[sent from an Internet Cafe in Tokyo]

Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 23:53:27 -0800 (PST)
From: George Moffitt <gmoffit@linfield.edu>
To: Student News <student@linfield.edu>
Subject: Greetings from 17:00.

        Through a complicated process known only to my family and the
major aeronautics corporations, a recent event has catapulted me into the
future.  Inconvenient as this may sound, it is providing magnificently
lucrative fortune-telling opportunities.  Interested parties should write
their questions on the back of a $50 bill and mail them to

        George Moffitt
        The Future

        Prompt replies cannot be guaranteed, but accuracy is a sure thing!
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