[CrackMonkey] Unofficial Onetopia pre-flyer

[Monkey Master]

begin  The Mighty Silverback quotation:
> Naw, I'm getting a little tired of playing the belligerent asswipe
> ignoramus. I humbly request to be the good guy again.

	See?  Diagram the jokes.  It always works.

	Evan, you have been outlasted by the ozzie contingent.  You
must therefore wear thirteen ribbons of shame for two weeks.  Each day
at noon, you must scream your shameful act at the top of your lungs.

	On a side note:

<CrackMonkey> [pedro(~pedro at cloaked.northpark.edu)] Evan is the man.
	If I come out to SF sometime, I'd love to meet him. Is he as
	cool in person as he is online?
<CrackMonkey> Pedro has a cru-ush!
<CrackMonkey> [pedro(~pedro at cloaked.northpark.edu)] bascially, the man
	has a razor wit, that's what I love
<CrackMonkey> ooooh!
<CrackMonkey> LOOOOOVE
<loiosh> pedro and evan sittin' in a tree
<loiosh> etc
<loiosh> neener neener
<pedro> [crackmonkey(~nick at cloaked.zork.NET)] Yeah, when I fucked him
	last night, it was great...
<kickaha> hahahaha
* CrackMonkey boggles
<CrackMonkey> hey, man
<CrackMonkey> I'm just quoting your stuff verbatim!
<pedro> hey, me too
<CrackMonkey> [flesh(rsm at fucked.loser.net)] Get your fat ass off your
	trust fund
<pedro> hehehehe
<pedro> yeah, ok
<pedro> so i have a little crush
<pedro> fuck all y'all
<CrackMonkey> awwww
<CrackMonkey> We all love Evan, tho
<pedro> hehe
<CrackMonkey> And Evan loves his Uncle Pedro
<pedro> HOW CAN YOU NOT? HE'S SO DREAMY!


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