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May 19, 2017

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agoodcartoon: gayabortions: avocadosalad: Good...



agoodcartoon:

gayabortions:

avocadosalad:

Good lord

@agoodcartoon

if it was anyone else i’d say it was a slightly clever take on “witch hunt” but this being antonio “the f is for fucker” branco i could believe he really is dumb enough to misunderstand the term that bad

Witch hunt metaphors are lost on people who believe witches are real.

May 19, 2017 09:08 PM

April 21, 2017

Fortunes

Oh no, it turns out puns ARE bad when they happen to me!
        -- T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics

April 21, 2017 06:17 AM

April 09, 2017

April 02, 2017

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myjetpack:For yesterday’s @guardian #tomgauld #cartoon...



myjetpack:

For yesterday’s @guardian
#tomgauld #cartoon #dystopia #writing #scifi #damn

April 02, 2017 07:57 PM

therobotmonster: Batman: Iron Heights...



therobotmonster:

Batman: Iron Heights Penitentiary

Features:

  • Combat system with over 400 puns.
  • Duly deputized detective game play.
  • Open world with dozens of buildings to climb and procedurally generated celebrity cameos.
  • 5 “Nothing to see here, move along.” Chief O’Hara missions.
  • All your favorite villains: Shame, King Tut, Egghead, Louis the Lilac, Marsha Queen of Diamonds and more!

Don’t tease me like that

April 02, 2017 12:59 AM

March 27, 2017

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glumshoe:

Aesthetic: 1950′s - 1970′s men’s adventure magazine “RANDOM ANIMALS RIPPED MY FLESH” covers.

March 27, 2017 05:26 AM

March 24, 2017

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itswalky:seriously how much did royal caribbean pay for this You...



itswalky:

seriously how much did royal caribbean pay for this

You know, in college I had a few friends take a cruise for spring break, if you want in on this sweet sweet royal caribbean money.

Although I suppose Dumbing of Age spring break is several decades off at this point.

March 24, 2017 09:33 AM

March 22, 2017

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Humans are adorable.

teaboot:

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

March 22, 2017 08:53 PM

March 20, 2017

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ryannorth: pretzel-log1c: xainagal: the best moment in any...











ryannorth:

pretzel-log1c:

xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

DID YOU KNOW: this is my favourite superhero moment in any medium ever

March 20, 2017 04:45 AM

March 16, 2017

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itswalky:man it’d look even stupider if 9/11 happened inside one...







itswalky:

man it’d look even stupider if 9/11 happened inside one of those blue counties

Fun fact: the attack on Pearl Harbor was more devastating than the Japanese planned because the local commanders clumped the planes together on the runways because of baseless concerns of immigrants attacking them.

March 16, 2017 07:59 AM

February 20, 2017

Fortunes

The world is full of surprises, and I am not in favor of several of them.
	-- Brain Drain, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #12

February 20, 2017 03:17 AM

<fo0bar> great, now I'm a dozen wikipedia levels into the history of AT&T again

February 20, 2017 03:17 AM

January 20, 2017

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Beets

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Beets

Dave Maffei model

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

Tractors

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Tractors

Ross Dando model

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

Switcher

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Switcher

Didn't catch whose model this is

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

Underframe

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Underframe

Dave Maffei model

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

Signal Bridge

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Signal Bridge

Dave Maffei model

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

SD39

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SD39

Athearn Genesis

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

GP40P-2

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Athearn Genesis

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

WP 604

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WP 604

Pat Davis model

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

Emblem

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Emblem

Pat Davis model

January 20, 2017 01:34 AM

October 02, 2016

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The world is full of surprised, and I am not in favor of several of them.
	-- Brain Drain, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #12

October 02, 2016 09:17 AM

September 22, 2016

Fortunes

  "Sounds ingenious," Gurgeh said.  "Does it work?"
  "So they'd have us believe.  In fact it's used as an excuse for not
giving people a proper trial, and anyway the rich just bribe their way out.
So yes, as far as the rulers are concerned, it works."
	-- Iain M Banks, The Player of Games

September 22, 2016 09:17 AM

August 31, 2016

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In this universe of ours, with its wealth of errors and legends, historical
data and false information, one absolute truth is the fact that Superman is
Clark Kent.  All the rest is open to debate.
	-- Umberto Eco, The Book of Legendary Lands

August 31, 2016 03:17 AM

July 08, 2016

Fortunes

Why does everyone here have these incredibly cumbersome ways of
sending me messages?  Don't you people have e-mail? 
	-- Randy Waterhouse, Cryptonomicon

July 08, 2016 06:17 AM

<X11R5> Man, appparently people pay serious money for solutions.

July 08, 2016 06:17 AM

May 04, 2016

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May 04, 2016 03:17 PM

September 28, 2015

Fortunes

<sarah> eat the rich, gain their powers

September 28, 2015 09:17 AM