Jeremy:
          He's from a nation of expatriated Jamaican cross-dressers. He
          took violin when he was seven, and learned the ancient art of
          feather-fighting from a Cuban dojo. He describes his work as a
          "musical adventure". He is close to removing all of society's
          layers and realizing his inner Ninja.
          
   Boris:
          Born to well-meaning but uncultured jocks, he left the military
          academy to pursue his love of the bass fiddle. Known for his
          ability to twirl his instrument about his head, he often does
          carnivals to pay the bills.
          
   Geoffrey:
          Has a van.
          
   Carla and Winnifred:
          Hired ex-hippies to give the ensemble the "cult" or "groupee"
          feel.
          
   All work for the shadow government elite council, and are holding a
   meeting entirely in morse-code eyeblinks. Each CD has liner notes made
   of a blotter paper holding a carefully engineered crystelline
   substance. The message is double-encrypted, such that the recipient
   must first partake of a substance encrypted from his or her own
   genetic code. The hallucinogen is then ingested, and the message is
   displayed to the otherwise dancing individual.
   
   The dropped cymbal is a red herring.