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begin  Craig McPherson quotation:
> To: crackmonkey at crackmonkey.org, monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org,
>         monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org
> Cc: craig at laceyonline.com, monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org

	Listen up, you wormy little petrophile.  My mailer has a List
Reply function and I USE it.  Just because this list is peppered with
PINE-poking WEENIES doesn't mean that you need to flood each one of us
seven or eight times with your little bundle of letters and
punctuation.

	But it's okay, here in California we know how to UNDERSTAND
YOUR PAIN.  You're in rural Arkansas, you can't find any women you're
not related to already, and your mother has put you in charge of her
old enema bags.  You hope to one day leave the pig farm and head off
to a land where they have indoor plumbing.  The growth on your left
leg changed color last night.

	So when you're working the manure spreader, just remember that
you won't always have to give reach-arounds to the other farmhands.
Some day, you'll make it big.  We feel your pain, Craig McPherson.

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