
Nick's list of important words and phrases:

Try and use the phrase "certain interested third parties" as often as possible.
Refer to everyone affectionately as "pope".  If anyone asks, tell them it's the hip future-slang from a sci-fi paperback you've been reading.
Instead of telling a caller that someone can't make it to the phone, inform them "I am sorry, but [he|she] is unavailable for comment at this time."
Refer to units of time in the following manner: "I gotta' go make a phone call.  I'll be back in ten of your Earth minutes."