* fondue makes game notes
<fondue> I've identified the following fun things about this sort of game:
<fondue> 1. Blowing things up
<fondue> 2. Mowing down hordes of cheap enemies
<fondue> 3. Collecting shiny things
<fondue> 4. Cat and mouse battles against bosses
<fondue> 5. Chain reactions of stuff getting blown up, caught in crossfire, etc
<fondue> 6. Resultant wrecked, corpse strewn, bullet pocked, etc level
<fondue> 7. Ridiculous superweapons
<teferi> This is WoW?
<fondue> No, WoW would be
<fondue> 1. Numbers getting bigger
<fondue> 2. Paying money to make numbers get bigger