[crackmonkey] [drooper@concentric.net: [Pigdog] Absinthe in the UK]

[Nick Moffitt]

	Last of the pigdog forwards--I promise!

----- Forwarded message from Matt Alexander <drooper at concentric.net> -----

Starting tomorrow, the preferred beverage of syphilitic poets and
green-haired Burning Man freakers alike will be available in liquor
shops across the Kingdom. A Prague based producer apparently just
noticed that England never actually got into the absinthe in the first
place, much less the legalistic backlash that banned it from most
other European nations at the turn of the century, so it's perfectly
legal there. Their new campaign is even declaring the green
hallucinogenic to be the "drink of the new Millennium".

In related news, some nutsack with bad timing removed the famous
Pigdog Absthinthia interview from the web page, resulting in bad
spelling on my part, and no where to link this article to. Meanwhile
the less interesting "jesus on my ass" article remains untouched, and
I don't know how to contribute articles anyway.

-><- Matt Alexander			

"DINGOS STOLE MY BABY!"

----- End forwarded message -----

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