[crackmonkey] Thursday Night is Pigdog night at the San Francisco Brewing Company!

[Nick Moffitt]

	My God, man!  I hear voices!  I hear the rustling of papyrus!
I hear... THE FLOATING HEAD OF SETH DAVID SCHOEN!!


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	My GOD!  Look at the man!  He demands audience with RMS!  He
demands beer!  He demands a body to attach his head to!

	THURSDAY
	NIGHT
	IS
	PIGDOG
	NIGHT
	AT
	SAN FRANCISCO
	BREWING
	COMPANY!

	The San Francisco Brewing Company, on 155 Columbus Ave, is
great for you retro-freak ragtime-nazis who think that swing-nazis are
too vulgar and modern!  

	SEE the crazy trough under the bar!
	DRINK the house beer, and enjoy its stouty goodness!
	HEAR the house rag band, and request songs by the Ramones!
	JOIN us now and share the software!

	Destiny will be there!  Mr. Bad will be there!  CrackMonkey
will be there!  RMS will be there!

	BEER		BEER		BEER		BEER

	Call 434-3344 if you're lost and confused!

	Bring a pig or a dog, and get in free!  Bring a pig AND a dog,
and take RMS home with you!  

	From GRAIN to GLASS is their motto, and from GLASS to GULLET
is ours!  No wait, that's "Bad craziness at previously unattainable
speeds."

	Come one, come all, to San Francisco, for beer and GNU!

	(Note, I'm just now inviting RMS, and he may or may not come,
but it's worth a try!)

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