[CrackMonkey] Re: 5cr1p7 k1dd135

[Craig McPherson]

Well, we still kicked your butts in World War II.

And you people might have invented paper, but WE invented
nuclear-freakin-weapons.

And you people might have invented fireworks, but WE invented
nuclear-freakin-weapons.

And you people might have invented oragami, be WE invented
NUCLEAR-FREAKIN-WEAPONS.

Oh, man... all WE have is a large arsenal of 500-megaton nuclear
bombs.  Up against the people who INVENTED the ART of folding
PAPER BIRDS, how could we HOPE to compete?

Please, spare us from the wrath of your paper swans!  Please
spare us from the wrath of your overpriced firecrackers where
you have to spend 10 minutes looking for the fuse and then
when you find it it won't light and then when you DO light it
it blows out then when you FINALLY get the fuse lit right the
bloody thing doesn't go off at all!!!!

OOoooh, I'm afraid.


On Thu, Apr 13, 2000 at 07:44:17AM -0700, Mae Ling Mak wrote:
> gosh, how can i possibly match this, being that i'm not from china,
> and all...
> 
> 
> Quoting Craig McPherson:
> > {You know, I really should have stayed in China with all the Communists
> > and rice farmers.  
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