Webpage of Brian Danger Hicks

August 21, 2017

August 12, 2017

July 26, 2017


batlabels: notbatlabels: IN A WORLD WHERE THEY DIGITALLY...






Inspired by the news that they were digitally removing Henry Cavill’s mustache in Justice League reshoots, I digitally added mustaches to everyone else to make it even.

July 26, 2017 06:13 AM

May 19, 2017


agoodcartoon: gayabortions: avocadosalad: Good...




Good lord


if it was anyone else i’d say it was a slightly clever take on “witch hunt” but this being antonio “the f is for fucker” branco i could believe he really is dumb enough to misunderstand the term that bad

Witch hunt metaphors are lost on people who believe witches are real.

May 19, 2017 09:08 PM

April 21, 2017


Oh no, it turns out puns ARE bad when they happen to me!
        -- T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics

April 21, 2017 06:17 AM

April 09, 2017

April 02, 2017


myjetpack:For yesterday’s @guardian #tomgauld #cartoon...


For yesterday’s @guardian
#tomgauld #cartoon #dystopia #writing #scifi #damn

April 02, 2017 07:57 PM

therobotmonster: Batman: Iron Heights...


Batman: Iron Heights Penitentiary


  • Combat system with over 400 puns.
  • Duly deputized detective game play.
  • Open world with dozens of buildings to climb and procedurally generated celebrity cameos.
  • 5 “Nothing to see here, move along.” Chief O’Hara missions.
  • All your favorite villains: Shame, King Tut, Egghead, Louis the Lilac, Marsha Queen of Diamonds and more!

Don’t tease me like that

April 02, 2017 12:59 AM

March 27, 2017


glumshoe:Aesthetic: 1950′s - 1970′s men’s adventure magazine...


Aesthetic: 1950′s - 1970′s men’s adventure magazine “RANDOM ANIMALS RIPPED MY FLESH” covers.

March 27, 2017 05:26 AM

March 24, 2017


itswalky:seriously how much did royal caribbean pay for this You...


seriously how much did royal caribbean pay for this

You know, in college I had a few friends take a cruise for spring break, if you want in on this sweet sweet royal caribbean money.

Although I suppose Dumbing of Age spring break is several decades off at this point.

March 24, 2017 09:33 AM

March 22, 2017


Humans are adorable.


Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

March 22, 2017 08:53 PM

March 20, 2017


ryannorth: pretzel-log1c: xainagal: the best moment in any...




the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

DID YOU KNOW: this is my favourite superhero moment in any medium ever

March 20, 2017 04:45 AM

February 20, 2017


The world is full of surprises, and I am not in favor of several of them.
	-- Brain Drain, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #12

February 20, 2017 03:17 AM

<fo0bar> great, now I'm a dozen wikipedia levels into the history of AT&T again

February 20, 2017 03:17 AM

October 02, 2016


The world is full of surprised, and I am not in favor of several of them.
	-- Brain Drain, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #12

October 02, 2016 09:17 AM

September 22, 2016


  "Sounds ingenious," Gurgeh said.  "Does it work?"
  "So they'd have us believe.  In fact it's used as an excuse for not
giving people a proper trial, and anyway the rich just bribe their way out.
So yes, as far as the rulers are concerned, it works."
	-- Iain M Banks, The Player of Games

September 22, 2016 09:17 AM

August 31, 2016


In this universe of ours, with its wealth of errors and legends, historical
data and false information, one absolute truth is the fact that Superman is
Clark Kent.  All the rest is open to debate.
	-- Umberto Eco, The Book of Legendary Lands

August 31, 2016 03:17 AM

July 08, 2016


Why does everyone here have these incredibly cumbersome ways of
sending me messages?  Don't you people have e-mail? 
	-- Randy Waterhouse, Cryptonomicon

July 08, 2016 06:17 AM

<X11R5> Man, appparently people pay serious money for solutions.

July 08, 2016 06:17 AM

May 04, 2016


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May 04, 2016 03:17 PM

September 28, 2015


<sarah> eat the rich, gain their powers

September 28, 2015 09:17 AM