bin/perl
> # SPACE: Sheeple-Pacifying Autoresponder for
> Congressional Email
> # (C) 2001 Albert Gore, Jr., Inventor of the
> Internet
> 
> require 'sheepleRoutines.pl';
> 
> $myName = "Senator Barbara Boxer";
> $stateName = "California";
> $stateAbbrev = "CA";
> 
> while (<STDIN>) {
> 	$sheepleMessage .= $_;
> }
>  
> if ($sheepleMessage !~
> /\b($stateName|$stateAbbrev)\b/si) {
> 	&placateSheepleWithAutoresponse
> ($areYouSUREYoureMyConstituent);
> } elsif ($sheepleMessage =~
> /\b(Napster|DMCA|Felten|Sklyarov|DeCSS)\b/si) {
> 	&placateSheepleWithAutoresponse ($napsterBad);
> } elsif {$sheepleMessage =~
> s/\bBill\s*of\s*Rights\b/si) {
> 	&placateSheepleWithAutoresponse
> ($whatBillOfRightsIsThat);
> # ...snipped for the sake of brevity...
> } else {
> 	&placateSheepleWithAutoresponse
> ($yourConcernsAreImportantToMe);
> }
> undef $sheepleMessage;
> --
> 
> There may still be a few bugs in the system.
> 
> Ethan
> --
> "Go away or I will replace you with a very small
> shell script."
> 
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