diff -urN --exclude '*~' S0/fs/Kconfig hack-S0/fs/Kconfig
--- S0/fs/Kconfig	2003-10-17 23:57:54.000000000 +0100
+++ hack-S0/fs/Kconfig	2003-12-23 22:36:11.000000000 +0000
@@ -760,6 +760,14 @@
 	  This option will enlarge your kernel by about 67 KB. Several
 	  programs depend on this, so everyone should say Y here.
 
+config PROC_UPDIKE
+	bool "visual uptime reporting support"
+	depends on PROC_FS
+	help
+	  A dynamic commentary on the nature of uptime contests, drawing on
+	  principles of the visual display of quantitative information
+	  espoused by Ed Tufte.
+
 config PROC_KCORE
 	bool
 	default y if !ARM
diff -urN --exclude '*~' S0/fs/proc/proc_misc.c hack-S0/fs/proc/proc_misc.c
--- S0/fs/proc/proc_misc.c	2003-10-01 18:50:21.000000000 +0100
+++ hack-S0/fs/proc/proc_misc.c	2003-12-23 21:54:17.000000000 +0000
@@ -153,6 +153,28 @@
 	return proc_calc_metrics(page, start, off, count, eof, len);
 }
 
+#ifdef CONFIG_PROC_UPDIKE
+static int updike_read_proc(char *page, char**start, off_t off,
+				int count, int *eof, void *data)
+{
+	struct timespec uptime;
+	int days;
+	int i = 0;
+
+	do_posix_clock_monotonic_gettime(&uptime);
+	days = uptime.tv_sec / (3600 * 24);
+	page[0] = '8';
+	while ((i < days) && (i <= PAGE_SIZE - 4)) {
+		page[++i] = '=';
+	}
+	page[i + 1] = 'D';
+	page[i + 2] = '\n';
+	page[i + 3] = '\0';
+
+	return proc_calc_metrics(page, start, off, count, eof, i + 3);
+}
+#endif
+
 static int meminfo_read_proc(char *page, char **start, off_t off,
 				 int count, int *eof, void *data)
 {
@@ -647,6 +669,9 @@
 	} *p, simple_ones[] = {
 		{"loadavg",     loadavg_read_proc},
 		{"uptime",	uptime_read_proc},
+#ifdef CONFIG_PROC_UPDIKE
+		{"updike",	updike_read_proc},
+#endif
 		{"meminfo",	meminfo_read_proc},
 		{"version",	version_read_proc},
 #ifdef CONFIG_PROC_HARDWARE