[crackmonkey] [snydder@OCF.Berkeley.EDU: Zen Koan]

[Nick Moffitt]

----- Forwarded message from Daniel Snyder <snydder at OCF.Berkeley.EDU> -----

The samauri Shogokakan approached Master Yoshi in the monestary while
Master Yoshi was measuring drams of water.

"What is the nature of enlightenment, Master?" said Shogokakan.

"This bucket holds three drams of water!" said Master Yoshi.

Shogokakan chopped off Master Yoshi's head, spat on it, chased away all
the monks, burned down the monestary and danced on the ashes singing a
song about a prostitute in Osaka.

And in that instant, he became Enlightened.

|~           |~~  _  __  __  _ |"Quartz is hard."
 ~| | | |\ | | 7 |_|  /  |_ |_||
 ~  |_| | \| ~~  | | /_  |_ |\ |"He's a physicist,
snydder at ocf.berkeley.edu       |right?"

----- End forwarded message -----

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