Man, this lunch is basically a comedy. Originally, I had two slices of bread in sandwich formation. The problem, of course, being that a structure that size is quite unwieldy. Obviously, I set about cutting the sandwich in half. But much to my horror, I managed to cut it in something other than halves. So basically I created a new problem without solving the old one. Now I have one part that's far too large, and one part that's far too small! I feel like Mr Bean.