And some people, look like incredible, dressed-like-Lara-Croft-only-with- chains-on semi-naked babelicious freaks. Not that I stare. Or even look, or think about them, or anything ever. I only know about their existence because when these people walk into a room, all the straight boys nearby give out this universal telepathic deflatory pained sigh. It's like the sound of a wolf-whistle, only backwards, sucked in. Ooohhhhhh. The sigh has a meaning. All my life, it says, I have been told by my superego that dressing like a Marvel superhero will not get me laid. And, here, here and now in this temporary saturnalia, surrounded by other males who are - at best - my equals in the ugly league division table: here is my perfect woman. But the world knows that this mad girl's flickering eyes craves just one thing. A man dressed as Galactus, Eater of Worlds. And not only have I left my Galactus costume at home. I never made it. Worse, I threw those biro drawings of me in the Galactus helmet away the moment I'd drawn them, ashamed to show them even to (say) Dave. And now I know: I'm not a virgin because I'm a geek. I'm a virgin because I have pursued geekdom with a less than pure, directed gaze. I have faltered, and now I'm just another guy at Baycon. And some other guy in front of me will be Galahad with the Holy Grail because he spent two weeks measuring out huge papier-mache clamps to fit on the side of his head. And I did nothing but stare at my Lara Croft pull-out poster, in the belief that she was not real and that I could not ever meet her. Pursue your enthusiasms. Because if you're doing them right, you know exactly where they end. -- Danny O'Brien
August 28, 2010
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August 22, 2010
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City of Sacramento | CC&L | Sacramento History Museum | Exhibitions at the Sacramento History Museum
Tours of the old street level, later filled in because of the hilarious flooding.
August 14, 2010
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Korean BBQ aftermath
Brian Danger Hicks posted a photo:
August 13, 2010
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Valley View Park
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August 10, 2010
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Eric's Desk
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Inside Eric's Cube
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Outside Eric's Cube
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Outside Michelle's Cube
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Inside Michelle's Cube
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August 07, 2010
August 04, 2010
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Suzuki
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He got a lot of guff from the people around us for his stance, but just ask Larry Craig what happens if you have a wide stance in the Twin Cities.
July 30, 2010
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There's a Venn Diagram out there with a huge overlap between Sigularity believers and guys who are just single. -- R Stevens
July 11, 2010
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CSXT Locomotive Roster Menu
Includes the current paint scheme for all locos
June 19, 2010
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Russian Communicator « Ongabonga
Adding AF contacts to a manual lenses to make them meter on consumer-grade cameras
June 05, 2010
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This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols. -- MS Paint Adventures
April 13, 2010
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A decade ago, I observed that commercial certificate authorities protect you from anyone from whom they are unwilling to take money. That turns out to be wrong; they don't even do that much. -- Matt Blaze
April 12, 2010
March 27, 2010
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You were probably expecting magnetic tape
I've mentioned this a few other places, but for anyone who hasn't yet, you might want to take a look at this Turing machine.
March 17, 2010
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January 06, 2010
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People who pay for cryonic freezing are super chumps! All you need to do is go to Anarctica, guys. You can die there for FREE. -- T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics
January 01, 2010
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<teferi> also, happy new year and happy mailman day <ckape> and happy oh-shit-I-have-to-pay-my-rent day <fo0bar> I've had better <SpaceHobo> also happy spamassassin decade <teferi> ? <teferi> OH FUCK RENT
December 18, 2009
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Yes, yes, ha ha spotted dick
It turns out that my local supermarket sells canned spaghetti. (Note that "spaghetti" was not followed by "sauce" or even "noodles" in that sentence.)
It's in the ethnic food aisle, right next to the treacle and spotted dick.
It's in the ethnic food aisle, right next to the treacle and spotted dick.
December 15, 2009
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Top 10 songs of 2009
So, The Current is doing their yearly top 89, so I thought I'd share my picks, in approimate order:
Neko Case - This Tornado Loves You
Easily my favorite of the year. There are some other songs on this album that might have made this list, but I'm limiting myself to one song per album
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Home
This song will probably get old, but right now it's a fun, sweet song.
Florence and the Machine - Kiss with a Fist
Apparently this song is not about domestic violence, although it is hard to tell.
Lily Allen - The Fear
Kind of hard to decide which one off of this album to go with. There are several good songs on this album, and rather different than her first album, but they're both pretty good.
Jeffrey Lewis and the Junkyard - Broken Broken Broken Heart
Simple, enjoyable song. Somewhat reminds me of the Mountain Goats, although I think I like this better than anything the Mountain goats put out this year
Metric - Gimmie Sympathy
Metric puts out a lot of good songs, and this is one of them.
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
There are two types of groups that could have made this song. From the video, it seems that Cage the Elephant is of the lamer type. Still, quite enjoyable.
Swell Season - The Rain
I'm running out of comments, but still, nice song.
Matt and Kim - Daylight
It's such a happy song, and when you look at the video, they're such happy people.
Amadou and Mariam - Sabali
No idea what they are saying, but it sure sounds beautiful.
Neko Case - This Tornado Loves You
Easily my favorite of the year. There are some other songs on this album that might have made this list, but I'm limiting myself to one song per album
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Home
This song will probably get old, but right now it's a fun, sweet song.
Florence and the Machine - Kiss with a Fist
Apparently this song is not about domestic violence, although it is hard to tell.
Lily Allen - The Fear
Kind of hard to decide which one off of this album to go with. There are several good songs on this album, and rather different than her first album, but they're both pretty good.
Jeffrey Lewis and the Junkyard - Broken Broken Broken Heart
Simple, enjoyable song. Somewhat reminds me of the Mountain Goats, although I think I like this better than anything the Mountain goats put out this year
Metric - Gimmie Sympathy
Metric puts out a lot of good songs, and this is one of them.
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
There are two types of groups that could have made this song. From the video, it seems that Cage the Elephant is of the lamer type. Still, quite enjoyable.
Swell Season - The Rain
I'm running out of comments, but still, nice song.
Matt and Kim - Daylight
It's such a happy song, and when you look at the video, they're such happy people.
Amadou and Mariam - Sabali
No idea what they are saying, but it sure sounds beautiful.









