(Taken from the Cyberiad, by Stanislaw Lem):

"...give it a topic, any topic, as difficult as you like..." [said Trurl the Constructor, to his friend Klapaucius].
Klapaucius thought, and thought some more. Finally he nodded and said:
"Very well. Let's have a love poem, lyrical, pastoral, and expressed in the language of pure mathematics. Tensor algebra mainly, with a little topology and higher calculus, if need be. But with feeling, you understand, and in the cybernetic spirit."
"Love and tensor algebra? Have you taken leave of your senses?" Trurl began, but stopped, for his electronic bard was already declaiming: