[CrackMonkey] Unofficial Onetopia pre-flyer

[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "ECL" == Edward C Lang <edlang at pcug.org.au> writes:

    ECL> [I]f all men were created equal, aren't you equal with me?
    ECL> The little gruby dirty porno producing turnip farmer?

Well, I'm sure it seems that way to you, because your nation has no
history of a democratic tradition. It's actually a little more
complicated than that.

    Me> I don't want to be a "cultural imperialist," but really: don't
    Me> you think your ethnic factions could learn a thing or two from
    Me> our democratic values?

    ECL> And bend over to be ass-raped by you people? I go for
    ECL> fighting to upload my valley's freedom of speech any day.

*Sigh* You know, the White Man's Burden would be a lot less difficult
to carry if you people were a little more appreciative. If everyone
else in Austria has an attitude like yours, you people are really
overdue for a carpet-bombing campaign.

~Mr. Bad

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