Webpage of Brian Danger Hicks

May 10, 2018

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Jesus: Come with me and I shall make you fishers of men.Peter: You mean like catfishing?Jesus:...

Jesus: Come with me and I shall make you fishers of men.

Peter: You mean like catfishing?

Jesus: What

Peter: You know, tricking people into fake relationships.

Jesus: What

Peter: Just to fuck with them, or sometimes you can get money out of it.

Jesus: What

Andrew: Or sometimes just for companionship

Jesus: What

Peter: Nevermind, it’s clearly not what you were talking about.

May 10, 2018 07:21 PM

April 30, 2018

April 15, 2018

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agoodcartoon:get the government out of the bedroom and into the...



agoodcartoon:

get the government out of the bedroom and into the garage, agc.

Beyond absolutely none of those being equivalent, always weird when anti-choice people say “Choose life”

April 15, 2018 01:09 AM

April 07, 2018

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agoodcartoon:

agoodcartoon:

agoodcartoon:

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ayelander:

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jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

way to brutally own those imaginary kids

im gonna look up stupid teen fads by decade so i can invalidate anyone’s opinion about gun control no matter how old, b/c apparently thats how things work now

“you grew up in the ‘70s right? your generation took care of pet rocks and ran around naked all the time. i just won the argument”

“You sat on flagpoles and stuffed yourself into phonebooths? Well no one cares you won WWII gramps”

we’ve been calling for gun law reform ever since Columbine in 1999 but fucking go off I guess 

Pffft gun control? But u watch the matrix and listen to no doubt while playing with furbies. Checkmate, gen-x-ailures


ah. marching orders went out. that explains it.

jfc

much like texting while driving, it turns out old people eat three times more tide pods than young people

Thirty-nine reports of teenagers intentionally misusing laundry pods came in during the first 15 days of 2018 alone, according to data from the American Association of Poison Control Centers (AAPCC). For context, there were 39 cases of intentional misuse of these pods among teenagers in all of 2016, and 53 in 2017, AAPCC spokesperson Edward Walrod told TIME — suggesting that while the problem may not be hugely common, it is on the rise.

While teenagers are making headlines right now, parents and consumer protection groups have for years been concerned that the laundry pods too closely resemble candy or toys and could be accidentally eaten by young children who don’t know the difference. (The USCPSC has been warning parents about laundry pods since 2013.) In 2017, about 10,500 of the 12,300 estimated exposures to laundry pods occurred in children younger than five, according to the AAPCC.

The products may also pose a risk to elderly adults who have Alzheimer’s or dementia. Last year, 167 incidents involving adults older than 60 were reported.

In all, 456 people across age groups have reportedly been exposed to single-load laundry packets so far this year, whether intentionally or not, according to the AAPCC data.

Way to own the youths for *checks notes* blindly doing the same stupid things as their peers.

April 07, 2018 05:45 PM

agoodcartoon: agoodcartoon: ayelander: agoodcartoon: jonbutte...



agoodcartoon:

agoodcartoon:

ayelander:

agoodcartoon:

jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

way to brutally own those imaginary kids

im gonna look up stupid teen fads by decade so i can invalidate anyone’s opinion about gun control no matter how old, b/c apparently thats how things work now

“you grew up in the ‘70s right? your generation took care of pet rocks and ran around naked all the time. i just won the argument”

“You sat on flagpoles and stuffed yourself into phonebooths? Well no one cares you won WWII gramps”

we’ve been calling for gun law reform ever since Columbine in 1999 but fucking go off I guess 

Pffft gun control? But u watch the matrix and listen to no doubt while playing with furbies. Checkmate, gen-x-ailures


ah. marching orders went out. that explains it.

Way to own the kids for *checks notes* blindly doing the same stupid things as their peers.

April 07, 2018 09:00 AM

February 18, 2018

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bshenanigans:

tellmeayarn:

d-lightfulexcess:

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

February 18, 2018 06:29 AM

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December 07, 2017

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agoodcartoon:

hey why is that donkey dressed as a school crossing guaoohh my god no the children!

Taking unsafe actions to get to tax cuts despite all warning signs of the destructive consequences

December 07, 2017 03:45 AM

November 11, 2017

October 27, 2017

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No, you’re thinking of Frankenstein’s Monster.  Frankenstein was the friends we made along the way.

No, you’re thinking of Frankenstein’s Monster.  Frankenstein was the friends we made along the way.

October 27, 2017 01:05 AM

April 21, 2017

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Oh no, it turns out puns ARE bad when they happen to me!
        -- T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics

April 21, 2017 06:17 AM

February 20, 2017

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The world is full of surprises, and I am not in favor of several of them.
	-- Brain Drain, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #12

February 20, 2017 03:17 AM

<fo0bar> great, now I'm a dozen wikipedia levels into the history of AT&T again

February 20, 2017 03:17 AM

October 02, 2016

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The world is full of surprised, and I am not in favor of several of them.
	-- Brain Drain, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #12

October 02, 2016 09:17 AM

September 22, 2016

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  "Sounds ingenious," Gurgeh said.  "Does it work?"
  "So they'd have us believe.  In fact it's used as an excuse for not
giving people a proper trial, and anyway the rich just bribe their way out.
So yes, as far as the rulers are concerned, it works."
	-- Iain M Banks, The Player of Games

September 22, 2016 09:17 AM

August 31, 2016

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In this universe of ours, with its wealth of errors and legends, historical
data and false information, one absolute truth is the fact that Superman is
Clark Kent.  All the rest is open to debate.
	-- Umberto Eco, The Book of Legendary Lands

August 31, 2016 03:17 AM

July 08, 2016

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Why does everyone here have these incredibly cumbersome ways of
sending me messages?  Don't you people have e-mail? 
	-- Randy Waterhouse, Cryptonomicon

July 08, 2016 06:17 AM

<X11R5> Man, appparently people pay serious money for solutions.

July 08, 2016 06:17 AM

May 04, 2016

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May 04, 2016 03:17 PM

September 28, 2015

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<sarah> eat the rich, gain their powers

September 28, 2015 09:17 AM