begin  Craig McPherson quotation:
> WOW!  You have the same surname as Nick Moffitt!  How did you
> do that?????

Six years ago in the caribbean jungle, I came across an abandoned
british explorers' camp inhabited by a bizarre, crack-addicted monkey.
In his paw I found a map for a volcano hidden deep under the sea.  I
quickly donned my scuba gear and retrieved the ancient artifact held
within, which allowed me to steal Nick Moffitt's soul, and consequently
his last name as well.
        In short, God punished me for playing too many video games.
		--Zen