[CrackMonkey] Re: 5cr1p7 k1dd135
Craig McPherson
craig at laceyonline.com
Wed Apr 12 20:18:50 PDT 2000
On Wed, Apr 12, 2000 at 08:11:26PM -0700, Rick Moen wrote:
> Quoting Craig McPherson (craig at laceyonline.com):
>
> > Calling someone a "moron" doesn't make it true.
>
> Indeed. But you mistake contemptuous dismissal for debate. An
> understandable error for someone in your position.
>
Atheists use "contemptuous dismissal" as an excuse to not
address any real issues. If a store clerk is an atheist,
and you give em $20.00 for a $14.95 item, don't be surprised
if e "contemptuously dismisses" the fact that you're supposed
to get $5.05 change. If you try to discuss it with em, expect
em to say "Ha ha ha, I will not discuss it because I know I'm
right."
Meanwhile, you've just lost $5.05 because the store clerk is
using "contemptuous dismissal" as an excuse to not give you
your change.
Then, you only have a few options:
1. Eat your losses, accept that "atheists are just like that
and will steal money from me a lot".
2. Resort to physical violence, probably causing more problems
than you cause.
3. Argue with the store clerk who will never face reality and
give you your change -- you wind up only wasting time.
4. Say "atheists are like that, and will never change," so I'll
just stop dealing with them completely -- not a bad idea.
5. Say "atheists are like that, and will never change... but I can
have fun with them." Make a hobby out of getting spare change,
dangling it in front of them, and watching them scamper around
like jackals to steal it. End result: they get some spare change,
but you get hour upon hour of fun.
I, of course, choose the last.
--
Craig McPherson
craig at laceyonline.com
The world's funniest joke:
"Memes are a hoax. Tell all your friends!"
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