[crackmonkey] The Stallman Awards

[Nick Moffitt]

	Well, here they are--the 1998 CrackMonkey Stallman awards.
They go to...

	Mae Ling Mak -- Best Stallman magnet in the Bay Area.
Apparently RMS was quoted as saying the following: "Stop killing
yourself--you're too beautiful!"

	Seth David Schoen -- Most reserved Stallman conversation.
Despite all his slights against libertarianism, you held strong and
didn't get riled up.  That, and your beard is far mightier than his.

	Art Tyde -- Most SuSE-like freemason.

	David Cassel -- "Sorry, man.  I gotta' go."

	Don Marti -- Best Stallman-influencing memeticist.  "Software
that embodies a business process should not necessarily be Free."

	and first prize goes to...

	<big>Rick Moen</big> -- Stallman chauffeur and concierge, as
well as Stallman pragmatist.  Rick, you win best of show on this one,
having put up with the man for over 24 hours and having defended him
against people who were spewing ad-hoc attacks and non-sequitur
arguments.

	Next stop, he'll be speaking alongside Jordan K Hubbard.  Two
men enter; one man leaves.

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