Top shelf liquors are only for drinking neat or solo on the rocks.
I know that when a lot of younger dudes get started in the bar scene
they try to go all fancy all the time, thinking this makes them look
sophisticated.  All it basically does is make them look like a guy
who just paid nine dollars for two ounces of vodka, which no one who
wears a name tag on weekdays can afford to do.

		-- Ray Smuckles