<@squinky> DIRECTIONS: For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly, and move slowly across food surface. <@squinky> I, however, maintain that the best result is to spray the cheese directly into your mouth. <@squinky> Most of my friends consider themselves superior to aerosol cheese. I think of myself as superior in fact to most kinds of cheese, but not above eating them.