Master Chef! I mean, I cannot begin to explain to you just how cool this guy is! He makes your mom look like she bakes stale cookies, I mean, this guy is God in the kitchen! If cooking were a sport, he'd have so many gold medals he wouldn't need to worry about where to find a cookie cutter. He is such a good cook that his restaurant had to close down because there were too many people coming in! If he were a fish, he would still be a cook, because nobody could possibly let him be anything else. If you're having a party, pick up the phone and call this guy! I don't care what the long distance charges are, just call him up and have him come over and cook! This man once made an omelette that was so good, the guy who ate it gorged himself because he just had to have another! This man should be considered worth his weight in flour when he's in the kitchen, just because he's so cool. If he were a car, he'd be a car with an oven in it. He could fry an egg on a sidewalk no matter what the temperature is. I mean, this guy is such a raddabitchen' chef that you do not want to mess with his food, because one bite and you're going to be so hooked that you'll have to go and get your stomach pumped in five minutes or else you're gonna be hooked for life, man! This guy is just so damn cool! If you feel like messin' with him, you just go an' forget it, man!