How to hack into pillbury dough cannisters
   
   By Icebreaker/MFI/CCCP/USA/ExExEx/add your initials here
   
   H4y phr33kz!! H3r3z h0w 2 h4ck d0uGh KaNNizt3rz!!
    1. Set the cannister on the countertop
    2. Look for words "open here" - sometimes if you luck out this can be
       done without a password!!
    3. If no labels is found looks for legend "open other end" this will
       set you on the correct homepath. NOTE: if you find this you must
       of course open THE OTHER END!
    4. Its unlikely you are being filmed but just in case you'd better be
       wearing sunglasses and a frightwig.
    5. try hitting the cannister sharply ONCE ONLY on the counter,
       striking the middle against the counter edge. If you do this a
       second time dough will fly everyplace and you'll get nailed!
    6. Once a crack appears you should be able to unroll the dough
       cannister counterclockwise to reveal a doughy surprise
    7. swallow ALL of the dough immediately and G3T Th3 PhuKK 0wt!!!
       d00d!!
       
   I have hacked hella mega amounts of dough this way.