Broadcast Message from pedro@zork
        (/dev/ttyp6) at 1:01 ...

for all Seth's zinc, he
walls inappropriately
(I counted that thrice)

Broadcast Message from schoen@zork
        (/dev/ttyp4) at 1:02 ...

This is not soda:
one's allowed to wall something
non-zinc-haikuish.