[CrackMonkey] Unofficial Onetopia pre-flyer

[Mike Goldman]

"Mr. Bad" wrote:

> Perhaps you have heard of a little piece of paper called "The
> U.S.S. Constitution"? If you haven't, you should give a look-see. One
> little piece of paper may not seem like much to you, but to us, it is
> as precious as gold. Because on that piece of paper it says that "All
> men are created equal," which to us is a principle that we hold very
> dear.

These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Constitution.  It's continuing
mission....

Oh, nevermind, that's a different ship.

Incidentally, it's the Declaration of Independence which contains that
bit about all men being created equal.  The US Constitution replaces that
with some bullshit about some men being 3/5 of a person.