<@SpaceHobo> http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2011/10/03/a-tornado-buster-for-the-mid-west/ <-- Randall <%Randall> it seems to me that if you knew with that much accuracy where the convection was likely to be, you could just mark it with chalk and make sure not to build a house there. <%Randall> The odds of any one point in the midwest having a tornado pass close to it in a given year are less than 1 in 5,000. <%Randall> which is the reason they don't just build houses sturdier, and the reason storm cellars have gotten less fashionable in the past handful of decades. <%Randall> SpaceHobo: Also, couldn't such a contraption be used by AL-QAEDA-affiliated SLEEPER CELLS to actually GENERATE TORNADOES which could carry DIRTY BOMBS into our RON PAUL 2012? * fo0bar gives Randall a cookie