[CrackMonkey] Marital Arts (PigDog)

[Nick Moffitt]

Beaujolais to typographical errors!

Squid wrote:

> The marital artist, today, blends defense, philosophy, and one could
> even say art, into a discipline that is just that, a blend (think:
> Blended Scotch).

El Burro Grande wrote:

> The marital artist must also master the skills of oral pleasure and
> prostration if he wishes to avoid his evil nemesis, the divorce
> lawyer.

Mr. Bad wrote:

> El Burro Grande! Your marital arts are strong! But you make the
> mistakes of the novice in the robes of a master: only when you
> understand the simplicity of the lotus can you use the power of the
> Dim-Mak 3-Speed Anal Vibe Grip!

El Burro Grande wrote:

> Master!  In my youthful impatience I have failed you!  My false
> confidence led me to believe that I could handle high-speed with
> bothering to try low or medium.  Now wife has attacked me with the
> all-powerful testicle-shred fist!  Is seppuku my only option?  Is
> that covered by my life insurance?



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