<@SpaceHobo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Rutabaga_Curling_Championship <-- ernad <%fo0bar> FACT: I have done ice bowling <%fo0bar> (yes, it's basically what you imagine) <%Screwtape> fo0bar: I imagine it's like curling? <%fo0bar> Screwtape: not really, it's normal bowling, against normal bowling pins, but on a frozen lake <%Screwtape> And if you drop the ball, it crashes through the ice and creates a hazard for future players. <%fo0bar> yeah. don't worry about the truck you use to drive out onto the lake; a 20 lb bowling ball will rain down hell! <%Screwtape> Wait, you have frozen lakes you can *drive* on? <%fo0bar> Screwtape: yes. also, we have basic cable.