[crackmonkey] Lightnin' GAR

[Nick Moffitt]

For those of you who missed it on the BBS (and just to prove how
self-centered I really am):


           98Dec19 08:28PM (PST) From [If I could frame my mind,]
   Lightning [where would it hang?]
   Close the schools! There's a half inch of snow on the ground!
   
    Pause for effect...
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   It's sickening how comforting the privacy of the mind can be...
   
           98Dec19 08:56PM (PST) From [Google] Nick [Becker]
   ...I...think..that...elipses...are...cool...
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   Spock
   
           98Dec19 11:22PM (PST) From [If I could frame my mind,]
   Lightning [where would it hang?]
   Indeed... I have been known to be their king and ruler... I have been
   called 3-dot at times in my internet/BBS carreer...
   
    Snow is very cool (no pun intended)... Though I don't miss it much,
   except maybe at this festive season of the year...
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   It's sickening how comforting the privacy of the mind can be...
   
           98Dec19 11:49PM (PST) From [non-sequitur arguments] Nick
   [ad-hominem personal attacks]
   Dude, it only takes one to finish a sentence. Quit trying to write off
   your football-induced illiteracy as charm.
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   cauterize the stump
   
           98Dec20 12:01AM (PST) From [non-sequitur arguments] Nick
   [ad-hominem personal attacks]
   Besides, what would a fsckin' sun-dried Floridian know about snow,
   anyway? I suppose you could airbrush yellow snowangels onto your
   venetian blinds. Perhaps you could just coat your front lawn with
   low-grade cocaine and dance around in amber wrap-around sunglasses and
   low-carat gold chains!
   
           Or maybe you could rent a snowmobile and go careening around
   the beach in the damn thing. Maybe you could build a log-cabin out of
   palm trees, and let the hurricanes take it away once you're finished.
   You could turn one of the billions of convenience stores into a
   chalet, and tend to the wounded skiers using splints made out of used
   popsicle sticks.
   
           Or maybe you could just play football until you're
   brain-damaged enough to run for Governor.
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   cauterize the stump
   
           98Dec20 12:02AM (PST) From [non-sequitur arguments] Nick
   [ad-hominem personal attacks]
   Whatever the case, we need to hire mercenaries to cut a bloody swath
   through Florida.
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   cauterize the stump
   
           98Dec20 01:01AM (PST) From [Deleted inode] Shazdeh [has
   zero dtime]
           Abraham Lincoln was a professional wrestler.
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   Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty
   dining room.

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