[crackmonkey] [snatcher@pigdog.org: [Pigdog] Bong Hit Santa]

[Katy]

Jason made me watch that show once. 

	It was painful. But not as painful as motorcross.

On Thu, 10 Dec 1998, Nick Moffitt wrote:

> 	Santa, Marijuana, and Liquidation World!  What could possibly
> go wrong?
> 
> ----- Forwarded message from Zacharoni & Cheese <snatcher at pigdog.org> -----
> 
> SANTA MOONLIGHTS ON CABLE TV, TIMING MARIJUANA HITS 12/08/98 07:48AM
> 1012 characters 19 lines
> 
> ** The Associated Press (c). All rights reserved. **
> 
> SEATTLE (AP) _ Hey Santa, got a light?
> 
> When Mark Calvert isn't greeting shoppers at Liquidation World in his
> Santa suit, he's entertaining viewers of ``Bong Hit Championship,'' a
> public-access cable TV show on which Calvert uses a stopwatch to time
> how long callers can inhale marijuana from a water pipe.
> 
> Viewer Susan Brown said she stumbled on Calvert's show last week and
> heard him cheer a 14-year-old caller as he inhaled.
> 
> Later, she was appalled to hear him refer to himself as ``a bona fide
> Santa,'' and give the name and location of the store.
> 
> ``This guy's ... on TV doing a drug show and telling kids where to
> come and see him in a Santa suit,'' Brown said. ``I think it's
> rancid.''
> 
> A Liquidation World spokesman said the store was unaware of Calvert's
> other line of work when he was hired last week.
> 
> ``We don't condone (illegal drug use), and if that's true, he
> definitely won't be employed here,'' manager Jerry Voeller said.
> 
> Calvert could not be reached for comment.
> 
> _AP-CS-12-08-98 0848EST<
> 
> http://www.newsfinder.com/nf/offbeat/081201.html
> 
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