Webpage of Brian Danger Hicks

August 28, 2010

Fortunes

And some people, look like incredible, dressed-like-Lara-Croft-only-with-
chains-on semi-naked babelicious freaks. Not that I stare. Or even look, or 
think about them, or anything ever. I only know about their existence 
because when these people walk into a room, all the straight boys nearby 
give out this universal telepathic deflatory pained sigh. It's like the 
sound of a wolf-whistle, only backwards, sucked in. Ooohhhhhh. 

The sigh has a meaning. All my life, it says, I have been told by my
superego that dressing like a Marvel superhero will not get me laid. And, 
here, here and now in this temporary saturnalia, surrounded by other males 
who are - at best - my equals in the ugly league division table: here is my 
perfect woman. But the world knows that this mad girl's flickering eyes 
craves just one thing. A man dressed as Galactus, Eater of Worlds. And not 
only have I left my Galactus costume at home. I never made it. Worse, I 
threw those biro drawings of me in the Galactus helmet away the moment I'd 
drawn them, ashamed to show them even to (say) Dave. And now I know: I'm 
not a virgin because I'm a geek. I'm a virgin because I have pursued 
geekdom with a less than pure, directed gaze. I have faltered, and now I'm 
just another guy at Baycon. And some other guy in front of me will be 
Galahad with the Holy Grail because he spent two weeks measuring out huge 
papier-mache clamps to fit on the side of his head. And I did nothing but 
stare at my Lara Croft pull-out poster, in the belief that she was not real 
and that I could not ever meet her.

Pursue your enthusiasms. Because if you're doing them right, you know 
exactly where they end.
	-- Danny O'Brien

August 28, 2010 08:17 PM

August 22, 2010

August 14, 2010

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August 10, 2010

August 07, 2010

Flickr

Donut with hole

Brian Danger Hicks posted a photo:

Donut with hole

How much does it cost for just a donut and no hole?

August 07, 2010 04:21 AM

August 04, 2010

Flickr

Suzuki

Brian Danger Hicks posted a photo:

Suzuki

He got a lot of guff from the people around us for his stance, but just ask Larry Craig what happens if you have a wide stance in the Twin Cities.

August 04, 2010 05:37 AM

July 30, 2010

Fortunes

There's a Venn Diagram out there with a huge overlap between Sigularity
believers and guys who are just single.
	-- R Stevens

July 30, 2010 05:17 AM

July 11, 2010

Del.icio.us

CSXT Locomotive Roster Menu

Includes the current paint scheme for all locos

July 11, 2010 01:46 AM

July 01, 2010

June 19, 2010

June 13, 2010

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Russian Communicator « Ongabonga

Adding AF contacts to a manual lenses to make them meter on consumer-grade cameras

June 13, 2010 04:37 AM

June 05, 2010

Fortunes

This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock
pistols.
	-- MS Paint Adventures

June 05, 2010 05:17 AM

May 13, 2010

April 13, 2010

Fortunes

A decade ago, I observed that commercial certificate authorities
protect you from anyone from whom they are unwilling to take money.
That turns out to be wrong; they don't even do that much. 
	-- Matt Blaze

April 13, 2010 02:17 AM

April 12, 2010

March 27, 2010

LiveJournal

You were probably expecting magnetic tape

I've mentioned this a few other places, but for anyone who hasn't yet, you might want to take a look at this Turing machine.

March 27, 2010 11:36 PM

March 17, 2010

March 03, 2010

February 06, 2010

January 06, 2010

Fortunes

People who pay for cryonic freezing are super chumps!  All you need to 
do is go to Anarctica, guys.  You can die there for FREE.
	-- T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics

January 06, 2010 06:17 PM

January 01, 2010

Fortunes

<teferi> also, happy new year and happy mailman day
<ckape> and happy oh-shit-I-have-to-pay-my-rent day
<fo0bar> I've had better
<SpaceHobo> also happy spamassassin decade
<teferi> ?
<teferi> OH FUCK RENT

January 01, 2010 09:17 PM

December 18, 2009

LiveJournal

Yes, yes, ha ha spotted dick

It turns out that my local supermarket sells canned spaghetti. (Note that "spaghetti" was not followed by "sauce" or even "noodles" in that sentence.)

It's in the ethnic food aisle, right next to the treacle and spotted dick.

December 18, 2009 03:59 AM

December 15, 2009

LiveJournal

Top 10 songs of 2009

So, The Current is doing their yearly top 89, so I thought I'd share my picks, in approimate order:

Neko Case - This Tornado Loves You
Easily my favorite of the year. There are some other songs on this album that might have made this list, but I'm limiting myself to one song per album

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Home
This song will probably get old, but right now it's a fun, sweet song.

Florence and the Machine - Kiss with a Fist
Apparently this song is not about domestic violence, although it is hard to tell.

Lily Allen - The Fear
Kind of hard to decide which one off of this album to go with. There are several good songs on this album, and rather different than her first album, but they're both pretty good.

Jeffrey Lewis and the Junkyard - Broken Broken Broken Heart
Simple, enjoyable song. Somewhat reminds me of the Mountain Goats, although I think I like this better than anything the Mountain goats put out this year

Metric - Gimmie Sympathy
Metric puts out a lot of good songs, and this is one of them.

Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
There are two types of groups that could have made this song. From the video, it seems that Cage the Elephant is of the lamer type. Still, quite enjoyable.

Swell Season - The Rain
I'm running out of comments, but still, nice song.

Matt and Kim - Daylight
It's such a happy song, and when you look at the video, they're such happy people.

Amadou and Mariam - Sabali
No idea what they are saying, but it sure sounds beautiful.

December 15, 2009 06:12 AM