Whenever obfuscated code was posted on RedHanded, you could guarantee a
reaction like that of dustin in the comments: "5 lines? With Error
checking?" Otherwise known as: Humpfh, good sirs, this code is not
maintainable!  And which also rears its head as: This is exactly what I
hate about Ruby!  This code makes me want to shoot myself!  Host rejects
graft!  Brain rejects brain poisons!  The Serious Skeleton Has Emerged
From His Crypt Of Contemplation And He Has No Funny Bones For You!

		-- whytheluckystiff