[CrackMonkey] Re: 5cr1p7 k1dd135

[Miles Nordin]

On Thu, 13 Apr 2000, Craig McPherson wrote:

> overpriced firecrackers where you have to spend 10 minutes looking for
> the fuse and then when you find it it won't light and then when you DO
> light it it blows out then when you FINALLY

Not to mention that they're made from Karabou Dung, so when it FINALLY
blows up in your hand, (1) your hand is blown off and has to be amputated,
(2) you catch some crazy illness that disappeared along with covered
sewers and die.

That's why the German way to set of Chineese dung-firecrackers is to huck
'em into a weelbarrow filled with a burning spare tire.  Yup, nothing sets
off a firecracker like burning rubber.  as people (besides myself) have
been slinging around a lot of MUD instead of FACTS, I submit below a
photograph of the Burning Tire as well as the Drunk Twelve-year-old Girl I
was cuddling with at the time.  Drunk Underaged Cuddling was recently
legalized in Germany, except between first cousins or with Turks, and is
part of a German/French festival involving firecrackers and drunken
debauchery, as the unretouched photographs below will prove beyond all
possibility of doubt, question, or otherwise insolent and communist
behaviour.

 http://www.cs.colorado.EDU/~nordinm/crackmonkey/german_guys_tire-fire.jpg
 http://www.cs.colorado.EDU/~nordinm/crackmonkey/wench.jpg


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