To: Mr.Oogly@gmail.com
From: Nick Moffitt <nick@zork.net>
Date: Sun, 8 Feb 2009 10:31:48 +0000
Subject: Wish to acquire time to run experiments on your collider
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I require a sizeable amount of time to run experiments on the Large
Hardon Collider in order to further my research into the origins of the
"duderino".  I feel that this widely-acknowledged but as-yet unobserved
elementary particle could be of great benefit to mankind (and therefore,
indirectly, to chicks).

-- 
"It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to         Nick Moffitt
find out how nature *is*.  Physics concerns what we can     nick@zork.net
*say* about nature."
                -- Niels Bohr