97May14 01:37:20 AM From [Aloha!] Kaliki Kuanikona [I have a tan! You don't.] (Slumberland only)
Is it true what I've heard? That this Roya chick is Lisa Simpson's clone?
97May14 14:57:03 PM From [For lucky best wash,] The Chaos Butterfly [use Mr. Sparkle!]
Yes. Yes it is.
97May16 14:34:06 PM From [salvaging the] Ana Ng [land of plenty]
my hair isn't spiky.
97May16 19:50:52 PM From Brent
it ought to be
work on that
Armed Forces Day '97 01:48:28 AM From [For lucky best wash,] The Chaos Butterfly [use Mr. Sparkle!]
And your skin isn't yellow, but aside from that...
Armed Forces Day '97 02:41:40 AM From justin sane
i'm sure your eyes aren't like big pingpong balls with dots on them.

get hooked on crack and helium, that might fix that problem.
Armed Forces Day '97 11:13:41 AM From [salvaging the] Ana Ng [land of plenty]
so i should spike my hair, acquire jaundice, smoke crack and inhale helium. do you have any other bright ideas?