# there used to be lots of cute little log quotes from #perl in here
#
# they're gone now because they made working on this already crappy
# code even more annoying... 'HI!!! I'm from #perl and so I don't
# write understandable, maintainable code!!! You see, i'm a perl
# badass, so I try to be as obscure as possible in everything I do!'
#
# Well, welcome to the real world, guys, where code needs to be
# maintainable and sane.